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[–]vita_man 7 points8 points ago

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I want to do this to all birds who insist on chirping at 5am

[–]trololbaus[S] 2 points3 points ago

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oh man, how i know how you feel! i wanted to make a rage comic about that but never got around to that

[–]vita_man 2 points3 points ago

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don't worry, it has already been made into a rage comic several times

[–]trololbaus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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thanks for the heads up, i would have been down voted big time for that then :D

[–]vita_man 1 point2 points ago

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yes, you would have. I'm a watchful protector...a silent guardian

[–]Teddy6789 1 point2 points ago

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A dark knight…

[–]LostSoulsAlliance 0 points1 point ago

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They bug me too, but I miss them during the winter.

[–]nolander2010 1 point2 points ago

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Everyone burns the house down because of spider. Fuck it, i'll burn a tree down to get that bird being obnoxious at 5 am

[–]trololbaus[S] 0 points1 point ago

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i wish i had a shotgun, open your window, spot the chirping asshole, payback

[–]MountainDewCrapper15 1 point2 points ago

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Hmm, for some reason, I feel as if I've seen this before... -.-

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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"Larry, I caught this HUGE worm this morning and it was so" STFU.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Woah Reddit, I asked for bold, not making the letters fucking huge!

[–]SilasYEAH 4 points5 points ago

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Re-re-re-pooooooooooooooost

[–]Un-needed_Edit 1 point2 points ago

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[–]muscle_city 0 points1 point ago

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Quite!

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 1 point2 points ago

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At risk of a possible shit storm and downvotes for this, but if I'm correct it's the male holding the female's beak shut, which to me anyway, makes it funnier.

[–]upjumped_jackanapes 2 points3 points ago

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Funny story. Someone posted this on Facebook months ago with a caption that read "When a women[sic] has had enough!" I pointed out that it was indeed the male sparrow who was shutting up the female.

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 0 points1 point ago

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[–]trololbaus[S] 1 point2 points ago

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oh god, i can think of so many sexist jokes right now...

[–]BanditoRojo 0 points1 point ago

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Heads of State that ride and ramble, who look at your face from more than one angle ...

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

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This picture needs more arms...

[–]YOitzODELLE 0 points1 point ago

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I want to do this to all the people that duckface.

[–]AgentTypo 0 points1 point ago

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My dad had this as a screen saver for a few years. Then it was a bird riding on a flying bird. Then. It was ANOTHER bird on a bird photo. He does love his wacky bird photos.

[–]aresius 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Ghostalker474 0 points1 point ago

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I've seen it a million times [it seems], but I'm making this my background at work now. It seems to sum up the current atmosphere.

[–]reallypeopleSTFU 0 points1 point ago

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My Name is relevant :/