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[–]xerik777x 193 points194 points ago

"be FREE my children!"

[–]kstub 100 points101 points ago

"swim my minions, SWIM!"

[–]LeKetay2525 34 points35 points ago

Just keep swimming....

[–]WATUP_BRAH 4 points5 points ago

Remember why you're here! Show'em who's boss! smoke screen

[–][deleted] 1042 points1043 points ago

To further the WTF, that's the male giving birth.

[–]Probablybeinganass 677 points678 points ago

I'm probably wrong, but I was under the impression that the male is basically the equivalent of an incubator, and doesn't actually give birth in a biological sense. It's more like a kangaroo.

[–][deleted] 334 points335 points ago

Yep, you're spot on. It's not really conceiving, since the baby seahorse have already been fertilised. They're just sitting there waiting to pop out. Apparently somewhere down the seahorse family tree, the mother was unfit to look after the babies.

[–]Unidan 548 points549 points ago*

Ecologist here.

The core reason behind male parental care in most fish is relatively simple: external fertilization.

In most land animals, internal fertilization has swept evolutionarily in most populations since sperm does not survive easily in air and dirt where transmission can be difficult or dangerous.

In water, however, external fertilization, where the female lays eggs and the male fertilizes them outside of her body, is the norm, since water is a very good medium for safe transmission. Because of this temporal and spatial separation, females are able have the chance to "run" so to speak and can afford to invest less in parental care.

Because the male is literally the last part of the couple to be forced to interact in order to contribute his genes, it makes logical sense that he would be saddled most often with the job of parental care in cases where both parents are not expressly necessary!

Seahorses get an interesting rap and additional focus since the male then invests a bit more in the care by utilizing an internal pouch to transport the eggs, too; but, the story remains largely the same.

[–]kwehkweh 137 points138 points ago

TL;DR Don't jerk off in the pool

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 70 points71 points ago

Srsly though you can since the chlorine will kill the sperm almost instantly.

[–]A_Meat_Popsicle 68 points69 points ago

So what you're saying is that the pool can be an almost 100% effective contraceptive.

[–]PaulVene1 75 points76 points ago

Why would someone just get on the internet and lie?

[–]Unidan 32 points33 points ago

As a scientist, I fully endorse this new method of birth control.

[–]oppan 10 points11 points ago

Probably not, unless you squirt some pool water up there with your semen ಠ_ಠ

[–]Sakarabu 2 points3 points ago

Why go to the length of getting pool water? Just use pure chlorine, it'll work better anyway!

[–]Stok3dJ 8 points9 points ago

Seems legit.

[–]BulletBilll 2 points3 points ago

Not unless you pour chlorine straight into the vagina.

[–]TheMightyAdzilla 2 points3 points ago

Also, it could be 100% dead sperm, or any other mixture of sterilised bodily fluids washing over you... damn pools are nasty...

[–]g-dragon 2 points3 points ago

you wouldn't want to fuck in a pool anyway. no lube. all pain.

[–]ohitexplodes 15 points16 points ago

So the danger was... the possibility of the sperm surviving? ಠ_ಠ

[–]ayeroxor 9 points10 points ago

In the context of fertilization. Which is the context.

[–]ohitexplodes 7 points8 points ago

Fertilization is about avoiding the danger of sperm surviving in water. The birds and the beach.

[–]jymkata 3 points4 points ago

Read 'Guts' recently have we?

[–]klown_13 2 points3 points ago

Wait, because they can swim, right?

[–]seagramsextradrygin 1 point2 points ago

My imagination just ran wild. Thanks for that.

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[–][deleted] 30 points31 points ago*

Jellyfish have a crazy way of doing it. I'm sure Unidan can explain that for us.

Here's a video which explains it in detail:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ct9KyLmnu0I

[–]Unidan 112 points113 points ago*

It's true. Haven't seen the video yet, but for some commentary:

They aren't in the same phylum, so the "fish" description above isn't accurate to them. They're also both asexual and sexual, so the methods may not be the same all the time.

People also don't realize that jellyfish have an asexual "polyp" stage in which they are sessile. Eventually, that polyp elongates and divides eventually releasing a huge amount of ephyrae in the water, these develop into the medusa of the jellyfish that are most known.

Some jellyfish skip this stage entirely and can reproduce through fission.

