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[–]cbk11 19 points20 points ago

who likes to rock the party?

[–]kunfaux 8 points9 points ago

i like to rock the party

[–]Crazyjoe04 5 points6 points ago*

all the ladies at the party come on and shake your boobies, yeah!

[–]kunfaux 1 point2 points ago

New Zealand likes to rock the party!

[–]FenrisWolf83 16 points17 points ago

Kiwis showing how it's done.

[–]sweetaskiwi 7 points8 points ago

represent bru

[–]themizlfoshizl 5 points6 points ago

Cheers Fulla's

[–]Hayden199 6 points7 points ago

Nek minnit

[–]iLaughLOL 6 points7 points ago

churr

[–]Tsl2803 82 points83 points ago

That looks like a lot of work for a bunch of baked people.

[–]Jsocia 41 points42 points ago

[–]420ent 13 points14 points ago

yes we are

[–]wolfvision 8 points9 points ago

this Ent gets it

[–]mordacthedenier 0 points1 point ago

In reality it's going to be a bunch of people chilling on their couches with empty chip bags everywhere, but on /r/trees it's going to be dis wut i did @ a [7]

[–]jermacalocas 15 points16 points ago

not really i have plans to toke and mountain bike through some trails and finish the night off hanging with lucy and listening to music

[–]thehollowman84 13 points14 points ago

say hi to lucy for me man

[–]iScreme 3 points4 points ago

I'll tell Molly the same.

[–]kevindurENT 1 point2 points ago

i'll let my girl crystal know too....

[–]Michael_Lewandowski -1 points0 points ago

I miss Eva Bongoria... Her glass shattered at the same time as my soul

[–]littlestseal -1 points0 points ago

Princess Celestibong... why did you have to go so soon?

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points ago

I'm going to serve tables all night to stoned people.

Let's hope they share.

Remember kids, sharing is caring.

[–]Zirvo 1 point2 points ago

I'm spending all morning doing this.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?

[–]jermacalocas 2 points3 points ago

yes sir... its has flourished in my area as of late

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar 3 points4 points ago

I have never seen a post titled "Dis wut i did @ a [7]." Do you think all stoners type like retards or something?

[5]

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[–]Pigydood -2 points-1 points ago

Someone's getting downvoted for good reason.

[–]halbachb9272 9 points10 points ago

what song is that?

[–]authorchris 22 points23 points ago

Sugarlumps by Flight of the Concords I think?

[–]Vortex60 12 points13 points ago

[–]Kidsturk 1 point2 points ago*

I am now very scared after following your link to youtube:

500 Internal Server Error

Sorry, something went wrong.

A team of highly trained monkeys has been dispatched to deal with this situation.

If you see them, show them this information:

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I will be watching out for monkeys ALL DAY now

[–]Vortex60 0 points1 point ago

They get ya when you're not paying attention

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

[–]E1mer_Fudd 40 points41 points ago

Well like that's just your opinion man.

[–]sauceskwatch 4 points5 points ago

like...

[–]rmhawesome 7 points8 points ago

You don't even know, I live in Santa Cruz and it's like a festival with people from miles around

[–]Gingerbreadmancan 7 points8 points ago

[–]CroneKills 0 points1 point ago

This gif will NEVER get old! So rad...

[–]Chuknorris86 26 points27 points ago*

'Twas the night before 4/20, When all through the house, Not a creature was stirring, Except me and my bong.

[–]emperor_of_the_world 4 points5 points ago

What is the significance of 4/20?

[–]Reign_of_Kronos 7 points8 points ago

Hitler's Birthday.

[–]TheJack38 0 points1 point ago

Technically correct (the best kind of correct), but not the particular reason 420 is celebrated.

[–]Ohmec 9 points10 points ago

Started in the 60's or 70's at some highschool where the kids would meet by this statue in a park nearby to smoke weed after school. They always met there at 4:20, I believe the school got out at 4. Anyway it caught on everywhere and it has become the universal time to smoke weed, as well as April 20th becoming basically national pot day.

The more you know.

[–]iScreme 6 points7 points ago

One of many, many tales of how the 4 was 20'd...

I will maintain that we all celebrate Hitler.

[–]treebeard189 -2 points-1 points ago

Wasn't hitler 4/19?

[–]Alistracious 1 point2 points ago

Nope. 4/20. And he died on 4/30.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Weed.

[–]mindstormy 1 point2 points ago

It is the equivalent of Saint Patrick's Day for stoners.

[–]Chuknorris86 1 point2 points ago

When I blazed today, I made a salute to the guy that killed Hitler. Because it is his birthday after all.

[–]Woundedkneecap3 -3 points-2 points ago

420 is the police code for possession or something... It's a stoner holiday.

[–]emperor_of_the_world -1 points0 points ago

Thank you I have been seeing posts about it but being clean I had no idea

[–]vincent118 2 points3 points ago

It's not just the police code. Some California high school kids back in the 70s would always meet up after school at 4:20 to smoke, it became a thing and spread through the land. There's other factors, I believe wikipedia has a good article on it.

