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[–]Phuntzilla 25 points26 points ago

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Source: "Man vs Beast" on Fox (2003) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Man_vs._Beast

[–]Pershing48 18 points19 points ago

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Wanna know the interesting part?

The Navy SEAL who won the race against the chimp was one of the Blackwater guys who got hung from a bridge in Fallujah. Started the Second battle of Fallujah, Kos famously said "screw them" in reference to the event.

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

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one of the Blackwater guys who got hung from a bridge in Fallujah

wait, what?

[–]Defonos 2 points3 points ago

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Many ex-military end up working for contractors because they pay about 4x as much.

[–]WoodyHarrlesonsAgent 1 point2 points ago

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Blackwater were so hated by the locals in Iraq that they had extra-high bounties on them. For example if you were a village boy who killed an Army guy driving a supply truck you might get a a few hundred from the mullahs. If you killed a Marine you'd get a few thousand. If you killed a Blackwater you'd get a new house and your family would be taken care of for life.

It's brutal and very very old-school...but I can respect it in a certain fashion.

/FUBAR

[–]CaptainAmsterdam 1 point2 points ago

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But to get back on the subject of Rampart, what's your favorite scene?

[–]WoodyHarrlesonsAgent 1 point2 points ago

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I actually haven't seen the movie. I'm too busy trying to get Woody from sitting on his balcony naked, eating captain crunch with chopsticks and doing bong hits of synthetic weed

[–]ryanx27 0 points1 point ago

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You know, that reminds me. I'm glad we were able to rely so heavily on private security contractors in Iraq. Otherwise that war would have been expensive!

[–]aelzeiny 4 points5 points ago

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Go Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen, Comet, and Cupid, and Donder and Blitzen....

[–]Shalrath 8 points9 points ago

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source: older than YouTube.

[–]REBELSIM 3 points4 points ago

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I remember watching this. Some of those midgets were working so hard and others were not even trying. It's no wonder the elephant won.

[–]chrisrcoop 5 points6 points ago

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Freakin lazy midgets.

[–]koreandoughboy 1 point2 points ago

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I totally thought that they would beat the elephant. They trained for weeks!

[–]irawwwr 1 point2 points ago

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Read that as "Man vs Breast." I need to sleep.

[–]Phuntzilla 0 points1 point ago

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Or you need to get working for Fox!

[–]lud1120 -2 points-1 points ago

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Dwarven people vs Machine more accurately..

[–]Pauls2theWall 2 points3 points ago

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They were pulling it as an elephant (i.e the "beast") was also pulling an airplane. Hence, man vs beast.

[–]Canada899 0 points1 point ago

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dwarf vs beast

[–]gnarlysaurus 17 points18 points ago

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what are they trying to prove?

[–]GenocidePie 15 points16 points ago

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I think it was on some show where they had to race 2 elephants pulling a an airplane. Quite humorous and sad at the same time.

[–]Rowdy293 1 point2 points ago

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I'm pretty sure you are right. I remember they had a guy racing a giraffe. I think it was called Amazing Animals or something like that.

[–]jcroucher56 1 point2 points ago

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Man vs Beast. Was on TV a while ago. They also had a sumo wrestler play tug of war with an orangutan if my memory serves me correctly.

[–]Seauxds 0 points1 point ago

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[–]Rowdy293 0 points1 point ago

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I saw that below after I commented. haha.

[–]gnarlysaurus 4 points5 points ago

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ah, the life of a midget. The saddest part is it would take 1/3 as many Tallies to do that. Or Marius Pudzianowski.

[–]cottonheadedninnymug 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone notice the tall guy looks like Lennie from "Of Mice and Men"? "I get to tend the midgets, George!"

[–]Crinnle -1 points0 points ago

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But... why midgets?