When sexually reproducing, the jellyfish will release huge amounts of eggs and sperm into the water and essentially work in an analogous way to wind-pollination on land (or more accurately, we are analogous to the water, as they came first! [joke intended]) where they essentially are relying on random chance for egg and sperm to meet.

tl;dr: Jellyfish are weird.

[–]bubbameister33 27 points28 points ago

Reading both of your posts and that nerdy ass joke makes me think you love your job or hobby, I like that and enjoyed them. Could you do sea cucumbers next?

[–]Unidan 74 points75 points ago*

Ugh. I've dissected sea cucumbers. Probably my least favorite animal to have to work on. They are absolutely filled with sex organs.

When you cut them open, its like like a smelly dick full of spaghetti.

There is no scientifically better term for this.

EDIT: Here's a picture from a sea cucumber dissection, for those interested. On the diagram, H refers to their gonads. That's the "spaghetti" I was referring to. Obviously, the picture is NSFSC.

[–]RattsWoman 12 points13 points ago

So they not only look like sea dicks, but are are also comprised of more sea 'dicks'. Interesting.

[–]JiangWei23 9 points10 points ago

Not Safe For South Carolina?

[–]ayeroxor 3 points4 points ago

TIL ecologists don't realize most people don't know the definitions of sessile or ephyrae... To the Googlemobile!

[–]Unidan 14 points15 points ago

For the lazy:

Sessile means immobile, in this case, rooted to the ocean floor in some way.

Ephyrae is just a technical term for juvenile jellyfish before they truly mature into the medusa, which is the adult form that people recognize.

Here's a helpful diagram of a particular jellyfish lifecycle.

[–]RattsWoman 2 points3 points ago

I have a dictionary extension for my google chrome so I just double click words for their meanings. Handy dandy when I want to learn things!

[–]TSED 1 point2 points ago

Cnidarians are my favourites. Since you're an ecologist, do you know anything about how the jellyfish are doing in today's iffy oceans?

[–]Unidan 2 points3 points ago

They are neat!

Most of my actual research is terrestrial; however, from what I've heard about jellyfish populations (which aren't historically well studied) they have been experiencing some incredible booms, surprisingly.

Since humans are generally overfishing, this has left a huge amount of leftover food for jellyfish, which aren't very commercially useful to us. Since many of their predators are now gone and their food sources freed up, they have been climbing in numbers steadily over the last few years, apparently becoming invasive in many parts of the world where they previously were not found.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

Whats the point of asexual reproduction when they can already reproduce sexually?

[–]Unidan 2 points3 points ago

Great question!

There's actually a bit debate over why some species prefer one or the other, or why some utilize both.

For asexual reproduction, there are a few benefits! For starters, you don't need to find a mate. If you're in the ocean all alone, it may be a long time before you end up encountering another of your kind. Similarly, in situations where you are in a position of high advantage, such as finding a large stock of resources, being able to quickly multiply is a tremendous advantage, too. Sex is costly in resources and time.

In the evolution game, asexual reproduction can be favored as it passes on 100% of parental DNA, where sexual reproduction passes on only 50%.

So, in light of all that, why should anyone sexually reproduce?

Sexual reproduction offers advantages within a shifting environment. If your body contains a deleterious mutation, for example, asexual reproduction makes you have that mutation every time until you die out. Sexual reproduction can give you a chance to cross chromosomes, swap genes for your child as a mix between parents, and potentially allow offspring that no longer carry that mutation, as they are now more fit. In this way, sex allows us to be purified, in a sense.

In an "arms race" scenario, it also allows rapid adaptation (evolution as an expression of the rapid change towards a particular variant in the population) and promotes diversity in general, priming us for rapid evolutionary change, where asexual beings are much more stagnant in evolutionary terms.

For jellyfish, they are versatile, allowing the benefits of both methods.

[–]DoctorSpacemann 9 points10 points ago

Thanks for the information, "LickMyAsshole!"

[–]shriek 9 points10 points ago

I think he is expecting a different form of thank you.

[–]bungchung 14 points15 points ago

"he would be saddled..."

nicely done

[–]Unidan 3 points4 points ago

I try my best.

[–]unexceptional 3 points4 points ago

I have you labeled as "crow guy". I should retag you as "ecologist" but I think "living things guy" will be your upgrade.

[–]Unidan 9 points10 points ago

I accept these terms. For future reference and tagging, I used to be a cook for several years and I also ran a successful comedy group.

