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The solution to all your problems (imgur.com)

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[–]toketsu 113 points114 points ago

My problem is that I now need oreos and milk.

[–]schwenks 34 points35 points ago

Do you have forks? Alas I do not. However I have many oreos and much milk, come over some time and let us create a beautiful friendship built upon a shared fondness for snacks.

[–]fartuckyfartbandit 10 points11 points ago

Hey crimestoppers, I found the Forkless raper.

[–]veracitymilk 5 points6 points ago

Hey crimestoppers, I found the Fartucky Fart Bandit.

[–]yagmot 6 points7 points ago

Chopsticks work too

[–]redhawkxx 2 points3 points ago

I still have 98 other problems

[–]hunall 4 points5 points ago

Do your self a favor, and go the whole nine yards.

at the store is a tiny box of cereal its like 5 bucks don't worry about the cost it will be worth it. Stuff is called cracklin oat bran.

Now you get a bowl and put about 5 Oeros at the bottom of said bowl and fill the rest up with the oat bran put your milk of choice on top, I'm a whole milk guy but some people can't handle lactose and some people think they are fat doesn't matter the magic is in the combo of the cereal and the Oreos.

Stuff is like a milk shake for breakfast and its awesome.

[–]Cpt3020 5 points6 points ago

I find myself eating cereal more for dessert than breakfast these days

[–]WatsUpwithThat 0 points1 point ago

Duuuude, score!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Last time I craved some oreos I bought 4 boxes at the supermarket that I ate in under a week. Gained 5-10 lbs (which I eventually lost, thankfully) and probably a free diabetes pass for later on.

Good thing I managed to stay far from drugs I guess.

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    [–]stlrams81 25 points26 points ago

    Why is this funny?

    [–]ImJustJokingCalmDown 8 points9 points ago

    I was wondering the same thing, this doesn't seem like a solution if your problem is being behind on your mortgage, or being buried in debt, and it most certainly doesn't seem like a solution if your problem is that you have diabetes. This is a terrible solution to a myriad of problems.

    [–][deleted] ago

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    [–]lenaro 3 points4 points ago

    Thread title: "The solution to all your problems." I mean, it was right there at the top of your window.

    [–]Big_Baby_Jesus 5 points6 points ago

    It's already been posted in every relevant subreddit. It's getting karma here, and then on to /r/spacedicks.

    [–]Feltron 126 points127 points ago

    Single stuff? What the fuck is wrong with you?

    [–]seamouse 76 points77 points ago

    Am I one of the only people who prefers single stuff? I think it has the perfect balance of textures/flavors.

    And not only that, but does everyone dip their cookies in milk? I eat a cookie and take a big drink of milk, but I never understood dipping them in it. It's like any other food. I don't dip my pizza in my soda, but I always have them together because I think they compliment well. I don't dip my cake in my milk, either, but I better have some to wash down any and all chocolatey desserts.

    [–]rmehranfar 38 points39 points ago

    I, like you, much prefer the single stuff Oreo. I find the ratio of cookie to cream to be perfect. Where I differ from you is when it comes to the dipping, oh I dip, and I have a finely tuned strategy for dipping my Oreos in milk.

    I start with a full glass of cold milk, I then take the Oreo and put it vertically into the milk until it is submerged, after which I promptly let it go while using two fingers to keep it from turning to its side. While it floats there staying buoyant I watch it as it sinks, becoming milk-logged. When the cookie finally drops below the surface of the milk, I wait for just a few seconds more, then when I feel it is ready, when it has absorbed the perfect amount of milk, I pull it out and insert the whole cookie into my mouth. The texture is perfect, not soggy in any way, able to hold its shape, its structural integrity. There is a slight crunchiness left, it's an almost indescribably perfect texture, and it's oh so satisfying, by the time I swallow the last of it I realize that I have my eyes closed and my head tilted back in ecstasy, I feel a little silly. I then reach for another.

    [–]Evil_Bonsai 4 points5 points ago

    Dude, it's fucking 3 in the morning here and NOW I want Oreo fucking cookies. Thanks. Thanks a lot. :grumblegrumblegrumble:

    [–]stop_being-a-dick 3 points4 points ago

    double stuf are more of a treat where as the singles are my usual nutritional choice.

