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FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 661 points662 points ago

Video

Only one car.

[–]12_Baconed_Narwhals 76 points77 points ago

funny... where the hell was the driver going at the end? he just parks in the middle of the road, gets out and runs... past the guy he almost killed.

I feel like he's got the term "hit and run" misinterpreted in some way.

[–]etheranger 41 points42 points ago

Video's description says:

In October a bus rampaged through the Russian city of Perm smashing everything in its path.

I'm going to guess that the car was either hit by, or swerved to avoid, said bus. Given that the almost-victim didn't go directly for the driver, there was probably more carnage behind the camera.

[–]znk 10 points11 points ago*

The way I understand it I think these are two different incidents.

Uploaded by RussiaToday on May 26, 2010 Security cameras captured another lucky escape in Russia. A last moment jump saved a pedestrian's life as he was almost hit by an out of control car. In October a bus rampaged through the Russian city of Perm smashing everything in its path. As CCTV footage showed, one passer-by also escaped death under its wheels thanks only to miracle.

edit: This was posted by them the previous october http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Isq9q0Lzak

[–]shustrik 1 point2 points ago

You are correct. RT has written the comment to the video going by the assumption that anyone who sees it is watching RT and saw the bus video as well :)

[–]seasells 0 points1 point ago

16 seconds in is a real Tintin moment.

[–]nolemonnomelon 10 points11 points ago

What does that even mean? The driver actually went insane and actively rampaged through the city?

[–]Ruckol1 12 points13 points ago

Christine

[–]PaulVene1 6 points7 points ago

In Mother Russia, bus rampage happen daily.

[–]shustrik 2 points3 points ago

The bus in Perm has no direct relation to this incident. It's just a very similar video in the sense that a pedestrian escapes the vehicle by inches: https://rt.com/news/passenger-bus-creates-flap/

If this car was hit by a bus, you'd see the bus fly by in the video as well.

[–]12_Baconed_Narwhals 3 points4 points ago

fair enough. thanks for reading the video description, then conveying the knowledge to those who didn't (myself included) in a snark-free fashion.

[–]Babbahaft 1 point2 points ago

Miss and stay?

[–]landragoran 0 points1 point ago

that isn't the driver. he clearly gets out of the passenger side of the car (russian cars are the same as american, left-side drivers).

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    [–]TheGreatWhitehorse 181 points182 points ago

    I was going to guess this. The very last one is especially fake-looking. Not only are they all the same model, but that last one drives right over the bumper and mirror of the first one without disturbing anything.

    [–]Nemokles 63 points64 points ago

    Also his reaction. "Shitshitshit! A car nearly drove over me! ... Nothing to worry about now, these are just two other cars nearly driving over me."

    [–]rdbd 15 points16 points ago

    Gotta fix my pant leg though, I hate it when it doesn't cover the back of my shoe...

    [–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 6 points7 points ago

    He's pulling it off, bro. No one in their right mind likes the pant leg over the back of their shoe.

    [–]5rob 3 points4 points ago

    I just thought it was in Russia, and he gave less and less fucks with each car coming at him.

    [–]neren 22 points23 points ago

    I thought he went into suicidal/reckless hardcore ninja badass mode. Where he realized, "fuck the world! i'm gonna die or i'm not! Is this a joke, universe? I am untouchable!" and he was suddenly in another zone all his own... fuck, am I still in r/trees? I'm too goddamn high for this...

    [–]Nemokles 10 points11 points ago

    I don't think human minds usually work like this.

    [–]Yohococo 6 points7 points ago

    Unless, ofcourse, you play video games.

    [–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 1 point2 points ago

    You only reach that level with a 77:0 kdr vs. babies.

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      [–]anonysera 1 point2 points ago

      That's the only aspect that makes it funny. But ya, not WTF...

      [–]crimsonninja 0 points1 point ago

      ran out of fucks to give after the second car

      [–]ani625 164 points165 points ago

      http://i.imgur.com/OlHIj.jpg

      [–]Stormkitty 106 points107 points ago

      Confirmed.

      [–]NoseKnowsAll 12 points13 points ago

      I laughed entirely too heartily at this one.

      [–]onlythis 12 points13 points ago

      I laughed quite jovially at the fact you used the word heartily.

      [–]Professor_Thane 11 points12 points ago

      I was subject to mirthful fits.

      [–]AphoticSketch 8 points9 points ago

      I shat myself in a single outrageous burst of laughter.