Soon my RES tags will encircle the Earth, choking her to death in an ironically macabre play in which I destroy the thing I have dedicated my life to study.

With my last breath, I refresh Reddit.

[–]unexceptional 3 points4 points ago

I like you, future architect of the Earth's demise. Go get 'em.

[–]RattsWoman 2 points3 points ago

I've got him as "Pineapple Bird Biologist."

[–]SurDin 2 points3 points ago

Hi!

A little off-topic, but I know that in octopuses the mother takes care of the eggs. Why is it different with them.

I'm really fascinated by octopuses, and it would be a much happier story if they didn't die after sex :(

[–]fireball_73 2 points3 points ago

The best thing is that I have you RES tagged as "Expert in pineapples" in a bright orange. I'll have to add "and underwater sex" now.

edit: also want to ask - how does the male get the fertilised eggs into his pouch?

[–]Unidan 2 points3 points ago

The eggs are deposited in a "pre-pouch" by the female's ovipositor. The fertilized eggs are embedded into the wall of the pouch. After which, the male actually grows material around them.

[–]tinkj916 7 points8 points ago

TIL I learned male seahorses "birth" the baby sea horses. I am not sure what to make of this.. I think I need a beer.

[–]TinySerpents 6 points7 points ago

The other day I learned that in certain phases, aphids are all female, and give birth to daughters that are already pregnant with their own cloned babies, and those unborn aphids are already pregnant with their own daughters... and so on, like Russian nesting dolls. They're all females, cloning themselves and having offspring, and they do this without any males (its called parthenogenesis). This process can even happen in birds and reptiles. Sex (or lack thereof) in nature is more extravagant and bizarre than you could ever imagine. If you want to learn more, you're going to need a lot of beer.

[–]mattxblack 8 points9 points ago

So how are "male" and "female" actually defined? "Incubates the young" would be my first choice. Do biologists look at the relative size of the sex cells?

[–]Unidan 13 points14 points ago

Defined specifically by possessing sperm or egg, as far as I know!

In terms of defining parental role, yes, they will often look at the size of gametes to determine investment.

Typically, a larger egg size can predict higher amounts of parental care. Mind you, large egg size, in and of itself is parental care, as the parents may simply supply their young with nutrients within the egg, not actually care for the young behaviorally, which is what many people think of when one hears "parental care."

Sperm size can be correlated with parental care; however, it can also be a result of sperm competition. If a female is breeding with several male competitors, those who have the "best sperm" can often be the one to pass on their genes, though it may not mean that the male has the care of his offspring as a driver. These insights can be teased out sometimes by measuring the size of the male's testis, for example, in chimpanzees versus humans, the chimps have us beaten hands down (not sure if joke intended) in that category, due to the fact that male competition is incredibly high.

As for "incubating" the young, some species simply do not require incubation, but in those it does, it is probably a good general predictor!

[–]Badmojoe 1 point2 points ago

/slowclap

[–]greatmousedetective 1 point2 points ago

This makes me feel like some day we won't need to have sex to reproduce and makes me sad.

[–]cmfrtblynmb 1 point2 points ago

So, whoever is last one to hold the potato is the one to take care of it?

[–]Al_Gores_head 1 point2 points ago

That was mind blowing. Kudos +1

[–]MrJMaxted0291 1 point2 points ago

I remember reading about this in the selfish gene. All kinds of crap to do with ESS and parental investment. A good read.

[–]blkhockeypro19 28 points29 points ago

no god did it

[–]TeegLy 7 points8 points ago

well well well, what a small internet

[–]2dThoughts 58 points59 points ago

I'm pretty much an incubator too though.

-Pregnant Lady

[–]ablebodiedmango 49 points50 points ago

The GOP approves of this message.

[–]foreverarogue 1 point2 points ago

No external fertilization that day?

[–]Naltharion 1 point2 points ago

Congratulations!

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

Meh, you're also a life support system. It's not as if the umbilical artery is there for show.

[–]Yama_Roo 1 point2 points ago

Except the males (kangaroos) don't have pouches. They're greedy little buggers who fuck off after mating.

[–]drjohnson89 6 points7 points ago

I give birth like this a few times a day, generally when nobody is home.

