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[–]rampartrules 205 points206 points ago

BAXTER!!!

[–]MiraP 143 points144 points ago

I'M IN A GLASS CASE OF EMOTION!!!

[–]sues2nd 43 points44 points ago

AND HE TOOK HIM...WITH HIS FOOT HE KICKED HIM!

[–]Beastface86 18 points19 points ago

Ok Ron, slow down take a breath

[–]I_Am_Not_An_Expert 21 points22 points ago

incoherent babbling

[–]MickiFreeIsNotAGirl 24 points25 points ago

They're gonna put Corningstone on!
THEY'RE GOING TO PUT CORNINGSTONE ON!!!

[–]kenba2099 8 points9 points ago

Lemme just say something, lemme just say something...... WHAAAAAARRRGAAARBL

[–]shitterplug 7 points8 points ago

THE BAD MAN! THE BAD MAN PUNTED HIM!

[–]leSconnie 11 points12 points ago

BARK TWICE IF YOU'RE IN MILWAUKEE!

[–]Phoniexbates 68 points69 points ago

The bad man punted Baxter!

[–]badmanpuntedbaxter 134 points135 points ago

THE BAD MAN PUNTED BAXTER! (this reply was brought to you by badmanpuntedbaxter)

[–]DefinitelyNotShifty 32 points33 points ago

104 days in reddit, ever think you're name would be this relevant?

[–]deathtoke 24 points25 points ago

And yet someone still beat him to the punch.

[–]MisterPeach 15 points16 points ago

But he didn't beat him to the punt.

[–]wesman212 1 point2 points ago

Guys...BAXTER? Let's talk about what matters here.

[–]MuffinBoss 0 points1 point ago

Forgot your sunglasses

[–]AnsonLM 1 point2 points ago

*your

[–]badmanpuntedbaxter 0 points1 point ago

Well, with all the Anchorman quotes/names/discussions... yeah, I did!

[–]Soldyhurr -3 points-2 points ago

you're

[–]plus_ultra 5 points6 points ago

That other guy should delete his post if he knows what's good for him.

[–]Blithon 3 points4 points ago

It's your time, badmanpuntedbaxter. Go on. Show how brightly you shine!

[–]Fruitboots 16 points17 points ago

That's how I roll!

[–]baxterg13 2 points3 points ago

yea?

[–]ggrundeis[!] 5 points6 points ago

I'm Ron Burgundy?

[–]ILL_Show_Myself_Out 3 points4 points ago

Who typed a question mark on the TelePrompTer?!?

Edit: TIL my iPhone autocorrects to the correct capitalization of TelePrompTer.

Edit: also, TIL there's a correct capitalization of TelePrompTer.

[–]slowbreeze 2 points3 points ago

he was like a miniature buddah

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Baxter? Is that you? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

[–]sweetlincolnsmullet 0 points1 point ago

Can you hear me? Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

[–]Aisthetiks 63 points64 points ago

This is your aww post I'm guessing?

Not to be mean, but I can see why it was down voted...

[–]Lecard 26 points27 points ago

Oh yeah, I found that to downvote it. What a shitty photo and they should feel bad.

[–]saintNIC 7 points8 points ago

Awwwwww!

[–]Poltras 3 points4 points ago

Not to be mean, but I can't see anything at all...

[–][deleted] 52 points53 points ago

You got downvoted not because people don't like your pet, but because you posted a low quality picture. Get your dog to sit still and you'll probably get more upvotes next time.

[–]ahydell 19 points20 points ago

I posted a good and quite artistic photograph of my cat once and it got downvoted to 0.

http://i.imgur.com/vAASl.jpg

[–]SaltyBabe 27 points28 points ago

That's not even true, I posted a high res, really cute photo of my dog on Aww once, still got downvotes. I just post on r/dachshund now and she gets the upvotes she deserves.

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

I can't believe that one got downvoted. She's utterly precious.

[–]ahydell 0 points1 point ago

That's a really cute picture. I'm sorry you got downvoted.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Odd, that looks like something that would get pretty up there. Maybe you should try posting it again during a different time zone, and maybe a different title if you feel that may have been the reason.

[–]toxilium 45 points46 points ago

How is this artistic? You just took a picture of the thing's face.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

But it's got depth and shit man!

[–]krispyKRAKEN 0 points1 point ago

nanananana Shitman!

[–]Soup_and_a_Roll 22 points23 points ago

Like the Mona Lisa is just some chick's head and torso, right? Jeez.

