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[–]billmalarky 4 points5 points ago

Unfortunately that's usually because assholes submit something and then downvote all the other posts to give theirs a better chance.

[–]vandal823 2 points3 points ago

I've never done this. Does that make me GGG or just not an asshole?

[–]billmalarky 1 point2 points ago

Just not an asshole.

GGG would upvote everyone's posts!

[–]WordWonder24 4 points5 points ago

I wish every gif had this high of resolution.

[–]squink2 6 points7 points ago

The man with no name approves.

[–]zitfarmer 1 point2 points ago

you are welcome

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Might have been me, most of /r/new was just fucking AWFUL.

Except it's not actually /r/new, just /new......

[–]WoaZach 6 points7 points ago

This was in r/new when i saw it so i downvoted it.

[–]StifleStrife 3 points4 points ago

/r new isn't the only place that needs down votes. Most of the front page is complete trash.

[–]NecDW4 0 points1 point ago

which is why they have to be stopped while theyre still /new.

I downvote reposts nightly. But ONLY reposts. OC is out there for anyone to judge.

[–]Extraterresticals 2 points3 points ago

Downvoted this while it was in r/new.

[–]neilsonai 0 points1 point ago

You can thank us Kiwis for that

[–]klimkianity 0 points1 point ago

If you synchronize your head to that guys nodding, it's really trippy. Even if you're not high!

[–]daivuk 0 points1 point ago

/r/new doesnt work for me. It says it's been banned. What's on there? (I know I probably sound very idiot right now)

[–]binermoots 0 points1 point ago

I'll go ahead and sound very idiot with you.

[–]zoso4evr[S] 0 points1 point ago

Reddit search strikes again.

[–]hesh582 1 point2 points ago

Glad to hear it. Keeping up the good work with this one too, you'll be glad to hear.

[–]zoso4evr[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm glad to hear you're glad to hear. Here.

[–]justanothercommenter 4 points5 points ago

It's not enough that my post succeed ... all others must fail.

[–]Cactusgun -1 points0 points ago

it was me I think, I got downvoted, so I downvoted the fuck out of everyone hoping I downvoted the mother fucker that downvoted me

[–]RedditGestapo 2 points3 points ago

Your shower is ready, sir.

[–]adouchebag -1 points0 points ago

Thanks for my new forum signature!

[–]Anikdote -5 points-4 points ago

It's a tough job, but someone got to do it.

[–]smardalek -3 points-2 points ago

TIL we live on a globe and when the sun is down on our side it's up on the other side and there are people over there too

mind blown

[–]TishTamble 1 point2 points ago

I know it's really obvious but the fact that there is all ways a sunset and a sunrise going on somewhere in the world has always been sorta mind blowing to me.

[–]etree -2 points-1 points ago

[–]brodie21 -5 points-4 points ago

I was on /r/new last night as well. Downvoting away. Saw some pretty interesting ones as well. Unusual for /r/new