[–]moondizzlepie 25 points26 points ago

AHHH Skeet Skeet Mufuka

[–]GeneralWarts 20 points21 points ago

Kinda looks like when I "give birth."

Thank god those kids aren't able to grow up without finding an egg.

An egg I've hidden far far away from them. So far sometimes I even forget where it is.

[–]soylent_absinthe 2 points3 points ago

Let's be honest - there's no "egg" in the picture, is there?

[–]CivEZ 32 points33 points ago

[–]WouldYouTurnMeOn 7 points8 points ago*

That Jim Gaffigan special is comedy gold. His newer stuff isn't as good as his Comedy Central matieral.

[–]Hyrule 11 points12 points ago

He somehow looks older in that video than he does now.

[–]STUN_Runner 25 points26 points ago

That's from when he was strung out on Hot Pockets.

[–]Isotope22 1 point2 points ago

Hi-yo Silver! AWAAAY!

[–]chunkable 1 point2 points ago

[–]MLBM100 1 point2 points ago

ahhh skeet skeet skeet goddamn

[–]ohitsasecretarybird 1 point2 points ago

And that's how a real man does it.

[–]fuckyoubarry 1 point2 points ago

it gets better yo. the female seahorse? yeah shes got a cock. nobody knows this because its an inconvenient truth. youll never read that fun little factoid on the back of your froot loops. what makes male seahorses male then? motile sperm. the egg that the female shoots into the male seahorses vagina with her gigantic seahorse ladyweiner doesnt swim around.

[–]BETAFrog 1 point2 points ago

Skeet skeet skeet.

[–]DublinItUp 200 points201 points ago

[–]Juntistik 109 points110 points ago

I've had this far too long. Sorry I couldn't use imgur, it doesn't allow files over 2MB :(

[–]Spo8 17 points18 points ago

The song instantly starts playing in my head and that's exactly how I like it.

[–]aprilfool124 4 points5 points ago

Worth it.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Oh my god that was amazing.

[–]LukeNygma 37 points38 points ago

That fucking gif.

[–]AnalogDan 15 points16 points ago

As a 12 year old, I find that gif highly offensive.

[–]McBurger 11 points12 points ago

You're 12 and know what this is?

[–]N3gat1v31 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing a similar GIF. But with prince Adam. I wonder where that went...

[–]walesmd 93 points94 points ago

AHHH, SKEET SKEET SKEET, MOTHER FUCKER!!!

SKEET SKEET SKEET GODDAMN!

[–]niklos 8 points9 points ago

You have to love the blowback. Like a little baby cannon.

[–]t-mille 1 point2 points ago

[–]Buckbeak69 5 points6 points ago

[–]oskarman 156 points157 points ago

This isn't giving birth, it's the babies exiting a sack on male's belly. Eggs are stored there by the female seahorse and he carries and protects them until they grow into babies and exit.

[–]JonBanes 75 points76 points ago

I thought it was considered a true pregnancy though, because there is nutrient exchange with the male/offspring?

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 9 points10 points ago

The pouch's salinity is regulated, but it's very unlike mammalian pregnancy.

[–]Spookaboo 68 points69 points ago

Kinda the same thing as birth ain't it?

[–]ughwhatwasitagain 35 points36 points ago

Yeah, instead of a male fertilzing a womans eggs.

The woman is dropping off eggs to be fertilized. It's like reverse fucking.

The male seahorse is the catcher and the female is the pitcher. Weird.

[–]seagramsextradrygin 34 points35 points ago

It would be like if when you had sex with a lady, she sent her eggs up your penis and then they wiggled their way into your nuts.

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 14 points15 points ago

Actually the female seahorse is using an ovipositor, so the female is penetrating the male.

Then again she's only called the female because her gametes are larger.

[–]dszordan 7 points8 points ago

Dat gamete.

[–]brotherbond 2 points3 points ago

Welp, that's enough internets for me today...

[–]snailwithmonocle 3 points4 points ago

A vagina in my ass?

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 1 point2 points ago

This is due to anisogamy. They are only classified male and female that way because the males gametes are smaller.

[–]JuanJeanJohn 11 points12 points ago

This looks a lot like a legitimate birth to me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsHCqrrU-Gk

[–]WarzoneOfDefecation 6 points7 points ago

Love the last caption, Happy Father's day! LOL

[–]Jedimindtrixx 1 point2 points ago

SO MANY BABYS

[–]Scurry 7 points8 points ago

So they grow and develop from eggs to fetuses to babies and then are released. That's not giving birth?

