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[–]thejoshu 56 points57 points ago

YOU SHOULD HAVE POSTED IN ALL CAPS. That's how he lived.

[–]khal_pedro 11 points12 points ago

LIVE BY THE CAPS, DIE BY THE CAPS

[–]taysacs 2 points3 points ago

Also, the bill should be rolled up with a little coke on the end.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

BUT WAIT, IS THERE MORE IF I ACT NOW?

[–]otitso 3 points4 points ago

lost my shit at lady coughing

[–]demoncarcass 3 points4 points ago

I fucking love Jabo0odyDubs.

[–]dudeman19 12 points13 points ago*

Daaammn, i posted this an hour before you did and only got like 10 upvotes out of it, wtf?

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sgw20/honoring_the_legend/

[–]twisterghost 2 points3 points ago

I feel you man. Upvoted.

[–]Richie_16 15 points16 points ago

Make a 3.50 one and put the loch ness monster on it

[–]Da_Loch_Ness_Monsta 12 points13 points ago

Not for free ya won't! I'll allow it for, oh, about tree fiddy.

[–]GunRaptor 2 points3 points ago

Dammit Monsta! Ever since that new coin came out you been ask'n me for tree fiddy every day!

[–]ctay3120 13 points14 points ago

THE FACT THAT THIS GUY DIED OF A COCAINE OVERDOSE IS LESS SURPRISING THAN FINDING OUT THAT GRIZZLY MAN DIED FROM BEING EATEN BY GRIZZLY BEARS.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

Why is part of the serial number blurred?

[–]db2 11 points12 points ago

Because copying money is a bit frowned upon.

[–]Dr_cow 5 points6 points ago

Because whoever did this just took this image, edited it, printed it on regular printer paper, took a blurry picture to hide the imperfections and converted to .jpg for good measure.

[–]iWishiWasClever 2 points3 points ago

Lots of coke?

[–]Doinyourmom05 1 point2 points ago

How do I get one of these?

[–]djdenimvenom 2 points3 points ago

There needs to be a line of coke next to that bill... for respect.

[–]Agent9262 2 points3 points ago

Like cocaine?

[–]Zondraxor 0 points1 point ago

HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!!! ...

[–]gravity_portal 1 point2 points ago

It still has twenty written on it.

[–]hwytothedangerzone 0 points1 point ago

NO WAY! DOES THAT MEAN THAT THIS ISN'T REAL???

[–]D3adH3adFr3d 0 points1 point ago

Need these with Vince's face on 'em

[–]Muskwa 0 points1 point ago

Snort a line of blow with that bill in his honor

[–]GofvckUrself 0 points1 point ago

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PRODUCT!

[–]bfd45 0 points1 point ago

What about shipping and handling?

[–]EvoEpitaph 0 points1 point ago

The letters/numbers need to be bigger and bolder

[–]doubleas21380 0 points1 point ago

I'll never forget you, my champion.

[–]sexi_squidward -1 points0 points ago

When we were playing cards against humanity we got the card

BILLY MAYS HERE _________

the winning card was

BILLY MAYS HERE....FOR DYING

[–]drl0607 1 point2 points ago

The new sham wow guy just cant compare. lol

[–]malenkylizards -1 points0 points ago

I have a feeling that bill might be counterfeit. Be careful where you try to spend it.

[–]Mitz510 1 point2 points ago

BUT WAIT! CALL RIGHT NOW AND WE WILL DOUBLE YOUR OFFER FOR FREE! (just pay separate shipping and handling)

[–]j-rocker11 0 points1 point ago

Damn, they forgot to include shipping and handling fees on the bill!

[–]AngryHippy 1 point2 points ago

Steve: Al, I invented the 99 cent coin. Have you ever noticed how things cost $7.99? $14.99? $99.99? My coin will eliminate the messy change that only catches the attention of obnoxious beggars who hassle you on the way to your Mercedes. Think of it, Al. Anything you want, you just plunk down old number 99. It's a plan without flaws.

Al: What about tax?

Steve: You sound just like those fools in the Treasury Department.

[–]rawilleq 0 points1 point ago

wait a second... are you Brock?

[–]davidvstheworld 0 points1 point ago

The bill still says "Twenty" on it. Sad day.

[–]sromlb 1 point2 points ago

It still says TWENTY behind the green seal. NOT LEGIT.

[–]RzK 0 points1 point ago

THIS MAN NEEDS TO BE CARVED INTO MOUNT RUSHMORE.... or better... Have a statue of himself made of Mighty Putty!

[–]fuckspace2001 0 points1 point ago

In just two easy steps I can jump over this chair and kick you in the balls!

[–]el_pinata 1 point2 points ago

Oh neat, a Billy Mays roll-up coke snorter!

[–]omnomnomnomnomnomn0m 0 points1 point ago

I dvrd all his info commercials I could. Fucking love that man. when he died I cried and watched my all time favorite, the one with the australian co host and they cracked safes. If I could resurrect one human he would be it.

[–]robotmorgan 4 points5 points ago

We can have holograms of Billy Mays selling us stuff...or rapping.

[–]hells_cowbells -1 points0 points ago

Shouldn't there be two of them? There's always more, right?