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[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 23 points24 points ago

Is the cat dead?

[–]Unbelievr 27 points28 points ago

Looks like it's been sedated for some reason (operation?) and they're trying to wake it up again. It takes a while to wear off, and they do the craziest thing the first few hours awake as well. Our cat would run straight forward and jump around like he use to, then sort of collapse into sleep mid-air or mid-sprint.

[–]Adana_Bandit 21 points22 points ago

Cats after sedation are the funniest they are like drunk balls of fur.

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[–]hdcs 0 points1 point ago

My six year old son does as well. Scares the fuck out me from time to time when I have to wake him up.

[–]DoubleAcesHigh 0 points1 point ago

That's me every morning. My husband literally has to pull my feet out from under the covers and off the bed to start my wake-up process.

[–]IThinkitsFunny 8 points9 points ago

This was my thought process "aww cute! no...is it dead? Looks dead. They're shaking it, definitely dead. WTF this isn't ok the thing is dead! AWW YAY ITS ALIVE!!!"

[–]Dustypeace 0 points1 point ago

Thanks for posting this. I stopped watching the video because I thought the cat was dead. Now I was able to go back and watch it.

[–]PirateMug 2 points3 points ago

Old cats do that some times. My cat sometimes does that. Freaks me the fuck out every time.

[–]UNKN 1 point2 points ago

My first thought too.

[–]Wabbajacker 12 points13 points ago

haha. favorite part is the tongue

[–]CaptainPajamaShark 10 points11 points ago

that's what she said.

[–]Okay_I_Chuckled 13 points14 points ago

I was just happy to see that the cat moved at the end.

[–]secretssquirrel[S] 38 points39 points ago

Source: http://whatshouldwecallme.tumblr.com

The whole site is great :) GIF heaven.

[–]jamesbiff 16 points17 points ago

i can feel my old dial up modem in the cupboard at home screaming.

[–]internet-arbiter 13 points14 points ago

Right click, open in new window

And i'll be seeing you later.

[–]xXBlUnTsM0KA420Xx 1 point2 points ago

Just click the link with your scrollwheel.

[–]Marc_the_Ardvark 0 points1 point ago

you... just changed EVERYTHING!!!

[–]eaglebones94 0 points1 point ago

your username is abhorrent

[–]xXBlUnTsM0KA420Xx -1 points0 points ago

your a looser

[–]eaglebones94 0 points1 point ago

touché I guess

[–]PP133 3 points4 points ago

Upvote for source!

[–]mkernan93 1 point2 points ago

Was gonna downvote, then saw this and I now bestow upon you a feast of upvotes.

[–]IsABot 2 points3 points ago

[–]Tsabo 5 points6 points ago

"Look at that sleepy fuck!" -Randall

[–]lipstick_allthedays 2 points3 points ago

that cat looks just like the cat i just adopted... hopefully he'll be this funny soon.

[–]SilviuBB 1 point2 points ago

HAhahaha:D

[–]MomoTheCow 1 point2 points ago

This is me every. goddamn. day.

I'm constantly waking up surrounded by angry people who thought I was a lazy asshole or dead. I once had hotel security bust in my door because they couldn't wake me (missed checkout time) and thought I was a corpse.

[–]Hrodebert 1 point2 points ago

What's wrong with that cat?

[–]SGTShow 1 point2 points ago

Probably Cat nip, found my moms cat in a backpack 4 hours after it ate a whole bag.

[–]HighDice 1 point2 points ago

To make that more accurate for a hangover, I think the cat would need to try and bite the owner for waking it up.

[–]Polythene_Man 1 point2 points ago

I was gonna be so mad if the cat didn't wake up and I realized I just watched a dead cat being shaken. And by mad I mean I would have curled up in the corner and cried. Anything but the cats :'(

[–]masonbrit 1 point2 points ago

you bastard, i just burst out laughing lecture. i like the site, but dont like the fact the only thing on facebook are links from the site...

[–]Spants23 0 points1 point ago

He is making my orgasm face

[–]bad_situation 0 points1 point ago

This is me when I take my muscle relaxers for my back so I can get a good nights sleep. I'm dead to the world. haha

[–]CutiemarkCrusade 0 points1 point ago

A few weeks ago I had more than just a few drinks. I went to sleep hammered, slept for 7 or 8 hours, and woke up hammered. The first thing I did when I got up was I fell on my ass.

[–]tcblack 0 points1 point ago

rigor mortis perhaps?

[–]hellamegafemtosecond 0 points1 point ago

Looks like someone's in a...

sunglasses on

catatonic state.

[–]axelthroze 0 points1 point ago

Source Video: Found It

[–]patefoisgras 0 points1 point ago

Is that what a hangover is like? I usually just get very thirsty and heavy-headed.

[–]cheapmaltliquor 0 points1 point ago

I'm not proud of how hard I laughed at this but what's done is done.

[–]Cyberslasher -1 points0 points ago

Didn't actually wake up.