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[–]looknottothesky 405 points406 points ago

Heart exploded when I saw the cast. Ohhhh, poor baby.

[–]TumbleDryLow 177 points178 points ago

Well bless your hemorrhaging heart for taking the last moments of your life to post on reddit.

[–]ConstipatedNinja 90 points91 points ago

He died as he lived.

[–]DanTheManVan 81 points82 points ago

With an exploding heart.

[–]Thunderkleize 28 points29 points ago

My only regret is that I have bonitis.

[–]thejiujitsupanda 13 points14 points ago

There is a girl in my class, that thinks her heart exploded. Twice.

[–]Tree_Dolphin 16 points17 points ago

wow some people can be so disillusioned. everyone knows when your heart experiences it's second explosion it has a third smaller one seconds after.

"Durr, my heart s'ploded two times, not fwee!"

god what a tardy-taco

[–]DEATHRASH666 14 points15 points ago

Tardy-Taco...? •.•

[–]DanTheManVan 1 point2 points ago

New favorite phrase.

[–]its_brigade -1 points0 points ago

its

FTFY HTH

[–]Bellstrom 3 points4 points ago

Can you do that? Can you explode twice?

[–]TenSecondsFlat -1 points0 points ago

Rawr you stole my comment! You psychic thief, you!

[–]SirFappleton 0 points1 point ago

Is there any other way to die...?

[–]Peskie 0 points1 point ago

The brain can implode!

[–]looknottothesky 3 points4 points ago

That's probably how it would play out in real life too. "IAMA someone who's heart is hemorrhaging, AM-"

[–]PushThatFatKid 25 points26 points ago

I didn't even know Shyamalan was directing gifs these days.

[–]The_True_Zecret 0 points1 point ago

MMMM KNIGHT, Shamalamadingdong.

[–]jusksmit 17 points18 points ago

I was just about to close the tab when the cast popped out. Audibly squealed. ♥

[–]boomerangotan 2 points3 points ago

This is the first time I've actually said "aww" out loud in response to a picture posted here.

[–]measuredinyears 8 points9 points ago

Yeah, I wonder how he got the cast. Maybe crawling under fucking doors that people use.

[–]rickdiesel 28 points29 points ago

LIK Dis If U Cry Evertim

[–]duprass 3 points4 points ago

My family has a cat that broke a toe during the night.. one of her claws was bent 90 degrees up and she was hobbling around. They removed the digit and put this little pink cast on her front leg. Sad thing is it would've cost about a fourth the price to put her down.

It was adorable to see her struggle with that little cast though

[–]TeaterKungen 135 points136 points ago

dat "meow" at the end...

[–]Lankhmar 31 points32 points ago*

Once again if you want the actual meow: Attempt 1 and attempt 2. Source is Hedda from a foster kitten blog. I'm sorry if you (commenters below) hate a person who spends so much time raising kittens and sending them on their way. Maybe she should have removed her stairs and stopped Hedda from playing as well. Kitten was fine. /context

[–]bigroblee 4 points5 points ago

I let out an involuntary "awww" upon the mew at the end of the first video. Thank you for that! I also found myself chuckling at the sound her cast made as she ran up the stairs.

[–]Sir_Meowsalot 2 points3 points ago

Angry bees were recording the videos.

[–]powny 1 point2 points ago

I cannot understand why you would be buried that far down in the comments. That was just what I was looking for and the sound...m'awwwwww

[–]jakemyers7 41 points42 points ago

"im here to kill you"

[–]Cyberslasher 17 points18 points ago

I dunno, it sounded like meow to me.

[–]Streakiest 19 points20 points ago

i heard nothing; have i gone deaf

[–]Pfeffersack 7 points8 points ago

This gif's with sound. Are you sure you've turned up the volume?

[–]smififty 1 point2 points ago

We would really have to be careful when .gifs come with sound...

[–]Conbz 0 points1 point ago

We have those. They're called videos

[–]AMostOriginalUserNam 3 points4 points ago

So you can use a semi-colon, but the capital letters and full stops were too much?

[–]Streakiest 1 point2 points ago

yes;

[–]varemia 0 points1 point ago

typiing on phone sucks

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

Haha... I see what you did there.

[–]OompaOrangeFace 0 points1 point ago

You mean this .gif has sound?

[–]Anal_Fuck_Pussy_Shit 43 points44 points ago

[–]kimball10 15 points16 points ago

Nooooo! I can't watch the poor kitty go back under the door!

[–]themythicalpelican 12 points13 points ago

Wow, that's one of the most depressing things I've ever seen.

