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So I guess they weren't fond of his jokes.. (imgur.com)

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[–]Knov 395 points396 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/P2Mtq.jpg

[–]rblkbrd 101 points102 points ago

This is my favourite Club Penguin ban. Makes me laugh every time.

[–]iRideDragons 5 points6 points ago

I like the other one that's like OP's post.

[–]Geno098 93 points94 points ago

Seriously. Why are there so many god damn purple penguins?

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]Geno098 66 points67 points ago

...and the summer before that.

...and the summer before that...

[–]velkyr 49 points50 points ago

Hay guyz, wanna go block da pool? lololol

[–]Wargall 49 points50 points ago

CLOSED DUE TO AIDS IN THE WATER.

[–]velkyr 4 points5 points ago

AFRODUCK!

[–]DownvoterAccount 6 points7 points ago

SWASTIGET

[–]Colostomy 1 point2 points ago

And I thought raiding 9Gag was petty...

[–]vecycl 152 points153 points ago

Similar

[–]aelzeiny 140 points141 points ago*

This is the shameless story of my club penguin experience. I used to lurk around at the top of the tallest mountain challenging 5 year olds to a game of sled racing. I took their $$$ every time. One day some poor kid kept demanding a rematch. Needless to say I wiped the floor with him every time until he finally ran out of money. He stalked me for the rest of the day calling me, i shit you not, "doo-doo head". I felt like a real man. I've never told anybody any of this

edit: grammer

edit 2: misspelled 'grammar' with spell-check. Just when I though that I couldn't sink any lower.

[–]Urvilan 17 points18 points ago

I feel like you did the "though" thing on purpose so I'm not going to even jump on that.

[–]bolongatony 12 points13 points ago

Grammar

FTFY

[–]erythro 9 points10 points ago

similar

[–]Redsoundwaves 8 points9 points ago

I like how it makes you think about your actions with the big Okay

[–]mrthbrd 17 points18 points ago

PURPLES RAD OTHERS MAD

[–]Takuun 0 points1 point ago

pr? pr?

[–]TheAztec 9 points10 points ago

For those not in the know.

[–]UDNTNOME 31 points32 points ago

welcome to reddit where

You have been banned for saying "all the shit is from 4chan"

[–]Jrodkin 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to reddit where You have been banned on /r/pyongyang for something inadvertent and unrelated.

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[–]UDNTNOME 17 points18 points ago

nah, i deserve,

I made a joke about beating a live horse which itself is beating a dead horse

[–]OkonkwoJones 12 points13 points ago

You actually beat a dead horse with another dead horse.

[–]Geno098 3 points4 points ago

Because he's stating something that everyone already knows.

[–]LeTweek 6 points7 points ago

Why the downvotes? It's mostly because you say "why the downvotes?"

[–]ahaltingmachine 1 point2 points ago

Well the guy who said that wasn't getting downvotes, so are you implying that he is getting downvotes because of something that someone else hadn't actually said yet?

My head hurts now.

[–]kotoandjuri 1 point2 points ago

Why the upvotes? Is it mostly because he didn't ask for them?

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[–]Sousepoester 26 points27 points ago*

Somehow when i click your link i get a malware waring i never seen before. Which is really weird because it's just a link to your previous post. Anyone else has this experience?

Edit: nvm, figured it out. When i click "View images" one of them is on a site named "womanhonorthyself" there seems to be the problem. I'll let myself out now, carry on.

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[–]DrunkenAss 6 points7 points ago

THE HUMAN RACE IS A VIRUS IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT MAN, LIKE, ALL OF US MAN.

[–]Jackle13 5 points6 points ago

YEAH, WE MULTIPLY AND MULTIPLY UNTIL EVERY RESOURCE IS CONSUMED AND THE ONLY WAY FOR US TO SURVIVE IS TO SPREAD TO ANOTHER AREA. THERE IS ANOTHER ORGANISM ON THIS PLANET THAT FOLLOWS THE SAME PATTERN - A VIRUS. HUMAN BEINGS ARE A DISEASE, A CANCER ON THIS PLANET, WE ARE A PLAGUE. AND THE MACHINES ARE THE CURE.

[–]angryfistofgod 1 point2 points ago

I thought that most animals on the planet follow that pattern when not faced with predation.

