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[–]pray_for_me 135 points136 points ago*

Fuck diet and exercise. Just boobs... all day long..

[–]Dapwell 45 points46 points ago

You'll want to invest in some sunglasses.

[–]POSTS_GIFS 129 points130 points ago

[–]Immynimmy 46 points47 points ago

He still got a long hard look...in his mind

[–]bigasspimple 5 points6 points ago

“I love walking in the rain

cause no one knows I’m crying”.

- Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean

[–]Didnt_Actually_FTFY 15 points16 points ago

[–]RalphiesBoogers 2 points3 points ago

Hardbodies!

[–]Liudolf 4 points5 points ago

What's this from? :-)

[–]Nattramn 11 points12 points ago

[–]incognito64 0 points1 point ago

[–]ENKC 6 points7 points ago

Although Princess Mary is Australian.

Those are some fine Tasmanian grown assets, you understand.

[–]Papander 0 points1 point ago

As an Finnish person I think it is my duty to inform the public that this gif is made from a video that was altered. The looking at ceiling and acting all innocent happened several minutes after the ogling session.

Danish source (the video is originally from Denmark)

[–]und3rp4nts 3 points4 points ago

Have there been any studies on a particular type or brand of sunglasses for optimal onlooking?

[–]Dapwell 12 points13 points ago

Yes. They're called binoculars. I suggest you buy a couple cheap ones because they will likely be broken by the women you are watching.

[–]und3rp4nts 4 points5 points ago

Ok, so should I like, duck tape the binoculars to my face?

[–]Dapwell 4 points5 points ago

Yes. Keep the duct tape with you and make sure too tail the woman from a distance. And remember never let up!

[–]knowses 7 points8 points ago

We stare....because we care.

[–]ChIck3n115 2 points3 points ago

Just carry a bird guide with you and say you are birdwatching if anyone asks.

[–]Dapwell 3 points4 points ago

Oh, but I am! I'm looking at two very perky titmice...

[–]Urvilan 1 point2 points ago*

I am a huge admirer of peckers.

[–]alphamango 2 points3 points ago

You could use the good ol' "I was just reading your shirt" trick...provided there's something to read. Otherwise, you could comment on the unique of the shirt...provided there is something remotely different about it. If both of those fail, then immediately turn to the last resort.

[–]RiPotato 2 points3 points ago

Which is...?

[–]Urvilan 5 points6 points ago

Turning. It's the last resort.

[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

Only reason I love sunglasses - get to check people out without them knowing.

[–]Urvilan 1 point2 points ago

Well, that and when you drive. But mostly that.

[–]Tig-O-Bitties 2 points3 points ago

Indeed.

[–]wdejr 1 point2 points ago

Yes, for the... for... for the science...

[–]Maverick144 0 points1 point ago

I feel better already!

[–]NFLdoWORK 0 points1 point ago

I'm surprised I can't run a mile in 4 minutes by now

[–]uofmike 0 points1 point ago

as a person with a lot of experience in this, I promise you it will not end well

[–]Draiko 28 points29 points ago

[–]tysole 11 points12 points ago

upvote for MPHG clip

[–]cappayne 7 points8 points ago

Not for the KKK?

[–]Keitau 11 points12 points ago

Racist boobs!

[–]cortesoft 2 points3 points ago

Those breasts are racist!

[–]alm16h7y1 11 points12 points ago

Ha ha, that's a good .... holy shit it's real.

[–]BulletBilll 5 points6 points ago

Soon everyone will have mandatory breast implants to improve car safety.

[–]Kelvara 1 point2 points ago

You realize that would include guys then too?

[–]BulletBilll 8 points9 points ago

I believe I said everyone

[–]Draiko 1 point2 points ago

TOP. MEN.

[–]Kelvara 0 points1 point ago

Ok, wasn't sure if you were keen on the moobs.

[–]Jayzar 0 points1 point ago

I've just realised that years of watching anime have made her seem kinda normal ..

[–]Shamwow22 35 points36 points ago

I'm gay, and I don't think i've ever managed to look at her face in this picture.

[–]Shamwow22 14 points15 points ago

Wtf I'm straight now.

