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[–]redpenquin 273 points274 points ago

I don't even want the proper context for this, because I'm just going to pretend Pee-wee and Regis got lost in New York and are on the run from Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.

[–]hailhorrors 86 points87 points ago*

As a Pee-Wee expert, I can confirm this is true.

[–]ergocogitosum 28 points29 points ago

Your people do good work.

[–]Plastastic 10 points11 points ago

Top men, those people.

[–]ashleton 10 points11 points ago

TOP. MEN.

[–]Pantheonofoak 8 points9 points ago

I've got a couple bumps I might want your opinion on then

[–]NurseGold 2 points3 points ago

[–]hailhorrors 1 point2 points ago

Well, just because I don't go bragging about it...

[–]NurseGold 0 points1 point ago

I had to...The stars aligned.

[–]iRodTouch 14 points15 points ago

[–]workpuppy 11 points12 points ago

Wow. Given the speed he was moving, I can't tell whether I'm more impressed with him for the flawless physical comedy, or with the photographer for nailing the picture.

[–]designer_wannabe 15 points16 points ago

burst shots, man. take a dozen pics, pick the best, and done: karma rain!

[–]goofball_jones 14 points15 points ago

confirmed. It's from the "spray and pray" school of photography.

Me...I learned on an 8x10 field camera. 6 double sided film holders. 12 shots only. carried in a backpack with big wooden tripod. in the snow. uphill. both ways.

[–]8foot6inchRod 6 points7 points ago

Holy Crap, Ansel Adams is on Reddit!

[–]goofball_jones 3 points4 points ago

I was being goofy there, but I did indeed take a workshop with Ansel Adams back in the early 80's.

[–]holyice7 1 point2 points ago

Did you still use your film canisters for weed, or did you actually put film in them?

[–]goofball_jones 4 points5 points ago

Actually, my stash was inside my field camera. It had a big bellows on it, so I just slipped off the lens holder and could put a bunch of things in there. Just had to remove them if I was taking a picture.

[–]nocdonkey 1 point2 points ago

how else would you get a spontaneous shot like this?

[–]goofball_jones 0 points1 point ago

Well, no other way really. Same as with sports shots. The speed of the higher end DSLR's are what has elevated the sports photography world in a major way. Also, not having to worry of butting up to that 36 exposure limit with film (unless you had one of those very unwieldy bulk-film backs that Nikon had).

Just saying, with sports and spontaneous shots like this, "spray and pray" is actually the best way to go. I was trying to make a funny about how old I am.

[–]bryntheskits[!] 0 points1 point ago

you forgot without an shoes on

[–]workpuppy 2 points3 points ago

Oh yea, every photographer I know would have held down the button with that coming at him, but still, not too bad.

[–]ThisIsMyCouchAccount 4 points5 points ago

Holy shit. I completely thought it was staged because of hour perfect the image is composed. That label of perfect is from somebody that has no photography skills. It just looks like one of those neat staged some photographers do with celebrities.

[–]frickindeal 13 points14 points ago

HOUR PERFECT.

[–]ashman87 0 points1 point ago

Erm it is staged, watch how he trips himself up. Definitely deliberate

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Oops! I accidentally clicked both youtube links. I was watching one while the other was was playing slightly off, and I was wondering why the whole thing was so noisy.

[–]Rude_Narwhal 0 points1 point ago

Just going with the general theme of today, that incident happens at 4:20.

[–]torop 4 points5 points ago

cuda just said marv and harry

[–]jiglyjeff 2 points3 points ago

I like to think they spent months planning this candy store heist just for Pee Wee to drop them all over the sidewalk.

[–]Cacodemon 65 points66 points ago

I'm a loner, Regis. A rebel.

[–]DeathByComicSans 1 point2 points ago

Handle your shit, Pee-Wee!

[–]TomHanks12 34 points35 points ago

I dont think Regis gets his due. Hes alright

[–]FUDGESICLES 13 points14 points ago

He was great in that episode of How I Met Your Mother

[–]ItsTheDoc 12 points13 points ago

I need that burger.

[–]linds360 2 points3 points ago

Regis told me to "scram kid" when I asked him to sign my autograph book at Disney World. I was a 6 year old girl sporting pigtails.

Feels bad, man.