[–]Jackle13 2 points3 points ago

NO, YOU SEE, EVERY MAMMAL ON THIS PLANET INSTINCTIVELY DEVELOPS A NATURAL EQUILIBRIUM WITH THE SURROUNDING ENVIRONMENT BUT US HUMANS DO NOT.

I'm turning into POLITE_ALLCAPS_AGENTSMITH.

[–]Colostomy 5 points6 points ago

That first bloody link.

[–]gkardos 4 points5 points ago

Not so much a repost, but a crosspost. The OP said that it wasn't his jokes, so he wasn't really taking credit for it.

[–]smog_alado 1 point2 points ago

OMG, even the top post and the top response to the top post are the same! oO

[–]dawmi 0 points1 point ago

This is such an old picture, going as far back as May 2011 from google reverse image search. So either you waited to post it or yours was a repost too.

[–]flounder19 0 points1 point ago

the comments are oddly identical

[–]this_is_interest_me 0 points1 point ago

i've seen this reposted many times, you must be proud haha

[–]Shippage 0 points1 point ago

My first original idea I thought was funny I posted in /r/funny, it reached about 3 upvotes and gained no further attention. My friend then links me to some guy who stole that image and reposted it to r/trees and had gotten over 1,000 karma.

[–]kindofawardance -1 points0 points ago

what are you fucking joking? I saw this 4chan well over 2 months ago...

[–]Copelandish 41 points42 points ago

FALSE

Your comedy is flawed from the start. Penguins only live in the Southern Hemisphere, therefore, live in the Antarctic. The Arctic refers to the northern equivalent.

BOOM science

[–]dassur 9 points10 points ago

PROOF

[–]Copelandish 10 points11 points ago

Proof

Also, I'm an educator at an AZA accredited Zoo.

[–]dassur 5 points6 points ago

I can't find it, but there was a post where someone was making claims and their "proof" was them saying "PROOF".

[–]FeltRaptor 6 points7 points ago

Here you go

And here's a mirror for the image

[–]dassur 2 points3 points ago

You can be my hero, baby.

[–]silversapp 0 points1 point ago

It's become something of a meme now.

[–]StezzerLolz 0 points1 point ago

Boom. Headshot.

[–][deleted] 61 points62 points ago

I got banned for something better once. I got bored on summer and found a few friends to lead a communist uprising on Club Penguin.

We all created accounts and met up in a central part of the map. From there we began preaching about the inequality of wealth in Club Penguin. I think the main point was that some of the higher level (if that's what it is in Club Penguin) accounts had pets or something. So we advocated that all pets be redistributed among the "common" players. Then we told them that we'd all work together at the ice slide game or something.

We got a good following that listened and started preaching communism with us. I think I got banned for language but I can't remember exactly what I said... it was a while back...

TL;DR Club Penguin abbreviates to CP

[–]ltran96 13 points14 points ago

I say we continue this.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Now that I've remembered this I think I'll gather my band of commies and try again!

The best part is when the kids start chanting "Red Army".

[–]jooze 0 points1 point ago

If you do this and catalog it, I will read and upvote it.

[–]Jackle13 4 points5 points ago

I remember doing something similar on runescape, only it was a capitalist revolution. We were rioting for free trade, because they had just assigned values to every object and made it impossible to buy items for less or sell items for more than the game said they are worth.

[–]kingster20 -1 points0 points ago

And the GE was born

[–]Jackle13 0 points1 point ago

I liked the GE, but I preferred free trade. It wouldn't be impossible to have free trade and the GE in the same game though, when you want to sell something you select a minimum price that you will accept for the items, and when you buy something you select a maximum. Capped trade was the reason I quit, I could no longer get a great deal on a piece of armour, and I couldn't make money by buying low and selling high. The wilderness was fun, but to me the free trade system was far more important.

[–]honusnuggie 0 points1 point ago

Your story is absolute trash. You can't claim a better story and not have a punchline. Fuck, man. Brain disease everywhere you go.

[–]JustAnotherBrick -2 points-1 points ago

You should come over to r/communism and r/socialism... and don't forget r/debateacommunist!

[–]omaha_shanks 29 points30 points ago

Nice try China.

[–]Mashleylol 45 points46 points ago

Man I fuckin love Arctic Monkeys

[–]thejmonster 3 points4 points ago

I'm listening to them right now and this post kinda scared me.

