this post was submitted on
877 points (56% like it)
4,079 up votes 3,202 down votes

funny

subscribe2,368,240 readers

18,306 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 64 comments

[–]highschoolblows 68 points69 points ago

Yeah. I dont believe you.

[–]benny_rich 7 points8 points ago

You think some one would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies?

[–]drylube 7 points8 points ago

[–]Dragday 5 points6 points ago

[–]Dragday 0 points1 point ago

Seriously, WTF?!

[–]Archammer 0 points1 point ago

Best song ever, am I right?

[–]Whenthenighthascome 3 points4 points ago

RES can jump. HYPERSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!

[–]deknozz 1 point2 points ago

[–]CircleJerkAmbassador 3 points4 points ago

Never ending Reddit, a fast connection and an hour to constantly scroll down should do it.

[–]NoNeedForAName 1 point2 points ago

You'd think that at that point you'd be in r/new territory.

[–]DidNotLookAtPost 0 points1 point ago

Me either. He can't even spell properly.

[–]acdcfanbill 29 points30 points ago

On the page 2425, if the redditor is still alive...

[–]hillbillyesq 18 points19 points ago

And by page 3535

Ain't no need for truth or to tell a lie

Everything you think, do or say

You can find in the Hivemind's posts that day!

[–]Keksi 1 point2 points ago

And by page 4545 ain't gonna need a home, won't need no wife don't brush your teeth won't matter if you do ain't nobody gonna look at you!

[–]hillbillyesq 0 points1 point ago

I applaud your efforts to continue the Exordium & Terminus. If you make it to 7510 you will no doubt be judged worthy.

[–]Keksi 0 points1 point ago

well 5555 wouldn't have to be altered. ^

[–]Jewboy27 4 points5 points ago

Sir. Respect. Seriously. No ones gonna get it. But respect.

[–]donuts741 0 points1 point ago

I get it and it is amazing!

[–]Sector_Corrupt 5 points6 points ago

I'm wondering how many redditors this is lost on.

[–]IndigenousOres 1 point2 points ago

The year is 2425.

[–]lrn2ply 9 points10 points ago

whats adderall like?

[–]nanoka11 0 points1 point ago

why would you say that! i take adderall and i feel guilty even though i'm prescribed on it.

[–]NoNeedForAName 0 points1 point ago

I never once felt guilty when I took it. I considered it "cosmetic neurology" (look it up--it's a real thing). It's basic economics: Let the patient do a cost-benefit analysis, and if it's worth it, give him the drugs. Of course, this ignores ethical obligations that some doctors feel that they owe to patients and society, and I respect that.

I also have a little dissonance because I feel like "because it gets me high and makes me feel good" isn't a valid reason to get a prescription. It should be something like "because it makes me more productive" that triggers the allowance of medication. I'm honestly not sure why I have a distinction there, because I don't even have any problem with things like marijuana when used responsibly.

[–]NoveltyAccount5928 8 points9 points ago

Page 2425 of reddit should be sometime last week, I would think.

[–]mofafafa 5 points6 points ago

Holy shit you must be BORED

[–]Honey_Baked 4 points5 points ago

Can you post something from that page? I'd really like to see what it has to offer.

[–]Khrevv 1 point2 points ago

Reddit always gives me an error at some point once I click "next" too far...

[–]nykzero 1 point2 points ago

Reddit inevitably breaks before I get to 150 or so, and then I start over. I think you are full of shit.

[–]dynamiteownsall 1 point2 points ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]Caraes_Naur 3 points4 points ago

Page 2525 offers the choice "stay on or get off".

[–]sturmey 13 points14 points ago

I assume the "get off" choice takes you to /r/gonewild

[–]Caraes_Naur 0 points1 point ago

Actually I had a weak joke about r/spacedicks in that comment, but I deleted it before posting.

[–]Really_Bad_Slogan 2 points3 points ago*

reddit - fuck your time, it's ours now.

[–]bigballer_status 1 point2 points ago

I've never thought about this until now. So, in this scene he is 38 and has never shaved. Shouldn't his beard be a lot longer?

[–]SCFoximus 2 points3 points ago

He could have just cut off a large chunk of beard in the wild, which would have been far easier than trying to shaving without knowledge or proper tools.

[–]BeastModeYouBeezy 0 points1 point ago

You got to page 2425 of reddit, Baxter?? Heck, I'm not mad... That's amazing!

[–]hotkakes101 0 points1 point ago

impossibru!!

[–]ayyrabmoney93 0 points1 point ago

i call bullshit....proof??

[–]whiskeyeyes 0 points1 point ago

I am scrolling now, will report with results

[–]whiskeyeyes 2 points3 points ago

http://imgur.com/ZhPiZ

I have failed you

[–]hulksmash7 0 points1 point ago

I don't stop when I'm tired, I stop when I'm done.

[–]twinkyhouse 0 points1 point ago

April 1st was 2424 pages ago?

[–]AnarchyAntelope112 0 points1 point ago

My record is like 1400 but its pretty much just /r/new at that point, also we are talking the sidebar numbers right?

[–]cagedit 0 points1 point ago

..2425

[–]brittitittitti -1 points0 points ago

You sir, have given my my first giggle of the morning.

[–]reidhasguitar[S] -3 points-2 points ago

I've reached 3000 now. Reddit owns my soul.

[–]lth5015 9 points10 points ago

How many links per page do you have your account set to? 1?

[–]DarnTheseSocks 5 points6 points ago

Zero.

[–]iamaLobsterRabbit 1 point2 points ago

To page infinity and beyond!

[–]weglarz 0 points1 point ago

I always say WHAT YEAR IS IT out loud when I see the picture because it makes it that much more effective. I also kind of shake my head left and right, not a lot, just enough to seem crazy.

[–]Indestructavincible 0 points1 point ago

ITS TRUE BECAUSE THIS IMAGE IS ON EVERY PAGE OF REDDIT

[–]WHAT_YEAR_IS_IT -5 points-4 points ago

WHAT YEAR IS IT?!

[–]prose-before-hoes 1 point2 points ago

Relevant=/=funny

[–]AlbinyzDictator -4 points-3 points ago

Ah, relevancy.

[–]tjmax -1 points0 points ago

[–]SecondGuy 0 points1 point ago

100 years short.

[–]itsjustallgone -1 points0 points ago

Never ending Reddit is never ending.

[–]tunnelsnakesrule -1 points0 points ago

Link?

[–]o0sHaDoWoLf0o -1 points0 points ago

Haha, wasn't expecting this to be funny. But it made me laugh :) upvote for you.

[–]rawbamatic -2 points-1 points ago

I search the top 100 or 150 in the subreddits I'm interested in at least once a day so I don't need to do that.