      [–]ASS_SEWN_SHUT 10 points11 points ago

      I fucked my hand

      [–]joemac5367 1 point2 points ago

      Vomit arced from my mouth like an unpleasant rainbow as I guffawed to this.

      [–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

      There are no unpleasant rainbows, only varying degrees of SO INTENSE.

      [–]USMCsniper 0 points1 point ago

      side effect of a light hearted chortle

      [–]AphoticSketch 0 points1 point ago

      It hurt my lower organs.

      [–]cactrwar 10 points11 points ago

      i haven't heard that since i-am-bored

      [–]TheGreatJatsby 5 points6 points ago

      Ah, yes...I-am-bored...The poor man's Reddit.

      [–]GroovyBoomstick 4 points5 points ago

      Oh man, back in the day.

      [–]TheGreatJatsby 4 points5 points ago

      We were so.....naive.

      [–]Hoogs 0 points1 point ago

      That meme reminds me of i-am-bored every time I see it. They beat that horse to death about 10 times over...

      [–]davidburns 2 points3 points ago

      http://i.imgur.com/aegpR.gif

      [–]Two_Oceans_Eleven 1 point2 points ago

      Can't tell if repost is joke.jpg

      [–]Laurier_Rose 4 points5 points ago

      Also the fact that this video has been posted to Reddit nearly 20 times.

      What I really want is that gif of that amazing Evo doing a 270* into a parking space that is totally from a traffic cam and not a Jackie Chan movie! That was epic!

      [–]11equals7 2 points3 points ago

      you mean this? it's from some movie, no idea which one though

      [–]Agasti 6 points7 points ago

      I thought that after the second car he just stopped giving a shit.

      [–]Sacrului 2 points3 points ago

      I can vaguely remember when this was made, bunch of people editing .gifs to make them over the top and this was one of the better ones. Think it was either from reddit or fark.

      [–]moonblade89 1 point2 points ago

      and the bumper thing on the left gets ridden over by the first car and then somehow slides back into place

      [–]captainhaddock 0 points1 point ago

      Also, the pole on the sidewalk starts out there, then suddenly appears in the middle of the road and gets knocked to the sidewalk halfway through the video.

      [–]shodanx 0 points1 point ago

      yes, it is called art, that's why we are here

      [–]bb3b4 0 points1 point ago

      whoah you studued it hard good GOOD and by the way im saying thats a good thing

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        [–]Calber4 3 points4 points ago

        I like how the guy just keeps walking like it happens every day.

        [–]EvanMacIan 3 points4 points ago

        It's better if you watch it while imagining the guy doing this.

        [–]TheySeeMeComing 18 points19 points ago

        OP should change title of GIF to FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE ಠ_ಠ

        [–]Maristo 10 points11 points ago

        Or FUCK FAKE FAKE FAKE.

        Give him some credit, 1 out of the 4 is real.

        [–]iamcocro1123 15 points16 points ago

        No he should just put this on r/funny

        [–]zeroes_and_ones 6 points7 points ago

        Well thank you for your excellent work, Professor Killjoy.

        [–]Reddit_Delenda_Est 11 points12 points ago

        Not my fault Russian cameras are set to sad.

        [–]Jumin 1 point2 points ago

        "Just walk it off, just keep walking".

        [–]oditogre 1 point2 points ago

        Fixed.

        [–]VodkaHappens 1 point2 points ago

        Yeah, the original is impressive, dunno why one would create that gif.

        [–]silverain13 0 points1 point ago

        I was wondering what was going on with that cement bar in the bottom left! Didn't make sense how it was moving.

        [–]playlikechampions 0 points1 point ago

        No wonder. I was wondering why he seemed abnormally calm after the first car..

        [–]fastsauce 0 points1 point ago

        Why does the guy in the car get out and run back? Is that just the passenger or is it the driver? If he was trying to escape, surely it would be better just to keep driving away, right? I NEED ANSWERS!

        [–]ejdme 1 point2 points ago

        Answers

        [–]Wargall 0 points1 point ago

        AND HE JUKES LEFT

        [–]Felonia 0 points1 point ago

        This really just emphasizes how well this .gif was made.

        [–]Bennyy100 0 points1 point ago

        Still impressed

        [–]theNinjahs 0 points1 point ago

        Cool vid tho. I'm sure he actually felt that car on the back of his legs.

        [–]robotdinosaurs 0 points1 point ago

        I was going to say, it looks like he ran out of fucks to give shortly after the second car.

