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OP having fun as a child (i.imgur.com)

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[–]paperballs 239 points240 points ago

and to this day he hasnt changed

[–]Anus_of_Anusholes 188 points189 points ago

He takes 9 of them at once, so OP gets to gag.

[–]ProSoviet 8 points9 points ago

I would like to grant you furniture made of rich mahogany.

[–]shpanky 4 points5 points ago

Rich Mahogany

[–]thePROJECTION/vg/ 22 points23 points ago

Don't worry though, it's just for fun.

[–][deleted] 49 points50 points ago

hahahaha

[–]Deathwave88 21 points22 points ago*

FIND THE SWASTIKA! (Level 2) 田門★☆田✞田卐♫★門

[–]omgpeachsnapple 7 points8 points ago

OH YOU

[–]SecretGardENT 52 points53 points ago

Join the fun!

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 48 points49 points ago

Funny how OP always talks about himself in third person.

[–]likeALLthekittehs 89 points90 points ago

What's worse is that this is from Barney.

[–]SiON42X 39 points40 points ago

What's sad is that I remember this episode.

[–]Spinnymatt 71 points72 points ago

Who could forget the episode where they sing about sucking dick?

[–]ImJustJokingCalmDown 17 points18 points ago

Children give the best bj's.

[–]The_Cameraman 19 points20 points ago

I know.

[–]Spinnymatt 4 points5 points ago

or worse depending on how wide their jaw can open.

[–]BWCsemaJ 3 points4 points ago

It's surprising how much they can fit in their mouth.

[–]apple_2 2 points3 points ago

Brushing teeth is a serious buisness..

[–]drogie 11 points12 points ago

Also unforgettable: "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?"

[–]maybethatthing 4 points5 points ago

Goddammit, stop remembering the only episodes I remember.

[–]cyborgdonkey3000 8 points9 points ago

Only if you stop pretending you don't remember every single episode.

[–]g_a_b_e_2_0_1_1 3 points4 points ago

It's sad that I remember this too. Fuckin Barney.

[–]meteltron2000 2 points3 points ago

. . . and he never lets the water run

[–]skakruk 7 points8 points ago

Holy shit... I'm traumatized for life.

[–]psych0fish 2 points3 points ago

I KNEW that shit looked familiar....i mean wtf is that...I've never seen it.

[–]whiterockbiker 2 points3 points ago

My SO works with the Red Hair kid from Barney and he go's bat shit crazy when people hum the Barney song.

[–]TimmaDee 0 points1 point ago

Listen to this while watching.

[–]shuritsen 0 points1 point ago

CLASSIC SWARLEY, AMIRIGHT GUYS? XDDD

[–]khaosking 54 points55 points ago

It's great when OP shows us home videos. Or home gifs.

[–]Fiercekiller 2 points3 points ago

OP starred on Barney.

[–]Chrossler 16 points17 points ago

That's how his step father taught him to brush his teeth

[–]emocol 17 points18 points ago

Daddy has some special toothpaste for you.

[–]Resilience 2 points3 points ago

Crest?

[–]garbaxo 2 points3 points ago

watermelon flavour

[–]Stealyphil1905 1 point2 points ago

nigger flavour

[–]trampus1 5 points6 points ago

Maybe he has severe Addison’s disease and really wants the pretend salt shaker gag to work.

[–]emocol 15 points16 points ago

Maybe not. Maybe he's a faggot, like yourself.

[–]trampus1 0 points1 point ago

I'm not a faggot, I've never posted anything original.

[–]AddictiveSoup 5 points6 points ago

  1. Find video on front page.

  2. Wait two weeks and make it a gif.

  3. ????

  4. Profit.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

If this was Chloe, it'd be in every /b/tard's fap folder.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]machinadrive02 1 point2 points ago

Had the technique down more than your common whore.

[–]Unpopular0pinionGuy 1 point2 points ago

He must be catholic.

[–]Acuate 1 point2 points ago

OP is such a faggot.

[–]skuppy 1 point2 points ago

Thanks OP,

I was waiting for someone to turn this into a GIF

[–]MrOhraesisstrakur 1 point2 points ago

8/10 would have fun again

[–]GMLW/vp/ 2 points3 points ago

But while I'm brushing my teeth and having so much fun, I never let the water run~

[–]sandgoose 3 points4 points ago

OP doesn't always drink water, but when he does?

[–]KaynethFastWheels 47 points48 points ago

would have been funnier if you didn't talk in meme. cancer ass hole

[–]robothead 5 points6 points ago

Not even funny to begin with

[–]POULTRY_PLACENTA 0 points1 point ago

Oh no, not anus cancer! That's the worst kind!

