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[–]wedge1378 9 points10 points ago

[–]Ctrl-Z 2 points3 points ago

I used to have a 94 Mazda 323 known as "The Womb" because emerging from the back seat felt exactly like OP described.

[–]Dapwell 0 points1 point ago

Mazda Miata?

[–]wedge1378 1 point2 points ago

It's a mazda 6. I have to have the drivers side seat all the way back in order to fit.

[–]FedsAgainstGunS 0 points1 point ago

I'm 6'2" and my mom decided to get an SUV, but to my dismay, it was a nissan murano crosscabriolet, a two door SUV

[–]Moomasterq 0 points1 point ago

At least its not this new IQ car. That seems like a trap.

[–]nikkioh 6 points7 points ago

Try being a female with a dress.

[–]bigwhiskey103 2 points3 points ago

I think my wife would frown upon this.

[–]metricbot 11 points12 points ago

6'4" = 1.93 meters

[–]Pizzly_bear 5 points6 points ago

Try being 6'7. Then try driving a Chevy Aveo.

[–]lars730 0 points1 point ago

6'5" and I drive a Chevy Cruze. It actually fits pretty well.

[–]Thoraxe 3 points4 points ago

It's hot in these rhinos...

[–]spotter300 7 points8 points ago

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

Kiss, take a pic, and send it to me. Also, put a shampoo bottle on your head.

[–]Narissis 2 points3 points ago

I'm only 6', and even so I had to pass on one of my potentials when car shopping because I hit my head on the doorframe while getting out of the car in the showroom.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 1 point2 points ago

That isn't too bad. The top of my head rubs against the roof of the car when I'm driving, so consider yourself lucky.

[–]Narissis 0 points1 point ago

That's harsh.

The car I hit my head on was an Elantra Touring; I was looking for a hatchback. Wound up getting a Matrix. They're unusually tall for their class--I have plenty of headroom even with a moonroof.

[–]2wheelsgood 2 points3 points ago

That is the singularly greatest sequence in American film history. Thanks for the reminder.

[–]EquinsuOcha 0 points1 point ago

I happen to agree.

[–]Anoson 0 points1 point ago

Stick on Reddit a week longer, you'll see it about 40 billion more times.

[–]iggyloo17 2 points3 points ago

Come on over to r/tall. The water's fine.

[–]Rhinosaur01 0 points1 point ago

6'6" here and i just found my new subreddit hangout. thanks :D

[–]iggyloo17 0 points1 point ago

Welcome brother

[–]Rhinosaur01 0 points1 point ago

thanks :D

[–]Simple_Jim 1 point2 points ago

Pssshaw! My dad manages easily with enough drink in him to floor a rhino. Mum is a shrimp but she sits up front because she has to be supervised at all times in the presence of wine.

[–]irishchief71 1 point2 points ago

[–]lars730 1 point2 points ago

Here's my question.... what evil SOB put the tall guy in the back?? Seriously, I have perma-shotgun in pretty much all cars I ride in.

[–]inceptionx 0 points1 point ago

My question, too. Was the person riding shotgun even taller than you, OP?

[–]Tigerantilles 1 point2 points ago

6'5" here. My friend once had a Geo Metro (the smaller version). He was dropping me off somewhere, but his door couldn't clear the curb. It was about a 4" difference. I said "Well screw this" and went out the window.

[–]That_guy_derp 1 point2 points ago

Saw this and laughed so hard. I'm 6'5 and My first car was a 95 Plymouth neon sport. Even with the seat all the way back my knees hit either the steering wheel or the dash getting in or out. buddy of mine bought a cheap can opener and put it in my glovebox and said, "just in case" it was good times

[–]Banzaiiiii 0 points1 point ago

As a short arse, sucks to be you. You get the girls and the top jobs but at least I don't struggle in cars/airplanes/trains!

