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Ladies and Gentlemen of r/Atheism, i give you: Religion! (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Omarocksdisworld
[–]basec0m 175 points176 points177 points 3 months ago
you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy... Televangelists.
[–]nohiddenmeaning 100 points101 points102 points 3 months ago
TIL: Benny Hinn openly asked his followers to buy him a Gulfstream G4SP jet at a cost of 36 Mio. Dollars. And they did.
Here's the brochure: http://web.archive.org/web/20070604203321/http://www.bennyhinn.org/external/pdf/dove_one_brochure.pdf
[–]IdoBelieveSo 42 points43 points44 points 3 months ago
It brought him closer to god since now hes flying at a high altitude
[–]Quaffle23 29 points30 points31 points 3 months ago
What a scumbag.
[–]charlie01472 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
Think of all the Starving African children that man can help with that much money. Oh, just kidding. He bought a plane.
[–]insaneHoshi 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
To be fair you cant solve africa by just throwing money at it
[–]danzor9755 17 points18 points19 points 3 months ago
He's trying to throw a plane at it instead.
[–]fourpac 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Because nobody's ever thrown it in the right direction.
[–]Phar-a-ON 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
africa to the us? What does this accomplish!
[–]CloudCircus 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
No, he is nourishing their hungry spirits with soul food
[–]lurkerr 15 points16 points17 points 3 months ago
Like a G6
[–]shoulderdestruction 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
More like Ryu
[–]Sodfarm 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
I have a problem with people taking advantage of the weak and small and desperate. I find it really hard to get mad at someone taking advantage of stupid people.
This was a pretty selfish thing to do, but if I could convince a bunch of people to buy me a fucking plane, I would. That's just me, after all.
[–]nohiddenmeaning 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
A guy claiming to heal handicaped people basically for money is taking advantage of the weak ans small and desperate in my opinion. Would you have your plane paid for by people who hope for their children will be able to walk again in exchange? Yes they are stupid, but mostly because they are desparate.
[–]parahillObjective[] 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
$1000 donations á_á
[–]meowmeo 14 points15 points16 points 3 months ago
I've always wanted to become a super famous televangelist, grab everybody's money then come out as an atheist, use that money to fund research of evolution and create a Charles Darwin memorial museum.
[–]danzor9755 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
Ever heard of Margot Gortner?
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
They're just taking advantage of idiots.
[–]Terreus 172 points173 points174 points 3 months ago
PLEASE! Somebody photoshop a lightsaber into this!!!
[–]Reddit_Buddha 459 points460 points461 points 3 months ago
As you wish
[–]zfishkiller 87 points88 points89 points 3 months ago
That lightsaber got more and more limp as time went on...
[–]PunkRockMakesMeSmile 58 points59 points60 points 3 months ago
like religion!
[–]LazerChicklets 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Glorious
[–]Cavaliers 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
There wasn't any little children to get it back up.
[–]badpenguin455 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
ED
[–]Neil_Armschlong 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
LD?
[–]Unconcerned_Citizen 22 points23 points24 points 3 months ago
You sir, have made my day
[–][deleted] 3 months ago
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[–]InstantBuzzkill 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
Please note, because of the large mass and velocity of Karma trains, great distances are sometimes needed for the vehicle to come to a complete stop. Please remain seated with your seat belt on until the Karma train comes to a complete stop. Thank you!
[–]Bellachan 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
I finally created an account so I could upvote and thank you for posting that. Hilarious!
[–]Lurksallthetime 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Thank you! At first I thought oh ok this is mildly amusing. Then the force lightning happened and I started laughing so hard it brought tears to my eyes. Once again thank you good sir!
[–]tjomsen 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
I... I... I think I love you.
[–]AwesomeKing5000 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
This might very well be the best thing I've ever seen
[–]albert0kn0x 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
thank you
[–]Negro_Napoleon 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
ಠ_ಠ
[–]willapedia 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Just amazing.
[–]CouponTheMovie 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You're my boy, Bu.