[–]GenocidePie 2 points3 points ago

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because the world is a friendly jackass

[–]moondizzlepie 0 points1 point ago

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that they could shorten takeoff time

[–]Almost_Dead 5 points6 points ago

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title comnts points age /r/
Yah you Munchkins, yah! 1com 10pts 3mos WTF
Mush! 155coms 999pts 3mos funny
Midgets pulling a plane, that is all. 34coms 76pts 1yr pics
If we could harness their power, we could solve the energy crisis 10coms 41pts 8mos pics

source: karmadecay

[–]derpinita 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking thank you.

[–]thisguyisalwayswrong 19 points20 points ago

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HEY! It's little people! You got it?!?

[–]PhaeTo 4 points5 points ago

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"I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, Dude. Across this line, you DO NOT...Also, Dude, midget is not the preferred nomenclature. Dwarf, please."

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[–]cwstjnobbs 1 point2 points ago

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I whacked off to Bridget when I was 12, if she's still going it must be granny porn now.

[–]fuckwherestheremote 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah! It's insulting. Even if calling them midgets is way funnier.

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 0 points1 point ago

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You jerk! No reason to cut them down a size.

[–]Ironbird420 2 points3 points ago

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What about dwarfs? That's a cool name.

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[–]IonicSquid 4 points5 points ago

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Fine, dwarves.

[–]theblackestbrotha -3 points-2 points ago

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No, children are little people, and a midget cannot be a dwarf unless they carry a battle ax...so if they want to be referred to as a mythical creature, yet don't carry an ax..I'm calling them Oompah Loompahs.

[–]Crinnle -3 points-2 points ago*

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I'm pretty sure you're wrong.

EDIT: Guys, he's always wrong.

[–]I_Have_Many_Names 2 points3 points ago

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That guy in the middle is yelling, "a little help here!"

[–]ShaiTown 2 points3 points ago

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Isn't it funny how while everyone is pulling the plane like a mother fucker the one woman is just standing there posing for the picture with a smile.

[–]TyyRexx 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe it's actually just a really big plane.

[–]HuricaneRetarded 5 points6 points ago

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Hey, midget is offensive, you retard.

[–]callipygian1 0 points1 point ago

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you're a little behind the times my man. the new correct term is "people of shortness".

[–]Hhammoud0561[S] -1 points0 points ago

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Last time I checked so was the term retard.

[–]Gecko99 1 point2 points ago

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Worst plane ride ever, it took like four months to get to Los Angeles.

[–]Bob06 1 point2 points ago

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I see the Airline union is on strike again.

[–]TheAubz 1 point2 points ago

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These jets have about 20,000 horsepower. And apparently in a pinch, about 35 "little person" power.

[–]derpinita 1 point2 points ago

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God damn it Reddit. You would roll over and suck Peter Dinklage's cock and yet you still pull this shit.

[–]komradekommunism 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like they're a little short on manpower.

[–]mex1cu7i0n3r 1 point2 points ago

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How many "little people" does it take to pull a jet plane?

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[–]Raphah 2 points3 points ago

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MIDGETS

[–]Drawtaru -1 points0 points ago

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Dwarfs. Please educate yourself: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Midget

[–]theblackestbrotha 1 point2 points ago

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No battle ax...your an Oompah Loompah or a midget, take your pick.

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

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You're*

[–]theblackestbrotha 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK! I can't believe I let one slip by me

[–]Drawtaru 0 points1 point ago

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You are forever marred by your lack of grammatical accuracy on the internet!

[–]theblackestbrotha 0 points1 point ago

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Noooooooooooo!

[–]wilhelmet 2 points3 points ago

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It's the midget iditarod!

[–]727Super27 4 points5 points ago

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Imagine the pilot leaning out his window with a cigar and a really long ass whip.

[–]bonny_von_scotty 1 point2 points ago

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MUSH!!

[–]TriumphantPWN -1 points0 points ago

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This was my exact thought when I saw the photo. Upvote for comment theft.

[–]ethereel 1 point2 points ago

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yay for bearings!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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One day all manual work will be done in this way...

[–]Vandey -2 points-1 points ago

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Untill they revolt :(

[–]Lots42 -1 points0 points ago

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"Sir, the midgets are revolting!"