Cut that out. :p

[–]Huntah17 2 points3 points ago

in your defense I don't think I've ever met a gay guy who didn't love boobs

[–]Shamwow22 4 points5 points ago

Strange. Does that mean that there's a parallel universe where lesbians love testicles?

[–]Fruitboots 0 points1 point ago

They don't really compare, though. I'd say the closest thing is a dude's ass.

[–]batnastard 6 points7 points ago

Everyone loves boobs. Men, women, gay, straight, what-have-you. It's the one thing we all agree on!

[–]captgrizzlybear 1 point2 points ago

Truly a goddess amongst all men.

[–]speedyjohn 1 point2 points ago

¡Anita! ¡Anita! ¡La Viuda Negra!

[–]Frankocean2 1 point2 points ago

Aahh yes, Salma Hayek:

Representing us Mexicans as the best ambassador for Melons.

[–]techh10 0 points1 point ago

I know those earings are cute

[–]OddDude55 0 points1 point ago

Boobs are just nice, for everyone!

[–]silenc3x 93 points94 points ago

[–]gregdolan95 40 points41 points ago

I WILL LIVE. FOREVER!

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[–]Legitimidget 1 point2 points ago

Good work, son.

[–]GibsysAces -1 points0 points ago

replying for science

[–]The_designer_pro 1 point2 points ago

lol, you are the only one who got it, i got downvoted to oblivion, obviously, no one cared to check the validity of the account other than you,... so congratulations, you share my porn account now. dont give it out you fucker and live healthy.

[–]Could_Be_Your_Father 2 points3 points ago

I missed something awesome :(

[–]The_designer_pro 1 point2 points ago

you did no such thing, ill message you the details.

[–]Phoequinox 2 points3 points ago

Those are. . . really nice boobs. Like, seriously.

Edit: They're Czech girls. That explains it. Czech girls are ALWAYS perfect. Look up Shione Cooper for more proof.

[–]samurai712 4 points5 points ago

Link to gallery?

For science?

[–]lightinthedark 5 points6 points ago

[–]ForgottenPhoenix 0 points1 point ago

The science of Fapology.

[–]DrPX 57 points58 points ago

Scumbag News Reel... tells you staring at boobs is good for your health... actively covers up boobs.

[–]laur7620 15 points16 points ago

Fuck it could be bad for my health and I'd still do it

[–]tangledintentions 12 points13 points ago

Tried it, I don't feel any healthier just a little bit lesbian

[–]Colosphe 4 points5 points ago

Just run with it!

...and tape it. For science.

[–]internettoad 10 points11 points ago

Okay if you say so...

  • I like the second one on the right.

[–]cbsauder 0 points1 point ago

oooh check out that cleavage

[–]johnny_appletits 8 points9 points ago

It be healthy, so I be stealthy

[–]darusame 18 points19 points ago

Correlation does not imply causation.

[–]batnastard 5 points6 points ago

In this one particular case, it's a risk I'm willing to take.

[–]sebzim4500 0 points1 point ago

It does when it gives you an excuse to look at breasts.

[–]ServerGeek 20 points21 points ago

If this is true, then I'm pretty sure I'll never die.

[–]Seithin 11 points12 points ago

Atleast not from a heart disease. If only staring at booty cured testicle cancer :<

[–]theghoul 8 points9 points ago

There can be only one!

O_O (.Y.)

O_O (.Y.)

O_O (.Y.)

[–]saywee123 6 points7 points ago

"This just in! Cancer replaces heart disease as #1 cause of death among men."

[–]Bagbobilbins 5 points6 points ago

You know a man came up with this. Hopefully it becomes a real thing.

[–]dosatl 4 points5 points ago

Increases heart RATE

[–]makehermeme 4 points5 points ago

Well, then why is this news station covering them up?! I guess fox 25 doesn't care about user health!

[–]burntham77 3 points4 points ago

My wife just got breast implants about a month ago. I also started exercising about that same time. I must say, our sex life has never been better and we both feel pretty happy. Even she admits that having bigger boobs helps to turn herself on.

