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[–]scubsurf 113 points114 points ago

A while back, when I was playing Black Ops, some 12-year-old was being belligerent. I got tired of listening to him, and I said, "You should stop being mean to everyone."

He responded with the kind of tirade you would expect, faggot, bitch, nigger, vague threats, etc.

I let him go on for a few minutes, and I said, "Dude. Dude. Dude-" until he stopped and said, "WHAT!?"

"I'm sorry. I'm sorry man. I'm sorry."

"What?"

"I'm sorry. Please don't be mad anymore. I'm sorry."

"...what!?"

"I'm sorry."

I apologized for duration of the match and into the lobby of the next.

By the end of it he was completely frustrated. "Ohmygod, stop saying you're sorry, I'll stop yelling at everyone, just quit saying sorry! Look, just stop saying you're sorry, everything is fine. Just please stop."

"Alright man, I'm sorry."

Getting him to ragequit because I was apologizing to him was immensely satisfying.

[–]narcoblix 67 points68 points ago

Among me and mine, this is known as the "crafty Canadian" argument finisher.

[–]Sudz705 34 points35 points ago

IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT

[–]MadMageMC 9 points10 points ago

I... gotta go see about a girl.

[–]crotchcritters 5 points6 points ago

I know

[–]UnchainedMelanie 1 point2 points ago

It's not your fault.

[–]be_mindful 11 points12 points ago

i like to ask questions:

faggot!

why did you call me that?

because you're a fag!

how do you know i'm a fag?

because you're a dumb nigger!

how do you know----

and on and on and on. it generally drives them up the wall and they ragequit.

[–]Russz 1 point2 points ago

Sorry.

[–]yij85 39 points40 points ago

guys its driving me nuts, I've seen this a few times, but can't figure out where its from or what they said to her lol, someone explain?

[–]yakusokuN8 27 points28 points ago

[–]stormbird87 20 points21 points ago

I will never understand why everyone in the crowd is filming this. If you want to have a video of the interview, just find it online.

No one in that audience seems to be 'present'.

[–]Sanzman12 6 points7 points ago

How do you think it got on the internet?

[–]OneDougUnderPar 6 points7 points ago

Well, the internet faeries, right?

[–]Sanzman12 -2 points-1 points ago

Someone needs to make an image of this.

[–]sessilenomad 4 points5 points ago

no, they dont.

[–]stormbird87 0 points1 point ago

I certainly looks like a professional filmed it.

[–]Gouken -1 points0 points ago

Unless, of course, the proper video is up on American websites that filter out Canadian audiences, in which case nothing can be found about the video, and the only way to catch a glimpse of this is via amateur video recordings.

[–]Shpleeurnck 14 points15 points ago

Bless you for including the time parameter in the link.

[–]tommy2712 3 points4 points ago

how do you do this?

[–]yakusokuN8 3 points4 points ago

Right-click, "Copy URL at current time". That's what I do.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 0 points1 point ago

put this tag at the end of the URL:

&t=Xs

"X" representing the second you want to start the video at

[–]daigleo 0 points1 point ago

The easiest way is to click "Share" then "Options" and enter the time. You can also append "&t=" or"#t=" followed by the time value (e.g., 2m15s, 186s, 1h11m, etc.) to the end of the link.

[–]Jim_my 7 points8 points ago

Apparently nobody said anything to her... except the audience

[–]ThatGuy482 5 points6 points ago

LOL, shes hilarious, when she first comes out and says "oh are we not allowed to touch"

and then later talking about how she didn't shave her pits. LOL.

[–]Snookerman 3 points4 points ago

Now I'm not sure if that was sarcasm anymore.

[–]chocolatetherapy 2 points3 points ago

I gotta be honest. I watched the whole interview and I really don't like this Josh guy. But he gets most of the "YAAAYYY!"-screams.

[–]Dented 2 points3 points ago

Probably because the audience mostly consists of 13 year old girls.

[–]avrus 4 points5 points ago

Dear diary. Jackpot!