[–]bradygilg 5 points6 points ago

Reddit hates the Mona Lisa too, did you see that post a few months back?

[–]Soup_and_a_Roll 0 points1 point ago

I didn't actually. I'm not personally a big fan of art. You get some very cool stuff like Dali but on the whole art is only a good as someone is prepared to pay for.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Soup_and_a_Roll 12 points13 points ago

I'm merely highlighting that just because something isn't obviously complex, it doesn't mean it is not artistic.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

I think the real comparison was the choice of description. By reducing everything that far, anything can be described and sound unimpressive and basic. You just took a picture of the cat's face. You just painted some chick. You're just lifting pieces of metal(weight lifting). You jumped off a high place with a big piece of cloth(skydiving). You just wrote a bunch of words and put them together(any book).

[–]TheMoki 11 points12 points ago

That's actually pretty great picture. Aaaawwwwww.

[–]saintNIC 0 points1 point ago

......0blivion?

[–]the_tab_key 35 points36 points ago

When I saw this in theaters, a couple walked out after that scene in a tizzy. What the hell did they think they were in for? Shakespeare?

[–]TRAUMAjunkie 6 points7 points ago

I love poetry. And a glass of scotch. And of course, my friend Baxter here.

[–]Tobz511 0 points1 point ago

I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes, down into my belly.

[–]brnitschke 0 points1 point ago

I love when old people get indignant about shit. It makes that same shit more awesome!

[–]Bilibond 7 points8 points ago

Who said they were old?

[–]captainmcr 0 points1 point ago

Like Larry's manager's parents off HBO's curb your enthusiasm. 's

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I really hope that was not a real puppy.

[–][deleted] 89 points90 points ago

I love how obvious the fake dog is when it's falling.

[–]Mr_Cold 10 points11 points ago

Well, then this matches perfectly my feelings towards my mother in law

[–]gojirra 12 points13 points ago

Did... did the people downvoting you think the dog was real?

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

No, it was just so obvious we didn't need someone pointing out how obvious it is.

[–]gojirra 9 points10 points ago

Well then you missed his point completely. He wasn't trying to inform everyone of the dog being fake, but that that particular joke is his favorite part.

[–]joeldavis 1 point2 points ago

I believe that's part of the joke.

[–]dsi1 0 points1 point ago

It's like a helicopter. A dog doll helicopter.

[–]ChewiestBroom 0 points1 point ago

wait...Jack Black didn't actually punt a dog off a bridge?

[–]elthompson 7 points8 points ago

"Well now this is happening!"

[–]Special_Redditor 22 points23 points ago

[–]ruderabbit 6 points7 points ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ym-toH7EF1c&feature=related

Higher quality ... less handheld re-recording and backwardsing.

[–]kenelbow 1 point2 points ago

[–]ruderabbit 0 points1 point ago

Yes ... okay. I concede defeat.

[–]PlaySomeJazz 2 points3 points ago

Thank you, you are indeed a very special redditor.

[–]badmanpuntedbaxter 20 points21 points ago

YAY! Finally my reddit name is relevant! Didn't think it would take this long, to be honest. THE BAD MAN PUNTED BAXTER!!!

[–]jerlovescake 8 points9 points ago

That gif was WAY too fast.

[–]Cruel_Obsession 1 point2 points ago

It seemed to go faster the more I watched it...interesting...

[–]monolithdigital 11 points12 points ago

That's because no one gives a shit about your:

  • dog staring blankly
  • uncle
  • girlfriends creation
  • kid doing average kid shit
  • cat acting like a normal cat
  • etc

[–]the_science_is_sound 1 point2 points ago

Aww man, I had more shit to add to this, and you fucked it all up with that damn 'etc'. Think about the reply button man!

[–]gigitrix 0 points1 point ago

It's /r/aww. What other content do they expect???

[–]lnickelly 2 points3 points ago

i hope jack black makes a return in the second movie :p

[–]KingNick 2 points3 points ago

Pets get downvoted in /aww?

[–]Liquid_Swordsman 2 points3 points ago

Baxter tried to defile the metal. He failed, as he was punted off the bridge.

[–]pyromonkey21 2 points3 points ago

NEWS TEAM ASSEMBLE

[–]merebrillante 1 point2 points ago

Ron, I know this may sound harsh, but God does not want her to live.

[–]pyromonkey21 0 points1 point ago

I heard there period attracts bears THEY CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION

[–]merebrillante 0 points1 point ago

You see? Now you're putting the whole station in jeopardy.