"They sure are."

[–]repnation 0 points1 point ago

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If I had a nickel for every year this picture has been on the Internet, I'd be able to buy a coke from a vending machine. Except, vending machines don't take nickels. FUCK YOU VENDING MACHINES!

[–]Lots42 1 point2 points ago

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They don't? You got some shitty vending machines, sir or ma'am.

[–]1Davide 2 points3 points ago

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It's "dwarfs", or "little people"; not "midgets".

[–]Kelsomatic 0 points1 point ago

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I can see at least one guy from pit boss. That show is horrible.

[–]thesuperfli 0 points1 point ago

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GSA team building exercise.

[–]dranniK 0 points1 point ago

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All I can think of is... LOS! LOS! LOS!

[–]bravadomizzou 0 points1 point ago

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This was in Guinness Book World Records 2000.

[–]jwags1892 0 points1 point ago

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Anyone else think the bottom left guy looks like Time Allen?

[–]smallklein 0 points1 point ago

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This is just ludicrous

[–]oopsjuice88 0 points1 point ago

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Boeing 3'7"

[–]drterdsmack 0 points1 point ago

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Didn't they do this in Con-Air?

[–]RandomMandarin 0 points1 point ago

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I think perhaps this is what Christmas would be like if David Lynch ran it.

[–]WendyLRogers3 0 points1 point ago

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They really need the Winkie (flying monkey) chant from The Wizard of Oz.

[–]Magna_Sharta 0 points1 point ago

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Hier kommt die Sonne!

[–]ozpunk 0 points1 point ago

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Rising fuel costs are hitting the airline industry really hard.

[–]canuckreef 0 points1 point ago

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Just incase any NEERRDDDSS cared, it's a dc-10

[–]Plancus 0 points1 point ago

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Guinness book of World Records 2005?

[–]Domin1c 0 points1 point ago

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Just a fucking repost.

[–]ShaggySham 0 points1 point ago

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That one guy with the sun glasses is like a mini Geddy Lee

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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This would make the best Happy Wheels driver EVER.

[–]mlass 0 points1 point ago

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lol the guy in the bottom right, short and bald!!

[–]septagon 0 points1 point ago

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Mush!

[–]MarqusPerez 0 points1 point ago

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Is this an MD-11?

[–]jeff_jizzr 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like a mothballed DC-10 .

[–]I_is_a_dog 0 points1 point ago

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Man, warp drive sure has come a long way.

[–]curiosgreg 0 points1 point ago

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That one guy is cheating!!!!

[–]blaheh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]theSecularAvenger 0 points1 point ago

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tehe

[–]magpie_pixi 0 points1 point ago

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There is one woman in red that is just slacking off and laughing at the whole situation. I like her.

[–]Mcoov 0 points1 point ago

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It's a DC-10.

[–]metalrader 0 points1 point ago

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[–]whatupnig 0 points1 point ago

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What gets me is the nonchalant attitude that the lady in the second row (red) has. She's literally just like 'Fuck it, I'll let all these beefcakes do all the work'. Best part is the black guy has caught on, and he's clearly pissed about the whole situation.

[–]Pontras 0 points1 point ago

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So this is why my flight got cancelled..

[–]DistortedDream 0 points1 point ago

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Da plane! Da plane!

[–]konfetka 0 points1 point ago

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You leave nothing to the imagination. You whore!

[–]Typically_Canadian 0 points1 point ago

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Where is their ogre going??

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[–]thomn8r 0 points1 point ago

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The correct term will be 'little people' until it becomes common enough that jokes start with 'so these two little people walk into a bar' at which point the midgets will get pissed and come up with a new PC term for themselves. See "retards"

[–]Ahabs_Goldfish 0 points1 point ago

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Are they preparing to break Santa's reindeers planned Christmas strike?

[–]sapper2345 0 points1 point ago

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Candy land air

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Well I guess I will no longer have to wonder how many midgets it takes to tow a plane....