        [–]robopilgrim 0 points1 point ago

        I thought that guy was stopping to make sure he was all right, but nope, just running away.

        [–]muteterror 0 points1 point ago

        Typical russian, evades death by inches, and seconds later is calmly walking off like a boss.

        [–]nabrok 0 points1 point ago

        Somehow I just knew this was in Russia.

        [–]olivermihoff 0 points1 point ago

        I prefer the Frogger version.

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          [–]Zebra3000 77 points78 points ago

          I don't think I've ever seen a guy die in a track suit.

          [–]bigroblee 42 points43 points ago

          Especially in Russia.

          [–]Matt08642 15 points16 points ago

          Oh you never watched the Sopranos?

          [–]l0phty 1 point2 points ago

          Fuckin' poison ivy all over me.

          [–]Zardrac 8 points9 points ago

          Just wait until you see Sean Bean wearing one in a movie.

          [–]Sluthammer 2 points3 points ago

          What about Behind Enemy Lines? For some reason I always associate that movie with track suits since the stereotypical Serbian bad guy is always wearing one.

          [–]munge_me_not 0 points1 point ago

          It's Tom Cruise

          [–]tasteface 53 points54 points ago

          More impressive when he can dodge without even looking!

          [–]real_nice_guy 6 points7 points ago

          he definitely saw that second one, I saw him peeking!

          [–]imme40 0 points1 point ago

          I love how when that page loaded, the add banner at the top was for Progressive insurance...

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            [–]NeonNintendo 26 points27 points ago

            Fitting...

            [–]a_derp_in_thailand 6 points7 points ago

            I CANNOT STOP WATCHING IT NOW...THANK YOU

            [–]TheAmazingReason 5 points6 points ago

            Obviously Benny Hill wins

            [–]silvojax 1 point2 points ago

            somehow that music makes everything look happy

            [–]sny1120 33 points34 points ago

            FUCK FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

            [–]no-sweat 2 points3 points ago

            You ok now?

            [–]PsychoBob78 13 points14 points ago

            Saw this video on Tosh.0... There was actually only one car, but no less amazing... He actually kind of jumped the car.

            [–]SevenDeadlyNinjas 2 points3 points ago

            Don't doubt the track suit.

            [–]MyAsianSkillz 2 points3 points ago

            This guy must have been very good at dodgeball...

            [–]JohnConnor7 2 points3 points ago

            Check this out, that gif is all made up, this is what really happened.

            [–]w00t692 2 points3 points ago

            altered very obviously (all the cars are identical)

            [–]whats_reddit 4 points5 points ago

            That one car came out of the building....

            [–]squid06 7 points8 points ago

            They all seem to be the same model car...amazing.

            [–]nateasaurus 3 points4 points ago

            filthy shenanigans...look at the pole lying on the road...ಠ_ಠ

            [–]gdmfr 1 point2 points ago

            Shoulda been 4 fucks and then it was a fake, bummer.

            [–]IsayNigel 1 point2 points ago

            Such an old repost it was on Tosh.0

            [–]MasturGrate 1 point2 points ago*

            Had a similar experience driving my car tonight. First, a fucking rabbit jumps out unto the roadway, I mean a big fucking jack rabbit, runs right for my driver side tire, the dumb shit. So I slam on the breaks and swerve, rabbit lives. Whew! then out of nowhere a fuckin dog runs out into the road I break and it runs by like a retard. I start accelerating, and another fucking dog runs across the road! where are all these fucking animals coming from? Anyways, I avoid hitting all of them, they all live.

            [–]happysri 0 points1 point ago

            Almost hit a rabbit myself. Also why all of a sudden are there rabbits everywhere.

            [–]andyjelliott 1 point2 points ago

            That's why I always dress in athletic gear, if he was wearing jeans, he would be rolling around town now instead of walking.

            [–]Casper92 1 point2 points ago

            You can tell he is Russian from his sweat suit.

            [–]cuddles666 1 point2 points ago

            FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

            [–]ballstein 1 point2 points ago

            If it were real then yes.

            [–]flipfapper 1 point2 points ago

            upset that a constant repost makes it to the frontpage

            [–]Dombo 1 point2 points ago

            Poorly edited.

            [–]Tigeroovy 1 point2 points ago

            These fakes are usually better done.

            [–]ItsBuck 1 point2 points ago

            If you can dodge a car you can dodge a ball

            [–]downwithxpc 1 point2 points ago

            Frogger in real life I see.

            [–]Canigou 1 point2 points ago

            Shoped, two of the cars are copy pasted.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

            Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge!