[–]MonkeyvsRobot 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I picture that the Benny hill chase theme would work wonders with this... along with the light saber...
[–]SecularBuddha 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Good work sir.
[–]llogari 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You are my new hero, I will make a statue of you
[–]B-roox 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
This...is amazing
[–]Venturesguitar 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
You made me log in to tell you this. Upvote.
[–]hegemonsaurus 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
Benny Hinn crossover with Benny Hill.
[–]AntonJokinen 81 points82 points83 points 3 months ago
I imagined him saying BYAH with every jacket swing.
Try it. It's fun.
[–]lolasaurusrex1234 59 points60 points61 points 3 months ago
THOUGH SHALT BOW BEFORE THE TWEED OF JESUS!
[–]pneumo 80 points81 points82 points 3 months ago
FATHER, SON, AND THE HOLY COAT!
[–]grey_energy 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago*
Thou hast committed the unforgivable sin (See the Bible passages section for a quick run down of stuff you can do to truly lay waste to that fictional spirit-matter that you're not using anyway)! Welcome to the Holy Ghost blasphemer club. We are god-damned for life! ;)
Edit: Added the missing word "to" on sentence #2 at character position 8 (or 7 if you're counting from 0).
[–]B-roox 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
This seems like a great way to get rid of people who want to help you...
"Sir, have you fo-"
"Fuck Jesus! Thanks, dont waste your time"
[–]lolasaurusrex1234 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
If I could give you all my Karma, I would. This pun beats my joke in every way.
[–]calladus 20 points21 points22 points 3 months ago
Sewing lead weights into the hem of your suit jacket is an excellent precaution if you suspect you will be attacked by a mob.
[–]bedsores 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
But makes your jacket feel/fit like hell for the other 99.9999999997 percent of your life.
[–]Mekanikos 11 points12 points13 points 3 months ago
It also keeps your power level hidden.
[–]calladus 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
But you'll be so buff!
Which is useful in helping you find other buff men to have sex with while snorting Meth.
[–]quivering 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
One reason why atheist ridicule can seem harsh ... the volume has to be up that high to out-ridicule actual religious practice
[–]iama_stabbing_robot 16 points17 points18 points 3 months ago
damn, he's atleast kaio-ken x4
[–]SkyDestroys 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
LOVE the spirit bomb at the end
[–]mattbrvc 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
kaio-what?
[–]DemonMuffins 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I laughed for quite a while.
[–]SockofBadKarma 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago
I want to go to one of these faith healing events, and when the preacher tries to bless me or whatever, I'll just stand there, scratch my butt for a moment, and then loudly proclaim "I didn't feel anything, you BIG FAT PHONY!"
I would've done it already, but I haven't yet formulated a plan to escape from there without being kidnapped, exorcised, or tortured (probably all at once).
[–]neotheism 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
all the people who come up on stage are paid to do so.
So find some way to get paid to do it...
[–]kent_eh 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
Really?
I thought they paid for the privilege of being whacked, or poked in the forehead, or whatever.
[–]Noxstant 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
The same thing happens at local Pentecostal churches, just not quite to the same scale. And those are definitely not staged. You can think of it as Benny Hinn being particularly strong in the force. Except instead of midi-chlorians, he's channeling the Holy Sprirt to move through his body to cure disease through the power God has given him.
tl;dr the precise definition of a cool story
[–]kent_eh 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
he's channeling the Holy Sprirt to move through his body to cure disease through the power God has given him.
Well, he's claiming to.
And I think the people are just getting so wrapped up in the excitement of it all that they just go along with it.
[–]Noxstant 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
That was the whole point of my post, which attempted to describe it from their perspective. I wasn't evaluating the truth value of the belief. And some of the people in the Benny Hinn shows are con artists, but many truly believe it and millions of people elsewhere believe in faith based healing. It's all laid out in The Bible. Again, let me make it clear that I'm not evaluating the truth value of their beliefs here. That isn't the point.
