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[–]hexapus 19 points20 points ago

You guys laugh, but this is exactly how homosexuality spreads.

[–]Lovtel 19 points20 points ago

Ah, I still remember the moment I became gay. Someone said, "Homosayswhat," and the rest is history.

[–]duckstaped 6 points7 points ago

what?

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 195 points196 points ago

So we've finally reached this point... Instead of trying to fake bad/unfunny facebook conversations, we've just resorted to obviously fake bad/unfunny facebook conversations...

[–]IAMBollock 95 points96 points ago

Finally? It's been like it for months.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 65 points66 points ago

This one is particularly shameful though. They even used a comically fat black woman for added effect.

[–]ElectroSalt 1 point2 points ago

all we need now is P0TAT0_IN_MY_ANUS and the reddit trinity is complete

[–]AyeAyeLtd 0 points1 point ago

ONE MORE...

[–]TheSkiFreeYeti 0 points1 point ago

every time i see your name, I smile.

[–]JimmyJamesMac 0 points1 point ago

They know their audience.

[–]dontmutemeplz 2 points3 points ago

Lies. Those extremely beautiful screenshot qualities from "failbook.com" are as real as you can get.

/sarcasm

[–]Zhang5 2 points3 points ago

They're all fake. From the first one to the last one, 100% fake.

[–]URNOTBollock 0 points1 point ago

Pfft, no it just happened this nanosecond.

[–]John_Redcorn126 -1 points0 points ago

I don't think you understand, he's trapped in reddit.

[–]AmateurGynecologyst 5 points6 points ago

r/funny has officially reached critical mass. There needs to be some sort of rule added to ban Facebook screenshots or something.

[–]dinobomb 4 points5 points ago

/r/funny has been going downhill since 2009, don't blame you.

[–]AyeAyeLtd 0 points1 point ago

Hi :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

This guy has been of Reddit for less than a month and he has us figured out.

[–]Richie_16 0 points1 point ago

You're still trapped in reddit?

[–]chriszimort 24 points25 points ago

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–]fstop2 77 points78 points ago

Technically she's the first person to comment. She just commented twice... Still kind of funny

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[–]MusicMagi 27 points28 points ago

I don't believe this is a real person, just someone trying to mock black people.

[–]cowboydan91 10 points11 points ago

you don't say?

[–]internetsanta 1 point2 points ago

It's actually pretty racist of you to say that. For all you know they could be trying to mock women, or homosexuals.

[–]MusicMagi -1 points0 points ago

right.. because eating chicken is a common stereotype associated with women or gays.. come on man

[–]Defonos 4 points5 points ago

BOO THIS MAN!

[–]CptOblivion 7 points8 points ago

Notice it says "second person to comment..." She's still the first person.

[–]JacksAngryColon 0 points1 point ago

Exactly!

[–]ADubs62 8 points9 points ago

Except he is still the first PERSON to comment, While he did post 2 comments the second Comment wasn't by a second person. Thus this is not funny.

[–]probably_high 1 point2 points ago

That is a she.

[–]knoxville_ninja 1 point2 points ago

Thus this IS funny.

[–]ADubs62 0 points1 point ago

HaHaHa, didn't look close at the picture, and I had to look close to even believe you.

[–]whoamanwtf 11 points12 points ago

I think it is a joke account to begin with, the 300 pound black chick with a name give me chicken?

[–]Berwickmex 2 points3 points ago

Is that Gabourey Sidibe?

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Your post is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]Bencool 5 points6 points ago

He said the second Person. Not the person who makes the second comment. Still straight.

[–]Siethron 1 point2 points ago

Technically only one person has commented.

[–]badboy850 1 point2 points ago

Now you patiently wait for prey to take the bait. Then you delete your spelling fix. BOOM, someone else is gay.

[–]thesadnman 1 point2 points ago

Maybe she's subtly coming out?

[–]cman95and 1 point2 points ago

She is the first person to comment, even though she commented twice. It says second person not second comment.

[–]TheFluxIsThis 1 point2 points ago

4Chan scholars saw this post, and henceforth declared that it was, in fact, "fake and gay."