            [–]theblackestbrotha 1 point2 points ago

            This has been altered, the original is old as fuck anyway.

            [–]Cma1234 1 point2 points ago

            Wow you posted this at the exact same time it was on Tosh.0 last night. surely it must be a coincedence.

            [–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

            REPOST

            [–]seantree420 3 points4 points ago

            fake

            [–]ImmortalWarBear 1 point2 points ago

            and gay

            [–]TeensiestPeeto 6 points7 points ago

            I'm a private detective, and if you look very closely or barely at all, you can see that it is fake. I must point this out to prove that I also notice that it is fake. IT'S FAKE.

            [–]Bondsy 7 points8 points ago

            Who the fuck cares if it's fake.

            Great editing, well done, Original Editor.

            [–]Zoccihedron 1 point2 points ago

            The editor got greedy though. The last car goes over the bumper and does not affect it.

            [–]BaconOverdose 3 points4 points ago

            Yeah he should be hanged for this.

            [–]Hanul14 2 points3 points ago

            You're reposting something so old that even Tosh.0 has used it for material ಠ_ಠ

            [–]freebass 4 points5 points ago

            Fake. All the same car. Original just has one, but it was still a helluva close call.

            [–]smellthyscrote 1 point2 points ago

            Not sure if I should upvote because his one car dodge was cool, or downvote because the other three cars are fake.

            [–]ciloface 1 point2 points ago

            frogger world champion

            [–]Stonna 0 points1 point ago

            Saw this on an old episode of tosh.o today

            [–]orcastrike 0 points1 point ago

            LUPIN THE THIIIIRD

            [–]positive_to_dicks 0 points1 point ago

            ikillpanda is such a considerate person for posting this antique GIF for all of us to remember............ remember do not forget!

            [–]futurerustfuturedust 0 points1 point ago

            Looks like me at work, just that the cars are my bosses

            [–]TheMagicJesus 0 points1 point ago

            Im pretty sure the extra cars were added on purpose. It looks exactly like the same car and everybody has seen this before.

            I thought it made it much more hilarious

            [–]Ayenguyen 0 points1 point ago

            Italian job

            [–]R_Romeo 0 points1 point ago

            Everyones saying the cars are why it looks shopped. Anyone see him slide frictionless over the first 5 feet?

            [–]bastian1343 0 points1 point ago

            Shufflin' shufflin'.

            [–]xxxhoboxxx 0 points1 point ago

            and guess what...... FUCK!!

            [–]Top_Meat 0 points1 point ago

            Wasn't this on Tosh.0?

            [–]HB1989 0 points1 point ago

            Real people don't need Edward Cullen to save them from moving vehicles.

            [–]mallorybunnell 0 points1 point ago

            THIS IS FAKE

            [–]drknight 0 points1 point ago

            This has been posted so many times i no longer find it the least bit funny, because goddamn, I've seen this like 10 times on here.

            [–]Pandahh 0 points1 point ago

            OPs name is false I'm still alive.

            [–]Kilagria 0 points1 point ago

            Dodge level: 100/100

            [–]Nineteenth 0 points1 point ago

            Somehow I knew it would be Russia.

            [–]suicidemachine 0 points1 point ago

            No fuck was given at the end.

            [–]gmikoner 0 points1 point ago

            1/5

            [–]clarkclark 0 points1 point ago

            and that, kids, is why you always walk facing the direction of oncoming traffic.

            [–]The_Magnificent 0 points1 point ago

            Alternative title: I choose this guy for my dodgeball team.

            [–]LibertyR3volution 0 points1 point ago

            Good thing he was wearing a jump suit.

            [–]Martel- 0 points1 point ago

            This should be in pics, not wtf

            [–]psycho_logy 0 points1 point ago

            I down voted you because I only watched the first car go by and thought it was a repost. Then it made the front page and I was surprised and hurt by Reddit's choices, so I watched it again. Now you have the proper up vote.

            [–]dirtymoney 0 points1 point ago

            I am picking this guy for my dodgeball team.

            [–]UnitedWeFail 0 points1 point ago

            Fahrenheit 451 in real life.

            [–]Raumschiff 0 points1 point ago

            Even though it originally was only one car, I like the part where he's trying to shake the brick he shat down his pant legs.

            [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

            Why did the astute, physically fit man of above average intelligence cross the road?

            To TRY to get to the other side.

