My experience with porn [SFW]

PresidentWhitmore · 4 months

"Pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good" - somebody

fnordo · 4 months

I'm 85% sure that pizza on the bottom is from Pepe's. Shame on you OP, shame.

sqrt-1loveyou · 4 months

Ah, the old case of befores and afters.

Usually I feel really weird post ejaculation. It's all fun and games up until that point.

Then it becomes two odd beings squawking at each other while one penetrates the others fleshy insides with a meat stick with a pouch under it.

1st_account_i_swear · 4 months

maybe it's because I'm from NYC but that pizza on the bottom looks damn good to me

IDontShareMyUsername · 4 months

I would still fuck both of them.

Shady_Milkman · 4 months

This OP does not live in NYC, I can assure you that.

ribo · 4 months

Honestly, the pizza on the bottom looks much better. Top looks like some digiorno crap.

derping · 4 months

this is what it looks like when you go beyond the third fap

kmlweather · 4 months

The top is Brazzers. The bottom is X-Art

Bearded_Bicycles · 4 months

You watch some classy porn.

ZachGates · 4 months

Boner goggles are even worse than beer goggles. The kind of awful shit a guy can crack one off to is mindblowing, provided the dude is horny enough.

I've definitely suffered masturbator's remorse, staring ruefully at the images that just moments ago were oh so arousing.

Davedz · 4 months

Someone with bad taste in pizza detected

MrSplean · 4 months

Doesn't matter, Had Pizza.

BigTrick · 4 months

haha CHEESE PIZZA

AttilaTetris · 4 months

Second pizza looks better, love dat crispy crust

Lexpar · 4 months

Should have used this pizza.

Boobies_4_Prez · 4 months

I googled "disgusting pizza" and 1 of the first results was this. Anybody have any experience?

oldsmell · 4 months

Cheese pizza? Stay away from the CP sicko

Cyberslasher · 4 months

So, out of curiosity, the porn looks fake and staged before masturbating, but afterwards, looks like some sort of fresh delivery that was just slightly shaken out of position en route?

thesweetj · 4 months

I'd rather fuck the bottom pizza.

switch_case · 4 months

The first pizza looks like DiGiorno.

The second pizza looks like home-ass made brick oven pizza.

I'm not sure I get the point?

Callmewolverine · 4 months

But, see, the second pizza, although plain, is probably so much more delicious. The first picture is an advertisement from a pizza you bake at home in the oven and the second is some greaseball joint that sells amazing pizza for cheap, with better ingredients.

rakkakka · 4 months

You obviously have no experience with pizza...

beanso · 4 months

Oh, this joke again.

TheGreatBlumkin · 4 months

Bottom one looks pretty damn delicious, and not from a Digornio box

sex_on_wheels · 4 months

Glad to know I'm not the only one.

jwallace582 · 4 months

I kind of want the second pizza...

BigStickNick · 4 months

Way to not know good pizza

SushiGradeNarwhal · 4 months

Porn looks better after you've finished?

adds3000 · 4 months

What I expected (NSFW)

-MD- · 4 months

Would prefer the bottom of the two to be honest.

o0tenaciousC · 4 months

Actually that bottom pizza, aside from being sliced fuckin retardedly, looks delicious that top looks like domino's shit... NYC pizza FTW.

rocketfin · 4 months

Yeah the second one looks much better. Except it was apparently sliced by someone having a seizure.

trex88 · 4 months

how this joke looked last time i read it

how this joke looks this time i read it

Boxing_Clever · 4 months

What kind of an unholy, cruel and immoral individual slices pizza like that?

In the Upstate New York city I currently reside in the general pizza cutting trend is to ruin the pie by cutting the entire thing into squares. The first time this happened to me I ran outside screaming at the poor delivery boy before he even had a chance. I believe my exact words were "you motherfuckers cut a round pizza into squares, did you just toss in the towel and tell geometry to fuck itself?" Then I think I proceeded to slam the box onto the lawn in front of the house because that "throw it on the ground" video by Andy Samburg was popular at the time and I am easily influenceable. It is important to note that I may have been drinking heavily and was very hungry. Anyway, my boyfriend at the time calmly walked over to the delivery boy, apologized by saying "don't mind her, she's from Brooklyn" and gave him an extra tip.

From then on he took me very seriously when I told him that I was hungry.

vigaman22 · 4 months

Gooey during and greasy after?

republiquefrancaise · 4 months

what's with the pattern cut into the bottom one?

tastyhihatwork · 4 months

I'd take that bottom Pepe's pizza over that piece of crap on top any day.

theweslawson · 4 months

I much prefer the look of the bottom one. Maybe it's just association but the top one makes me think of DiGiorno. It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno? Yes, obviously you stingy asshole.

hamhead · 4 months

I'm not really sure what you mean... porn looks better after masturbation?

Chases_Down_Girls · 4 months

That pizza on the bottom actually looks way better to me, ~~the cheese looks cheap though~~ (on closer inspection I notice a lot of oil, I take the cheese looks cheap back remark).

TylerTheTroll · 4 months

The second set of pizza looks better to me...

nbenzi · 4 months

I'll be honest the second pizza looks really, really, delicious right about meow.

Freidhiem · 4 months

Bottom pizza is better.

Ironic_Creationist · 4 months

Ahh, Ye olde Cum Clarity. When someone is no longer burdened by the need for sexual pleasure and sees the world for what it is.

BLUNTBILL · 4 months

New York here, that second pizza looks 100x more appetizing... fail

idma · 4 months

meh. would still bang

Alexanderh86 · 4 months

I feel the same way towards some of my ex's.

hamslabber_0 · 4 months

The Bottom one looks like real pizza. The one on top looks like the shit you find in the midwest or new england.

Sgt_Insomnia · 4 months

2nd one looks better to me

HandsomeHeavy · 4 months

That's some lazy cutting on the latter pizza.

peachykiwi · 4 months

I would happily eat both of those...

SCBazinga · 4 months

Oh, so i'm NOT the only one. Whew.

whyyunozoidberg · 4 months

6/10

might bang again in 15 minutes.

snuphacracka213 · 4 months

PNS: post-nut syndrom

KountZero · 4 months

I know a lot more people who prefer simple plain cheese pizzas or pepperoni pizzas over shit-load-of-stuff ones lol.

timja27 · 4 months

That second pizza still looks pretty good.

cooltom2006 · 4 months

I personally think the bottom pizza looks nicer :D but i get your point...

marszmallow · 4 months

what the hell kind of porn do you watch?

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