    [–]ttake 1 point2 points ago

    beautifully written. Made me feel like I'm you as a young child experiencing the glory that is oreo dipped in milk. That first bite.

    feelsgoodman

    [–]xerim 2 points3 points ago

    And another..

    [–]LSYouTiger 0 points1 point ago

    But the ratio of cookie to cream is not balanced in single stuffed. You have 2 slivers of cookie for every 1 sliver of cream. A double stuffed offers 2 slivers of cream for 2 slivers of cookie. Bringing the ratio to a perfect 1:1

    [–]psamg 0 points1 point ago

    Easiest way I've found to attain the best milk-cookie ratio is to fully submerge the Oreo vertically. Once the little air bubbles stop, you have the perfect amount of milk. Try it.

    [–]a_peanut 0 points1 point ago

    I just came in my mouth

    [–]nohpex 0 points1 point ago

    I do this as well, but with a spoon. Also, try it with two Oreos, taking them out and eating them at the same time. It's glorious.

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      [–]3lementaru 12 points13 points ago

      Ugh, double-stuff always gives me the sugar shivers.

      Actually, looking back on it, I think I might be diabetic.

      [–]cody_au 0 points1 point ago

      I agree. I "found" Oreo cookies a few years ago after watching Rounders (and quickly had to stop them after being unable to control myself from eating so many that my poo was turning black).

      I experimented with cookie dipping in milk and... yeah it's not just the same. But drinking and eating side by side? Love(d) it!

      [–]sfriniks 1 point2 points ago

      I prefer single stuff too. But I do dunk. It soaks the cookie through and lets it just fall apart in your mouth. Wonderful. And now I want some Oreos.

      [–]totallywontstabyou 1 point2 points ago

      Everyone dips them in milk. The point, at least to me, is to saturate it, which cuts some of the sweet, and changes the texture. Think of it like soup, you'd prefer to have everything in the broth instead of eating all the ingredients separately, than drinking the broth. The transformation that an Oreo undergoes when dunked in milk for about 10 seconds is nothing short of magical.

      [–]Kuekuatsheu 0 points1 point ago

      I agree that milk works magic on Oreos, but I still prefer the single stuff Oreos saturated in milk. The best is drinking your milk down to a half inch or so from the bottom of the cup and then just dropping your last Oreo in.

      [–]Evil_Bonsai 1 point2 points ago

      I like the part where you're done with all the cookies, drink the milk, but that last little bit of milk has all those yummy, delicious reminders of the cookies you just ate. Hmmm....maybe I'll write a poem about that. I"m going to have to do some research on this.

      [–]totallywontstabyou 1 point2 points ago

      I agree with the single stuff, definitely the best frosting-to-cookie ratio.

      [–]Canadave 0 points1 point ago

      Not everyone, I don't. I like the crunch of them much better when they haven't been dipped in milk.

      [–]TheDude- 0 points1 point ago

      The only time I prefer single is on a cheeseburger at McDonald's. It probably has something to do with me eating far too many doubles when I worked there.

      [–]geosensation 0 points1 point ago

      So you are saying you worked at a fast food restaurant and continue to eat there after seeing it from the inside? I always thought people were too grossed out to eat where they have worked because they know all the dirty secrets.

      [–]TheDude- 0 points1 point ago

      I suppose it's like any other fast food joint. I'm just sayin for some reason I can eat a cheeseburger and enjoy it, but add another patty and slice of cheese I can't do it. Maybe it's just pyschological.

      [–]GeekBrownBear 0 points1 point ago

      that being said, I usually have a gingerale or sprite with my pizza, and I enjoy dunking the crust in it :)

      [–]yakushi12345 0 points1 point ago

      I dip them in Pepsi

      [–]detacht69 0 points1 point ago

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/01/14 Carrot cake soup

      [–]Piratiko 0 points1 point ago

      I think it has the perfect balance of textures/flavors.

      You are wrong.

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        [–]hdadeathly 3 points4 points ago

        You'll need a mighty fork to support the triple double ones. The ones real men eat.

        [–]Condawg 7 points8 points ago

        Triple double?

        Dear god.

        [–]Johnny_deadeyes 3 points4 points ago

        The ones real men with type-2 diabeetus and premature cardiovascular disease eat.

        [–]xerim 0 points1 point ago

        triple double is that even real?