[–]lala989 1 point2 points ago

He's trying to be cool. He'll hopefully chill out and grow out of it.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 0 points1 point ago

why? i didn't watch the rest of it but i liked him in movies..... is he a douche?

[–]grafkn 1 point2 points ago

chocolatetherapy must be on Team Gale.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe -1 points0 points ago

lol, i'm on team peeta even though he's a self described stalker...... and he's so lil, like a muscular baby! :D

[–]0riensAstrum 4 points5 points ago

That is the creepiest thing I've read all day.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 0 points1 point ago

which part exactly? :D

[–]0riensAstrum 0 points1 point ago

The bit about a "muscular baby" XD

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 1 point2 points ago

you know they exist, right?

[–]chocolatetherapy 0 points1 point ago

Nah, I just mean the actors themselves, not the figures in the movie. I'm not a "on-team-dick"-kinda person. But in the interview Josh Hutcherson was the first to answer all questions like he's a super star. I don't know, I just didn't like his behaviour.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 0 points1 point ago

well to be honest he is more of a celeb. than the other two, plus he's short and short people try to compensate, plus the aussie was boring... i like whats her face though, saw her in winter's bone just before i saw hunger games.... bish a pretty good actor lol. i didn't care enough to watch all of the clip but i'll take your word for it.

[–]chocolatetherapy 0 points1 point ago

Yea, it's true. Jennifer Lawrence is actually acting pretty well.

[–]Crazy_G1raffe 0 points1 point ago

i'd bone her... for sure. and then be her friend.

[–]prncssbmblb 0 points1 point ago

Most of the girls (including me) who saw the movie/read the books like his character and he is pretty cute. That's just my opinion.

[–]chocolatetherapy 1 point2 points ago

It wasn't aimed at the figure he's playing in the movie. I really liked him there, too. But the real dude is a little irritating.

[–]chaosgod 0 points1 point ago

Thanks. It's interesting that with the context of the video, it seems that she's being genuine in giving a fan the thumbs up, then turning to give her attention back to the actor who's speaking.

[–]dongpal 28 points29 points ago

[–]monkeedude1212 9 points10 points ago

I've been casually watching that show over my girlfriends shoulder while gaming for like, months now... In what fucking episode does he EVER show an emotion?

[–]Samuel_Gompers 2 points3 points ago

In any that involve his children? Also, I believe in the second season, when he helps out Peggy. Then there's the time he disappears to California to see the widow Draper and she dies. That was intense. In the most recent season when (minor spoiler) Betty got cancer, he was also pretty distraught even given the marital circumstances.

[–]jeanthine 11 points12 points ago

I work in a call centre. Threats from people who would not recognise me if I urinated on their loved ones are a daily routine. Today a 72 year old told me he'd "be coming for me" if his new phone didn't work. It was a little hard to take serious.

[–]chumprock 2 points3 points ago

Really? Because when I worked at a helpdesk they took ALL threats very seriously and would save the recording and call the police.

[–]jeanthine 1 point2 points ago

Usually we just hang up? It's just a telephone bill, no one wants to go to prison over a telephone bill.

[–]chumprock 1 point2 points ago

I know, I worked at an internet provider. I thought it was a hell of a way to treat their customers, but when someone would say "Why dont I come down there and change your password, bub! We would have to report it.

[–]jeanthine 0 points1 point ago

We just laugh. Then again, it's Australia, so dying by human hands is probably preferable to the many alternatives.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hehe, not because you're actually scared though. It's just fun that sometimes assholes have to deal with consequences.

[–]JesterAzazel 114 points115 points ago

[–]Slothhh 48 points49 points ago

yes

[–]Das_Low 69 points70 points ago

I prefer this photo, http://i.imgur.com/z4GXH.jpg

[–]JHunzy 6 points7 points ago

I think that I'm experiencing true love for the first time

[–]Mwindarou 3 points4 points ago

but the other one has more boobs!

[–]cheyenneisRAD -2 points-1 points ago

To the top with ye.

[–]Thaine 19 points20 points ago

On my phone this image was just large enough to get my hopes up that I would see boobs because the free was not visible on the screen.