[–]FujiwaraTofu 6 points7 points ago

Direct link to image for everyone who also uses hover zoom and/or RES.

[–]spambat 2 points3 points ago

Still doesn't want to work, but I am thankful for your effort

[–]Eat_Every_Vegan 0 points1 point ago

Had to give it a minute.

[–]spambat 0 points1 point ago

Nope, it's just refusing to work for me. So I just clicked the link anyway.

[–]TheNannerpus 1 point2 points ago

I'd say it's slightly debatable regarding how relevant that is...

[–]Cyberslasher 3 points4 points ago

Well. Thanks for FAILING to put a nsfl warning. Excuse me while I go have nightmares.

[–]CynicalTyler 1 point2 points ago

Good point. No one should have seen that movie.

[–]bigroblee 1 point2 points ago

Yes.

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[–]looknottothesky 1 point2 points ago

In reverse, it kinda looked like he was being sucked under the door (scratching at the door to stop himself from being sucked thru).

The regular gif was the cutest thing I've seen in a while, but backwards just popped that into my head. LOL, I dunno.

[–]feilen 0 points1 point ago

OM NOM NOM NOM

[–]gnomopacifico 0 points1 point ago

hahahahahhahaha. Thanks for that.

[–]looknottothesky 0 points1 point ago

MOAR CATS!

[–]linkrobin 96 points97 points ago

Anyone else upvoted this just because of the cuteness of that cat?

...and the fact that his leg is hurt.

[–]everyother 82 points83 points ago

I was in the "meh, just another cat under a door gif" zone until the cast came out... then my icy heart melted.

[–]linkrobin 20 points21 points ago

Same here.

[–]FuFuFuuuuuu 11 points12 points ago

And here! Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[–]nomogoodnames 16 points17 points ago

And then it smiled...

[–]Tetsukira 12 points13 points ago

And then I smiled...

[–]linkrobin 0 points1 point ago

One giant circlejerk...

[–]wesman212 4 points5 points ago

I will never again get mad at a cat for reaching under the door when I take a dump. Annoying as it might be, I'd miss it if the cat stopped. It's how you know that they feel something for you.

(Spoiler: It isn't love they feel. C'mon now, what do you think they are, a dog?)

[–]viennasausages 3 points4 points ago

"He's vulnerable, time to strike!"

[–]MestR 17 points18 points ago

We need 1000 upvotes to help this cat.

[–]domo-loves-yoshi 3 points4 points ago

Yeah we all might be in the same kitty boat.

[–]Trust_The_Math 9 points10 points ago

Charlie was right O_O

[–]stillmon 0 points1 point ago

beat me too it...

[–]majekmistake 9 points10 points ago

This is completely unrealistic, a kitten with a tiny cast would never have to struggle to get the the front page.

[–]LessLikeYou 4 points5 points ago

[–]braxford 12 points13 points ago

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I would upvote this all day long!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

The meow at the end totally made the gif.

[–]Tickle-Monster 2 points3 points ago

Reddit 101. When in doubt, post cats in precarious situations.

[–]cadet999 2 points3 points ago

This isnt that impressive as cats are obviously made of water

[–]AdonisChrist 2 points3 points ago

Oh you sly bastard, get people to watch, then they upvote both 'cause the cat made it (to the figurative front page) and 'cause it's got a hurt leg and is adorable.

[–]SimilarImage 26 points27 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
3 weeks Projectile_Muffin Door Cat /r/aww 26 466
3 weeks slobiwan Never give up kitty. /r/gifs 88 1222
5 months yahallo Never give up /r/aww 201 1191

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[–]johnny_appletits 9 points10 points ago

I don't care if you're automated - fuck off, I haven't seen this gif before.

[–]TheDanishInquisition 2 points3 points ago

See but unlike people who bitch about reposts, the bots are useful.

http://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/r85jx/never_give_up_kitty/c43syxn

http://www.pitterpatsofbabycats.com/2011/07/you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me.html

http://www.pitterpatsofbabycats.com/2011/07/dont-cry-for-me.html

I wouldn't have seen any of that without the bot.

Some other bot who I think was retired used to have a boilerplate about how it wasn't a commentary about reposts as much as it was to provide links to more context and insight already uncovered in other threads.

[–]Streakiest 10 points11 points ago

Every time, I swear. Maybe the bot should automate this as well! It'd detect 'fuck off'.

Q: Why are you ignoring the reddiquette guidelines about not complaining about reposts?

