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[–]cuddlefish 315 points316 points ago

[–]Kelvara 155 points156 points ago

That's much funnier.

[–]InfallibleDogbert 105 points106 points ago

And it makes alot more sense. I was trying to figure out who the hell "That guy who was on Reddit" was.

[–]GeneralWarts 39 points40 points ago

I thought it was him. And that he wanted to do himself. I know, I'm sorry.

Edit: Wait, I'll go on. And then I thought the title "redditor fetish" was a comment on we all wanted to see him doing it with himself.

[–]paperlantern 7 points8 points ago

I think it's just in reference to every man and woman on Reddit wanting to get down with RPG.

[–]fauxpasgrapher 0 points1 point ago

Liberace paid for multiple surgeries for his partner to be made to look exactly like Liberace.

[–]gapball -1 points0 points ago

I also.

[–]ShozOvr 2 points3 points ago

Because the second slide (I said no talking) ties in with the joke of the original, i.e. Wilson doesn't/can't talk.

[–]Halcyon_Toast 8 points9 points ago

Oh, Wilsonnn

[–]SSaint 0 points1 point ago

Wendy?

[–]coleosis1414 2 points3 points ago

I was wondering why the guy in the comic was Tom Hanks

[–]Doomshadow13 0 points1 point ago

WILSON!!

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[–]davewuvswaffles 60 points61 points ago

I'll take 7.

[–]MaxFactory 39 points40 points ago

Finally, davewuvswaffles is becoming a crafty consumer!

[–]D3FEATER 21 points22 points ago

[–]knightsword2010 11 points12 points ago

Was expecting This.

[–]dedbodiez -2 points-1 points ago

me2

[–]ENKC 10 points11 points ago

Nice try, Snow White.

[–]D3FEATER -1 points0 points ago

so. damn. clever.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 5 points6 points ago

Just in case the first 6 rips.

[–]gooner123 20 points21 points ago

Redditors wife might get more sex...

[–]ENKC 13 points14 points ago

First redditor's wife meme I've seen in ages. Worth it.

[–]Cheezburger 0 points1 point ago

I wonder when we're gonna see this on the frontpage....

[–]geyserpj 0 points1 point ago

I feel like there's something here with role playing And rpg and ridic photogenic and rpg. With redditors wife but I'm to drunk to figure it out.

[–]Skafsgaard 0 points1 point ago

I'm just going to comment to this so you get to see your own comment in the morning.

[–]John_Redcorn126 2 points3 points ago

It would start getting weird once a majority of people start wearing them, I mean from all the boners and such.

[–]eric-tile -5 points-4 points ago

I think a Rocket Propelled Grenade to the face would kill more people than it gets laid.

[–]OC_Slim 50 points51 points ago

Can we please get a different acronym for Ridiculously Photogenic Guy? Whenever you guys say RPG I think you're talking about Role-Playing Games. :c

[–]i_cry_evrytim_ 31 points32 points ago

and rocket-propelled grenades

[–]LuxNocte 22 points23 points ago

and Ridiculously Propelled Games.

[–]muymra 22 points23 points ago

and Ridiculously Photogenic Grenades http://i.imgur.com/z2uQK.gif

[–]ProfFrizzo -3 points-2 points ago

Rocket Playing Guy

[–]Inky_musty -3 points-2 points ago

4 out of the 18 possible combinations.

[–]poptart2nd 2 points3 points ago

[–]zild3d 7 points8 points ago

I nominate JIZZ

Jealousy Inciting Zesty Zeddie

[–]hoodie92 2 points3 points ago

SPERM:

Sexy Person Engaged in Running a Marathon.

[–]borninthedark 22 points23 points ago

Nice try, Tom Hanks.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 34 points35 points ago

[–]the_classy_corsair 3 points4 points ago

which movie is this?

[–]Se7en_Sinner 9 points10 points ago

If I had to guess, I'd say You've Got Mail.

[–]Kickendekok 3 points4 points ago

Oh is that the one where Tom Hanks had poison ivy up his ass? Yes he did. Way up there.

[–]smpx 4 points5 points ago

I wonder how much money AOL paid for that movie.

[–]jdk 1 point2 points ago

No public info available, all we have are speculations.

AOL spokeswoman Wendy Goldberg would not confirm whether money is changing hands. But analysts believe the deal is probably worth millions.

"I'd say you could typically see a deal like this in the US$3 to 6 million range," said Evan Neufeld, practice director for online advertising strategies at Jupiter Communications. Neufeld cautions that much of the value in the deal could exist only on paper: AOL gets brand placement in the film; in return, Warner Bros. gets heavy promotion through AOL's online properties.

[–]aurisor -1 points0 points ago

I hate myself for knowing that.

[–]the_classy_corsair 1 point2 points ago

God, I hate myself for asking...

Makes two of us bro

[–]aurisor 3 points4 points ago

[–]vagaryblue 2 points3 points ago

You've got mail

[–]Gneal1917 0 points1 point ago

Sleepless in Seattle, I think.

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 46 points47 points ago

Imagine RPG does this too when he has sex with women. I would too if I were that unimaginably good looking.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

Would that be considered masturbation?

[–]A_Cylon_Raider 22 points23 points ago

No, I'm pretty sure that would just be having sex with someone with your face.

[–]MrBeardy 1 point2 points ago

Twinbred.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You think he ever wonders if there is more to life, other than being really, really, ridiculously good looking?

[–]Mazakaki 1 point2 points ago

Who?

[–]comingundone 1 point2 points ago

When he's having sex with a beautiful woman he closes his eyes and pretends he's jerking off.

[–]EvilClownMafia 4 points5 points ago

Reddit, you have officially taken this meme out to a field, beat it, raped it, pissed on it, fapped all over it, beaten it again, and set it on fire.