        [–]sydneytpm 0 points1 point ago

        This cookie is a beast. My usual serving of 6 Oreos is cut to about 2 or 3 when I eat these bad boys.

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          [–]Ipollute 39 points40 points ago

          All hail the almighty fork. Good for eating, jabbing, devils, and now oreos. Wish I had some oreos now

          [–]docious 12 points13 points ago

          Is there something wrong with fingers?

          [–]donpapillon 52 points53 points ago

          I'm not stabbing my fingers and dipping them in milk, dude.

          They go better with ketchup.

          [–]stop_being-a-dick 0 points1 point ago

          the milk makes my fingers cold.

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            [–]marqck 1 point2 points ago

            For munishing Oreos, the fork is not mightier than this.

            [–]Johnny_deadeyes 1 point2 points ago

            The fact that this is a thing, signals the end of western civilization. When we need a special tool to eat a particular kind of cookie, we're looking at Roman Empire type decadence. The end is nigh.

            [–]ludod 0 points1 point ago

            How does that hold onto an oreo? Wouldn't it just fall out of the cradle?

            [–]Feb29umadbro 1 point2 points ago

            well. fuck, i just chipped my tooth on that fork.

            [–]Ipollute 0 points1 point ago

            you sir lost all privileges to fork

            [–]SimilarImage 55 points56 points ago

            Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
            11 months Rockstallion While we're on the subject of Oreos, I found this genius feat of engineering AKA "Why didn't I think of that?" /r/pics 17 40
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            [–]CUNTALOO_VAN_FUCK 6 points7 points ago

            At first I upvoted this because it is awesome. But no more.

            I'm glad this account exists.

            [–]neededa2ndname 3 points4 points ago

            Thanks for standing by your convictions. But mostly, thanks for sharing that gif. It's the first time I've seen it, and I say that without a trace of sarcasm or dishonesty.

            [–]THE_BANANA_PALADIN 2 points3 points ago

            You'd downvote it because it's a repost? I'm actually glad it was posted again, not everyone's on reddit 24/7.

            [–]stlunatic15 5 points6 points ago

            If I see a something that has been posted once or twice before, then I don't upvote, nor downvote it - there are people who haven't seen it that deserve to. However, if I see something that has been posted serveral times, then i'll downvote it. But personally, i've been seeing this image across the internet, including reddit, for years; so you do the math.

            I guess that's just my theory on reposts.

            [–]Tuner89 0 points1 point ago

            I am upvoting you for how epic that gif was. I however disagree with your reasons for downvoting this. It hasn't been posted in about a YEAR. According to your account(which I'm assuming isn't your main but still) you haven't even been on reddit for a year, so this is new to you too.

            [–]beebhead 0 points1 point ago

            I'm of the opinion that if I haven't seen it, and I like it, I upvote it. If others have seen it, and downvote the repost, then that's cool too-- if it's getting more up than down then it's likely an indication that it's new to many people and it's worth the recognition despite being a repost. At a certain point, when it's been reported too much, it'll just get buried before ever taking off. Basically what I'm saying is that I don't think you need to retract your upvote just because an awesome bot showed you all the times it was reposted... Just my $0.02. And for the record I've seen this one a couple times before but I'm abstaining from the voting process.

            [–]Big_Baby_Jesus 0 points1 point ago

            There was also a hugely popular thread within the past few days showing the same thing with Golden Oreos. I love regular Oreos, but I think Golden Oreos may be better.

            [–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

            Shampoo Hydrox is better. Though, I'm just a robot programmed to be trendy.

            [–]Megatron_McLargeHuge 0 points1 point ago

            A year!?? We've had this technology for a year?

            [–]skiwf42 23 points24 points ago

            As a self proclaimed oreo aficionado I have to say this method does not work. Simply put, once adequately milk-logged, the fork acts a wedge and splits the cookie.

            [–]squarewulf 2 points3 points ago

            It works if you freeze your ores like I do. Try it, just store them in the freezer.

            [–]kaede1s 1 point2 points ago*

            Frozen Oreos? You filthy plebeian, are you out of your mind?! OREO PURISTS 2012 ANARCHY DOUBLE STUFED LIVE FREE OR DIE /r/SEVENTHWORLDPROBLEMS

            edited for INSULT

            [–]TwoBlueUnicorns 6 points7 points ago

            you hold it in too long then, I have never had a problem.

            wait until bubbles stop rising then take out.

