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[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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[–]losian 18 points19 points ago*

UGH. AGAIN.

Okay, I watched this movie a little while ago(for science, etc.)

I think it is going to become my duty on reddit to look at these gifs and provide context from now on.

So, Marquis is the dog guy, the rat-ish looking dude is his gaoler (jailer.)

The first gif is the rat guy listening in to the raped-by-the-king chick confessing to the priest guy (who is making her confess in a very detailed fashion while fondling her tits.)

The second one requires some more context: Marquis has agreed to have sex with the rat guy (rat guy is gay, Marquis is not. In a previous scene he had ot make a deal with his dick to do the rat guy when the time came, so other prisoners escape.)

Never the less his penis is totally like "no way dude, not doin' it." The Marquis had the rat guy bring him the 'lobster' (crawfish actually per Marquis' words) so his dick is like hey man jsut stuff the lobster in his butt. And the Marquis says it won't fit so his dick says to use the mayonnaise, and so he does.

After that is when Marquis is making the deal with his dick to hump the rat dude. If the order of the second and third were swapped it would be chronologically correct. In essence he has to strike a deal with his penis (which he frequently talks to and also talks back) to hump the rat guy. His dick agrees for a favor which is to hump "the crack in the wall." Marquis says it is a nice crack, though his dick insists it has seen better. He humps the wall for a bit and the priest (a camel or some such) interrupts him. Also in the next scene his dick has a little bandage on because I guess you probably shouldn't stick your enormous talking boner in holes in the walls.

You're welcome.

Edit: Also, this is indeed from the film quite aptly named "Marquis."

[–]groteska 1 point2 points ago

This film "Marquis" is about the Marquis de Sade and his writing 120 days of Sodom and Juliette in the Bastille. It combines his fiction to stories about him in the Bastille. The reason for why they used puppets instead of actors is because then the film would have been categorized as porn. This film has plenty of odd pornography but it is also showing the absurdity of the stories about Sade while he was in the Bastille.

There have been stories about him having power in the Bastille, case in point the film Quills, but the truth is he got absurdly fat while in the Bastille and was a lonely drunkard. He only had his fantasies. But for those (most of you) who haven´t read Sade I recommend you do. Since he uses pornography as a way to shock the normal reader but to the more avid reader, the one who reads between the lines his writing is about atheism and his hatred for classes. Sure he was an aristocrat but he did not want to have a title.

Bearing that in mind his work and this film have more to it than WTF value. You can always dig a little deeper and try to find out what the story is behind stuff posted here on WTF.

[–]groteska 0 points1 point ago

THis was meant for OP, but not as a response to your answer.

[–]Jarsupial 1 point2 points ago

Copy this and keep it as a doc on your desktop for copypasta. Title it 'rat man, dog man, lobster and wall sexy times'

[–]Nomad1125 5 points6 points ago

I love when I click on links in this subreddit that make me say WTF.

[–]VertigoFall[S] 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure that's what this subreddit is supposed to do.

[–]T2112 1 point2 points ago

But usually it fails to do that. And the pics are slightly disturbing but not much more.

[–]SimilarImage 15 points16 points ago

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[–]Cgillespie4 5 points6 points ago

.....possibly NFSW??

[–]anonymouslives 3 points4 points ago

Yeah my boss would love to see me watching that troll guy with the 4 foot cock fucking the wall and that other troll getting the red thing shoved in his ass.

[–]grubbydug 1 point2 points ago

These are scenes from a movie. I just can't seem to remember the name of it...

[–]mhn24 1 point2 points ago

I bet they had a great time while making the movie.

[–]Thor4269 0 points1 point ago

this doesnt help at all! that movie description makes me WTF harder bc it has nothing at all to do with the gifs provided... my mind is full of what the fuck!

[–]pluxdotse 0 points1 point ago

Then I will just leave this here from the same movie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcc9E_r_wTw&has_verified=1

[–]epicnob 1 point2 points ago

One of the few to actually make me say WTF.

[–]reddufresne 1 point2 points ago

That's not Labyrinth I remember..

[–]seen1tb4 0 points1 point ago

Haha! Was thinking the same thing!

[–]kezeran 1 point2 points ago

i have the weirdest boner right now

[–]kibbels47 0 points1 point ago

I have no clue what I just saw.

[–]VertigoFall[S] 0 points1 point ago

Neither do I, and I am watching the movie right now.

[–]kibbels47 0 points1 point ago

There's a movie!?!?!?!

[–]VertigoFall[S] 0 points1 point ago

Look through the other comments.

[–]CatPower23 0 points1 point ago

I laughed sooo hard at the first one! He's going at it and then it's like he feels ashamed, looks down, and thinks "wut?"

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

Not much "possibly" about that...

[–]nancydrewa32 -1 points0 points ago

Ok, lobsters are off the menu. Forever.

[–]A_British_Gentleman -1 points0 points ago

wut.

[–]Razeda -1 points0 points ago

This is old news. It's from a french movie "Marquis".

[–]omnomnomnomnomnomn0m -5 points-4 points ago

Jews

[–]chickenscampy -2 points-1 points ago

That freaked the fuck out of me.