[–]tape_echo 1 point2 points ago

I'm gonna live forever!

[–]Feijin 2 points3 points ago

In a related study, Redditors on average live 15 years longer than the average human.

[–]Vivancoser 6 points7 points ago

I will try this, you know, for science!

[–]Sam_MF_Jackson 2 points3 points ago

So why are they blocking it off? DO THEY WANT ME TO DIE!?

[–]drummererb 2 points3 points ago

Here, look at her whole gallery and live forever

[–]Sam_MF_Jackson 0 points1 point ago

The fountain of youth! You have found it in her bosom!

[–]Youped 5 points6 points ago

Once again a bar gets in the way of what I want to look at.

[–]Stretchy_Treats 4 points5 points ago

it's*

[–]Arduinna 15 points16 points ago*

Not true. Unfortunately. Proven to be fake and another never conducted study, and a lie perpetuated by faux news. (among others)

[–]TheAceMan 10 points11 points ago

Hey. Fuck you! It is on Fox and I believe it.

[–]Arduinna 6 points7 points ago

While you're at it, inform any potential lays that fellatio and swallowing prevents breast cancer. Plenty of "credible" sources online for if she yells bullshit. I wish you luck

[–]Cyberslasher 7 points8 points ago

Problem here is the

potential lays

He is on reddit. It's just not happening.

[–]TheseAreTheEndTimes 1 point2 points ago

I want to believe.

[–]PizzaGood 1 point2 points ago

I'd say another study is called for. I volunteer, and NOT to be in the control group.

[–]Arduinna 0 points1 point ago

I agree, and do not fault you. Were I male, I would volunteer to be in the non-control group as well!

[–]Shamwhoo 0 points1 point ago

I was under the impression that a German study came up with this a few years back. They stated that 10 minutes a day of looking at cleavage reduces blood pressure in males.

[–]Arduinna 4 points5 points ago

Yeah, faked. http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

And it had a "German study" variation, too

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Whether or not the study was conducted, the physiology checks out. If staring at boobs produces an erection, there will be a drop in blood pressure throughout the duration of the staring. It may not persist, but there will at least be a transient decrease in BP.

[–]Arduinna 0 points1 point ago

That would be the marked blood movement that undoubtedly would happen...

[–]SinfulDavey -1 points0 points ago

That is sad, I read this on like MSNBC (or one of those other news sites) and it raised my sprits.

[–]Arduinna 6 points7 points ago

I know! I'm a tit girl so I was like yayyyyyyy...fuck.

[–]SinfulDavey 5 points6 points ago

I guess I'll still stare and be blissfully ignorant.

[–]Cyberslasher 4 points5 points ago

tit girl... as in.. you look at your own..? or you enjoy looking at other's..?

NEED PIC FOR VERIFICATION.

[–]Arduinna 4 points5 points ago

I enjoy looking at others', and touching if they'll let me ;D

Mine are attached, I kinda have to look at them lol

The only thing I can verify for you is that I have tits lol http://i1243.photobucket.com/albums/gg556/LadyArduinna/IMG_0433.jpg

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Totally doesn't plan to xpost this to r/gonewild.

Also totally isn't thinking about bewbs.

[–]Arduinna 2 points3 points ago

Of course not

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

You may be a karma whore if: pictures of you are found on r/gonewild. You may also be the victim of someone finding pics of you and selling your body for karma.

[–]Arduinna 1 point2 points ago

hahaha I'm not concerned in the least. I'd be fairly flattered, actually.

[–]Negativity_I_like 0 points1 point ago

I mean, I think everyone likes bewbs.

EVERYONE.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

^ hasn't seen girlfriends bewbs after dating for 2 years. isn't because she hasn't tried to show him.

[–]Negativity_I_like 0 points1 point ago

Lies and slander!

You're younger than I, so I shall not taint thine ears with the stories I could tell.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

^ still has no stories.

[–]Shellface 2 points3 points ago

Maybe… she's a female tit? Well, I'm confused.

[–]Stucifer2 1 point2 points ago

They say it is healthy to stare at boobs, and then cover the boobs with that bar. ಠ_ಠ

[–]McC00LL92 1 point2 points ago

MOM, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M DOING MY CARDIO!!!