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

OH MY GOD. WOW... JUST WOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW STUPID SHE IS

[–]seamammalian 1 point2 points ago

Get'Me Some'Chicken comes out to her friends in the most tactful way possible

[–]invaderkristin -1 points0 points ago

She just wanted attention. And by attention I mean chicken.

[–]MaunaLoona 1 point2 points ago

Which she didn't get.

[–]RampagingDragon 3 points4 points ago

Then, when someone else comments on that, she deletes her second comment and yours becomes the second comment.

[–]Airazz 0 points1 point ago

I don't think that will ever happen, ever.

[–]RampagingDragon 1 point2 points ago

If this was real and she was clever, it could happen.

[–]sfcjohn 0 points1 point ago

This logic is like two golden balls.

[–]RampagingDragon 0 points1 point ago

Is that a reference to that game show video?

[–]sfcjohn 1 point2 points ago

Yup.

[–]daniel14vt 3 points4 points ago

technically he is still safe, he said "second person to comment", not "the person who posts the second comment"

[–]bluedishwasher 0 points1 point ago

kinda wish there was an /r/'funny'

[–]Mr_Butters 0 points1 point ago

Guess that is one way to come out and tell everyone you are actually gay... right on i suppose

[–]poff55 0 points1 point ago

great now i want chicken

[–]rachelrules 0 points1 point ago

what a sweet coming out story!

[–]Jaywebs_mayne 0 points1 point ago

She isn't the second person to comment technically

[–]nachime 0 points1 point ago

But... Isn't he still the first person?

[–]ayyrabmoney93 0 points1 point ago

with a name like that it wasnt a very surprising

[–]bilbo_swaggins 0 points1 point ago

Where did the funny go?

[–]IAmAtomato 0 points1 point ago

That's a joke, actually, my buddy did it several moonths agoo. She was joking, same exact words, too.

[–]attackzac21 0 points1 point ago

guys, Get'Me'Some'Chicken is an actual facebook account... she is friends with "Bonquiqui NiqqashawtyKweenlatifah Popeyzbigoltittayz Shanaynaysprinklezvkupkakes (Laquisha Fri'Chickenisha Kool-aiddrisha Flashin)" and "Laquisha Kweenovdatchikinbigbootiluvah"

I don't know if I can link you too them but just search "chicken" and you'll find them

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

To be clear, it was the second person, not the second comment.

[–]jdoggbuddy 0 points1 point ago

i find the name and the profile picture hilarious

[–]catatonic 0 points1 point ago

That's a huge bitch!

[–]DiaDeLosMuertos 0 points1 point ago

Maybe she was coming out...

[–]stwatkins 0 points1 point ago

Save that crap for Facebook

[–]thenexttorres 0 points1 point ago

repost

[–]NotSoGoodAtPhotoshop 0 points1 point ago

Second person. It's still the first person. The next person will be the second person. Ultimate troll.

[–]Hankering 0 points1 point ago

The second person to comment, not the person who takes the second comment.

[–]HitsCapsMidSentence 0 points1 point ago

She's still the first person to comment. Never was a second one, so. Where is the funny bit?

[–]AyeAyeLtd 0 points1 point ago

No kidding! Who names their kid "Get Me Some Chicken"?

[–]comrade_leviathan 0 points1 point ago

They said second person, not second comment.

I can't believe I'm debating this post...

[–]BarronVonWinkle 0 points1 point ago

GET ME SOME CHICKEN

[–]wutangclanthug9mm 0 points1 point ago

Cool story bro. Lets x-post this to /r/unfunny

[–]matthewhale 0 points1 point ago

She got herself some chicken alright...

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

Seems legit.

[–]ScubaPlays 0 points1 point ago

Precious has got an attitude problem.

[–]grayaus 0 points1 point ago

You asshole. Never helping you upload anything again

[–]jadewolf 0 points1 point ago

Well that's one way to come out of the closet I suppose . . .

[–]TimMitchell -1 points0 points ago

NOT ONLY HILARIOUS BUT 100% REAL!!! UPVOTED! :D ;D XD

[–]C_hustle -1 points0 points ago

You're fake Facebook sh1t is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]probably_high -1 points0 points ago

Your*

[–]black_renaissance -1 points0 points ago

Is that precious?