[–]snickerdood 32 points33 points ago

some people just dont know quality comedy when they see it.

[–]assassin10 49 points50 points ago

1) Penguins do not live in the Arctic.

2) He said "were" instead of "we're".

Poor geography skills and illiteracy are never laughing matters.

[–]gundum35 13 points14 points ago

I'm laughing my ass off you buzzkill

[–]serlightsalot 9 points10 points ago

Rubber dinghy rapids omar

[–]Cyborg_Cricket 73 points74 points ago

I guess they gave him the cold shoulder.

[–]Redfoxyboy 21 points22 points ago

Some people need to cool down and stop taking things so seriously

[–]sulubster 14 points15 points ago

Seriously, no need for icy stares.

[–]Volke_Spy 5 points6 points ago

I love the Arctic Monkeys

[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 8 points9 points ago

A club penguin post in /gaming?ಠ_ಠ

[–]Potatoslut 2 points3 points ago

I like the arctic monkeys...

[–]czhang706 5 points6 points ago

I hereby admit I'm dumb as shit.

I don't get it.

[–]Ledzee 3 points4 points ago

*Antarctic

[–]Dani212M 1 point2 points ago

I'm getting to the stage in my reddit career where I remember reports like this at first glance.

[–]IzziTheEpic 1 point2 points ago

You should have tried to tip the iceberg... I'm ashamed for remembering that.

[–]EnzoFawkes 1 point2 points ago

Fake. OP made a secondary account to keep his badass walrus from getting banned.

[–]yockinnottou 1 point2 points ago

me and my friends were bored on xbl one summer night, decided to all make club penguin accounts and troll kids.

we followed this girl around for about an hour continuously saying "hug my big leg". we each got banned 3 times, and every time we made a new account we would go on to the same server, find the same girl, and do it again.

[–]omGItsSEaN 1 point2 points ago

I remember seeing this a few months ago. Still makes me laugh. xD Upvote for you sir!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

That girl looked pretty interested.

[–]yuanbaca 1 point2 points ago

He clearly needs a lesson on how to break the ice. Clearly he has no idea on how to act cool.

[–]analbandit2509 1 point2 points ago

penguins live in the ANTARCTIC.

[–]AhmadSA 0 points1 point ago

I got banned permanently cause I was yelling SHlT (with an L) in front of the pirate fella.

[–]iamjasonstatham 0 points1 point ago

nikolai loves julian.

[–]akashicb 0 points1 point ago

Ah, good times.

My friends and I managed to get the entire College banned from Club Penguin once. Asking "Who likes black Dodge vans?" and "Who likes putting Popsicle's in their mouth?" was the wrong thing to say apparently.

[–]zman0728 0 points1 point ago

Did this game introduce hats before/around the same time as TF2? Cause when I played this 5-6 years ago, there were hats...

[–]bondmaxbondrock 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]evoim3 0 points1 point ago

I...never thought I would see the day, when I face reddit and say "CLUB PENGUIN! HOLY FUCKING CRAP!"

Now read it like the song "I've got a golden ticket" from Willy Wonka.

[–]MaunaLoona 0 points1 point ago

What is this, microsoft comic chat 2.0?

[–]catsfive 0 points1 point ago

Bloom County and sigh... I'm old. I'll show myself out.

[–]taiwanboy707 0 points1 point ago

... Nor am I.

[–]MentalRaid 0 points1 point ago

So I guess they weren't fond of his jokes..

Uh.. no, it looks like he was banned because...

...oh fuck it.... nevermind

On a side note: what's up with all lame shit on the front page tonight? This gets 1k+ ups. Seriously?

[–]ChimpBottle 0 points1 point ago

Forgot about that game.

Hey, did anyone ever manage to tip the iceberg?

[–]DoctorPimpslap 0 points1 point ago

For your grand repost I allot you 1 downvote.

[–]alecyo12 0 points1 point ago

Can any one link the snow ball ban XD

[–]dailyfusion 0 points1 point ago

i laughed. probably a repost but upvote comin' your way regardless.

[–]cirkaman 0 points1 point ago

Clearly a walrus.

