If its healthy.......

My wife just got breast implants about a month ago. I also started exercising about that same time. I must say, our sex life has never been better and we both feel pretty happy. Even she admits that having bigger boobs helps to turn herself on.

tape_echo · 4 months

I'm gonna live forever!

Feijin · 4 months

In a related study, Redditors on average live 15 years longer than the average human.

Vivancoser · 4 months

I will try this, you know, for science!

Sam_MF_Jackson · 4 months

So why are they blocking it off? DO THEY WANT ME TO DIE!?

Youped · 4 months

Once again a bar gets in the way of what I want to look at.

Stretchy_Treats · 4 months

it's*

Arduinna · 4 months

Not true. Unfortunately. Proven to be fake and another never conducted study, and a lie perpetuated by faux news. (among others)

Stucifer2 · 4 months

They say it is healthy to stare at boobs, and then cover the boobs with that bar. ಠ_ಠ

McC00LL92 · 4 months

MOM, LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M DOING MY CARDIO!!!

Javascape · 4 months

It's true! It works by increasing your blood flow.

stilllolcats · 4 months

The bottom left corner says "Fox".

DON'T BELIEVE IT!

foreveralonelvl9000 · 4 months

How do you think Hugh Hefner is still alive?

LinkFan2202 · 4 months

I must be the healthiest person in the world...

Feefernet · 4 months

I need this on a t-shirt or something.

ConnorLovesCookies · 4 months

Gotta love Boston.

JainaOrgana · 4 months

As a women with a DDD cup size, I feel it is my duty to show cleavage.

cursoryname · 4 months

http://i.imgur.com/8NGtw.gif

t3hcoolness · 4 months

YOU'RE WELCOME

jstud15 · 4 months

I am one healthy mother fucker!

enigmatic_apostrophe · 4 months

No one will ever discover my secrets, for I am a puzzle within a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

dontcallmebanjo · 4 months

science!

Lythysis · 4 months

I must have a really healthy heart.

reddit_user13 · 4 months

You can still get fired for it, IIRC.

jcaesar22 · 4 months

I should be an Olympic athlete at this point....

cg2916 · 4 months

"Hey, I'm trying to reduce the risk of a heart attack!"

Deathcouch · 4 months

My teacher says that exercise and vegetables cause cancer but she says nothing about this. Hehe

97253 · 4 months

I'm fairly certain I saw that woman on an episode of My Strange Addiction. She nearly died from an infection from a botched breast augmentation because she didn't want her breasts to be any smaller. I find the obsession with breasts in Western culture to be frankly disturbing.

edit: fixed where I saw her from.

worlddestroyer18 · 4 months

Well that explains every female news broadcaster on Fox News.

squeekypablo · 4 months

Fox is trying to increase their viewers' heart health by putting the story on the boobs so that you have to stare at them.

tonysee200x · 4 months

that settles it, I am not a pervert just a health nut.

daleok · 4 months

Then I will never die.

Kevlar_socks · 4 months

It increases blood flow, and thus healthy

rotorocker · 4 months

name?

ratking11 · 4 months

Healthy spot to put the headline.

rwbombc · 4 months

Awesome I have the heart of an ox by now thanks to the internet.

BluRayDisc · 4 months

Thank you for this information. I shall conduct no further research.

Cinderella99 · 4 months

If it's Tits I Fits

Soapdropper · 4 months

the only thing on fox news I'm willing to believe

Elysillia · 4 months

I wonder if this works for heterosexual women and homosexual men.

duleewopper · 4 months

I'm gonna live forever!

im_not_different · 4 months

It's for science.

Kind_Of_A_Dick · 4 months

Does staring at large boobs give you cardiomegaly then?

[deleted] · 4 months

I must be really healthy then

thefloppydog · 4 months

"Umm, can I help you..?"

"Doctor's orders."

JustinIsAProdigy · 4 months

Needs more jpeg.

seminolecichlid · 4 months

Men were told to not stare at breast for 5 years? This is not a study lol

sndwsn · 4 months

What? No ma'am, I wasn't staring at you're breasts, I was merely taking my heart medication! What sort of man do you think I am?!?

the_huddled_masses · 4 months

AND...AND...masturbation cuts your prostate cancer risk.

So, you got that going for you.

[deleted] · 4 months

I AM IMMORTAL.

najeezy64 · 4 months

i still remember this from brainiac

TimmyPitts · 4 months

I'm the healthiest motherfucker alive!

taiwanboy707 · 4 months

LMFAO. On what basis was this Conclusion made?? XD Wow. That's too funny

tigger_nitties · 4 months

Dammit. I thought this was the onion again. FOX fooled me again..

emptytissuebox · 4 months

Scumbag news channel - Says staring at breasts is healthy, covers breasts with words

pjwork · 4 months

To all Fox news haters, you didn't see this shit on CNN ;)

Mancott · 4 months

Most common re-post of the decade.

rhinorocan · 4 months

OK I really want to know who did the research on this one.

aazav · 4 months

It's*

awakenedstream · 4 months

i think whatever the study found wasn't that looking at breasts helped your health, but resisting looking at them was bad for it.

czechica · 4 months

She is from my hometown and was on TLC's "My Strange Addiction". TLC called the shop I work at and asked if they could film outside of it, because it is on a lake. Apparently she shops at the boutique, but I have never seen her. According to the show, she had to have them removed for a bit when they got infected, so perhaps she came in then.

heylookitsmykel · 4 months

Local Fox News always does this crap...

voteddownward · 4 months

Challenge accepted!

bigbillhell85 · 4 months

For science!

Indistractible · 4 months

This is not new knowledge. I remember reading about studies like this 15 years ago. 10 minutes a day of staring at breasts is like exercise.

lifehacked · 4 months

ITT: Everybody making the same exact joke.

carlosryan · 4 months

I'm on my way to perfect Double D health.

Cloud7654 · 4 months

Good Guy Scientists

Benruss · 4 months

If it's healthy to stare, then why cover up them up in this picture with the headline?!

elpachecoman · 4 months

Damn, then i'm going to live until i'm 150 years old.

ikikstarbucks · 4 months

My excuse when I get caught looking at some random girl's boobs.

bigfatredditard · 4 months

Oh look, more bullshit on Fox news.

Dr_Bunsen_Burns · 4 months

if its healthy, then why is there a news flash thingy inforont of her booobs?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!

used_bathwater · 4 months

Its probably to do with your heart beating faster or adrenaline or something, right?

SSSambo · 4 months

Ok just letting you all know this is a repost. I, in fact have posted this around a month ago!

ch536 · 4 months

it's*

yoyo_master · 4 months

Fox news is bad for my health. Move your banner, assholes.

SuperEgo_Bitch · 4 months

Even if this was an actual study done, so many people would take this as a truth. As someone who got her science degree in statistics, it makes a mockery of science. I'm sure all you educated redditors know it probably has something to do with the neurotransmitters being released in the brain and the physiological effects; and you could probably get the same effect from looking at puppies and adorable fucking kittens. THEN you would HAVE to report it as something as "Neurotransmitters released from the brain when looking at aesthetically pleasing breasts increases heart health" AND THEN FROM THERE, there are a number of post-hoc tests you would need to do to show you aren't full of shit.

funny

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They match your giant forehead.

You mean you reposted it around a month ago.

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They match your giant forehead.

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