[–]kent_eh 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I'm not evaluating the truth value of their beliefs here
Thanks for pointing that out.
it's often hard to pick up intent from a typed message.
Sorry about the confusion. The top posts basically assumed the beliefs executed in the GIF to be false, and I thought we'd all basically agree on that. I'll be more clear about that in the future, thank you for pointing that out.
[–]neotheism 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
The sheep do.. but the ones who generally come on stage to be healed or otherwise are usually paid to react.
[–]remotefixonline 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
you forgot raped...
[–]Aavagadrro 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
But if raped then the 50 shekels must be paid and a marriage ceremony accomplished.
[–]military_history 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
He'd just claim 'you didn't let the holy spirit in' or something... which is all well and good until you realise that logically that means either almighty God is unable to overcome the defences of your relatively puny mind, or that he just doesn't give a rat's ass about making you see the light. Either way checkmate Christians!
[–]AtheistCow 32 points33 points34 points 3 months ago
What the hell is going on in this?? At first I thought it was a zombie apocalypse being smite down with a pillow.
[–]redem 25 points26 points27 points 3 months ago
If I had to guess, casting out demons or some other form of faith healing bullshit, at the climax of the night's performance.
[–]Solkre 30 points31 points32 points 3 months ago
I find this difficult to climax to.
[–]TheyToldMeTo 12 points13 points14 points 3 months ago
You aren't trying hard enough then.
[–]Solkre 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I guess I just don't want it that badly.
[–]Anonymous3891 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Yeah, you have to actually be in love with Jesus.
[–]cynicroute 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Not enough jacket.
[–]fourpac 36 points37 points38 points 3 months ago
[–]Myrandall 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago*
You, sir, are twice the man Tupac ever was
[–]fourpac 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Not hard since I'm still here in corporeal form. I do, however, appreciate the compliment. Thank you.
[–]supderpbro 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
5....
6 PROFIT!
[–]1gnominious 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
[–]AtheistCow 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I... I really don't know what to say... I cannot even laugh at what you have shown me.
[–]Psychosmonaut 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
A man's been possessed by the devil and a large crowd of people are trying to subdue him, but his thanks to the devil's high jacket-racquet attack stat he's easily able to fend them off. At the end he even manages to get a multi-quilt.
[–]pyrotech13 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I like to imagine that he is defending himself from a horde of zombies with his coat.
[–]Ginseng 9 points10 points11 points 3 months ago
Video for those interested: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2nHPpzJ5ro
Another where he lays on the floor and sobs for 5 minutes (at 15:38): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9g_6s-X_1kM
EDIT: Added time he starts sobbing on the floor
[–]phatkobra 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Oh fuck, I almost died of laughter at 0:30!
[–]twopacuafina 18 points19 points20 points 3 months ago
I gotta give the dude props, he makes bank selling absolutely nothing to complete idiots, and he gets to physically abuse people with a jacket at will. The man is nothing short of a genius.
[–]audioofbeing 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
I know where you're coming from with this, but these guys are assholes. The majority of their money doesn't come from wealthy young people, but old pensioners who are terrified they're going to die, and this guy is promising them a life beyond what they know.
It's sad, and it's pitiable, and this guy needs to be beaten to death with his own jacket.
[–]kmcbride 13 points14 points15 points 3 months ago
Let the bodies hit the floor!
[–]supergenius1337 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
That. Is. Awesome.
[–]pete1729 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
This is as good as finger banged by Jesus.
[–]theM4ce 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
This dude should be a martial arts instructor :D
[–]DidntClickGuy 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
What the hell does he keep in those jacket pockets? Buckles?
[–]Plothunter 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Gold purchased from church donations.
[–]StarshipAI 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
The Power of Starch can Fell you!