            [–]RattsWoman 1 point2 points ago

            Mmmmmyeeeesssss... hold them under till all their air has escaped their pores.

            Anyone else feel like they're drowning their cookies and think "Huh, this must be kind of what it's like to drown a person... DROWN COOKIE, DROWN" and then chuckle evilly to themselves?

            [–]djloreddit 2 points3 points ago

            you should try drowning a person, then twisting them open and licking the insides.

            [–]hellomynameistimothy 0 points1 point ago

            Get a thinner fork. The first time I saw this post and tried it the Oreo would split, but then I got a fork that wasn't so bulky and took a bit more care to make sure it was directly in the cream and have had positive results since.

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              [–]elegantlydisheveled 4 points5 points ago

              thats how i solve my college loans problem?

              [–]MasterOfTurtles 0 points1 point ago

              Maybe you didn't look at it right?

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                [–]Ziggerton 1 point2 points ago

                Just say, "Fork It."

                [–]dpthree 1 point2 points ago

                MOTHER OF GOD...

                [–]Anjelica486 1 point2 points ago

                Is this really a big deal for you? I figured this out when I was like nine.

                [–]yoshi314 1 point2 points ago

                accidentally biting the fork is not funny.

                [–]dnoate 1 point2 points ago

                Cheez Doodles, Oreo's. Apparently, forks are the solution to every problem we have in this age's society.

                [–]msbubbles 4 points5 points ago

                relevant: http://imgur.com/Bl08L

                [–]GoodWithoutAGod 1 point2 points ago

                Came to post this, upvoted so maybe it gets a bit more love.

                [–]tehrealDOA 4 points5 points ago

                If I saw someone eating an oreo like that I would slap it out of his/her hand and tell them to think long and hard about what they was doing.

                [–]Forever_Awkward 0 points1 point ago

                You're a bad person.

                [–]NOvelociti91 1 point2 points ago

                Let me know when you guys figure out how to get pringles out of the can.

                [–]H0SSM4N 3 points4 points ago

                Place peanut butter on a stretchy straw. Not the straight ones you fucking newb, the ones that crinkle and mystify you when you stretch them out. stick it down in. You WILL attach a chip to it. Pull it out, take the chip off without the use of your fingers and enjoy the god damned combo of chip and peanut butter. Add more peanut butter and repeat. When you can't reach any more chips, turn the can over and open your god damn mouth. And if you don't like peanut butter, you're a tool bag and we like gingers more than you people. (If you're allergic, that's different. Get back in your bubble and stop trying to eat Pringles like us normal people you fucking weirdo.)

                [–]junosunderland 0 points1 point ago

                What if I'm a ginger who hates peanut butter?

                [–]H0SSM4N 1 point2 points ago

                lol, well... I've done mountains of research, all empirical studies mind you (I have photographs of the fictitious papers if you need them for reference) and you don't actually exist. I've double checked all of my findings and I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, you're not real. If this is a shock to you, please know that there are no support groups for you if you need someone to talk to.

                [–]junosunderland 1 point2 points ago

                Well hell. I guess it's time for the adventurous life of being some losers fictitious girlfriend then.

                [–]H0SSM4N 0 points1 point ago

                Don't be fictitious. Be yourself, a ghost. Much cooler.

                [–]ajsmithjr 1 point2 points ago

                http://i.imgur.com/rrsKS.png

                [–]the_dan_man 0 points1 point ago

                ... Until you chip a tooth on the fork.

                [–]ohcadaver 0 points1 point ago

                you're my hero.

                [–]whodoneit888 0 points1 point ago

                Mr. Pitt?

                [–]mjolle 0 points1 point ago

                I'm lactose intolerant.

                [–]sydneytpm 0 points1 point ago

                I use a spoon. I consider oreo eating a special skill of mine.

                [–]Evilsmako 0 points1 point ago

                First World Solution.

                There needs to be an award ceremony for people like you sir. I tip my hat.

                [–]demosthenocke 0 points1 point ago*

                In 2012 A.D., on the 18th day of the 4th month, a solemn, noble light began to glow in a small corner of the internets. Its incandescence soon gained lambency, amplified by a cadre of illuminated minds...

                Blinded by this brilliance, modern man then evolved into a Utopian society and embraced all members of the human race as equals.