[–]filthfarmfilth 2 points3 points ago

my dad was a huge fan of his in the 90's and we meet him once. he was a complete asshole. couldn't get away from us any faster. regis shut an elevator door on my dad's face while he was enthusiastically trying to talk to him about notre dame. i will never forget it.

[–]linds360 1 point2 points ago

He's a mean little troll and can't be trusted.

[–]CleverReference 1 point2 points ago

HA. I have you RES tagged as such, and you're active enough that I see you 'round these parts fairly often. Came here specifically to see if you commented.

[–]linds360 1 point2 points ago

Regis will never escape my wrath.

Where he is, I shall be.

[–]bobcat 0 points1 point ago

Did you ever see "King of Comedy"?

[–]linds360 0 points1 point ago

nope

[–]bobcat 0 points1 point ago

Jerry Lewis used a real story that happened to him in it. He was stopped by an old lasy who asked for his autograph for her grandson, but Lewis had had a family tragedy that morning, and was rushing to comfort a relative, so he said, sorry can't stop, and kept moving. The old lady yelled after him, "YOU SHOULD GET CANCER!"

[–]linds360 0 points1 point ago

In my case Reg was having a cup of coffee and reading the morning paper on the concierge floor of the Grand Floridian. My family and I were having breakfast and I spotted him so I walked over with a pen in hand to see if he would indulge me.

Scram kid was immediately followed by him returning to his reading so I'm gonna doubt a family emergency was in play there.

Then again, you never know.

[–]bobcat -1 points0 points ago

Can I come over and bother you when you're having breakfast? No?

Grow up, kid.

[–]TomHanks12 0 points1 point ago

whats going on here? a little drama?

[–]used_bathwater 13 points14 points ago

Does pee-wee ever age?

[–]MrJay235 1 point2 points ago

Does Regis?

[–]thenewtomsawyer 8 points9 points ago

Dammit Pee Wee, not again.

[–]cubistpanther 5 points6 points ago

I don't really know who these people are but going by the prices I saw on my visit to M&Ms world London last year, he's dropping about £2000 worth of sweets there. No laughing matter.

[–]Annieone23 1 point2 points ago

Regis is an awesome talkshow host who is older than dirt. He is retiring soon, and I will be sad.

Pee-wee Herman (stage name) is a former children's show comedian and is pretty wacky. He also got in trouble once for getting caught masturbating in a movie theatre.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Isnt he retired already?

[–]973p4ndas 11 points12 points ago

WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THESE GUMBALLS?!?

[–]Willzay 15 points16 points ago

He's such a loner. Some might say he's a rebel.

[–]RickDicolus 4 points5 points ago

I believe you, just don't destroy Tokyo.

[–]Greenerguns 32 points33 points ago

You had one job Pee Wee, ONE JOB

[–]scotch_dick 27 points28 points ago

He seems to have a problem holding his load.

[–]Tristophe 23 points24 points ago

Especially in movie theatres…

[–]Tukanchue 3 points4 points ago

I'm suprised I haven't seen any other references to this yet half way through the comments. :-)

[–]bryntheskits[!] 1 point2 points ago

People want to forget the moment that their childhood tv star fell from stardom, I know I do.

[–]foiz5000 2 points3 points ago

Who were two people shot in a theater?

Abraham Lincoln and the guy in front of Pee Wee.

[–]jonathanrdt 1 point2 points ago

Jeez you pull it out one time...

[–]GAMEchief 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag redditor

explains joke

gets more karma

[–]OBrien 4 points5 points ago

"Why can't I hold all these limes?"

[–]opaque22 20 points21 points ago

Listen, I'm not going to argue with you.

Because you're right.

[–]Vathau 46 points47 points ago

As someone not form the US, my first encounter with Pee Wee was a couple of months ago when he he was the guest judge on Top Chef. Maybe if you have great childhood memories of this guy you like him, but I found him a annoying person and almost turned off the episode cause of him.

[–]LNMagic 41 points42 points ago

Tim Burton directed Pee Wee's Big Adventure, which is just surreal enough to be a well-loved movie. I completely understand if you still don't like it, but give the movie a shot.

[–]ManMadeHuman 22 points23 points ago*

clap clap clap clapDeep in the heart of texas!

[–]PaulGriffin 8 points9 points ago

I live in Texas...this works.