[–]oddly_insightful 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
A Question of Miracles
In April 2001, HBO aired a documentary entitled A Question of Miracles that focused on Hinn and a well-documented fellow Word-of-Faith German minister based in Africa, Reinhard Bonnke.[20] Both Hinn and Bonnke offered full access to their events to the documentary crew, and the documentary team followed seven cases of "miracle healings" from Hinn's crusade over the next year. The film's director, Antony Thomas, claimed to CNN's Kyra Phillips that they *did not find any cases where people were actually healed by Hinn.[21] Thomas said in a New York Times interview that "If I had seen miracles [from Hinn's ministry], I would have been happy to trumpet it...but in retrospect, **I think they do more damage to Christianity than the most committed atheist."[22]*
[–]pappa67 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
he is .... he is fucking beating them with his jacket HAHAHA FFS
[–]ZeroMomentum 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
some Jackie Chan shit here
[–]SilverWolfeBlade 3 points4 points5 points 3 months ago
I laughed so hard. I love you.
[–]aj_ramone 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Fucking retards.
[–]spinozasrobot 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Oh sky cake, why are you so delicious?
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[–]DoggleDZ 35 points36 points37 points 3 months ago
I ain't even mad. This is funny as hell.
[–]shaggorama 27 points28 points29 points 3 months ago
after 8 months I think we can embrace a repost
[–]oerich 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
I respect this bot, but in this case, I was happy to see this reposted.
[–]maidendroogie 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Debbie Downer
[–]superfes 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I remember when I was much younger, me and my brothers would watch this guy on TV and laugh our asses off ;-)
[–]CXgamer 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Is it filled with rocks or something? How come no one is able to get to him?
[–]Lucktar 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Benny Hinn is always good for a laugh.
[–]uvelify 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
This belongs at r/wtf.
Religion: Streetfighter Edition
[–]letmeoutofhere 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Don't make fun of the DRAGONBORN!
[–]Volsunga 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
what you came here looking for
[–]ifoxhound05 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
This is the largest congregation of the most stupid people in America. Think of a comic convention, where one is worshiping a bunch of made up stories, but with stupid people =]
[–]Sir1234 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
ladies and gentleman i give you r/Atheism
[–]LucifersCounsel 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
The dead horse are easy to catch. We may be atheists, but we're also lazy.
[–]gunnermcgavin 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
LOL! The golden jacket of "power".
[–]Sojoez 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Isn't Benny Hinn also used in a FusRoDa clip?
Yes.
[–]homebrewnerd 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You have to admit, it's pretty exciting dinner theater.
[–]LevitatingTurtles 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Maybe posted elsewhere... always good for a laugh...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI
[–]Scarjaka 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
One Man.
One Coat.
One Million Zombies.
This summer, coming to a theater and Imax near you...
Christian Zombies!
Jesus isn't the only one who can rise from the dead!
[–]darth_loon 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
What...what is going on here? Why are people lining up to be smacked with a pillow case? Is it a magical pillow case? Does it contain some of Jesus' healing power? I literally cannot fathom the motivation for this one. It disturbs me greatly.
[–]DefinitelyRelephant 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
It's his jacket, and he's "healing" them.
[–]reddit_user13 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
If this doesn't prove how gullible religious people are....
[–]project_twenty5oh1 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
You guys think this is good? I give you Super Street Pastor Turbo 2
[–]Mofeux 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
And that's why I'm rolling a televangelist when the new expansion pack comes out.
[–]AllDizzle 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Not quite sure I get what's going on here...is he just smacking people with his coat while other people shove them into a pile?
Lol wut?
[–]giantfatppl 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
I just logged in my reddit account after 3 moths logged out, just to upvote this.
[–]ArcaneMissiles 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Albeit gay this is the less ignorant version of religion. Even then it bothers me when we assume we can just pray to solve problems. But much more down to earth and loving of all good natured people. Great meditation though. Not the video, prayer, the video is loving and all hippy nice. It's really fuckin boring. Fatima was crazy though. Ghost and Stuff. Also; 'Group hug Jesus', a little ways in, made me laugh. I'm going to hell.
as a side note though- i did not read those people's comments and am not trying to convert anybody. Just high as fuck. Not really sure why I keep typing now.
