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[–]psikys 14 points15 points ago*

I flat out told my wife the other day, "Sweetie, she's completely devoid of any personality, but I'll be damned if she doesn't make sex on camera look like a damned contest."

Sasha Grey deserves a medal for all the damage she's likely done to her innards.

EDIT: FINE YA BASTARDS! MEDAL! lol

[–]S3xyExy 13 points14 points ago

medal*

[–]fizdup 6 points7 points ago

maybe he meant she should get ALL of one metal. Like maybe we should award her all the titanium on the planet for her efforts at chugging dick.

[–]S3xyExy 1 point2 points ago

Then it would be a medal of metal.

[–]Dr_turtlebear 4 points5 points ago

Maybe He meant she should get all of the music metal. Like maybe we should award her all the Metallica on the planet for her efforts at chugging dick.

[–]CrayonOfDoom 2 points3 points ago

Something that will forever remind me that porn stars are pretty normal people that just like to have sex a lot:

Olivia: Where did you get [...] the name Sasha Grey? Because that's not your real name.

Sasha: No... um...

Olivia: Can you say your real name? I don't know if you...

Sasha: No.

Olivia: Oh you can't?

Sasha: I mean... physically: yes. But no.

[–]isthisbatcountry 10 points11 points ago

Saw this picture while sitting with my girlfriend, "Yeah I don't know who that is, I don't really get it"

[–]MPadz20 8 points9 points ago

Sasha grey is a beast!

[–]robbydb 4 points5 points ago

if anyone can do it, she can!

[–]katlaish 2 points3 points ago

Has anyone seen The Girlfriend Experiment?

[–]PocketNicks 4 points5 points ago

Not in the loop on this one. Who's the chick?

[–]NotNativeSpeaker 6 points7 points ago

[–]PocketNicks 2 points3 points ago

Ahh ok.

[–]Gabbergeddez 3 points4 points ago

neither did i. all of a sudden im slightly interested lol. unless she is a souless succubus?

[–]Binsky89 0 points1 point ago

It's too bad she quit the business a little over a year ago

[–]Smittysan19 0 points1 point ago

I'd love to witness an attempt.

[–]fuckspace2001 1 point2 points ago

idk sounds weird

[–]Smittysan19 1 point2 points ago

Oh sorry, i should specify. I'd like to see her try, with my four balls.

[–]Mudders_Milk_Man 0 points1 point ago

You're a Krogan?

[–]shitjustaintcray 0 points1 point ago

Despite all the cock she' s throated, she's actually fairly pretty, especially on Entourage.

[–]fuckspace2001 8 points9 points ago

i'm not positive but i don't think giving blowjobs makes one less pretty

[–]psikys 0 points1 point ago

Tell that to the plethora of burnt out old cooters who used to be in porn, but are no longer paid for it due to the fact that their assholes don't close, their vag leaves a trail of goo along the floor behind them, and their mouths permanently smell like semen.

Just sayin, some things don't shrink back after such abuse.

[–]BanglaPP 5 points6 points ago

So how's your relationship with your mom now?

*/I'm sorry. I don't normally get presented with a situation to make wise-cracks (if it is that) and I didn't want to pass up the chance to have one at the cost of your mother. I hope in spirit of internet friendship, you can laugh with me and not be upset. I'm sorry if this upset you. *

[–]psikys 0 points1 point ago

YOU'RE MOM CRACKS WISE!

EDIT: I actually hope this cheap attempt to frazzle you is somewhat accurate. I mean honestly, what good is a mom if she can't troll you to keep you on the straight and narrow every now and then?

[–]rotorbladesmoke 1 point2 points ago

Aaaand that's my mental image of the day!

[–]psikys 0 points1 point ago

You're welcome. :)

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

"Don't worry guy's; I got this"

[–]BanglaPP -1 points0 points ago

Hold my beer, yo'll, and watch this...

[–]potentialredditor 0 points1 point ago

My ex girlfriend could fit more.

[–]BanglaPP 0 points1 point ago

Still letting ex have some influence on you? Not a good idea.