[–]Waitwhatwtf -1 points0 points ago

I met a Texan once that didn't do this. I don't believe you.

[–]PaulGriffin 1 point2 points ago

I am a Texan once. I believe me.

[–]ZBGB 1 point2 points ago

I can also vouch for this - my parents taught it to me when I was 2, and I still do it instinctually.

[–]Intrepid00 12 points13 points ago

Tell them Large Marge sent you.

[–]LNMagic 3 points4 points ago

<gasp>

[–]PavlovsVagina 7 points8 points ago

Now Tim Burton just sticks to his gig of putting Johnny Depp in ridiculous costumes once per year for which they each get paid 500 billion dollars.

[–]gojirra[S] 5 points6 points ago

The movie industry is a lot like Reddit, why try when you can just repost?

[–]MisterSquirrel 8 points9 points ago

Bonus surreal music provided by the composer of the Simpsons theme song.

[–]jew_jitsu 16 points17 points ago*

This comment is as superfluous as Scaramanga's 3rd nipple.

Tim Burton has never made a film that didn't feature a score by Danny Elfman.

Edit: There's always one exception to every sweeping statement made on the internet.

[–]Windmills 15 points16 points ago

Except for Sweeney Todd. That one came with the Sondheim score.

[–]MRRoberts 11 points12 points ago

Elfman didn't do the score for Ed Wood either.

[–]MisterSquirrel 3 points4 points ago

Superfluous to anyone who already knew that, I guess. But then, that makes your comment equally superfluous.

[–]verasalero 4 points5 points ago

This is metasuperfluous y'know.

[–]MRRoberts 2 points3 points ago

Two exceptions: Sweeny Todd and Ed Wood.

[–]frickindeal 2 points3 points ago

Edit: There's always one exception to every sweeping statement made on the internet.

And someone who knows that exception and will gladly point it out.

[–]Ottergame 91 points92 points ago

He is -deliberately- annoying, though. His character is literally an overgrown child.

[–]bitter_cynical_angry 37 points38 points ago

"Deliberately annoying" does not mean "not annoying".

[–]lovedapeewee 25 points26 points ago

I met Pee Wee once with my niece, she had no idea who he was but he made her laugh non stop the whole time we were in the hotel lobby. He's a really nice guy, very personable, what was really funny were the random parents getting their kids to go get autographs, the parents loved it more than the kids I think.

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[–]tgunter 5 points6 points ago

He actually was charged with possession of child pornography, but he maintains his innocence on the matter. Turns out he's a major collector of vintage erotica, and the police raided his place, found a few pictures they deemed questionable, and pressed charges. The charges were eventually dropped. In his defense, one of the dealers he bought the stuff from has stated that he bought things for his collection in large quantities sight-unseen, and that he never requested photos of minors. So it's plausible that if he did have anything illegal it was unintentional.

He also claims innocence in the public masturbation case, for what that's worth. He was stopped by police while exiting a darkened adult theater during a raid in which several other men were arrested for the same thing, and the case never went to trial, so it's hard to say whether he was guilty in that case or not.

[–]Ottergame 0 points1 point ago

Don't forget, until the 1970s, there were pornographic magazines featuring children being sold in the US. It wasn't technically legal, but the punishment for being caught with it was very light. So there was a small but thriving business selling child porn mags that went on for the better part of 2 decades, it's not unreasonable that there are porn stashes that people have that have some of these in there, and the owners don't even realize it.

[–]Ottergame 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I fully agree, and completely understand people still being annoyed by the character. It's a certain taste, and he tends to go both ways with me.

[–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

Similar to Gottfreid.

[–]fgben 4 points5 points ago

I find it hard to be amused when my ears are bleeding.

[–]spinozasrobot 26 points27 points ago

Yeah, he's an acquired annoyance.

[–]kamakazebear 2 points3 points ago

I agree, He just seems creepy to me

[–]mathangis 0 points1 point ago

Ugh... YOU just DON'T KNOW!

[–]matterij 5 points6 points ago

Handling his balls in public again

[–]Bashasaurus 21 points22 points ago

Spend more time on the internet if this is the best image you've ever seen

[–]CantGetRidOfABomb 24 points25 points ago

Seriously ಠ_ಠ. Do you guys know there are pictures of naked women?

[–][deleted] 19 points20 points ago

That's only a rumor.

