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[–]compromisinglie 8 points9 points ago

Are these supposed to mimic lock picking tools? Or is it a take on a Swiss army knife?

And... Is that a dudes hand?!?

[–]Skreechnails 9 points10 points ago

one, yes to swiss army knife, although they are fake. two, so what if its a dudes hand?

[–]ososinsk -1 points0 points ago

Glad to realize they're fake. I can't imagine having to pretty much give up using your finger tips for months just for that.

[–]Skreechnails 0 points1 point ago

I mean, these kind of nails are competitive design, in most cases. for contests and such.

[–]fireflyinnocence[S] 3 points4 points ago

Lmao!! Now that I think about it, it does look like a guys hand!

[–]Youko1776 11 points12 points ago

probably not a guy's hand,it's not quite as muscular. Not all of us females have nice dainty perfect hands. This looks like a tutorial video done by an average everyday woman, not a hand model who would most likely have those slender dainty hands you'd expect..

[–]WillNye 0 points1 point ago*

No, it's various tools for opening alcohol. There's a bottle opener for beer, a corkscrew for wine, a small knife for opening the foil, I'm not sure what the other two are for (index and ring fingers).

[–]Sparrow475 2 points3 points ago

The other two are a saw and screwdriver. It's meant to resemble a swiss army knife.

[–]Margo_Lane 1 point2 points ago

Her boyfriend isn't going to want a hand job anytime soon.

[–]compromisinglie 3 points4 points ago

Well if it is a woman I imagine she gives the Paul Bunyon of handjobs. Sandpaper stroking.

[–]fireflyinnocence[S] 2 points3 points ago

If its a women, I hope shes not a lesbian.

[–]Liverotto 1 point2 points ago

MacGyver's Daughter?

[–]Cry_Havok 1 point2 points ago

thats actually pretty fucken sick.

[–]mars296 1 point2 points ago

I think that would actually be quite handy.

[–]Milkthiev 1 point2 points ago

The first four are just diversions for the coke pick on the pinky finger.

[–]BelievesInGod 1 point2 points ago

actually kinda cool tbh...

[–]a_derp_in_thailand 1 point2 points ago

imagine masturbating with those hands...for both women and men...oh god why...

[–]used_bathwater 0 points1 point ago

They are extensions just so some of you know.. Not her real nails

[–]DrManface 0 points1 point ago

I thought this might have been real for a second, then I noticed the impossibility of the corkscrew. Real shame.

[–]ivefoundthebackstory -2 points-1 points ago

[–]brunoutah -1 points0 points ago

bullshit

[–]hiltonking -5 points-4 points ago

Fake because women would never be that practical.

[–]Johnny82 -2 points-1 points ago

She must be Swiss.

[–]WhoSK -2 points-1 points ago

What the ACTUAL fuck...

[–]Crop_Dusted -2 points-1 points ago

It's a Krav Maga instructor.The old Israeli art of hand jibber to hand jibber combat.

[–]Astronautspiff -2 points-1 points ago

Juw are juice-less ignacio

[–]headscratchie -2 points-1 points ago

grosss!!!

[–]psymonp -2 points-1 points ago

lame. no nail file

[–]cpellegrino -2 points-1 points ago

I'm calling fake :P

[–]soonerborn81 -4 points-3 points ago

No you didn't

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[–]mexicanjebus 3 points4 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]repace11 -3 points-2 points ago

because pocket knives are too mainstream