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[–]fishyfishyfish 97 points98 points ago

that's what you posted on reddit but this is what you really said

[–]northdancer 6 points7 points ago

Told.

[–]Senarian 6 points7 points ago

[–]Jazzremix 3 points4 points ago

Sean William Scott in the back trying not to laugh but playing it like it's the character

[–]comrade87 3 points4 points ago*

Probably going to sound stupid now, but what's the deal with 20th of April? (In sweden there's nothing special about it) :) Edit: nevermind.........

[–]Acidyo 7 points8 points ago

Oh, you are going to play the diablo 3 open beta aswell? Cool cool cool.

[–]Big_Brick 2 points3 points ago

I just posted this then checked comments, removed mine :( Fuck my life

[–]rismeyes 2 points3 points ago

I would have went with this

[–]allthatsalsa 2 points3 points ago

Let me get this straight. You don't want to work late today?

[–]mordacthedenier 2 points3 points ago

It's friday man, it always sucks working late on friday.

[–]Hrodebert 2 points3 points ago

I love all the "boohoo, I can't find a job" posts, then you got these "It's 4/20 and I gotta get home to play diablo III. Screw work!" posts...

[–]10b-5 1 point2 points ago

I work late every night....

Pimpin ain't easy...

[–]ElBurroBorracho 1 point2 points ago

Cop Out!

[–]jwalhol 0 points1 point ago

Warriors come out and play ay!

[–]snarfbutt 1 point2 points ago

yeah, that would be greeeeaaaatttt

[–]bingbew 0 points1 point ago

I had never seen that before, and then it was in 2 links in a row. The puppy worms one, and then here.

[–]SilencehasFallen 0 points1 point ago

What is this from?

[–]Orval 1 point2 points ago

Cop Out

[–]SilencehasFallen 0 points1 point ago

Thank you :D

[–]bogrow 0 points1 point ago

if you weren't posting this online you could have gotten more work done, and left earlier..

[–]aakash77[!] 0 points1 point ago

Isn't there a version of this with captions?

[–]caligari5150 0 points1 point ago

You look pretty upset about it. Maybe you should go outside and get some fresh air.

[–]magesjau 0 points1 point ago

[–]psycic67 0 points1 point ago

Cop Out was a good movie.

[–]buffalo_wuffalo 0 points1 point ago

Why would you not go into work?

Get in there and make some mother-fuckin' money.

[–]raknor88 0 points1 point ago

what movie/show is this from?

[–]chimpman99 0 points1 point ago

Cop Out

[–]Orval 0 points1 point ago

Consider yourself lucky to even be asked. I usually work 8pm to 4am, and usually get off at either 5 or 6 on the weekends.

I work in a Casino as a dealer and can't leave until somebody can replace me but still.

[–]NathaNRiveraMelo 0 points1 point ago

Looked like I saw a "Hell no!" in there.

[–]GwsGeorge 0 points1 point ago

This is my response.

[–]fizdup 0 points1 point ago

Umm... your boss is a person too. (S)He has a familiy and shit to do as well (other than post crap on Reddit). Give the guy/gal a break and help out. It will come back to you when you want to go to that wedding/funeral/hot-sex-kitten one day.

[–]SARB34R 0 points1 point ago

Repost

[–]Lord_Dreadlow 0 points1 point ago

But...it's Friday......and it's 4/20....

[–]rampartrules 0 points1 point ago

Just take a "lunch" break...

[–]davidburns 0 points1 point ago

Im white so for me itd look more like this

[–]Murphish -1 points0 points ago

hope your boss is a hot babe

[–]hookguy 1 point2 points ago

Why?

[–]SoCo_cpp -4 points-3 points ago

Your post is not funny and you should be ashamed. Put this garbage over there r/reactiongifs

[–]johnHF 1 point2 points ago

I honestly cannot understand at all why you would be downvoted.

[–]w3rm4 -1 points0 points ago

diablo 3 open beta lol

[–]warpfield -1 points0 points ago

We fire all the regular-hours-only people even if they get the work done, because long term, we're doing a selective breeding program. Eventually, those people will be poorer and reproduce less, leaving behind only people who can work longer and are willing to do overtime without pay. As far as we're concerned, people are machines, and every hour of every day should be spent working, working, working. God so help us, we'll breed them there.

[–]ServerGeek -4 points-3 points ago

Looks like your boss wants to leave early so he can celebrate.