[–]iseeyoulikemagic 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
DAT SOUNDTRACK...bleagh
tell me about it, could of used some justice
[–]SkyDestroys 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
first thoughts of .gif given OP title...
"Absolved! Absolved! Absolved! Absolved! Absolved! Absolved! SUPER ABSOLVED!"
[–]shaggorama 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Also this
[–]Mightyskunk 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
You remember when, back in the day, playing Street Fighter, some people would camp out in the corner with Guile, and just constantly be saying "Sonic...sonic...sonic...sonic...sonic BOOM!"
[–]pinkiepieismycopilot 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The BO on that coat must be amazing.
[–]ProfCrumpets 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
It's silly how the guy in red fell BEFORE he got hit, obviously faking it, pityful.
[–]reddler 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
So THAT'S what gave it away! I see that it's fake now.
[–]unknown_poo 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Zombies!
[–]Ergok 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
But the power of the jacket... could not be undone....
[–]kent_eh 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
For those who don't recognize this guy, apparently he's Benny Hinn.
A televangelist that even other Christians call out as a fraud.
[–]thunnus 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
animal cruelty. He's flogging all those poor sheeple.
[–]allied14 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
What is going on in this?
[–]shit_reddit_says 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Google Benny Hinn
[–]mermaidrampage 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Can't wait to try this with my religious relatives at the next family reunion
[–]Kuro_yami 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I don't even...
[–]sapunec7854 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
There's more
[–]Wolf_Hook 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I cringed every time I see this while simultaneously getting furious. My ex girlfriends sister is marrying his nephew, who is a youth pastor. fml, ruined everything.
[–]CiD7707 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Dude is racking up on hell of a combo chain...
[–]yabacam 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
ok, so we ALL know this is very obviously fake.. the 'power" of god.. yadda yadda, so do these people just go along with it and STILL believe in god even after they KNOW it's fake? How? How is that even remotely logical in any way. I do not think I will ever be able to wrap my head about why people don't see right through this insanity.
[–]xXArisenXx 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
I do not think I will ever be able to wrap my head about why people don't see right through this insanity.
Because they're as dumb as pigshit. Religion is entirely dependent on the inability of gullible, weakminded fools to use basic common sense.
[–]LucifersCounsel 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago*
so do these people just go along with it and STILL believe in god even after they KNOW it's fake?
You just described every organised religion. People go along with them even though they know it's fake. How can you tell they know it's fake? Because the vast majority of "believers" are not fundamentalists and do not follow their god's laws exactly.
If you really believed there was a heaven and a hell, would you be debating the meaning of "is" with god? Or would you follow his commandments strictly? Remember, you're supposed to believe that not following god's laws is a one way ticket to eternal damnation, yet I have never met a single Christian that doesn't break at least one of god's laws without regret.
[–]absentmindedjwc 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Jacket comes with +5 knockback
[–]rdr05300 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I really don't understand why people fall though. is it hypnosis? Or them wanting to believe so badly that they'll subconsciously fall in order to let themselves believe?
[–]gillyguthrie 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
It's the power of peer pressure and groupthink. If a bunch of other people are doing it, it seems normal. Really, it's no more crazy than any other type of church where people believe ridiculous things just because everybody else does, too. People rolling around on the floor and speaking in gibberish and doing the weird things in this video are just outward manifestations of crazy. These crazies are just as delusional as people who believe unbelievable, irrational things but choose not to manifest it outwardly.
/rant
Don't rule out the big guys making people fall. Two guys are right there to "catch" you. When he swings his coat at your face, you naturally flinch, then they pull you to the ground, and you are "healed"!
Then you're hustled off the stage and out the back door before you have a chance to say "Hang on! That's bullshit!"
[–]KosherInfidel 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Every time I see it, I start singing 'Let the bodies hit the floor...'