                All hail the great and powerful Forkoreo and His prophet PeL520.

                EDIT: A hush fell dimly from on-high when the seemingly novel discovery was ousted as a..."repost". Babes wailed incessantly as clouds gathered over the revelers, now too enamored with their precious Forkoreos to notice to encroaching doom. Soon, it seemed, that a flurry of downvotes would seal their fate for all eternity...

                But one bold son of Reddit arose, his chest hair still fresh with the sheen of ignorance. He spoke proudly for his clan "I haven't seen this yet! You know, not everyone has seen everything on the internet!"

                Everyone over 27 lamented the boy's logic, but they were resolute in their dismissal of his seemingly meaningless plea. They were certain that the coming noobs would bring only death to the webs they had lovingly built and tended for over 9000 years...

                [–]kurnburn 0 points1 point ago

                that was my problem in 1994.

                [–]SirBloodthirsty 0 points1 point ago

                Funny, this is how I've always eaten my oreos... People always said I was weird, but I didn't have wet fingers when I was done and always had the perfect "milk saturation" on my cookies.

                [–]FistCake 0 points1 point ago

                Can this be?

                [–]divzd 0 points1 point ago

                This may just be my own stupidity, but has anyone ever bitten down on a fork a bit too hard and the metal reverberations went through your teeth. As awesome as this seems, I would very likely do that to myself out of excitement for my perfectly soaked oreo

                [–]Girafterbirth 0 points1 point ago

                I love you op. Please let me bear your children

                [–]WhyN0tZ0idberg 0 points1 point ago

                So I really want oreos now...and their best friend milk.

                [–]CaptainMogran 0 points1 point ago

                the problem is that I now have diabetes

                [–]Caplax 0 points1 point ago

                Give this man a Nobel Prize

                [–]BluRayDisc 0 points1 point ago

                But what if... but if I.... but then wont... fuck, you win.

                [–]Aende 0 points1 point ago

                I always just use two spoons, like spoon chopsticks. It is very effective.

                [–]Fredster1R 0 points1 point ago

                Genius!!!

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                THIS. CHANGES. EVERYTHING.

                [–]Mixed-Signals 0 points1 point ago

                Holy shit. This changes EVERYTHING.

                [–]Caveman788 0 points1 point ago

                My reaction to realizing this is awesome, and I should have figured it out myself...

                [–]WatsUpwithThat 0 points1 point ago

                White beer?

                [–]Gentlesirr 0 points1 point ago

                YOU ARE A FUCKING GENIUS

                [–]parrotsnest 0 points1 point ago

                Am I the only one who uses a spoon? I LIKE the milk that the spoon brings with it out of the cup.. whatsup w- everyone being a milk nazi?

                [–]tsilb 0 points1 point ago

                That is the solution to exactly one of my problems.

                [–]risingdead15 0 points1 point ago

                You Sir are GAAWWWDD!!

                [–]refinedbyfire 0 points1 point ago

                Ugh, you've never bit into a fork before? It makes me cringe just thinking about it.

                [–]leeleekarch 0 points1 point ago

                There was an entire group in college devoted to this practice. The Flub of Cork. (Club of Fork) Seriously. The weirdest kids ever.

                [–]djloreddit 0 points1 point ago

                oh fuck i ate my fork

                [–]maggotchrist 0 points1 point ago

                Well, except obesity.

                [–]JoakoLC 0 points1 point ago

                Am I the only one who throws like 6 Oreos into the milk, wait 3 minutes and then eat them with a spoon?

                [–]MeatyTurtle 0 points1 point ago

                If you have a problem dipping Oreos in milk without a fork, guess what? That's not your biggest problem.

                [–]conglock 0 points1 point ago

                To the top with you.

                [–]igotl2k 0 points1 point ago

                you mean 1st world problems

                [–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

                If you leave the Oreo soaking in the milk as long as you should (to achieve total soakage), you're gonna have some breakaway with that method.

                I've found the tastiest method to be dropping the Oreo in the milk, allowing it to soak right until it sinks, then scooping it out with a fork/spoon.

                [–]therohan 0 points1 point ago

                Angelic music just started playing in my head.

                [–]kidred2001 0 points1 point ago

                This...changes everything

                [–]sierra102 0 points1 point ago

                well great now i have a fork to clean

                [–]Pterodactyl_sir 0 points1 point ago

                First world problems.