[–]Obalanserad 8 points9 points ago

There is?! (SFW)

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

Haha that is so Raven.

[–]Im_thatguy 2 points3 points ago

I haven't seen her in years! The fuck happened to her?

[–]Harrowin 11 points12 points ago

She's Nicki Minaj now.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

[–]HamiDro 0 points1 point ago

Pics or it didn't happen!!

[–]gojirra[S] 3 points4 points ago

Allow me to introduce you to the concept of hyperbole...

[–]Stabone130 1 point2 points ago

Bummer!?!? Thats the secret word of the day! Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

[–]someguyfromnj 1 point2 points ago

So they replaced Kelly with pee wee in those tdbank commercials.

[–]panmancandothecancan 1 point2 points ago

That's it... He's completely lost his marbles.

[–]DownVotingCats 1 point2 points ago

You need to see more images.

[–]Lil_Red_Riding_Hood 1 point2 points ago

Dammit Pee Wee stop spilling your load in public

[–]CaptainJeff 1 point2 points ago

All this pictures needs is the addition of the 11th Doctor to it.

Bow ties are cool.

[–]noreally_ithappened 1 point2 points ago

DO THEY EVER AGE?

[–]poopface17 2 points3 points ago

It looks as though Regis & Pee-wee are stealing candy from the candy shop.

[–]SpaizKadett 2 points3 points ago

I don't know why, but I have always hated Pee-wee Herman. Never ever found anything he has done to be remotely funny!

[–]Carpaltunnelsnake 8 points9 points ago

Oh come on, he was great in Cheech and Chong

[–]Lurksallthetime 2 points3 points ago

But he was in Blow!

[–]migimunz 1 point2 points ago

I agree. I find his very presence on my screen cringeworthy.

[–]enferex 1 point2 points ago

Relevant (crank up the audio)

[–]nicxus 4 points5 points ago

Relevant Crank up the detail. 3:28 for M&ms

[–]enferex -1 points0 points ago

Or 0:00 for total Regis + Pee Wee awesomeness

[–]Scadilla 1 point2 points ago

All that Viagra...

[–]Bishop_of_Reddit 1 point2 points ago

St. Herman was never one of grace. Never more clear was this fact, than the day he spilled his sugar spheres upon the earth, while King Philbin watched in shock.

The Epistle of St. Herman

2:40

[–]Mekongcola 1 point2 points ago

OP might be gay.

[–]YerBoi 0 points1 point ago

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

[–]rickreflex 0 points1 point ago

i dunno... have you seen the Rubber Space Chicken one??

[–]Digbit 0 points1 point ago

He dropped the ball on that one.

[–]lazutu 0 points1 point ago

You do realize he made it on purpose

[–]Dr_Donut 0 points1 point ago

It always looks like Regis' head is photoshopped in this picture.

[–]AnomalousGonzo 0 points1 point ago

Thug lyfe...

[–]Heavyballsareheavy 0 points1 point ago

Whats going to happen to all that delicious candy??

[–]T_man 0 points1 point ago

Regis looks so much like my grandma it's bizarre. I can't wait to karma whore with that picture.

[–]BassDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

I'M TRYING TO USE THE PHOOOOOONNEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

[–]roogleason 0 points1 point ago

Opss! Sorry i drop your candy.

[–]damnatio_memoriae 0 points1 point ago

The age to appearance ratio in this photo is off the charts.

[–]TheMachineStops 0 points1 point ago

Dr Sheldon Cooper has let himself go...

[–]Quizchris 0 points1 point ago

The best repost I've ever seen!

[–]Andrewfortywinks 0 points1 point ago

Good image. The best?

[–]Sprocketlord 0 points1 point ago

I used to love watching PeeWee until I learned what Pedophilia was.

[–]JimmehFTW 0 points1 point ago

Does anyone have this in Wallpaper form?

[–]scarface910 0 points1 point ago

His jimmies has been rustled.

[–]Mclongkok 0 points1 point ago

The only person who can pull of a bow tie besides Bill Nye.

[–]GoLightLady 0 points1 point ago

Love it. Might have to make myself a copy.

[–]JimmyChong 0 points1 point ago

Today's secret word is BALLS!!!!