[–]lizardking99 0 points1 point ago

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"We may not be strong, but we are many!"

[–]NotoriousBFG 0 points1 point ago

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There's a couple on the plane saying "wow, the people on the ground look tiny from up here".

[–]Honkan 0 points1 point ago

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Thats just dow santa pute use to the elves this year, pulling his private jet.

[–]martoo 0 points1 point ago

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Sad. Airlines will reduce fuel costs any way they can.

[–]Duhjent 0 points1 point ago

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Down-vote me to shit for the truth..

But fucking cats get to the frontpage. Why the fuck not this?

[–]dynty 0 points1 point ago

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Pure Win :)

[–]bubbleboom 0 points1 point ago

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So that's how Santa gets around these days.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 0 points1 point ago

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Hey, asshole. The term 'midget' is politically incorrect and highly offensive. I propose going forward we refer to them as 'people mcnuggets.'

[–]brentlewiis 0 points1 point ago

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does santa know that they left the workshop?

[–]frito88 0 points1 point ago

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MIDGETS!!

[–]Deltafire 0 points1 point ago

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I hear pulling heavy stuff like that will stunt your growth.

[–]lucci1120 0 points1 point ago

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too amazing midget power!!

[–]DinoDuckROAR 0 points1 point ago

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Santa's upgraded.

[–]dwyerxtinguisher 0 points1 point ago

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I"m really surprised at how insensitive everyone is being

[–]TheAubz 2 points3 points ago

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Do you need a tissue, sweetheart?

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Welcome to the internet.

[–]fknbastard -1 points0 points ago

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That's because anything done by a group of midgets can become a record breaking event. 100 people of average height and weight pulling a plane is dumb...44 midgets and you've got something special...make em compete against an elephant and I think we're talking Emmy!

[–]ZEFninja 1 point2 points ago

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Dude, midget is not the preferred nomenclature.

[–]diuge -2 points-1 points ago

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"Midget" is a highly offensive term for little people. You wouldn't post a picture of some black guys and title it, "A bunch of niggers pulling an airplane," would you? Then don't do it to little people.

[–]ThankYouDriveThrough 1 point2 points ago*

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Midget is the actual medical term.

[–]callipygian1 1 point2 points ago

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"midget" is two syllables, "little people" is four syllables. economy of language therefore prescribes "midget" as correct.

[–]SleepyBrain 0 points1 point ago

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wow, that's no small feat

[–]71MGBGT 0 points1 point ago

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I think I figured out a way to solve our dependence on foreign oil

[–]skunkzgerald 0 points1 point ago

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First column, second row.. whip her she isn't pulling

[–]InvertedPenis 0 points1 point ago

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This is how they built the pyramids. True story

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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"Pull mighty stallions! Pull!"

[–]really_bad_commenter 0 points1 point ago

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that looks like a lot of midgets

i wonder how many midgets can pull a mountain

my keyboard is sticky

have you ever noticed there are a lot of midgets shows. like little people big world and that one guy who has the pit bulls. there should be a picture of pit bulls pulling a plane i think that would be a good picture.

[–]BabyDonkey 0 points1 point ago

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Santa is a douche.

[–]SenseiSparky -2 points-1 points ago

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i propose that a group of midgets is referred to as a clot of midgets.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Wow, you found a REALLY old photo.. this happened on a Fox TV show called "Man vs Beast" in 2003.

http://www.strangeguys.com/2009/11/28/midgets-vs-elephant/

[–]AgentNose -1 points0 points ago

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Needs more bull whip

[–]SpartaWillBurn -1 points0 points ago

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That one bitch in the 2nd row in the red isn't doing shit. You can tell everyone else wants it, but she is fucking it up.

[–]walshy420 -5 points-4 points ago

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Sorry, we were looking for a GAGGLE of midgets. A gaggle. Now it's John's turn to pick a category.

[–]barf206 0 points1 point ago

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A herd?