                [–]ExLegeLibertas 0 points1 point ago

                THIS IS GENIUS

                [–]Richeh 0 points1 point ago

                WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?

                [–]hippsta 0 points1 point ago

                I had a teacher in high school that spent the last day of class teaching us the proper way to eat an Oreo. It's an art. Needless to say, he was an awesome teacher.

                [–]MoreCowbellPlease 0 points1 point ago

                Finally, the only way to eat Oreos.

                [–]Gihzhing 0 points1 point ago

                Jesus fucking christ I've seen that picture a thousand times

                [–]chippie-o 0 points1 point ago

                Are... are you Jesus?

                [–]volitans 0 points1 point ago

                This should go on lifehacks

                [–]UndeadBuggalo 0 points1 point ago

                I've been doing this shit since the god damn middle ages! WHERE'S MY KARMA!

                [–]dan2737 0 points1 point ago

                The solution is actually staying away from shit food.

                [–]cannotlogon 0 points1 point ago

                You mean to say my choice of beer as a problem-solver is wrong?!?!!?

                [–]whoadizzle 0 points1 point ago

                I tried it, it doesn't work very well because the cream isn't creamy enough, it is dry and breaks the cookie in half.

                [–]temptingtime 0 points1 point ago

                PeL520 4 prez

                [–]LSYouTiger 0 points1 point ago

                Does this work with double stuff?

                [–]ATTENTION_Reddit 0 points1 point ago

                This takes the whole sport out of it...

                [–]desquibnt 0 points1 point ago

                Reposts don't solve any problems

                [–]smilingbuddha71 0 points1 point ago

                chew the cookie first, then drink the milk, then swallow.

                [–]crewdat 0 points1 point ago

                What is this black magic

                [–]LaterGatorPlayer 0 points1 point ago

                The fat ME of my youth is now feeling anger over just now discovering this method of oreo & milk consumption.

                [–]Calico_Dick_Fringe 0 points1 point ago

                Nah - I just grab a spoon, dump them in a cereal bowl and pour in the milk.

                [–]cjf5555 0 points1 point ago

                Drop a bunch in there, crush them up with a spoon, and eat them. :D

                [–]aprofessional 0 points1 point ago

                send it to r/lifeprotips

                [–]killjoy87 0 points1 point ago

                I've hidden Oreos as i gave up chocolate for lent. After seeing this post i realize I have oreos somewhere in the house. WINNING!

                [–]somesortof 0 points1 point ago

                Holy revelation! I'll never look at oreo eating the same way again... You've opened my eyes

                [–]westernsociety 0 points1 point ago

                So THIS is the final solution....Hitler was confused

                [–]mistidoi 0 points1 point ago

                I have bigger problems than that.

                [–]ragault 0 points1 point ago

                Yes, this is...hilarious

                [–]MileHighBarfly 0 points1 point ago

                Just baffled this stuff gets 1000+ upvotes, when its probably the 20th time we've seen this , even as different photos. And what part of it did you guys think was "funny"?

                [–]RoboPimp 0 points1 point ago

                Like a sir

                [–]mynicehat 0 points1 point ago

                /r/LifeProTips

                [–]fuzzusmaximus 0 points1 point ago

                Down voting this. Sorry, but if you need a fork to dunk your cookie in milk then there is little hope for you.

                [–]stolarz88 0 points1 point ago

                I usually use a spoon and dip it all in. Never fails

                [–]gnomopacifico 0 points1 point ago

                I've got 99 problems, but this certainly isn't one.

                [–]UncleJims 0 points1 point ago

                I like to use a spoon and eat then whole. Damn that's a good snack.

                [–]Pilot824[!] 0 points1 point ago

                Classy... eating Oreo's with a fork...

                [–]Kriicz 0 points1 point ago

                I use a spoon since I was a kid

                [–]mkhpsyco 0 points1 point ago

                Been doing this since i first saw it on /r/trees a while back. Everyone says I'm weird. Whatever, it's much better this way

                [–]Vindictive29 0 points1 point ago

                A better solution(NSFW)

                [–]TheGrimFandango 0 points1 point ago

                Really America? This is what it's come to? Eating Oreos with a fucking fork?

                [–]formeorangeme 0 points1 point ago

                This is like the cheetos / chopstix thing.