[–]hidden_username 1 point2 points ago

yup, that is why I don't post pix of mt Pit bull to r/aww anymore

[–]belessd 1 point2 points ago

I yelled out in the middle of the theater when this happened.

[–]Parliamentarian 1 point2 points ago

Someone for the love of spaghetti monster post a gif of that lady who put a cat in a bin.

[–]Nelboaconstrictor 1 point2 points ago

I like to think of it like the scene in Scrubs where the police shoot Sasha and JD is forced to watch in agony.

[–]bdubaya 1 point2 points ago

OP, if you're the one who made the gif, I can explain why it's moving so fast. To lower filesize, you likely removed every other frame of the gif. When you do this, make sure you double the delay of the remaining frames.

[–]DJWaffle 1 point2 points ago

You ate a whole wheel of cheese! I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.

[–]mrwalkway32 1 point2 points ago

That's how I roll.

[–]ISayMeanThingz 1 point2 points ago

The dog deserved it.

[–]Edge578 1 point2 points ago

The only time when I down vote r/aww posts is when the title of the post is ridiculously obnoxious. So it might be you, not your pet that's getting downvoted

[–]TheDirtKing 1 point2 points ago

Don't post your pets on the internet faggot.

[–]ajr901 6 points7 points ago

Reddit is plain mean sometimes. So a few months back I got a new tattoo and I was also fairly recent to reddit so I was browsing around to see which subreddits I was into. I discovered /r/tattoos and decided to post a picture of my new tatt and ask people what they think? Turns out it got downvoted like hell and people were saying it was crap and stuff. I looked at it thinking if I made a mistake for about a week. Never asking reddit for an opinion ever again.

[–]brnitschke 9 points10 points ago

I know the feeling. The chain of events seems go like this:

  1. Discover Reddit.
  2. These are my people!
  3. I will post simliar great things to share what happens to me.
  4. All posts are down voted to oblivion.

Special caveat: Sometimes anomalies appear who are The One and get all the karma without even posting cute pics of cats.

[–]gojirra 4 points5 points ago

I know it can feel like that but there are two reasons:

  1. Everything you post is crap or meh. I know it hurts, but it's true.
  2. You may actually post good things, but Reddit is mostly into shitty reposts of memes, etc.

[–]brnitschke 1 point2 points ago

Possibly a little of both. But oh well, Reddit hasn't been hurting for content. So no need to contribute by me. :)

[–]LeMeowman 6 points7 points ago

What the hell is this crap? Anyway you should post the tattoo here so we can see :)

[–]OverlordQ 7 points8 points ago

[–]ajr901 6 points7 points ago

I very shamefully deleted it once I got a ton of downvotes.

[–]ferretonin 0 points1 point ago

I would love to see it and give you an honest opinion. I'll send you a pic of mine first :D

[–]bubbameister33 0 points1 point ago

I feel betrayed.

[–]Naltharion -2 points-1 points ago

Sorry but most tattoo's are shit at least they were honest. Would you rather everyone tell you it's cool and then laugh behind your back?

[–]luliotlsk 2 points3 points ago

If it was a cat, it would have never got downvoted D:

[–]bitcheslovedroids 19 points20 points ago

I don't like cats and I thought that was pretty fucked up

[–]Reddickk 7 points8 points ago

You don't like cats? What's wrong with you?

[–][deleted] 8 points9 points ago

Wow, what a dick.

Any context?

[–]Cheshire057 2 points3 points ago

Not that i know of. I don't even remember where i found the GIF.

[–]happyCuddleTime 0 points1 point ago

The setting appears to be somewhere in a developing country. People in those countries tend to have little regard for animal welfare. There's no concept of "animal rights" like there is in the west. I'm not being bigotted. I have been to several third world countries and have seen animals treated with astounding cruelty (by my Western standards).

[–]luliotlsk 1 point2 points ago

i said reddit lol not some random guy... i wonder if the poor kitty made it

[–]Fideon 1 point2 points ago

New Favorite .GIF

[–]crusaderofsin 0 points1 point ago

Someone please tell me that cats can swim. Anyone?

[–]bigmeech 2 points3 points ago

no it doesnt shut up

[–]Galaxyhiker42[S] 2 points3 points ago

Get* not gets

I can write English?

[–]HerpinDerpster 0 points1 point ago

You were correct the first time:

First person: I get

Second person: You get

Third person: He/she/it gets <= Your pet (= it) gets

[–]massey909 1 point2 points ago

but more importantly, this gif loaded amazingly fast.

