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[–]StuPastu 2 points3 points ago

Yep. That is all.

[–]dburke44 2 points3 points ago

AHAHAHAHAHA Been there!

[–]ebonyfaye 1 point2 points ago

Oh my God, dude! You believed her "only ever been with one guy, we were both virgins"?

[–]thewoogier 1 point2 points ago

Follow up will be pic posted to /r/std asking if everything looks normal.

Mark my words.....

[–]Freeman_C2K12 1 point2 points ago

Dear r/funny, Am I alone in thinking that posts where people link GIFS with comments about their personal lives are not funny? Is this what passes as funny here - if so, I guess I don't belong here. I mean, why even bother linking the GIF? Let's just use our imaginations... "Me when I click reddit posts where people state something about themselves that links to a GIF" <insert hilarious GIF of someone on a TV show doing a facepalm>... "Me when my sarcastic comment gets a lot of upvotes" <insert hilarious GIF of someone on TV show doing a happy dance>... "Me when I see a hot girl" <insert pic of someone on TV show reacting to a hot girl.

[–]esiper[S] 0 points1 point ago

The worst part is that I know which one of my friends also banged this girl and some of them are very irresponsible when it comes having unprotected sex..so my heart sinks deeper and deeper