[–]wollawolla 1 point2 points ago

So this is your first day here?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

I hated it when it was new. :hipster:

[–]Pocket_Ben 5 points6 points ago

[–]medicineboy 9 points10 points ago

[–]InfallibleDogbert 5 points6 points ago

Jesus! What kind of person wants any of those?!

Although that bottom left lady makes me laugh.

[–]SSaint 1 point2 points ago

I'd wear one to the masquerade ball

[–]theshindig 2 points3 points ago

Good lord! Eye-less RPG creeps me the hell out.

[–]supergirlsman 1 point2 points ago

I just about lol'd my face off.. now I want this mask...

[–]Twoeleven1 1 point2 points ago

eyes cut out to help simulate "skull fucking".

[–]InABritishAccent 1 point2 points ago

Man is that disturbing...

[–]alexoz 4 points5 points ago

Just the mask I need to finally have more gay sex

[–]tonynevada 1 point2 points ago

[–]StarMagnus 0 points1 point ago

Why would you cut out the eyes?

[–]SS1989 -2 points-1 points ago

RPG is not a good meme. It's lame, and I, for one, am sick of it.

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[–]jimmytheone45 15 points16 points ago

good

meme

pick one

[–]bilbo_swaggins 1 point2 points ago

This is my favorite Reddit comment for the week.

[–]SS1989 -3 points-2 points ago

This is a good meme. A real, from-the-internet, poser-facebook-internetters-wouldn't-get-it meme.

[–]Krispykiwi 3 points4 points ago

Fuck you so badly. For those wondering, its Goatse...

[–]peter_the_panda 0 points1 point ago

......................fuck it......i'm drunk and still gonna click

[–]SS1989 -1 points0 points ago

[–]Krispykiwi 0 points1 point ago

Hah, the one saying that is a good meme, and you have the trololololo video with a trollface. Nice one.

[–]GeneralWarts 1 point2 points ago

Milhouse isn't a good meme either. I'm pissed.

[–]hipsterdysplasia 5 points6 points ago

Reddit is full of closet homos.

[–]ShozOvr 9 points10 points ago

They're pretty out in the open if you ask me.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Publicly anonymous?

[–]AnnArborisaWhore 5 points6 points ago

He's not a meme, he's the perfect person. Check out his AMA and interviews

[–]aurisor 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, man...I bet beneath that lovable smile there are some dark, dark secrets.

[–]mormontroll 0 points1 point ago

Like genital herpes

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Your argument is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]rhubarbbus 1 point2 points ago

Somebody should send this to him. His face with no eyes, about to be put onto a hooker so Tom Hanks can have sex with her is really funny. He seems like the kind of person that would appreciate that.

[–]Jamoras 12 points13 points ago

Or, you know, be fucking terrified.

[–]DoomyDoom 0 points1 point ago

There's no way to know until somebody does it and reports back.

[–]tentacular 0 points1 point ago

Who is RPG?

[–]tentacular 0 points1 point ago

Thanks, that helps... slightly. Why does everyone else here know who he is?

[–]jerseyg67 0 points1 point ago

FABULOUS!

[–]masonmason22 0 points1 point ago

Anyone know what the original of this comic is? I'd be interested in seeing it.

[–]smpx 0 points1 point ago

Somewhere out there, RPG is getting seriously weirded out.

[–]ndchristie 0 points1 point ago*

why does he look like a young tom hanks?

edit : nevermind, now i know. And wow, i didn't realize it was ACTUALLY supposed to be tom hanks. that's a pretty good likeness for a web comic not using typical caricature.

[–]letshaveateaparty 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious!

[–]clearintentions 0 points1 point ago

I just died inside a little lol

[–]Pheon809 0 points1 point ago

This should be in /r/WTF

[–]Jonny-2-cents -1 points0 points ago

[–]tomaidoh 2 points3 points ago

You were told to use this wisely...

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[–]AirplaneRandy 2 points3 points ago

If making love to RPG makes me gay, then I don't what to do.

[–]derf_gerbler 5 points6 points ago

then I don't what to do.

wat.

[–]AirplaneRandy 1 point2 points ago

I should really start proofreading more.

[–]derf_gerbler 1 point2 points ago

well this is the last one you get away with.

[–]saucemoney 0 points1 point ago

This meme is even more forced than Rustled Jimmies.

[–]RustleAllTheJimmies 6 points7 points ago

hey, fuck you

[–]jbg89 0 points1 point ago

Genius.

[–]Strug-ga-ling 0 points1 point ago

I tried this recently; I'm single now, but the sex was amazing.

[–]redditors_r_assholes 0 points1 point ago

Fuck this noise. The people at pintrest are less pathetic than this.

[–]lolatheists 0 points1 point ago

[–]Diceman14 -1 points0 points ago

Admit it, everybody on reddit has masturbated to ridiculously photogenic guy at least once...

[–]THESHEEMED -3 points-2 points ago

HOLY SHIT, original content!

[–]Naphthos -2 points-1 points ago

GAAAAYYYY!!!

[–]Alchy919 -1 points0 points ago

But....but....but he's just soooo dreamy!

[–]dokenmoken -1 points0 points ago

lol. so funny

[–]Mindle -2 points-1 points ago

Is that Tom Hanks?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It is. Take a look at the original comic. It's the top comment. It makes sense that it's Tom Hanks.

[–]tacopartyforeveryone -4 points-3 points ago

My only regret is that I have but one up vote to give

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[–]LuxNocte -1 points0 points ago

Everyone on Reddit has the-add-on-that-has-been-named-enough-already. Hiding a link is pointless, and you're not marking them as NSFW.