this post was submitted on
458 points (77% like it)
640 up votes 182 down votes

funny

subscribe2,654,429 readers

8,051 users here now

Results of the facebook poll

Reminder: Political posts are not permitted in /r/funny. Try /r/PoliticalHumor instead!

NEW! No gore or porn (including sexually graphic images). Other NSFW content must be tagged as such

Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress. Try /r/politicalhumor instead.

  • Rage comics - Go to /r/fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 27 comments

[–]sachegrande 8 points9 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm gonna drop a shit load of acid in your beer.

[–]BajczTheDamned 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

That's gonna be me in exactly one week...Can't wait.

[–]Bourbon_Cognac 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Me too! Exam starts at 9, consciousness ends at 12.

[–]FlyInMyG6 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Just have to survive one more week... I'm right there with you two.

[–]Fearlessleader85 4 points5 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

When I was in your position, I didn't really go raging that night. I just chilled, had a beer, and relaxed. Then I did nothing for a month before moving to Hawaii and getting an awesome job. I hope you have similar good fortune.

[–]hayden_evans 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Im in the last year of my degree and in about 15 weeks I will be doing the exact same thing...except moving to Hawaii entails moving back home with mom...nonetheless, it will still be awesome.

[–]Fearlessleader85 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Yeeha, it's nice here.

[–]Schizoboob 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Huh. Surprised a troll hasn't mentioned the two people in the background.

[–]leherping 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I was just about to too.

[–]Schizoboob 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Damn. Ruined your moment.

[–]thehoniestbadger 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

findler ... what i am geting so far from the comments is that you need to relax, then move to hawaii. though i would miss you because you'd be gone from the great land we currently live, it would give me an extra excuse to goto hawaii ... and i wouldn't be mad about that.

[–]findler[S] 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Like you need another reason to travel to Hawaii, you're 2 steps from moving there.

[–]ivvy2340 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

And then.... grad school! Woo hoo!

[–]Harvpup 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Why do I feel that this would be funnier if it was a picture of clay Aiken and everyone read it in his voice?

[–]nomedigaspobre 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Congratulations! :D You should smoke some ganja too!

[–]Nonesmoke 0 points1 point ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

what show is that picture from anyways`?

[–]znerg 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

It's Always Sunny in Philly

[–]Freeman_C2K12 -2 points-1 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Ok... I'm officially giving up sarcastically commenting on college kids' posts where they link gifs or jpegs that somehow relate to exams or papers being due, as if we are supposed to give a fuck - there are just too many. Ok... After this one.

Lol! I see what you did there! You're all done with your finals and stuff and now it's just like - "Leave me alone. I've worked really hard and now I'm going to blow off some steam!" I like how you connected us to your emotion by linking that image on r/funny! I'm not certain because I've never watched the show, but I think it's from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I hear good things about that one. Good stuff... good stuff. Like SERIOUSLY! Awesome.

[–]fuckspace2001 5 points6 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

i want to crush your face

[–]Freeman_C2K12 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

LOL! We're all friends here, buddy.

[–]SaggyMeatCurtains 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

I'm not your buddy, chief..

[–]Freeman_C2K12 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Listen sport, can you at least try to say something clever or witty? I mean, what are we doing here?

[–]SaggyMeatCurtains 6 points7 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Hey take a seat tiger and let me explain, sometimes comments aren't the best, sometimes they're hard to consider comments.. but before you go around pointing fingers take a step back and think "Is my comment so amazing that I can be a self-entitled prick?" Now scoot on out of here and wash up for dinner.

[–]Freeman_C2K12 -1 points0 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

Way to go, champ! I'll give you an upvote for the effort. If you'd explain how "you want to crush my face," or "I'm not your buddy" are "hard to consider comments" then guess what? Another muhfuckin' upvote for you! Big it up, son.

[–]montyy123 3 points4 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You realize the guy you're replying to is not the same guy that wants to crush your face, correct? Internetz is srs business.

[–]fuckspace2001 1 point2 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

[–]Esparno 2 points3 points ago

sorry, this has been archived and can no longer be voted on

You know, they make creams for the level of butt-hurt you are displaying.