A: The bot is not complaining. It is providing a quick and easy way to discover valuable information in previous comments. The wording used by the bot was carefully chosen to be neutral and friendly.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

yeah I usually don't complain about the bots, but there are so many redditors complaining too that I took it out on someone without feelings.

[–]Streakiest 1 point2 points ago

Oooh, screaming at bots to relieve stress, that's actually a good idea.

[–]johnny_appletits 0 points1 point ago

you're welcome :)

[–]sp00kyd00m 1 point2 points ago

if only people would stop upvoting it...

[–]Avien 0 points1 point ago

How befitting that 'struggling to get to the front page of reddit' gets the front paged on a popular repost.

Makes you want to repost more often, don't it.

[–]joshuad80 0 points1 point ago

proof that the title is just as important as the content on reddit.

[–]nichtus 1 point2 points ago

GET YOUR SWEET KITTEN POSTING ASS TO /r/aww RIGHT THIS INSTANT!

[–]It_is_Cold 1 point2 points ago

This is the kind of "can do attitude" that got that leg broke in the first place.

[–]CokeCanNinja 1 point2 points ago

Motherfucking cats. Like, shit. I love cats.

[–]gsjbautista 1 point2 points ago

claps

[–]Tuski120 1 point2 points ago

[–]fragglefraggle 1 point2 points ago

Where's that gif of jack black booting Baxter off the bridge?

[–]ClassicCat 1 point2 points ago

I can't up vote this enough.

[–]MarcusAwsum 1 point2 points ago

Hish wittle lweg ish bwoken D:

[–]aeden 1 point2 points ago

The smile at the end was too precious.

[–]Procure 1 point2 points ago

When I got my cat as a kitten I had to lock her in my room to slowly socialize her with the other cat in my house. She quickly learned how to burrow under the door, and to this day (because she's too big to fit underneath them anymore) can't STAND closed doors. She'll meow and paw at it until it's open, just to do nothing when it eventually does open.

[–]GoldenFalcon 1 point2 points ago

Mine too... He didn't try burrowing under it, but he sure as hell HATES closed doors.

[–]looknottothesky 1 point2 points ago

When I poop my cat will wail right outside the door. When I open it to let her in, she rubs against my leg with her jaw then walks off...till I dare to shut the door again, then the cycle repeats. I sometimes hold it and try to sneak upstairs to go when she is sleeping just so I can go in peace. I love that cat.

[–]MikoRiko 1 point2 points ago

This is why I actually got slightly annoyed at the kitten in the gif... Because it's cute when it's not happening to you, but cats can be so goddamned rebellious it's not even funny.

[–]TheRabidity 1 point2 points ago

He has a wittle bwoken leeeeg ;~;

[–]McQuack 1 point2 points ago

[–]alrightythen7 1 point2 points ago

Getting tired of posts that mention the front page...

[–]MF_Kitten 1 point2 points ago

Reddit is getting really meta like that. You can almost imagine a world where all the content on reddit is about the nature of the content on reddit, and everyone trying to get to the front page by saying they want to be on the front page.

[–]nan0s 0 points1 point ago

Except the cat makes it.

[–]openbloomberg 0 points1 point ago

Whether you make it or not, you come out with a broken leg.

[–]Citisol 0 points1 point ago

Oh heck, he is disabled AND a cat. To the front page!

[–]CowboyNinjaD 0 points1 point ago

This is why people think cats are witches.

[–]muddymoose 0 points1 point ago

This, I can safely say, is the only time I up-voted a cat. Im deathly allergic to them.

[–]xliezelz 0 points1 point ago

That is the most adorable thing I've ever seen! And the cast.... so cute and sad at the same time xD

[–]maesterdoherty777 0 points1 point ago

it was probably like meowshwitz in the room it came from

[–]GrandSaw 0 points1 point ago

Awww, it has a broken leg!

[–]medgirllove101 0 points1 point ago

This has to be the cutest thing ever. For some reason, this just made me a better person.

[–]mrlaxcat 0 points1 point ago

What a twist!

[–]lepasse 0 points1 point ago

If I fits, I slits.

[–]lamperkat 0 points1 point ago

When I saw this, it was the first link on the second page.

[–]Manemadada 0 points1 point ago

Give that cat a medal!!

[–]NameTak3r 0 points1 point ago

I had a nightmare like this once. Except it was a swarm of angry hornets.

[–]mechanicus 0 points1 point ago

[–]kabukistar 0 points1 point ago

Ironically, this little guy wouldn't have to struggle at all to make it to the front page.

[–]tludsy 0 points1 point ago

earlier doe, dis nigga done broke his leg!