[–]I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD 1 point2 points ago

If that's really what it feels like, you may not want to take the risk of posting.

[–]NewAccts 0 points1 point ago

That gif brought back some memories. Damn

[–]Markojudas 0 points1 point ago

You have no idea. This IS my favorite part of the movie. I love this movie. I laughed so hard I puked from both ends...

[–]akuta 0 points1 point ago

You shouldn't have thrown a burrito at him.

[–]MogHeadedFreakshow 0 points1 point ago

I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[–]s1ppycup 0 points1 point ago

Stopped watching the movie at this exact scene. I'm okay with seeing people get hurt, but animal abuse just doesn't resonate with me :C

[–]ballstein 0 points1 point ago

BAXTER!

[–]Hulkster99 0 points1 point ago

hehe, good one

if it makes you feel better they're probably downvoting the topic line.

[–]Jsizzles93 0 points1 point ago

Thats the price of a delicious but filling burrito

[–]hunteddragonandstuff 0 points1 point ago

I'm not even mad. That's amazing.

[–]Buddhainhair 0 points1 point ago

Man... I hate that guy!

[–]frankchesco 0 points1 point ago

BAXTER, NO!

[–]thehensonator 0 points1 point ago

I posted this same exact .GIF, and this Guy gets 1,000 upvotes and i get 10... sigh

[–]sircmpwn 0 points1 point ago

Someone is going to post it. Some asshole is going to post it.

[–]claytonbigsby420 0 points1 point ago

BAXTER, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

[–]claytonbigsby420 0 points1 point ago

I wonder if he was speaking spanish during the fall..

[–]merebrillante 0 points1 point ago

Baxter knows Ron doesn't understand Spanish!

[–]GiantPineapple 0 points1 point ago

Awwwwww!

[–]vgarrett 0 points1 point ago

this is sooo wrong. you're a terribad.

[–]darkheart86 0 points1 point ago

I don't know if I'm crying or just laughing insanely hard

[–]mndb 0 points1 point ago

What the hell bro?

[–]merebrillante 1 point2 points ago

You just thrashed my bike!

[–]darter22 0 points1 point ago

How many animals have you killed?

[–]DownVotingCats 0 points1 point ago

There are downvotes in /r/awww ?

[–]32no 0 points1 point ago

My dog being that size, I flinch and die a little on the inside each time he kicks the stuffed animal over the bridge.

[–]IstheCakeReallyaLie 0 points1 point ago

Get a cat.

[–]WilsonHanks 0 points1 point ago

Would people really do that?

Go on the internet and downvote cats?

[–]goblinharem 0 points1 point ago

This is what I want to do to my neighbor's annoying chihuahua. Except for the fact I would get sued.

[–]HoneyBadgerDontCare8 0 points1 point ago

I THREW A BURITO AT HIM

[–]LettersFromTheSky 0 points1 point ago

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.

[–]slimeham 1 point2 points ago

[–]VictorGrey 0 points1 point ago

No one gives a fuck about your goddamned cat.

[–]samiam026 0 points1 point ago

PUPPY!!

[–]EPIC_BAGELS9000 0 points1 point ago

i'd kill a guy if i saw him throw a dog off a bridge in real life.for some reason it angers me when people hurt animals more then when people hurt other people

[–]merebrillante 0 points1 point ago

"The man butted Baxter!"

"Ron, I can't understand."

"Wait. Wait. I want to say something. AHHAAAAHHOOOOOEHOOAAAA!"

'What? I didn't understand you."

"AHHAAAAHHOOOOOEHOOAAAA!"

[–]ohebb 0 points1 point ago

Every time I watch that movie, that scene makes me shed a tear every time.

[–]SuperCoupe 0 points1 point ago

Fucking Pontiac Grand Prix.

[–]loercase 0 points1 point ago

I recently unsubscribed from /r/aww after several months. I've never been happier. It's ironic how full of "love" that subreddit appears to be, yet how full of hate it is in the comments section. Plus I'm sick of upvoting corgies and downvoting huskies...

[–]full_of_stars 0 points1 point ago

"Well guess what, now this is happening!"

[–]nkLottery 0 points1 point ago

I'm glad some people other than me downvote dogs and cats. /r/aww needs more variety

[–]signspam 0 points1 point ago

Especially my injured cat on my cakeday

[–]pandaBreeder 0 points1 point ago

BAXTER! Bark twice if you're in Milwaukee!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I still love them.