[–]Woundedkneecap3 -4 points-3 points ago

I'm clean too, just something I pick up on from stoner movies

[–]redwings27 4 points5 points ago

"It gon' be zoppity"

[–]kunfaux 0 points1 point ago

wot

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 15 points16 points ago

Either this or completely immobilized on the couch.

[–]Jaydl 3 points4 points ago

Am going to see these guys perform during their Australian tour, so excited

[–]vaginal_cream 2 points3 points ago

You lucky lucky person you!

[–]h_smith 12 points13 points ago

There's too many dicks on the dance floor

[–]WhiteHatHacker 2 points3 points ago

Back to the sugar lumps

[–]HyzerFlip 5 points6 points ago

4/20 is just like St. Patrick's Day.

As far as the eye can see... Fucking amateurs.

[–]Daveyo520 11 points12 points ago

They sure love Hitler's birthday.

[–]ZeroBeast2 5 points6 points ago

And the Columbine school shooting anniversary.

[–]bfogarty27 1 point2 points ago

As said in another thread they did it on his birthday because they liked Hitler

[–]Kubaker1 0 points1 point ago

Stoners? sickos.

[–]bfogarty27 2 points3 points ago

Zing! but in case anyone actually thinks that- No, the Columbine shooters

[–]Ocrasorm 4 points5 points ago

If Trees is in anyway that organized then they will not be doing tomorrow correctly :)

[–]calibos 7 points8 points ago

Since when did the people in /r/trees need a special excuse to get high?

[–]ShallowBasketcase 2 points3 points ago

or anyone else who smokes weed avery day anyway.

I just don't understand 420... I have nothing against smoking, but 420 will never make sense to me.

[–]vincent118 0 points1 point ago

It's an excuse to get even more [more than usual] high, and to do it with other people.

[–]slowturtleboy 4 points5 points ago

"omg dude i'm so high cause its 420 and like i gotta get so high omg lik diz af it mkez u hi"

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar -2 points-1 points ago

You've never been to r/trees have you?

[–]ussoldier239 0 points1 point ago

He obviously has, his imitation of an /r/trees post is just about right.

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar -1 points0 points ago

Show me one that looks like that.

[–]ussoldier239 -1 points0 points ago

Jesus Christ, not literally. He has the basic gist down. They don't spell like 12 year olds.

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar -1 points0 points ago

Glad you see my point.

[–]OnlyFoolsAndHorses 1 point2 points ago

That's what /r/NZTrees was like yesterday.

[–]USxMARINE 1 point2 points ago

Losers

[–]EZCO_SLIM 1 point2 points ago

Sweet lord, i had kerncraft 400 by zombie nation playing while looking at the gif, theyre dancing like a boss

[–]mr_anonymooose 1 point2 points ago

Listening to dubstep, as the drop comes this picture loads, completely on beat. Mind. Blown.

[–]MPadz20 3 points4 points ago

I'll be in my garage on a big ass bean bag chair with my friends and munchie food. Yeaaaaaa!

[–]joshuaolake 1 point2 points ago

FOTC!!!!!

[–]psidancer 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't look like a giant circlejerk at all.

[–]CowFloaties 0 points1 point ago

Damn ents.

[–]Couldntstoplaughing 1 point2 points ago

Let us have our day :D

[–]Jesse-Ray 0 points1 point ago

Me and my friends were drinking too little playing a FOTC drinking marathon so we included finishing your drink every time the skinny Asian guy on the left appeared in a song. It got to the point where we'd try and leave a bottle nearly empty before a song as that guy gets around.

[–]cliebel 0 points1 point ago

About time we jazzed this place up.

[–]kunfaux 0 points1 point ago

looks like there's a lot of guys with big sugar lumps in that place

[–]numerica 0 points1 point ago

[–]Skimmerlit 0 points1 point ago

I was blasting Heart Attack by Sum 41 when I watched that. Divine.

[–]jewboselecta 0 points1 point ago

'Thank you ladies, you didn't have to say that.'

[–]s0faking 0 points1 point ago

This is /r/trees every day, my friend.

[–]TACOfarmerXD 0 points1 point ago

Oh right they're celebrating hitlers birthday

[–]i_bet_so 0 points1 point ago

flight of the conchords related, upvote!

[–]TMox 0 points1 point ago

I thought Sunday was Earth day...

[–]goshfyde 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I don't suppose you have ever smoked have you?

[–]rational_discussion 0 points1 point ago

Like every other day?

[–]Fortehlulz33 0 points1 point ago

Correction: EVERY day on r/trees.

[–]CAPSlockDUDE 0 points1 point ago

Flight of the choncords. Nuff said

[–]moving0target 0 points1 point ago

I imagine them looking more like this.

[–]DankJemo 0 points1 point ago

We are like that everyday.

[–]cyst_sandwich 0 points1 point ago

Apartment dwellers Meta nerds cant handle the high.

[–]DharmaSubject4812 0 points1 point ago

Why would there be "Too many dicks on the dancefloor?"

[–]agurcsik 0 points1 point ago

Before I opened this up I was tapping out a beat that matched the tempo to their dance perfectly.

[–]s4f3gu4rd 0 points1 point ago

I really miss this show.

[–]kwebs20 0 points1 point ago

One of my favorite GIFs hhahaha

[–]xLoafery 0 points1 point ago

Five to one is a brodeo

[–]pax27 0 points1 point ago

Now I just have to know two things: What is r/trees (I assume it has something to do with Americas #1 past time, smoking that Mary-Jane?) and second what is special about 4/20? I aim to learn!

[–]kunfaux 1 point2 points ago

/trees is a sub reddit for "ents", which are basically People who smoke weed (marijuana)

4/20 is like the USA's marijuana holiday

[–]pax27 1 point2 points ago

And I learned somthing today, thanks a lot.

I could have Googled I guess, but it's more fun this way. Ofcourse now I want to know why it's the marijuana holiday and why they are called "ents"! Damn, my thirst for knowledge.

[–]vincent118 2 points3 points ago

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_%28cannabis_culture%29

Good little article explaining 4/20.

[–]haze4peace 1 point2 points ago

Ents are a mythical tree creature. Trees is slang for marijuana. Put the two together, marijuana people.

[–]pax27 0 points1 point ago

Another thanks, and upvote, is in order!

[–]itsalejandreezy 0 points1 point ago

Flight of the. Conchords!!

[–]terriblehuman 0 points1 point ago

no, it'll be more like: This literally blew my mind!

[–]Destiny1987 0 points1 point ago

It's now 5pm on 20/4 here.

Had a great Fourtwenty.

[–]zpeed 0 points1 point ago

It's already 4/20 here in Asia. Happy 4/20 from the FUTURE!!! :D

[–]Skibbled 1 point2 points ago

same in australia.whoo!

[–]FuschiaKnight 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it 20/4 way over there in not America?

[–]lostrock 0 points1 point ago

I'm browsing /all at the moment. From the looks of the top /r/trees submissions on the front page, it's already pretty circlejerky up in there.

[–]ussoldier239 1 point2 points ago

Yup, too much for me. That's why I blocked /r/trees all together. Got tired of "smoke weed erryday!"

[–]TheAgeOfTomfoolery 0 points1 point ago

Sigh I miss that show

[–]IamMafka 1 point2 points ago

i heard rumors of a movie..No?

[–]Schumi_jr05 0 points1 point ago

I haven't watched Conchords in a long time, just put it on after smoking a J, and now this link had been posted while I'm watching...what a coincidence.

[–]mopedophile 0 points1 point ago

I may be wrong but isn't 4/20 amateur night for stoners. Kind of like New Years for drinkers.

[–]IraIraIra 0 points1 point ago

Too many ducks on the dance floor

[–]USxMARINE -1 points0 points ago

You mean dicks...right?

[–]ipvpirl -1 points0 points ago

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

ugh its fuckn weed, i smoked it for years and even sold for a few as well, these kids go off makin a big deal about how cool they are.JUST SHUTUP.

[–]Teotwawki69 -1 points0 points ago

I imagine a lot of the comments will look like...

[11] dude.;hgwg42yu80

[–]SuperGlex -1 points0 points ago

I hope to see you there brother.

[–]FeedMeMau5 -1 points0 points ago

BROWN PAPER! WHITE PAER! STICKIN' TOGETHER WITH THE TAPE! THE TAPE OF LOVE... OOH, THE STICKY STUFF!

[–]basketborn -1 points0 points ago

Hell yeahhhh

[–]slib -1 points0 points ago

[–]heyfella -2 points-1 points ago

That show was much better when it was called "tenacious d".

[–]SethSmokes541Bud -2 points-1 points ago

Smoked a fatty at 420 am [5] just gettin started HAPPY 420 ENTS!!

[–]meininger667 -1 points0 points ago

This isn't r/trees. Fucking amateurs, dude.

[–]garysnail123 -1 points0 points ago

I'll upvote anything with FOTC in it.

[–]Indestructavincible -1 points0 points ago

4/20/2006 at 4:20am I had my last cigarette.

[–]BlackCoffeeNoSugar -1 points0 points ago

THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW YES THANK YOU :DDDDD

[–]vincent118 -1 points0 points ago

Ents smoke weed not snort cocaine. That shit's too much movement for us.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Too many dicks... on the dance floor!

[–]SleepInMonday -1 points0 points ago

there will be too many dicks on the dance floor?

[–]HerGraceness -3 points-2 points ago

Oh yes, we aare having some SERIOUS PARTY TIIMEE. Strictly party