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 2 points3 points ago

Airplanes are definitely the worst. My knees hit the seat in front of me when I'm sitting all the way back. It never fails that the person in front of me ALWAYS leans their seat all the way back for the entire duration of the flight as well. This is why it always pisses me off when the shortest person on the plane is the one who complains about it being cramped.

[–]Rhinosaur01 0 points1 point ago

Or when the short people are standing in from of you in line at the counter and make a big deal about needing the exit row or bulkhead seating... and i'm (ಠ_ಠ) to the back of their heads.

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 1 point2 points ago

Well there has been ONE time I was grateful of the asshole in front of me in line. The flight was over-booked, and the asshole in front of us was complaining. The attendant at the desk asked if anyone would be willing to spend the night and wait for the next flight. My family quickly agreed. We got to stay in a 5 star hotel for an extra night in Hawaii for free :D

[–]wikileaked_on_myself 0 points1 point ago

6'9" and 400lbs. I know that feeling, bro. Only for me, it's getting out of the front of an any door car, most of them anyway.

[–]steelraincoat 0 points1 point ago

Hit the nail on the proverbial head. In my family, it is always a goal to trap me in the back on roadtrips.

[–]VivaLaTroll 0 points1 point ago

I know exactly how you feel being 6'4 myself

[–]CarnivorousAvenger 0 points1 point ago

6'7 1990 Honda Civic..

[–]SomeOtherGuy0 0 points1 point ago

As a 6'4" man, I can personally attest to the accuracy of this... Luckily I drive a sedan, but I still have to keep the seat all the way back to fit without my knees bumping the bottom of the steering wheel. They still do when I move from one pedal to another, but that is tolerable as long as my knees and hands don't try to occupy the same spot on the wheel at the same time. I've almost crashed a few times because my knees got in the way of me turning the wheel.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I'm 6'7. I know what you mean.

[–]TrololoFace 0 points1 point ago

aaaalrighty then.

[–]HermyKermy 0 points1 point ago

As someone who's 5'3, I find it easy! :)

[–]GummyDeath 0 points1 point ago

Okidokie then... I read this as "How I feel getting it in the back door from a 6'4" man"

....Oddly...the gif stiff made sense.

[–]skyclown 0 points1 point ago

The first time I saw that scene I cried with laughter for days.

[–]jeff5755 0 points1 point ago

I'm also 6'4. I have two brothers who are 6'3. I am the shortest of the three friends I hang out with most often. So some tall bastard always ends up in the back. It sucks, but worth it for the countless advantages of being "tall." On that note, it's pretty rare that I feel tall, but maybe that's because most of my friends are tall.

[–]bigmaclgit 0 points1 point ago

Think how I feel. I'm 6'4" and 325 pounds.

[–]Dosko 0 points1 point ago

about the same as me, a 6'3" 330 pound dude....and im still growing!

[–]nikkileee 0 points1 point ago

I'm the bitch you all hate... I have a 2-door and everyone I hang out with is over six feet with the exception of my best friend who's the same height as me. and she also lives in shotgun.

love your five foot four friend.

[–]PacifisticKiller 0 points1 point ago

Good luck trying to fit in the back of a P.T. Cruiser.

[–]Kbear52 0 points1 point ago

I love ace ventura

[–]bitteralex 0 points1 point ago

LOL! I read the title and knew exactly what gif you were going to use... upvote for you!

[–]buttscoots -1 points0 points ago

This is me making a comment about this being an exact repost.

[–]someone35 0 points1 point ago

This is me making a comment about this being an exact repost.

[–]ProfCrumpets -1 points0 points ago

out the back of a two door car, don't they only have side doors?

[–]jdogg11 -1 points0 points ago

we get it, it's hard to get out of the back of cars when you are tall

[–]studmuffffffin -1 points0 points ago

Wasn't this exact thing posted a few days ago?

[–]huggablealien -1 points0 points ago

You mean it would feel like the vibrator you are using would pulsate and wriggle?

I wouldn't know, I'm not a rhino with a man sticking out of her nethers.