[–]jae9c 0 points1 point ago

haha

[–]VonSnoe 0 points1 point ago

Im dying of laughter right now :(

[–]derpawan 0 points1 point ago

Okay

[–]kinjala 0 points1 point ago

NO! Penguins don't live in the arctic! They live in the antarctic (or simply Antarctica)

[–]WileEPeyote 0 points1 point ago

...and this is why my children's accounts (6 and 8) only allow the canned conversation items.

[–]dvsboy10 0 points1 point ago

I love the artic monkeys am I the only one here who knows them??

[–]Deafhawk36 -1 points0 points ago

what is this game lol?

[–]dafishy 1 point2 points ago

Club Penguin. It's an old online game by Disney.

[–]DementedHeadcrab 16 points17 points ago

FALSE

it was made by miniclip games (or something like that). i played back when it was first made. Disney bought it and after that they added stuff that made it WAY less fun.

[–]CoolgyFurlough 2 points3 points ago

Haven't played in years and remember it on miniclip. What did they add that was bad?

[–]manomow 1 point2 points ago

Everything mostly became "payed membership" only.

[–]Problem_GASH 0 points1 point ago

Same here. I remember it was bought for something to the tune of $350 million though.

[–]chotix 1 point2 points ago

OBJECTION! Rocketsnail made it, BITCH. I still play it

[–]anyways_vs_anyway 0 points1 point ago

Rsnail made penguin chat up until version 3. Then he merged with New Horizon Interactive which produced the finally version.

[–]Conexion 1 point2 points ago*

Seriously, the latest expansion came out last week and the new content just blows. Tankuins now get a speed debuff when walking on land?! Awesome, thanks for making the grind from 110 to 120 take an extra 6 hours. And flying penguin raids? What Disney, you running out of ideas already?

[–]DementedHeadcrab 1 point2 points ago

what in the name rockhopper is a tankuin? back in my day (last time i played) we only had fishing sleding pizzas and minecarts. oh and i wont look at the modern club penguin, because my nostalgia/memory of 5 years ago MUST NOT BE DESTROYED

[–]dafishy 0 points1 point ago

Oh, I played it when I was in about 4th grade haha, I only recently noticed the Disney logo last time when I was seeing if the game had changed at all.

[–]GoghGirl 0 points1 point ago

When was this game first available?

[–]Skate3Dood 0 points1 point ago

Rocketsnail of Rocketsnail games an billybob actually. It was just allowed on miniclip

[–]StanTheFatCow 0 points1 point ago

you got a bit of a cold reception..

[–]oONatetheGreatOo -1 points0 points ago

I literally rofl'd all over the floor. Someone call an ambulance, the giggles are coming back!

[–]StanlyRoo -2 points-1 points ago

Stop stealing this shit from /v/.

[–]brocoder 7 points8 points ago

Banned:

The server has automatically banned you for saying a dirty word.

You Said: "Stop stealing this shit from /v/."

[–]StanlyRoo -1 points0 points ago

SO FUNNY

[–]jopreff -1 points0 points ago

I laughed to hard

[–]BrotherDamascus 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is when he goes "ahaha quality comedy".

[–]BenPup -1 points0 points ago

This isn't youtube.

[–]BrotherDamascus 1 point2 points ago

I know... I was just telling people what my favorite part is.

[–]silversapp 2 points3 points ago

How can you be against that?

[–]Jbbbbb -4 points-3 points ago

REPOST KILL IT WITH FIRE

[–]Hateful_Poster -2 points-1 points ago

antarctic, moron.

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[–]Geno098 2 points3 points ago

We're pretty bad, but not even close to 9gag's level.

[–]theC4K3is4lie -2 points-1 points ago

welp, I'm off to go get purposefully banned from club penguin for 1. the luls and 2. I don't give a shit.

[–]RAIDERNATION 1 point2 points ago

We got a basses over here!

[–]digmachine 2 points3 points ago

i slappah dah bass

[–]theC4K3is4lie 1 point2 points ago

slappah da Bieees

-"I Love You, Man"

[–]RAIDERNATION 1 point2 points ago

Badass* fucking autocorrect

[–]stortz -2 points-1 points ago

something tells me this is going to be the new "habbo hotel like raid"

[–]Supplemehntal -2 points-1 points ago

Repost = Downvote. Although I did laugh my ass off the first time, and download it onto my computer.

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[–]I_B 1 point2 points ago

You should repost that and gain twice the karma.

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