[–]walshy420 -1 points0 points ago

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a swarm?

[–]barf206 2 points3 points ago

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A murder?

[–]walshy420 0 points1 point ago

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A congregation?

[–]barf206 0 points1 point ago

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A gaggle?

[–]walshy420 -1 points0 points ago

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A parliament? Fuck this, im done.

[–]barf206 -2 points-1 points ago

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A meetup.

[–]skunkzgerald -5 points-4 points ago

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It's a carnival. A carnival of midgets

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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A Sexy of midgets.

[–]_DeletedUser_ -2 points-1 points ago

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Excuse me, but that's not the proper nomenclature. It's a flock of midgets...

[–]VengefulOctopus -1 points0 points ago

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I keep looking for Wee Man.

[–]jamesonbar -1 points0 points ago

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Man show midget is leading the way too

[–]OverwhelmedAnt -1 points0 points ago

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That one big guy normal guy is really hindering them.

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[–]onipos -1 points0 points ago

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Screw that guy, he's not even trying.

[–]durpdurpdurp -1 points0 points ago

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I feel like that plane, and the midgets are all of my assignments, exams, and final projects, and they are successfully pulling me while I am here on reddit.

[–]Cbizole -1 points0 points ago

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How many midgets does it take to pull an aeroplane? 32!

[–]tr3xkuro -1 points0 points ago

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Finally, we real humans are putting midgets in their place.

[–]curiouslywtf -1 points0 points ago

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Midgets get to do so much cool shit.

[–]TheAubz -1 points0 points ago

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The "not-so mile high club".

[–]TheAubz -1 points0 points ago

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Hi-ho, hi-ho! We pull the jet real slow.

[–]Honztastic -1 points0 points ago

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Man Show Midget is front and center in the red.

As God intended.

[–]trousersmurph -1 points0 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

I find this really offensive. I can't belive someone would do this.

Who let them out of their cage?

[–]shamelessone -1 points0 points ago

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I always upvote midgets!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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A group of midgets is called a mingle.

[–]I_RECTIFY_GRAMMAR -1 points0 points ago

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I believe the correct term is a herd of midgets.

[–]Slack_Irritant -1 points0 points ago

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Hi-ho! Hi-ho!

[–]dossier -2 points-1 points ago

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I for one support the use of anyone less attractive than me on TV.

[–]wsprehe -2 points-1 points ago

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I can imagine one of them slapping another one...

"you idiot... Did you have to say 'hey Santa, you should get a plane and give the reindeer a break?'..."

[–]Good_Guy_Graig -2 points-1 points ago

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So they are trying to minimize emissions from planes by pulling them through the runway?

[–]bgriffin2424 -2 points-1 points ago

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well they all can't be tywin lannister

[–]xshare 1 point2 points ago

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tywin is regular sized.

[–]bgriffin2424 1 point2 points ago

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you are correct. tyrion. if you can't remember names and watch game of thrones, you're gonna have a bad time

[–]oopsifarted -2 points-1 points ago

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I often wonder how many midgets I could fight and beat. I think three seems fair but it also seems kind of low...but I dont want to over shoot it in case they're stronger than they look. At least two. Probably no more than six or...eight. I dont fuckin know.

[–]esuma10 -3 points-2 points ago

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And from that day onward, the short people knew they were forever servants to their airplane overlords

[–]hydromatic93 -3 points-2 points ago

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I can just imagine someone (normal size) sitting on the rook of the cockpit with a set of reigns, whipping them and calling out manically "pull my minions, pull!"

[–]callipygian1 1 point2 points ago

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reins

[–]Vaganger -3 points-2 points ago

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Celine Dion: "You and I were meant to fly". (But no midgets. You were meant to pull.) That's racist!

[–]stagfury -3 points-2 points ago

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Tyrion is that you?

[–]SP_Fox_17 -1 points0 points ago

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MUSH! MUSH I SAY!! MUSH!!!!

[–]der_MOND -1 points0 points ago

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made my day :)