[–]pr0kk 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
When grading immoral shills, Benny Hinn goes right to the top. He has the mightiest combover ever; it must cost him a good part of his ill-gotten gains to pay the hair stylist to so miraculously sculpt it each morning.
[–]policeAcademy3 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
A picture of Mohammed fucking a goat would work too
[–]arux10 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Ah the old brick in a coat trick!
[–]makesureimjewish 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
a nonbeliever should attend and stand, nonpulsed, when they try to "heal" him
[–]sanguinalis 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Wait, wait, movie idea: Benny Hinn in a zombie apocalypse, with nothing but his magic coat to protect him.
[–]EvelynJames 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Kind of looks like fun to tell you the truth, he had like a 20hit combo with the limit break at the end.
[–]IrrelevantTopic 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Everyone!! Back to the pile!
[–]RickRussellTX 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
BEHOLD MY JACKET OF HEALING AND DESPAIR... I mean rejoice! REJOICE!
[–]PropagandaMan 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I wonder if those people attending there thinking atheists as weird as this.
[–]TheBurntToast 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
he's on a killstreak
[–]RiNgO70 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Is beating them with a sack of bibles?
[–]fvfvfvfvfv 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Ladies and Gentlemen of r/Atheism, i give you: Failed actors who saw an opportunity to cash in on scared people and gave a bad name to a way of training the mind which other sad people use as an example of religion to make themselves feel better!
[–]noking 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That guy's like Sauron, clearing a swathe of mortals before him with each stroke.
[–]Swifto 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Reminds me of Borat.
[–]Jilly33 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
My laugh went something like this "GHITTT". But in a laughing, suprised way. It was so funny I only wish someone was around to appreciate it.
[–]jay5250 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I don't understand what is happening here
[–]Grespin 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
you'rrrreeeeee SAVED! SAVED! SAVED! SAVED! SAVED! SAVED!
[–]Axin13 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOxVjbGvUpI
[–]rwingvr6 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Good ole Benny Hinn. I went to school with his brother.
[–]Urbanviking1 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
If you had one weapon to use in a zombie apocalypse what would it be?
This man chose his jacket.
[–]Elementium 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I'd love to see a video of him whacking some big dude and have the dude just stand there and give him a death stare.
[–]Cypher_Brood 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I wish I had that super-power.
[–]SanityInAnarchy 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Am I the only one tempted to go on one of these shows and just stand there like a brick wall?
THWAP! THWAP! THWAP! ...nope, I'm not Satan, and if I was, I don't think your jacket is going to stop me.
[–]Killface17 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Can't wait for Diablo 3 to come out...
[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
The pockets must be full of quarters.
[–]niallmc66 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
What a bunch of deluded idiots.
[–]Samccx19 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Reminded me of the video for GWAR Sick Of You, when they push all the fans into the dungeon.
[–]Time_Terminal 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
But..it's so funny xD
[–]jstock23 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Hehe.... sack
[–]James1984 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
It's like 300, but everyone is well dressed and brainwashed.
[–]thoughtofchange 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
What the snarf?
[–]epicaz 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
and YOU get a whack and YOU get a whack aand YOU get a whack!!
[–]hindesky 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Cash money, the dupes have and he gets it.
[–]Higgz 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I am a Christian. THIS. IS. HILLARIOUS!!! I haven't laughed this hard in months.
[–]shartmobile 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
I do admire the 100% effort the dude in red put in.
[–]bob-the-dragon 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Why is he hitting those people with his shirt? I don't quite get it
[–]PaulyMcBee 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That...looks...like...fun!!!
[–]heinsickle31 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
As a follower of Christ I will say that I don't know what in the world this guy thinks. Pretty sure everypony up on stage getting "healed" is an actor.
[–]RambleLZOn 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
If I got to be the guy whacking people... I don't think I'd be an atheist.
[–]Ha_Try_Again 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Let the bodies hit the floor.
all it takes is a username and password
create account
is it really that easy? only one way to find out...
already have an account and just want to login?
login
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