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[–]RobairRobair 5 points6 points ago

You feel black?

[–]maritimer91 1 point2 points ago

That's how I feel in church

[–]artuno 1 point2 points ago

60 atheists for every christian there is. Good luck.

[–]TheYuppieWord[S] 0 points1 point ago

I have signed my death sentence on Reddit. Oh well.

[–]artuno 4 points5 points ago

If you feel like challenging your faith sometime, check out r/atheism. If you want to find the christians, go to r/christianity. Seriously though... atheism is cooler... we have lazers and space and shit.

[–]TheYuppieWord[S] 0 points1 point ago

I hang out in r/gaming and r/funny. There's way too much circle jerking going on in atheism and christianity that i don't really want to be a part of. But thank you for the offer!

[–]CasualLoop 1 point2 points ago

I share the sentiment! The feeling of isolation is....overbearing, at times. Ah well! <3 Reddit!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i'm an ignotheist. i often times feel the same way.

[–]Zwergie 0 points1 point ago

OR MERG ERRRRRD U R CRISTHEN U R SO STOOPID OLOLOLOL.

No, just kidding, we're cool. But you've probably already met someone like that, haven't you?

[–]TheYuppieWord[S] 0 points1 point ago

*see other comments Haha honestly, I don't understand half of the things my "fellow" Christians do either. So I'm in the middle.

[–]sheldon91 0 points1 point ago

That's how I feel when I'm surrounded by Christians..

[–]SimilarImage -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Doesntlikeanything -4 points-3 points ago

No you're right. God wants to have a personal relationship with you and he has a special purpose for you. You are special. What he doesn't want is for you to think about all the poor, the homeless, diseased, or any other unfortunate people of the world and how he likes you more than them. :) love thy neighbor.

[–]TheYuppieWord[S] 7 points8 points ago

I'm going to have to contest your thoughts on that one. In the Bible, God sent his son Jesus. And you know what he did? He hung out with the homeless, diseased and all of the unfortunate people. And that's how he wants us to act. Not all Christians do this, but this is what we're supposed to do. I'm not going to get all preachy on you because this is Reddit, but know your facts before you start saying stuff like that.

[–]killer_smile 1 point2 points ago

What bugged me when I was a christian is that he rose from the grave, thus nullifying the deal

[–]TheYuppieWord[S] 0 points1 point ago

I'm curious, would you care to elaborate on that on a bit more?

[–]Doesntlikeanything 1 point2 points ago

Ps...I'm sure youre assuming i'm an arrogant and aggressive atheist. I've been to more church in my life than many Christians I know so I'm not speaking from a place of hatred or ignorance. I'm just provoking you to delve deeper within your religion and your internal dialogue for your own personal growth. It's all in good fun, and know that I'm a person who supports everyone in their path to conformability and happiness. The majority of my family are devout Christians and I love them very much and support their right to believe whatever helps them sleep at night and lead a good life. And same goes for you, whomever you are. Live life the way that makes you happiest :) If there is a God, may he bless you and your family. Directed by M. Night Shamalan

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[–]daguy11 5 points6 points ago

The point of being a Christian is to strive to be more like Jesus.

[–]TheYuppieWord[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thus the origin of the term "Christian."

[–]cconrad0825 -2 points-1 points ago

How I feel as an athiest around christians