[–]Javascape 1 point2 points ago

It's true! It works by increasing your blood flow.

[–]stilllolcats 1 point2 points ago

The bottom left corner says "Fox".

DON'T BELIEVE IT!

[–]foreveralonelvl9000 1 point2 points ago

How do you think Hugh Hefner is still alive?

[–]LinkFan2202 1 point2 points ago

I must be the healthiest person in the world...

[–]Feefernet 1 point2 points ago

I need this on a t-shirt or something.

[–]ConnorLovesCookies 1 point2 points ago

Gotta love Boston.

[–]JainaOrgana 1 point2 points ago

As a women with a DDD cup size, I feel it is my duty to show cleavage.

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago

They match your giant forehead.

[–]cursoryname 1 point2 points ago

[–]t3hcoolness 2 points3 points ago

[–]APiousCultist 0 points1 point ago

TL;DR: Golly gee, Fox News was wrong?! D:

I am the master of the circlejerk.

[–]batnastard 0 points1 point ago

The tipoff is when they say that several men agreed not to look at boobs for five years. There is not enough money in the world.

[–]jstud15 0 points1 point ago

I am one healthy mother fucker!

[–]enigmatic_apostrophe 0 points1 point ago

No one will ever discover my secrets, for I am a puzzle within a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

[–]dontcallmebanjo 0 points1 point ago

science!

[–]Lythysis 0 points1 point ago

I must have a really healthy heart.

[–]reddit_user13 0 points1 point ago

You can still get fired for it, IIRC.

[–]jcaesar22 0 points1 point ago

I should be an Olympic athlete at this point....

[–]cg2916 0 points1 point ago

"Hey, I'm trying to reduce the risk of a heart attack!"

[–]Deathcouch 0 points1 point ago

My teacher says that exercise and vegetables cause cancer but she says nothing about this. Hehe

[–]97253 0 points1 point ago*

I'm fairly certain I saw that woman on an episode of My Strange Addiction. She nearly died from an infection from a botched breast augmentation because she didn't want her breasts to be any smaller. I find the obsession with breasts in Western culture to be frankly disturbing.

edit: fixed where I saw her from.

[–]eekthebat 0 points1 point ago*

TLC's My Strange Addiction featured her, and she did have a severe staph infection in her botched boob job, and subsequently had her implants removed, but she is still alive and kicking.

Sheyla Hershey

[–]97253 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes, that's what it was. Sorry for getting it wrong. I only watched a few minutes of it.

[–]worlddestroyer18 0 points1 point ago

Well that explains every female news broadcaster on Fox News.

[–]squeekypablo 0 points1 point ago

Fox is trying to increase their viewers' heart health by putting the story on the boobs so that you have to stare at them.

[–]tonysee200x 0 points1 point ago

that settles it, I am not a pervert just a health nut.

[–]daleok 0 points1 point ago

Then I will never die.

[–]Kevlar_socks 0 points1 point ago

It increases blood flow, and thus healthy

[–]rotorocker 0 points1 point ago

name?

[–]drummererb 0 points1 point ago

[–]ratking11 0 points1 point ago

Healthy spot to put the headline.

[–]rwbombc 0 points1 point ago

Awesome I have the heart of an ox by now thanks to the internet.

[–]BluRayDisc 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for this information. I shall conduct no further research.

[–]Cinderella99 0 points1 point ago

If it's Tits I Fits

[–]Soapdropper 0 points1 point ago

the only thing on fox news I'm willing to believe

[–]Elysillia 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if this works for heterosexual women and homosexual men.

[–]duleewopper 0 points1 point ago

I'm gonna live forever!

[–]im_not_different 0 points1 point ago

It's for science.

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick 0 points1 point ago

Does staring at large boobs give you cardiomegaly then?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I must be really healthy then

[–]thefloppydog 0 points1 point ago

"Umm, can I help you..?"

"Doctor's orders."

[–]JustinIsAProdigy 0 points1 point ago

Needs more jpeg.