[–]rblkbrd 5 points6 points ago

You say this as if it's more comforting.

[–]HughDeMann 24 points25 points ago

...so he is ejaculating the babies?

[–]rampartrules 11 points12 points ago

Close up video of a Male Seahorse giving birth:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GfhSQAhIDc&t=4m50s

[–]IamAhamsterAMA 4 points5 points ago

Awe, I like the little one that just sort of pops out alone towards the end.

[–]ecmmyers 2 points3 points ago

Georgie was always a bit slower then the rest..

[–]TheMockTurtle 9 points10 points ago

Gesundheit.

[–]masterponomo 8 points9 points ago

Horsies! Yay! Horsies!

[–][deleted] 23 points24 points ago

You mean "Horseas".

[–]astro2039194 6 points7 points ago

You can watch the video here

...for whoever is interested

[–]mintmouse 6 points7 points ago

Where have I seen this before? OH right.

[–]thievedrelic 65 points66 points ago

"And here we have a male seahorse."

"Uhh, Bob? That seahorse is having a baby."

"The male seahorse has the baby. You're fired."

[–]etan_causale 108 points109 points ago

I think you should maybe quote the entire Jim Gaffigan joke. Most people won't get it without the context.

I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, why don’t they just call that the female seahorse? You know it’s just some stubborn scientist...

"Yeah, that one there’s the male seahorse."

"Uh, Bill, that one’s having a baby."

"…the male has the baby. You’re fired."

[–]TracyMorganFreeman 7 points8 points ago

Male and female are determine by gamete size for most animals, not who "has the baby".

[–]SnailHunter 9 points10 points ago

Someone get Gaffigan on the line stat. Boy is his face going to be red.

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[–]Revived 1 point2 points ago

You can relate!

[–]shannonigans__ 52 points53 points ago

Where's the Brazzers logo?

[–]kremmy 77 points78 points ago

Sipping a cold drink with Rebecca Black and Chuck Testa on the isle of worn out memes.

[–]PaddlingShark 20 points21 points ago

It may be dead but is it reddit dead?

[–]Guitar_Jack 24 points25 points ago

Nope! Chuck Testa.

[–]Howard_Beale 1 point2 points ago

Well that's just the best comment I've seen in months.

[–]rubber_necker 15 points16 points ago

pew pew pew

[–]Kaydye 24 points25 points ago

Why am I slightly turned on?

[–]1Turd_Ferguson1 46 points47 points ago

[–]The_Weirdest_Boner 7 points8 points ago

ಠ_ಠ         
          sicko
.  .        

  /   

[–]cconrad0825 3 points4 points ago

Poor baby machines, though it's one species where the women don't have that burden

[–]lawfairy 2 points3 points ago

I don't think sex/gender means at all the same thing to other animals that it does to humans. Bottom line is someone's gotta do it -- why any given individual animal over any other?

[–]rightsidejane 2 points3 points ago

I am so glad that is not how humans give birth. Shit.

[–]lawfairy 11 points12 points ago

Because pushing it out your vagina is soooooo fun.

[–]angeldahl 4 points5 points ago

[–]dracwolley 2 points3 points ago

here is a longer, less confusing/frustrating version of the same gif http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/dghi9/amazing_gif_of_a_seahorse_giving_birth_to_like_a/

[–]allthe_gundams 2 points3 points ago

Can someone put this with the GUile theme?

[–]Ruhlmdc 2 points3 points ago

[–]ManCity 2 points3 points ago

This is the male seahorse. The boys carry the babies.

[–]snowbucket 2 points3 points ago

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

My new pet peeve - gif animations that are too short and show only a brief bit of the action.

[–]delumen 2 points3 points ago

Now that's how a man gives birth.

[–]Mofaux11 2 points3 points ago

He's just fapping.

[–]Scrial 13 points14 points ago

How is this WTF worthy?

[–]mellow__yellow 4 points5 points ago

Seahorses, foreva

[–]F_ckYeahTestudo 1 point2 points ago

"ACHOO!"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That's a male seahorse mind you.

[–]LittleCl0ud 1 point2 points ago

You'll have so many babies! 400 babies!

[–]OvidPerl 1 point2 points ago

That was a hell of a lot easier than when my wife did it. I don't think I'll share this image with her.