[–]julesasner-dt 0 points1 point ago

lol that exactly what i do to the dogs on reddit, dogs are ugly to look at. Unless its a fox, i like foxes. The kitties get all the upvotes.

[–]maxfoley 0 points1 point ago

I want to try some Sex Panther

[–]blinkysan 0 points1 point ago

I'm supposed to be sulking in the bedroom after a fight right now dammit.. you made me chuckle!

[–]HowdyDoDat 0 points1 point ago

You are not funny. Anchor man is funny. Also, you hurt something I love, now I'm going to hurt something you love.

[–]snowboarder543 0 points1 point ago

BEST FUCKING MOVIE!!.... By the beard of zeus!

[–]live_to_ride95 0 points1 point ago

GREAT ODIN'S RAVEN!

[–]the_science_is_sound 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that happened!

[–]ImmaTripper 0 points1 point ago

I have many leather bound books, My apartment smells of rich mahogany.

[–]QWERTY36 0 points1 point ago

Woot I got the 1000'th upvote! I am the decider.

[–]Uchimane 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend has the same dog. Next time she makes me mad I'll show her this and say, "don't make me do this"

[–]johnny3254 0 points1 point ago

Lol this idiot just kicked 4000 karma into a river

[–]PossiblyTrolling 0 points1 point ago

what did it feel like when I downvoted this overused repost?

From my side, feelsgoodman.jpg

[–]Bumblebree 1 point2 points ago

Regardless of the fact that I know it was from a video and the kicked kick is obviously fake, my first reaction to that was "that guy needs to die in a fucking fire for kicking that puppy".

[–]nomogoodnames 7 points8 points ago

It's from the movie "Anchorman"

[–]Bumblebree 1 point2 points ago

Ah. Thank you. I should probably get around to watching that at some point.

[–]scrappster 0 points1 point ago

I don't downvote often, but I find myself downvoting a lot of threads on r/aww. Why? Because of sympathy-seeking posts. 'He died today, show some love!', 'He has cancer, show some love!', 'r/Pics didn't love him, will you?', 'I just saved this cutie from the gutter, show love!'

Anything that reads like someone vying for attention is instantly downvoted. r/aww is for cute, adorable pictures, not ones that depress you or remind you of nasty horrible shit. That constant 'pay attention to me' ruins the /r/aww experience for me.

[–]merebrillante 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, when I got here, your response was at -1. WTF is up with that? It says right there in the rules of the sub-forum, no posts that will make us sad. Do I look away every time the man butts Baxter over the bridge? Yes. But I know that's fiction. Posting pics of your dog or cat that just died on r/aww when it says right there, DON'T DO THAT!, is just fucking wrong. I go to r/aww to be cheered up after I look at shit on r/politics or r/atheism. Dude, why you gotta be bringin' that shit into my house?

[–]scrappster 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, it's frustrating. I want to look at cute pics of animals when I'm feeling sad to help break me out of the sad-cycle. The concept of the 'Aww' is fuzzy-inducing, rainbow-splosion, squee, happy-feeling. Not 'Remember how everything you love is going to die? Yeah. Probably slowly and painfully, too, getting older and less capable of everything they once loved, and you'll be crying like a pathetic bitch in a cold vet-room as you watch your dog who'd been there for 15+ years close their eyes for the last time'

Oh fuck, now I'm tearing up. Dammit. If only there was a soft, fuzzy happy place on reddit where I could see adorable babby animals without being reminded of what I just typed. Guess funny is as close at it gets.

[–]merebrillante 1 point2 points ago

Aww! Wish I could refer you to r/aww, but there's all those dead pets there.

On a sort of unrelated topic, I saw Cabin in the Woods last weekend, and I elbowed my friend at one point in the movie and said, "Lotta hist'ry up that road."

[–]nottaclevername -2 points-1 points ago

"Down votes get personal on r/aww"

http://imgur.com/m5XGw

[–]BrentNewbury -1 points0 points ago

THE MAN PUNTED BAXTER!

[–]Marchemalheur 0 points1 point ago

THE MAN ON THE BRIDGE! I HIT HIM WITH A BURRITO!

[–]Tokestra420 -1 points0 points ago

It's also how it feels seeing you get more Karma than me by posting the same GIF I did the other day. Not like I was the first though, so no hard feelings, although I do feel like Baxter.

[–]buhymen -1 points0 points ago

i don't know why, but obviously fake bodies being tossed through the air is the funniest thing to me, even more than dick & fart jokes.