[–]Bourbeau 0 points1 point ago

Context, please. Op, get context.

[–]SicilianEggplant 7 points8 points ago

It's young Michael on the old school Barney show singing a song about brushing his teeth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_e6a3omGJmc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

"Oh I'm brushing my teeth and having so much fun. And I never leave the water on!"

Not my video, but I made a recording of it too to show my wife. And fuck yeah I remember the words.

I was watching it with my daughter and almost died laughing and probably am not fit to be a father because of it (I like the old school Barney and not to modernized ones they had recently, but they only show at like 6am). Goddamn right I watch Barney with my kid.

[–]Bourbeau 4 points5 points ago

Barney. fucking Makes perfect sense.

[–]emocol 5 points6 points ago

Why the fuck did you not capitalize "fucking", but capitalized the m in making? You make no fucking sense.

[–]hankmcfee 3 points4 points ago

THEORY: he typed Makes perfect sense first then went back to write fucking because this is fucking 4chan fucking 4chan fucker

[–]Bourbeau 2 points3 points ago

You are a Fucking genius.

[–]whatarepuppy 0 points1 point ago

I remember that kid. What's he doing now?

[–]isetmyfriendsonfire 5 points6 points ago

Overdosed

[–]emocol 1 point2 points ago

The same thing as in the gif but replace air with dicks.

[–]hankmcfee 1 point2 points ago

Well crafted

[–]the_scooper 0 points1 point ago

http://barney.wikia.com/wiki/Brian_Eppes

[–]Legitimidget 6 points7 points ago

Why is there a Barney wiki

[–]lampiaio 4 points5 points ago

because internet

[–]marialux 1 point2 points ago

watch it, rule 34

[–]SicilianEggplant 0 points1 point ago

I saw a reuinion show that brought back him and Luci (I think that was the main Mexican girl's name) when they were teenagers. He was still awkward and gangly, which means he'll probably be more successful than me... Or already is.

I always felt bad for that one kid later on who had the cochlear implant....

"Hey Stephen, what's that song you like?"

"Klafuungda"

"Yeah! Mine too!"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

well that took a turn for the worst.

[–]dafanman88 0 points1 point ago

Cuts out best part from video where he reaches out and grabs the balls

[–]neurot 0 points1 point ago

this gif delivers

[–]WestsideStorybro 0 points1 point ago

Practice makes perfect.

[–]quedfoot 0 points1 point ago

This gif., with this playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATcOm-NTr_0

major lul

[–]ssalka 0 points1 point ago

NOOO, I NEVER LET THE WATER RUN

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol, I made that gif.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

OP was not afraid of the dark, just unflattering light.

[–]TheLaGuardoLoser 0 points1 point ago

Fuck Barney and his subliminal content lmao

[–]redditspice 0 points1 point ago

he's brushing his teeth?

[–]kiwisdontbounce 0 points1 point ago

Joke's on you, OP!

[–]4chanpartyvannnn 0 points1 point ago

faggots gonna fag

[–]Lakai_Sgrd 0 points1 point ago

But, you are OP.

[–]freefire6 0 points1 point ago

Still wont deliver.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago*

holy fuck this ozzymustaine guy again. go back to the shitty f7u12, nigger. your posts are bad and you should castrate yourself

edit: omg he's harassing me through PM. cyberpolice coming soon son

[–]ozzymustaine/b/[S] -2 points-1 points ago

Pathetic

[–]WhyYouMadThough 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]hankmcfee 0 points1 point ago

you sick bastard

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

u ar the master of mems

[–]makinganotheraccount 0 points1 point ago

I just realized the /r/4chan css hides the links to your userpage and inbox. Well played, mods. Well played...

[–]veron101 -2 points-1 points ago

there are ways to surpass that 'makinganotheraccount'.

[–]makinganotheraccount 2 points3 points ago

Disable custom CSS?

[–]veron101 0 points1 point ago

...yes

[–]Moobie 0 points1 point ago

This is hilarious because OP is a faggot!

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]tittythegunshow -5 points-4 points ago

This insensitive and hateful comment made me guffaw, which is a word I cannot say.

[–]AaaaawYeeeeea 1 point2 points ago

your mom made me guffaw

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Aww, I just love when people post pics of their own childhood to reddit! It's really heart-warming!

[–]Studystand -1 points0 points ago

Couldn't help myself

[–]josiewhales -1 points0 points ago

Who the he'll is OP?

[–]shifty1776 -3 points-2 points ago

It's Bad Luck Brian

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