[–]ding_dong 1 point2 points ago

EEEWWWWWY!

[–]wild-tangent 1 point2 points ago

reminds me of a how a goa'uld probably gives birth.

[–]roadbuzz 1 point2 points ago

That looks exactly like when I am fapping. Wonder if the Seahorse get's the same type of pleasure or if it's only unbelievable pain.

[–]dbbo 1 point2 points ago

I don't get the WTF factor here.

[–]Khalifa_The_Cat 1 point2 points ago

dafuq did I just watch. http://www.gifbin.com/f/981391

[–]TheBassThatAteMiami 1 point2 points ago

I'm in an English lecture right now trying to hold back my laughter... I might have to step outside.

[–]Stompedyourhousewith 1 point2 points ago

I'M A SEAHORSE!

[–]TadMC 1 point2 points ago

Seahorses are weird. Im just gonna come out and say it

[–]terriblehuman 1 point2 points ago

500 BABIES!

[–]lepuma 1 point2 points ago

Aliens.

[–]Goem 1 point2 points ago

After all this time ive wondered what the male giving birth would look like, i did not need to seeeee

[–]AnticScarab3 1 point2 points ago

Hi, I'm a horse that lives underwater and sneezes babies out of my belly.

[–]brody10123 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner

[–]Reptar33 1 point2 points ago

Looks like splooge

[–]nomnomnomrarr 1 point2 points ago

seahouse giving birth Michelle Duggar.

[–]spazzvogel 1 point2 points ago

Gif reminds me of the "Come as you are" Nirvana shirt I had when I was a kid. Damn Ex GF has it now... er perhaps had it.

[–]justinm715 1 point2 points ago

In case you're interested in the wacky world of animal sex: http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/

[–]BadWolfs 1 point2 points ago

Skeet skeet

[–]GloryFish 1 point2 points ago

And he has to name every one: "Uhhh..JimmySallyJohnathanDeborahClaireMichaelStephen ..hurrrghhh...DavidArchieSandraAnnieConstanceWhitneyAlexFrank ...HUURGGgggg!...LionelClarkSallyRenee...wait is there already a Sal..HUUURGHAA!! Aww crap. Umm Jane, Ritchie..uhh? Okay, okay, I can't do this. I'm calling the rest of you Sam."

[–]richard_photograph 1 point2 points ago

can we get a brazzers logo?

[–]iluhbewbies 1 point2 points ago

SLAP A BRAZZERS LOGO ON DAT SHIT

[–]Obamawantsyourweed 1 point2 points ago

Not sure if that was really gross or really awesome

[–]CooCooCaFAG 1 point2 points ago

That looks like MY seahorse giving "birth"

[–]bugzrrad 1 point2 points ago

[–]LunaMcLovin 1 point2 points ago

"Now imagine you're weightless, in the middle of the ocean... surrounded by tiny little seahorses."

[–]breathemusic87 1 point2 points ago

Pretty sure that looks like a male ejaculating. Hmm, interesting.

[–]Uberninjaa 1 point2 points ago

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY

[–]vagmastergeneral 1 point2 points ago

I wish it was that sexy when I gave birth

[–]IAmDrinkingJameson 1 point2 points ago

Hahahaha! He's all "BLAGHARFLARHGABLARGHAFHLARH!"

[–]VertigoFall 1 point2 points ago

And guess what, IT'S A MALE.

[–]Digitalneo 1 point2 points ago

Oh god... its like that scene from Alien! Blargugh! zerg sounds

[–]AdrianBrony 1 point2 points ago

I CAME BABIES!

[–]DarthCaesar 1 point2 points ago

That's how I "give birth" too, if you will.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

why did i click this?!

[–]Agnatheism 1 point2 points ago

Why hasn't someone added Brazzers yet?!

[–]jrthebigman 1 point2 points ago

Why out of all the cretures the male seahouse gives birth???

[–]panzerdriver 1 point2 points ago

Who's hungry ?

[–]McNoobish 1 point2 points ago

Looks way too much like someone ejaculating.

[–]lolflap 1 point2 points ago

[–]rdr05300 1 point2 points ago

Not wtf. Just nature.

[–]Frankeer 1 point2 points ago

I dont see the WTF in this one

[–]redweasel 1 point2 points ago

He's going to have a helluva time paying for college.