            [–]CrazyAsian_10 0 points1 point ago

            Must be Asian

            [–]johns8 0 points1 point ago

            Dear fuck, what did I just see? What happened to this guy?

            [–]jb1981 0 points1 point ago

            chroma keying is fun

            [–]Coolbreezy 0 points1 point ago*

            Changed my mind. Saw someone post "fake". I agree. It makes more sense as a fake.

            [–]Hipsterdoucher 0 points1 point ago

            How i feel saying stupid things in class

            [–]The_Norwegian 0 points1 point ago

            Looks even more spectacular in reverse

            [–]deliriumkid 0 points1 point ago

            this isnt WTF this is ray william jhonson in year 2007 or something

            [–]False_Firebird 0 points1 point ago

            Me lolsta

            [–]pachaug 0 points1 point ago

            This is why you always wear a track suit. You never know.

            [–]hawk135 0 points1 point ago

            Cool, one of those gifs with sound

            [–]Nogert 0 points1 point ago

            This should be retitled to, FUCK, FUCK, woops, meh..

            [–]bearandtherobot 0 points1 point ago

            He just stops giving a fuck after the second car.

            [–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

            I'm just gonna go ahead and set gravity and friction to zero. For the three of us who missed it.

            [–]ge6ko911 0 points1 point ago

            Not a WTF material, dumbass OP.

            [–]Vuppe 0 points1 point ago

            After a while he stopped giving a fuck

            [–]Paxjax 0 points1 point ago

            FUCK, FUCK, uh, whatever.

            [–]predator123 0 points1 point ago

            Like A Boss

            [–]lwest340 0 points1 point ago

            I love how at the end, when those last cars are coming at him, he just runs out of fucks to give...

            [–]Fausto1981 0 points1 point ago

            at least 2 or 3 cars are fake

            [–]brussels4breakfast 0 points1 point ago

            This guy should have a career as a stunt man.

            [–]OldWhiteShirt 0 points1 point ago

            Only in mother russia!

            [–]For_teh_horde 0 points1 point ago

            Rawr fuck you cars

            [–]christador 0 points1 point ago

            After the second one, he's like, yeah whatever.

            [–]akickintheteeth 0 points1 point ago

            It's more like FUCK FUCK FUCK what up

            [–]Bangaa 0 points1 point ago

            DM: Ok Mark, you need to roll a reflex save to avoid these cars. if you don't roll a 20 you're gonna die. Mark rolls dice Mark: Natural 20! DM: .. You lucky f**k

            [–]burntham77 0 points1 point ago

            See, the new Three Stooges movie isn't that bad.

            [–]Wolvenfire86 0 points1 point ago

            In all seriousness, what the hell happened on that road to make four cars swerve in the same general area like that?

            [–]Quizchris 0 points1 point ago

            I like how he stopped caring after the 3rd car

            [–]sprprepman 0 points1 point ago

            Frogger Gold Medalist......

            [–]e-socrates 0 points1 point ago

            it's the same make, model and shade of car each time--same car

            [–]Negrom 0 points1 point ago

            FAKE FAKE FAKE FAKE!

            [–]Puck_U_Madame 0 points1 point ago

            One of the best .gifs I've seen

            [–]erutuFniatpaC 0 points1 point ago

            the last car did a fucking wallride ಠ_ಠ

            [–]Sir_Atheist 0 points1 point ago

            Seems legit.

            [–]somefilmguy 0 points1 point ago

            Love how the driver just gets out and starts running for his life.

            [–]khengstebeck 0 points1 point ago

            wow that looks like the same truck almost hit him like 4 times!!!

            [–]Muslim_Pilot 0 points1 point ago

            Your're kidding me... o.o ...

            [–]Xuber 0 points1 point ago

            REAL FAKE FAKE FAKE!!

            [–]Asdayasman 0 points1 point ago

            I found that so funny. The extra cars shooped in were what did it.

            [–]gtonethegreat 0 points1 point ago

            i like how at the end hes just like:OH SHIT.....wait something on my shoe?

            [–]Stomo 0 points1 point ago

            How many cars are gonna come at him?

            [–]tacocrunchy12 0 points1 point ago

            What is this saints row?

            [–]happytime1711 0 points1 point ago

            More like, "FUCK FUCK FUCK I DON'T GIVE A FUCK."

            [–]Initforthecats 0 points1 point ago

            The more you watch it the more it looks like he spends all day dodging cars trying to get past that one spot.

            [–]Pluie 0 points1 point ago

            Stepped in some gum also, shiit this is not my day.

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