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[–]BlurrySandwich 46 points47 points ago

What's really depressing is how many times this has been reposted.

[–]TheShar 7 points8 points ago

http://karmadecay.com/www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/sg6re/poor_guy/

This about the fifth time its been reposted.

[–]Rjones61 3 points4 points ago

I logged on just to down vote this post. It's a great accomplishment considering my laziness.

[–]here_for_the_lols 0 points1 point ago

I came here to say exactly this, the fact that you beat me is.... soda pre.. shoot me

[–]int3rmission -1 points0 points ago

it's fine, you'll feel better liter

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[–]Keskasidvar 1 point2 points ago

That song is out of date, it's gotten to a point where so many new people are posting shit that most of the internet has seen before. Letting people know what has been reposted is pretty much the only way to decrease the amount of reposts, and so far, it's been working quite well.

[–]Bruce_Bruce 1 point2 points ago

That song makes me want to inhale water.

[–]pm27 2 points3 points ago

Sad part about this repost, it always gets you karma.

[–]nuclearblaster 1 point2 points ago

The number of times this image has been posted rivals that of the stars in the Universe

[–]B_Elanna_Torres 2 points3 points ago

[–]shitterplug 0 points1 point ago

Soda juicer

[–]edlwannabe 0 points1 point ago

Pre 2000, a buddy of mine had a song called "Soda Pressing". Apparently this phrase never dies. http://sethw.bandcamp.com/track/soda-pressing-2000

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

Welsh police. They had me in the drunk tank twice, no charges though.

[–]Asplundh 0 points1 point ago

Reminds me of Half-Life 2.

[–]Fagel88 -1 points0 points ago

The only good use for RES tagging, reminding you to downvote everything the faggot op posts.

[–]lazyCLOUDS -3 points-2 points ago

This bozo looks like a fat unhappy Dave Foley.

[–]threemorereasons -2 points-1 points ago

Tell him to can it.

[–]teaswiss -2 points-1 points ago

in British English, we actually call it a tin of fizzy pop

[–]lumberjacklukee -1 points0 points ago

You get the last upvote I will ever give to this repost. It makes me laugh but enoughs enough.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

A can presser in a police uniform? Seems legit

[–]hezzer -2 points-1 points ago

I did this once in elementary school and an earwig came charging out of one of the cans I crushed. Ain't no scream like the scream of an 8 year old girl when that happens.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

This!

This is why I like the internet.

[–]Meersbrook -5 points-4 points ago

You know when you've been Tangoed