[–]seminolecichlid 0 points1 point ago

Men were told to not stare at breast for 5 years? This is not a study lol

[–]sndwsn 0 points1 point ago

What? No ma'am, I wasn't staring at you're breasts, I was merely taking my heart medication! What sort of man do you think I am?!?

[–]the_huddled_masses 0 points1 point ago

AND...AND...masturbation cuts your prostate cancer risk.

So, you got that going for you.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I AM IMMORTAL.

[–]najeezy64 0 points1 point ago

i still remember this from brainiac

[–]TimmyPitts 0 points1 point ago

I'm the healthiest motherfucker alive!

[–]taiwanboy707 0 points1 point ago

LMFAO. On what basis was this Conclusion made?? XD Wow. That's too funny

[–]tigger_nitties 0 points1 point ago

Dammit. I thought this was the onion again. FOX fooled me again..

[–]emptytissuebox 0 points1 point ago

Scumbag news channel - Says staring at breasts is healthy, covers breasts with words

[–]pjwork 0 points1 point ago

To all Fox news haters, you didn't see this shit on CNN ;)

[–]Mancott 0 points1 point ago

Most common re-post of the decade.

[–]rhinorocan 0 points1 point ago

OK I really want to know who did the research on this one.

[–]aazav 0 points1 point ago

It's*

[–]awakenedstream 0 points1 point ago

i think whatever the study found wasn't that looking at breasts helped your health, but resisting looking at them was bad for it.

[–]czechica 0 points1 point ago

She is from my hometown and was on TLC's "My Strange Addiction". TLC called the shop I work at and asked if they could film outside of it, because it is on a lake. Apparently she shops at the boutique, but I have never seen her. According to the show, she had to have them removed for a bit when they got infected, so perhaps she came in then.

[–]heylookitsmykel 0 points1 point ago

Local Fox News always does this crap...

[–]voteddownward 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted!

[–]bigbillhell85 0 points1 point ago

For science!

[–]Indistractible 0 points1 point ago

This is not new knowledge. I remember reading about studies like this 15 years ago. 10 minutes a day of staring at breasts is like exercise.

[–]lifehacked 0 points1 point ago

ITT: Everybody making the same exact joke.

[–]carlosryan 0 points1 point ago

I'm on my way to perfect Double D health.

[–]Cloud7654 0 points1 point ago

Good Guy Scientists

[–]Benruss 0 points1 point ago

If it's healthy to stare, then why cover up them up in this picture with the headline?!

[–]elpachecoman 0 points1 point ago

Damn, then i'm going to live until i'm 150 years old.

[–]ikikstarbucks 0 points1 point ago

My excuse when I get caught looking at some random girl's boobs.

[–]bigfatredditard 0 points1 point ago

Oh look, more bullshit on Fox news.

[–]Dr_Bunsen_Burns 0 points1 point ago

if its healthy, then why is there a news flash thingy inforont of her booobs?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!

[–]used_bathwater 0 points1 point ago

Its probably to do with your heart beating faster or adrenaline or something, right?

[–]SSSambo 0 points1 point ago

Ok just letting you all know this is a repost. I, in fact have posted this around a month ago!

[–]cycophuk 1 point2 points ago

You mean you reposted it around a month ago.

[–]SSSambo 0 points1 point ago

My point is, if it is a repost anyways, why cant a new aspiring redditor get the sam kind of treatment?

[–]ch536 0 points1 point ago

it's*

[–]yoyo_master 0 points1 point ago

Fox news is bad for my health. Move your banner, assholes.

[–]SuperEgo_Bitch -1 points0 points ago*

Even if this was an actual study done, so many people would take this as a truth. As someone who got her science degree in statistics, it makes a mockery of science. I'm sure all you educated redditors know it probably has something to do with the neurotransmitters being released in the brain and the physiological effects; and you could probably get the same effect from looking at puppies and adorable fucking kittens. THEN you would HAVE to report it as something as "Neurotransmitters released from the brain when looking at aesthetically pleasing breasts increases heart health" AND THEN FROM THERE, there are a number of post-hoc tests you would need to do to show you aren't full of shit.