[–]JesterAzazel 12 points13 points ago

Now I feel bad..

[–]Icharus 1 point2 points ago

your image is size is bad, and you should feel bad!

[–]OccupyYourFace 6 points7 points ago

Your grammar is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]Icharus 0 points1 point ago

haha good call. I do...

[–][deleted] 39 points40 points ago

Her expression in this picture is less than flattering, it makes her look like Jennifer Coolidge.

[–]mjolk22 52 points53 points ago

Stiflers mom, in case anyone is wondering.

[–]daaaaaaaaniel 33 points34 points ago

Thank you for saving me the 10 seconds it would've taken to google that name.

[–]mjolk22 13 points14 points ago

No problem, that's what I'm here for.

[–]filmhoo 13 points14 points ago

Why am I here though?

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

For Stifler's mom I presume

[–]filmhoo 4 points5 points ago

False. I'm here for Finch's mom.

[–]stop_being-a-dick 1 point2 points ago

I was thinking Calvin Coolidge's wife as I don't know her first name. Seemed like an odd reference.

[–]afxtal 8 points9 points ago

Her expression? On her face? I had to re-open the picture to actually notice there was a face in this picture.

[–]neuroghost 1 point2 points ago

Jennifer Coolidge was in Carolina with Julia Stiles who was in The Silver Linings Playbook with Jennifer Lawrence who was in X-Men: First Class with.............................

Kevin Bacon.

[–]Jim_my 2 points3 points ago

seems like this is always relevant

[–]theicecapsaremelting 4 points5 points ago

that dude looks like he is scared out of his mind in that photo

[–]ExpenseAccounts 2 points3 points ago

Yeah, isn't he worth like 17 billion dollars too? He doesn't afraid of anything.

[–]MackLuster77 0 points1 point ago

He's worth $17B in Monopoly money. That's what they pay actors who play billionaires.

[–]slaur 6 points7 points ago

There is something about this chick that I cannot quite put my finger on.

[–]mattrubik 10 points11 points ago

Her vagina.

[–]slaur 5 points6 points ago

I didnt say finger in!

[–]ASlutPuppy 0 points1 point ago

you should see winter's bone. i really loved her in that.

[–]ReneG8 5 points6 points ago

Ok, since no one directly asked, is this the main actress from the hunger games or am I mistaken?

[–]iPwnKaikz 7 points8 points ago

Jennifer Lawrence, the one that plays Katniss, yes.

[–]psilokan -3 points-2 points ago

Wow... I thought it was Mischa Barton

[–]Multiple_Pickles 23 points24 points ago

I would advise that you stay off 4chan.

[–]Freeman_C2K12 11 points12 points ago

Mmm.. "okay." <thumbs up>

[–]Jsocia 43 points44 points ago

[–]vierce 0 points1 point ago

I had never seen that show before yesterday, and that episode was the one I saw. Pretty awesome.

[–]Ocrasorm 9 points10 points ago

And then you turn around and someone shoots a poisoned dart into your neck. Then .. molestation!

[–]Obj_solid 2 points3 points ago

the internet STRIKES AGAIN!!

[–]CrackerJack23 0 points1 point ago

I had the scene from Ace Ventura play in my head.

[–]Ragnalypse 3 points4 points ago

Do you like swat teams?

[–]magesjau 17 points18 points ago

[–]psilokan 4 points5 points ago

I misread that as /r/erectiongifs

[–]MadMageMC 5 points6 points ago

I'm actually a little surprised that's not a subreddit already.

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[–]be_mindful 6 points7 points ago

"stop using reddit in a way i don't like."

[–]zeevee3arr8 6 points7 points ago

You do not want to face the wrath.

[–]bo87 3 points4 points ago

Unless you live in the ghetto in Ohio.

[–]centz01 0 points1 point ago

More specifically, Youngstown.

[–]urargumentisinvalid 1 point2 points ago

I can actually hear her saying "okay"...

[–]genida 1 point2 points ago

[–]omfgitsmarv 1 point2 points ago

well... you suck!

