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Ah, Batman.. (i.imgur.com)

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[–]pawkair 110 points111 points ago

My wife told me she wants a divorce because I relate everything to batman. What a joker

[–]denacioust 39 points40 points ago

In hindsight you probably shouldn't have killed her parents.

[–]feureau 6 points7 points ago

But then again, how would OP set off wife in a lust for vengeance and beat bad guys into pulp every night?

[–]Battletooth[!] 19 points20 points ago

I bet she's just a two-face whore. You're better off without her.

[–]NotSayingJustSaying 11 points12 points ago

cause it's beneath her? Feed her some poison. Ivy-league bitch.

[–]Machinax 8 points9 points ago

You're better off getting a cat. Woman ain't nothin' but a problem.

[–]SuperBicycleTony 14 points15 points ago

People like that can really become the bane of your life.

[–]Alexander-The-Less 21 points22 points ago

MR. FREEZE

[–]Qwimby 11 points12 points ago

Maybe you shouldn't riddle her, just be direct.

[–]dyngnosis 13 points14 points ago

She's just Robin you of what makes you happy.

[–]TheExtremistModerate 8 points9 points ago

But if he leaves her, he might end up a socially-awkward Penguin.

[–]manny_plaquiao_dds 2 points3 points ago

Alright everyone, chill.

[–]itskieran 4 points5 points ago

She's a real dock thug #3

[–]FearsomeForehand 0 points1 point ago*

If only your savings account could relate to Bruce Wayne's, she may be less eager to leave.

[–]hwagz 27 points28 points ago

THANKS FOR SIGNING UP FOR BATFACTS!

[–]underbridge 9 points10 points ago

Bat Facts: did you know bats are the only mammals that are capable of true flight.

THANKS FOR SUBSCRIBING TO BATFACTS!

[–]Qwirk -2 points-1 points ago

What about penguins?

[–]kulithian 17 points18 points ago

I'm going to try to incorporate that into my every day life.

[–]Their_Police 7 points8 points ago

I have a feeling it'll probably go something like this.

[–]Chapati_Monster 2 points3 points ago

Or this.

[–]kulithian 2 points3 points ago

End result will be that at 3:23

[–]360walkaway 12 points13 points ago

In the fourth panel, the Metal Gear Solid alert sound went off in my head.

[–]peanutbuttahcups 0 points1 point ago

For some reason, he reminds me of Snake in the 5th panel. Idk if it's the cynical look or the white eyes like in Metal Gear Awesome, but it had me rolling.

[–]Solomaxwell6 11 points12 points ago

I prefer rabbit Batman.

[–]Captain_Baby 2 points3 points ago

You know, there's an in game model for that. In the trophies. Get you a better pic that doesn't have him off to the side.

[–]Solomaxwell6 1 point2 points ago

I just did a GIS. I have the 360 version, I can't really get a screenshot.

[–]biggerx 0 points1 point ago

GIS = Google Image Search?

[–]Solomaxwell6 0 points1 point ago

Yes.

[–]biggerx 1 point2 points ago

Sorry just trying to keep up with all the acronyms so I don't have to visit Urban Dictionary every two months.

[–]Solomaxwell6 0 points1 point ago

No problem at all.

[–]Whybother553 2 points3 points ago

This reminded me of that "I LIEK CHOCOLATE MILK!" post on 4chan.

[–]ben12390 2 points3 points ago

I laughed a bit too hard at this.

[–]klsi832[!] 2 points3 points ago

Or when Nicole Kidman tells him she's interested in Bruce Wayne.

[–]DepressingBatman 1 point2 points ago

Can't help it. Its a nervous tick I developed from not having any parents.

[–]JTTTdude 2 points3 points ago

He looks just plain batty.

[–]ISHOTJAMC 1 point2 points ago

This guy thinks he's a Joker.

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[–]DevoALMIGHTY 7 points8 points ago

Read the print at the bottom.

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[–]DevoALMIGHTY 3 points4 points ago

Well damn! Try to help a guy out...

[–]BigSnacks28 -3 points-2 points ago

I'm with you...this is not funny

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 1 point2 points ago

Find out who the original artist is? Look at his profile? Ah, thank you internet, you've ruined me once again.

Seriously, I'm actually done with the internet for today. Sometimes I can roll with the punches, take it like a man, but this seemed okay. I thought there would be more funny stuff. I let my guard down.

I'm out.

[–]Battletooth[!] 3 points4 points ago

What? What did you see?

[–]allenr85 0 points1 point ago

Assuming that's a literal question, furry porn. Even weirder furry porn.

[–]jakeb89 1 point2 points ago

I'm from the weirder side of the internet, and every time I see something along these lines posted (such as the pic posted by op) I have this moment of evil glee and rush to the comments to see whose day has been ruined by looking up the artist.

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

You sick bastard, what the fuck did I end actually up looking at?

[–]Kinetic_Waffle 0 points1 point ago

It looked... so innocent.

[–]Batman_verified_user 0 points1 point ago

It's close.

[–]BetterThanOP 0 points1 point ago

he farted when the commissioner wasn't looking, batmanners

[–]TheDroopy 0 points1 point ago

Then why wasn't he making the face in the first panel?

[–]EndangeredPolarBear 0 points1 point ago

Dear god, whats wrong with his pupils?

[–]TheBigZocker 0 points1 point ago

Fact #42 ? Are there more of this or is it just a random number?

[–]zelazny 0 points1 point ago*

Tonari no Batman

[–]cr0wdrive 0 points1 point ago

Before you go googling this artist, you should know that his primary claim to fame is phenomenal furry porn.

Clarification: Some is attributed to GamiCross (His fursona), the majority is DarkNek0gami.

[–]jakeb89 0 points1 point ago

Curses! You've ruined the fun of seeing people irreparably blinded by their innocent research.

[–]Tuskuul 0 points1 point ago

MAH PARENTS ARE DEEEAD!!

[–]Shitty_Fat-tits 0 points1 point ago

Ha! Reminded me of Jez's job interview from Peep Show. Classic.

[–]Zhang5 0 points1 point ago*

The artist is Nek0gami. Here's the comic on his Furaffinity acount. I've provided a link for the sfw version of the site, but a heads up: the site isn't sfw. Especially if you remove that "sfw" at the beginning of the url I provided.

Edit: cleared up, the link is to the comic, not directly to the account.

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