Whenever I review my resume

elektronisk · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/Xym3K.jpg

hedgecore77 · 4 months

My favourite was from a batch of resumes I got for a co-op position a few months ago.

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(some other random attribute)
Pays attention to detail

... blank bullet point killed me.

Edit: found it!

Ikbentim · 4 months

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3nk · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/jMFeL.jpg

neren · 4 months

For me it's more like this :/

andy__t · 4 months

I like this.

olaf_from_norweden · 4 months

My resume looks more like Mac and Charlie's

http://youtu.be/ayCjEeiVfyc?t=2m36s

Interviewer reading over their duo resume: Ok, then we have 2005 to 2006. Education?
Charlie: All year!
Interviewer: Okay ...two years. It just says "odd jobs here and there".
Charlier: Here and there. But mostly here.
Interviewer: ...and there.

Captain_Compost · 4 months

Ainsley Harriot is my friend's uncle, coincidentally her dad is john shuttleworth

I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD · 4 months

I can't relate to this.

CardboardHeatshield · 4 months

I read 'resume' as 'username', and the picture still made sense.. I think its time to take a break from reddit.....

icon6262 · 4 months

Ainsley Harriott, is that you?

skond · 4 months

It puts the resume in the basket.

fuckingcreep · 4 months

My resume sucks because I fucking suck. God I'm such an asshole.

danceformeme · 4 months

HAHA im looking for an internship now. My resume looks cool, but once you get down to reading it actually describes in great detail how much b.s. I can produce/ how underqualified I am

TimeTravelMishap · 4 months

If they ever want to make a black joker I vote for him just because of that smile.

zemonstaaa · 4 months

IAMA Resume Writer, AMA...

Steakers · 4 months

He has a reason to be that proud.

Those things are fucking delicious, and look how cheap they are!

MondayCreep · 4 months

Whenever I read my resume, I think, "whose resume is this?"

grumpynuts · 4 months

When I review my resume

keef2000 · 4 months

Unfortunately, this is how employers see my resume.

I_I_II_III_IIIII · 4 months

Oh god. Looking at my resume is a cold reminder of how I'm a bad guy at business. I like to deny it. I just close my eyes and send it on its way.

The problem is I have a degree from a top 10-15 ranked school that everybody knows, and I've worked at a couple big names (one local, one worldwide) yet I have that lingering feeling of I don't know shit to back up some of the sheen on my resume.

Plus I graduated college very late, so I make it very difficult to determine how old I am. Most people would think about 5 years younger than I am which I think makes me look a lot better. My work history simply "doesn't go back" all the way, and I only list the school I graduated from.

suo · 4 months

What's a resume and how do I get one?

I_HATE_BUTTS · 4 months

Well you're right, it's very likeable. I can't see why anyone else wouldn't like it.

thr33to3 · 4 months

Can someone please shop some joker make-up on this dude??

divester · 4 months

I have the same reaction...about MY resume,. not yours.

ruin_ur_dinner · 4 months

Who needs words on a resume, when you can look at a picture of my face & clearly see I am well qualified

comradeyeltsen · 4 months

I'm seriously considering pasting Ainsley Harriott's face over my resume, because it's easier to look at than my work history.

psytrancedsquid · 4 months

I met him once in Australia. He is a nice guy, really friendly.

czarchastic · 4 months

Not sure if OP found the pic first and tried to think of a relevant title for it, or if he really, really wanted to let people know how he feels about his resume.

im_only_sleeping_ · 4 months

the smile....... oh, ainsley.........

Jackle13 · 4 months

Ed Vogler?

rockne · 4 months

me too, except i'm white and crying.

TheAckIsBack · 4 months

That picture...it's a black Joker...

squarer00t · 4 months

Ainsley is a national treasure :)

Always a smile on his face, always cheers everyone up around him, full of energy, I haven't seen him on TV much these days....we've been flooded with TV chefs and he's been a bit forgotten about.

h0ser · 4 months

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PpXr5UW_Tw here is the dude in action. I had no idea who he was and nobody posted a link to him so here you go.

mspinkyy · 4 months

God bless Ainsley.

DamOnalbArNunicorN · 4 months

That made me feel better after browsing /r/NSFL

skinnymatters · 4 months

Saw this post maybe five times today, but this is the first time I read 'resume' and now 'username' so now I understand.

Just FYI.

PissedOn · 4 months

Man, I think my resume is great, but it has a 0% success rate.

Resumes I've helped other people with, on the other hand, are at 100% job placement.

Matwoj · 4 months

Just replying to save

mr-dogshit · 4 months

In England we call a resumé a "Curriculum Vitae", or C.V.

thinks_its_4chan · 4 months

OP is a nigger faggot

mofontes · 4 months

Your resume probably gets thrown under the bus just like the rest of us.

ten_wooden_fingers · 4 months

I can't find the one where he's cooking his own head in the frying pan. Can anyone help?

Tandran · 4 months

How long till meme?

LetsTalkAboutJesus · 4 months

Example of his culinary talents: NSFW

just_saiyan_bro · 4 months

:megusta:

MrFABA28 · 4 months

Why is he niggerer on the photo?

keanus · 4 months

how original.

ayekeneh · 4 months

I don't know why, but I have a real hatred for Ainsley Harriott. No basis for it, I just do.

tescoemployee · 4 months

Reddit is not fucking built for reaction images.

Go back to 4chan, their image board interface is perfect for this. You don't have to click a link to see an image.

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