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

Cat's don't give a shit about the laws of physics.

[–]7hunderous 0 points1 point ago

I'll give you the light of day.

[–]reverendrambo 0 points1 point ago

This is the only picture EVER to make me Aww outloud. Congratulations, sir. To the front page!

[–]skizfrenik_syco 0 points1 point ago

at the end that cat all like "ya i did it!"

[–]merebrillante 0 points1 point ago

You have the paws. You have the whiskers. Most importantly, you have the little cast that makes women go, "Awww! Awwwwww!"

[–]sinthar 0 points1 point ago

I saw this before and didn't ask then but..why is the cast so long?

[–]eeezeee 0 points1 point ago

OMG cats are so funny!

[–]M_R_Big 0 points1 point ago

I did an instant awwww when I saw the cast.

[–]adkaid 0 points1 point ago

Dat paw

[–]poleballerina 0 points1 point ago

logged in for one purpose: upvote.

[–]krisami 0 points1 point ago

How did my cat end up on Reddit?

[–]grovemanjr 0 points1 point ago

i can only imagine the other side of this door

[–]fnct0005 0 points1 point ago

upvoted because that cat is the shit.

[–]uofmike 0 points1 point ago

CHARLIE KELLY WAS RIGHT!

[–]karmaislikegolf 0 points1 point ago

I now have you tagged as "keep struggling, bitch".

[–]Pnewustink 0 points1 point ago

Second cat I have seen with a broken leg.... Who is testing that cats always land on there feet!!!??

[–]Cibarius 0 points1 point ago

oh fucking kitty.. get to the front page you cute little cripple kitty witty

[–]dfgioxfjnbopyro 0 points1 point ago

that cat made it look far too easy to reach the front page

[–]gretteleon 0 points1 point ago

i hope u both make it !!!!

[–]phillip6661313 0 points1 point ago

Cat has obvious broken leg,--owner laughing his/her ass off watching it struggle to get in! lol!! i'm tired.

[–]deutscher_jung 0 points1 point ago

Dude, this is not funny, my heart just broke...

[–]kobello 0 points1 point ago

Proof cats dont give a shit about physics.

[–]zionner 1 point2 points ago

Ok, I really need to say this.

Why didn't the person recording this help the poor cat!

[–]LukaCola 16 points17 points ago

What do you suppose they do, open the door and jam their head under it?

When a cat's doing this they know they'll make it, they're designed to fit in small spaces and their whiskers allow them to know exactly what they can manage. So that cat knows it can get through, which is why it's trying in the first place. It's in no harm, and it's just damn cute.

[–]Acheron13 0 points1 point ago

Maybe the reason the door was shut was because he didn't want it in the room?

[–]smilenowgirl 0 points1 point ago

Repost? Yes. Still cute? Oh yes.

[–]TheNativeRaver -3 points-2 points ago

funny? no.

[–]smilenowgirl -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, CUTE.

[–]foosrohdah 0 points1 point ago

That was some m. Night shyamalan cute right there

[–]P3chorin -1 points0 points ago

Just open the door, asshole!

[–]garysnail123 -3 points-2 points ago

I dislike whoever filmed that. That little kitten had a little kitten cast on it's leg for fucks sake! And they must have known! Did they help?

No.

[–]Lub3rs -1 points0 points ago

what cruel human would watch this knowing that it had a cast!! poor thing.

[–]A_Soft_Narwhal -1 points0 points ago

That was disgusting.

[–]133794m3r -1 points0 points ago

THAT'S HORRIBLE! she's got a cast on! I was like AMAZING! Then I saw she had a cast. And that's mean, not letting her do whatever she wants... but on a related note. My cat does that... but only if I'm not looking.

The moment I look at her she just lays there looking at me. Because I close my door at night to keep the dogs out. Then she paws at the door wanting back in and cries like someone's raping her. I then get up during the middle of the night letting her back in, she's purring/meowing runs back up to the bed. She then lays there purrs and sleeps. Right after I fall asleep she does it again.

I am nothing but a doorman for her... if my door's open? She never leaves the room. The moment I close it, she starts eying it. The past two days she's not done it so I'm probably cursing myself to this all over again.

[–]llollercoaster -1 points0 points ago

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Not funny, I cried.

[–]royalsego -1 points0 points ago

the cat meowed in pain

[–]Sloan74 -2 points-1 points ago

oh a cat with a broken leg trapped under a fridge... LET ME GET MY CAMERA! lol

[–]boagz -3 points-2 points ago

For the millionth time..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz