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all 34 comments

[–]njbower 12 points13 points ago

hi, I'm a mosquito; welcome to jackass

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[–]HughMility 5 points6 points ago

This is one crazy repost!

[–]awesomechemist 2 points3 points ago

Me and my wife were having a picnic one time with my family. I look over at her and saw a mosquito on her forehead, so I instinctively reach out and swat it. I meant for it just to be a slight tap, but it was a little harder than I intended, and it really startled her. My family witnessed this out of context, and burst into laughter at my seemingly random smack-on-the-head. My wife played it off cool at the time, but as soon as we got in our car to leave, she started to sob quietly. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, with tears in her eyes, "Why would you hit me in front of your family???"

I've never felt more awful about anything in my life...

[–]RNRSaturday 1 point2 points ago

But I'll bet that if you hit your wife in private she would cry then, too. You just can't win.

[–]evanthesquirrel 0 points1 point ago

I feel I should say something that conveys my complex emotions regarding this comment.

[–]cheeZer 1 point2 points ago

[–]EpicTreyn 1 point2 points ago

I bet that guy shit his pants right there. Dave England ALWAYS shits.

[–]Zulor 2 points3 points ago

Nice repost from reaction gifs, asshat.

[–]verysmallbeta[S] 0 points1 point ago

found it on tumblr. thought it deserved better on reddit. My apologies to simon_wang12. I didn't know it was on reactiongifs.

[–]Ocrasorm 0 points1 point ago

Missed it!

[–]KoreanTerran 0 points1 point ago

I'm always impressed by our instinct to put our hands out first when falling.

[–]kimball10 0 points1 point ago

Thays how my mom broke her wrist.

[–]xBonnyx 2 points3 points ago

I'd rather break my wrist than break my face.

[–]kimball10 0 points1 point ago

tuck and roll :) Then both your face and your wrist are a-okay and you look cooler than you would otherwise!

[–]dudemann 0 points1 point ago

Exactly, just ask Sonic.

[–]Leaflock 0 points1 point ago

That's an instant broken wrist (or two) when snowboarding. Tuck in and take the hit with your body.

[–]kimball10 0 points1 point ago

Laying in bed, redditing, busted out laughing. Well done.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

good thing his friend was there, else he'd have gotten bitten.

[–]osheasf 0 points1 point ago

Why does this not have more upvotes? Still laughing

[–]ForbiddenX 0 points1 point ago

Should have posted the one where he kicks bam, that's even worse and more likely what we'd do.

[–]CommanderStamen 0 points1 point ago

I really need to see how the guy kicking lands. Like, really bad.

[–]uiui 0 points1 point ago

Its still there, keep goin.

[–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

Bam Margera is the kick master in this clip.

[–]PurpleCapybara 0 points1 point ago

Or lands on his face in 1 billion BC (aka 1981)

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Needs the sound effect "skidoosh".

[–]perverse_imp 0 points1 point ago

That kid got some serious air. That's gotta be 5feet at least.

[–]Red_October_27 0 points1 point ago

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Reposting are we?

[–]thechickwiththenails -1 points0 points ago

Ah Bam Margera...you missed the face.

[–]Roaning -1 points0 points ago

I thought it was Ryan o.O

[–]thechickwiththenails 0 points1 point ago

The first time it was Bam, then Ryan tried after him, and failed.

[–]lazyduke -1 points0 points ago

I hope he broke his tailbone.

[–]JizzblasterBoris -2 points-1 points ago

That is a quality .gif. How would I edit one of these so that I can cash in on issues like Mass Effect hatred on r/gaming?

[–]Ocrasorm 0 points1 point ago

Google gif editor I imagine.