[–]paki123 0 points1 point ago

I was expecting a story about Regis or Pee Wee to be the top voted comment... I am dissapoint

[–]junkyardgod 0 points1 point ago

This was my computer wallpaper for a good year and a half, considering changing it back to this once again...

[–]supaphly42 0 points1 point ago

Sorry, but while this is good, the rubber chicken in space above this trumps it.

[–]throweraccount 0 points1 point ago

I immediatly heard his laughter and "I'm running around yelling" sound once I opened the picture.

[–]banditandrew 0 points1 point ago

This makes me smile

[–]DeadNotSleeping89 0 points1 point ago

Your M&Ms are out of CONTROL!

[–]fuseboy 0 points1 point ago

This is from Pee-Wee Herman goes Paintballing

[–]splave 0 points1 point ago

IM TRYING TO USE THE PHONE!

[–]synthesis11 0 points1 point ago

pee wee herman

[–]ate4m 0 points1 point ago

This is definitely the M&M store in Times Square.

[–]TurgidDahlia 0 points1 point ago

Oh he spilled his seed :-(

[–]minorwhite 0 points1 point ago

I just love that guy.

[–]AlphaQindaBut 0 points1 point ago

I'm sorry i took the candy... I'm sorry

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Rest in peace, Dick Clark

[–]dblock187 0 points1 point ago

I hope that clown picked up all those off of the ground.

[–]Billism 5 points6 points ago*

I was in middle school when this happened. It was all over the news and everyone was making jokes about it. It wasn't until a little later in life when I realized, that he got arrested at a xxx show. WTF, of course that's what people are doing there.

[–]daveonline123 3 points4 points ago

I checked the comments to make sure someone mentioned this.

[–]mercury888 1 point2 points ago

hey i got downvoted! Paul Reubens is a redditor!!!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Was this a stunt for Good Morning America or possibly from the upcoming Pee Wee movie from Judd Apatow?

[–]Stabone130 3 points4 points ago

The photo is quite old.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, I see it was from last year.. Bummer.

[–]aquasucks 0 points1 point ago

It was a stunt for his broadway show.

[–]spaaaaaghetaboutit -1 points0 points ago

So all you have to do is save this image and repost every few months for thousands of Karma? Deal.

[–]gojirra[S] 2 points3 points ago

That's what I did!

[–]Panda_De_Guerre -1 points0 points ago

RIP Dick Clark

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[–]shitjustaintcray 14 points15 points ago

does Sheldon Cooper remind you of Pee-Wee

FTFY

[–]Hrog -2 points-1 points ago

Even Mitt Romney is funnier than Pee-wee.

[–]Laddeus -1 points0 points ago

As someone from Europe, is Pee-Wee kinda the American Mr. Bean?

[–]shirgshirgden 3 points4 points ago

he had a very dark and unusual children's show a while ago. It was the kind of thing that was enjoyed by grown ups as much as kids, if not more. Pee Wee's Play House. Very odd and worth checking out if you've never encountered it. It's an experience.

[–]vitaminmary 0 points1 point ago

Kind of. He's more of an overgrown child, not so much accident prone.

[–]rdr05300 -1 points0 points ago

I guess. Except far less popular and far more creepy.

[–]beccaface -1 points0 points ago

That's like $80 worth of M&Ms right there.

Sincerely,

Someone who once made that mistake.

[–]metarugia -1 points0 points ago

I would love to be the cameraman who follows these 2 around manhattan for a day capturing any and all crazy antics.

[–]Sir_George -1 points0 points ago

Great image, but have we thought about who will clean up all those M&M's? They'll get stuck under thousands of peoples shoes, and judging by the image it seems summer time. That chocolate will melt and they'll track chocolate into their homes, clean floors, cars, etc. It'll be a pain in the ass to clean up.

[–]victorapplesmash 0 points1 point ago

Snoopy. Snoopy will clean up the M&Ms.

[–]Dented -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, but Pee-Wee Herman just creeps me out.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

You can't tell in this shot, but he's actually having a wank in public... again.

[–]EvaSylvestre -2 points-1 points ago

The little black chick's 'dafuq' face is hilarious.

[–]Shniggles -2 points-1 points ago

Jizz in my pants.

[–]blackpony -2 points-1 points ago

RIP Dick Clark :(

[–]tyrannosaw -2 points-1 points ago

who are these people?