[–]TokyoXtreme 1 point2 points ago

I'm thinking instead of that long blond WWE wrestler, who looks up and goes "Oooh!", and it's being filmed from like between the ropes. Love that gif, and never get tired of seeing it. It's how I feel when I see that gif.

[–]Tandran 1 point2 points ago

Edge?

[–]TokyoXtreme 0 points1 point ago

Yes! That's the one for sure, but with the frequency it's seen on Reddit, you'd think the image would be easier to find on Google.

[–]5hassay 1 point2 points ago

She's so beautiful...

[–]desnyki 1 point2 points ago

she s fucking sexy...

[–]flytaggart1 1 point2 points ago

She's pretty enough to make me smile

[–]heracleides 6 points7 points ago

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 2 points3 points ago

So if I threaten you, I'll want to have sex with you?

[–]mr_happy28 0 points1 point ago

Weird, I can actually hear her voice in my head.

[–]Hark_An_Adventure 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend, her roommate and I were arguing about this .gif the other day. Is she saying "OK" or "Oh yeah?"

[–]genida 2 points3 points ago

yakusoku posted this. I'm going with OK.

[–]Lord--Osis 0 points1 point ago

I'm definitely going with 'Oh yeah'.

[–]fogoticus 0 points1 point ago

Every time you reply -girl goes batshit mad and destroys pc out of pure rage.jpeg-.

[–]moviedude26 0 points1 point ago

"Did you hear that everyone? Michael Bluth is threatening me!"

[–]brningpyre 0 points1 point ago

This is the wrong subreddit. Use /r/reactiongifs instead.

[–]BeardedStrangeBatPan 0 points1 point ago

The gif didnt load on my phone so upvotes for hotness!

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Is it wrong if something about this is somehow sexually attractive..?

[–]bigfatredditard 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Boy, the internet sure is wacky!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

[–]thestraylightpun 0 points1 point ago*

Really, though, it's not very hard for a semi-skilled investigator to find out who you are.

A lot of poster use the same username for multiple sites, and post small bits of personal information that can be pieced together. Sometimes, when I'm bored, I'll find a random redditor and see if I can find out their actual name and city. I've been able to do it quite often, if I spend an hour or two going through a lot of inane bullshit and dead ends.

For example, here's a private investigator that took some time to investigate random redditors: http://www.reddit.com/comments/mj5qi/c31g319/?sort=best

Moral of the story: some nutjob could fucking murder you.

[–]jesusapproves 1 point2 points ago

Please PM me any details about me you can piece together. I'm curious.

[–]CrackerJack23 0 points1 point ago

Yes this could be good.

[–]koolkid005 0 points1 point ago

I think it's less the anonymity and more the "this guy I'm arguing with is probably halfway across the globe from me" if they want to get a plane ticket to come off me, feel free.

[–]99thRedBalloon 0 points1 point ago

This is how I felt when this guy on AOL chat (way back in the annals of time) said he'd 'come over and kick my head in' for being 'a dumbass woman'. He said he knew where I lived, then named completely the wrong city. He was in the US, I was in the UK. I sat for a good five minutes laughing and going "yeah right"...

[–]WoaZach 0 points1 point ago

anyone know what the context was that shes saying okay for?

[–]mr_loveboat -2 points-1 points ago

What's with all the /r/reactiongifs up in here? Arghh. They are not funny.

[–]TiiGerTekZZ -1 points0 points ago

Omg. She's beautiful with that look (she's hot with nrl look to btw) xO

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

When you see this you'll start caring about Internet threats!

[–]redwings27 -5 points-4 points ago

I've seen this gif far too many times lately.

[–]Daniel022 25 points26 points ago

Doesn't make her any less hot.

[–]CoupledPerfect -2 points-1 points ago

When someone on XBOX Live starts talking shit FTFY.

[–]Littleabby12 -3 points-2 points ago*

Stfu

[–]shitterplug -3 points-2 points ago

Not making yourself look any better here.

Reaction gifs are the vaginas of the internet. Why just ignore them when you can be a passive agressive little twat and repost an overused image?

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[–]CrackerJack23 0 points1 point ago

Someone forgot their medication today.