                [–]SmackadoodleJ 0 points1 point ago

                I was about to dive into my computer for a chance to shake your hand. And then I saw it's been posted before....

                A respost has never disappointed me so much.

                [–]fannyalgersabortion 0 points1 point ago

                Wow, I have NEVER seen this before!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

                [–]jedxix 0 points1 point ago

                Mother of god....

                [–]laylatov 0 points1 point ago

                blasphemy! one does not simply fork into an oreo!

                [–]x2mike2x 0 points1 point ago

                Cross post to /r/lifeprotips now! Right now!

                [–]docious 0 points1 point ago

                I use my fingers... they are quite handy when they fing.

                [–]donteatthecheese 0 points1 point ago

                I am horribly offended by this. I can't explain why, but I am.

                [–]CaLL_Me_pRo 0 points1 point ago

                you've just changed my entire outlook on life, I thank you for that!

                [–]epic-penguins 0 points1 point ago

                I fucking love you man

                [–]H0SSM4N -1 points0 points ago

                Us spoons have been doing it longer and better than you forks ever have. Oh, you wanna know why? Okay. When those lazy asses uh.. forget they dropped the cookie in the milk and it ends up at the bottom of the fucking glass, and they just drop another one in on top b/c they think they already ate it, then go digging around and find the first one; who the fuck do you think gets the soggy, delicious, sexy, fuckable cookie out? Yea. Get your shit together forks.

                [–]Wreqreation 0 points1 point ago

                I'm going with this man - but with a slightly revised method.

                If you have a wide enough glass, spoons are fool-proof. Oreo can be submerged without fear of breaking apart due to odd points of pressure, and one may keep it for as long or as little as they like. Also, you get a little bit of milk in the spoon as well (which can be carefully drained from the spoon) which creates the perfect complementary taste.

                10/10 would eat again.

                [–]sydneytpm 0 points1 point ago

                I'm truly surprised that more people are not commenting about the spoon method. This fork thing just seem so... imperfect. Most of the oreo could still be lost to the bottom of the glass with no form of recovery.

                [–]williss_ -1 points0 points ago

                The though of chomping down through soft Oreo only to land on a metal fork makes my entire body cringe.

                [–]Hatman88 -1 points0 points ago

                I've done this and then promptly bit the fork. I was unhappy.

                [–]jfeather73 -3 points-2 points ago

                WHY ARE YOU NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE!!!?!?!

                [–]Senor_Wilson -1 points0 points ago

                OH MY GOD... Now my fingers won't freeze off. Thank you mystical oreo internet man.

                [–]stferago -1 points0 points ago

                Important: it is actually recommended to only use this technique on Double Stuf oreos, because regular oreos are too thin and they usually split apart while you're dunking them, so you'll end up having a graveyard of soggy oreo-halves at the bottom of the glass. You have been warned.

                [–]RattsWoman 0 points1 point ago

                There is nothing worse than soggy cookie in your glass of milk. NOTHING.

                [–]echogolfoscar -1 points0 points ago

                What is your address so we know where to send your Nobel prize?

                [–]LittleSisterCody -1 points0 points ago

                That feel when you bite down on the fork and immediately regret your decision.

                [–]kdaw -1 points0 points ago

                Why not just throw a couple of oreos into the milk, drink the delicious milk, then spoon out the completely milk logged, orgasmic oreos?

                [–]harriswill -1 points0 points ago

                Until you bite into the fork and shatter your teeth.

                [–]Kuekuatsheu -1 points0 points ago

                I call bullshit. Once that Oreo is sufficiently soggy it'll fall right off. Plus, the people who like to lick the creme/stuffing out are still SOL.

                [–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

                yeah, enjoy accidentally biting down on fork tines guys

                [–]ICareNotXD -2 points-1 points ago

                Not . . Really. The cookie still has the chance of falling apart, making the white center get gummy. Thus the forks falls out.

                http://d1535dk28ea235.cloudfront.net/preset_65/oreo_31.jpg There's another solution. :D

                [–]LemonNinja -2 points-1 points ago

                Me right now.

                [–]susanwalters-nobody -2 points-1 points ago

                Mind = Blown

                [–]throwmeawaynow77 -2 points-1 points ago

                I work for Nabisco and get free oreos.

                Suck it.

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