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[–]khdutton 129 points130 points ago

Prick and Roll

[–]HereForTheFreeCoffee 70 points71 points ago

Kind of a dick move.

[–]Dr_Twatson 44 points45 points ago

Took a lot of balls to do that for such a large audience.

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 52 points53 points ago

Seriously that guy's nuts.

[–]jewber123 41 points42 points ago

He's just screwing with their heads on that play.

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[–]Shimster 12 points13 points ago

I'm pretty sure he was going for the double dunk.

[–]REDDITvTIDDER 16 points17 points ago

He was just testeing the waters.

[–]Autocoprophage 0 points1 point ago

damn that's leet. Apostrophe even works both ways and everything. You have my regards sir.

[–]GOPLAYOUTS1DE -2 points-1 points ago

Scrotum

[–]zmansman17 1 point2 points ago

Dear Tasteless I am the Supreme Commander of the Consulate to Nigerian People of Temecula. Am much pleased to tell you of most interesting death of your of your Great Great Uncle Muchless. He has deemed to you much riches. If you be so kind to forward me your Bank Account number and Federal IiD number I will withouth Haste foward all monies to your account. Sincerly

Busaka Mogishu Sumba the 3rd Sepreme Commander

[–]FloydMontel 5 points6 points ago

Fuck yeah Temecula!

[–]philgr99 0 points1 point ago

It's ok - it was just the PG Tips

[–]tgillespiee -1 points0 points ago

That was a ballsy move

[–]thefoxtrot -4 points-3 points ago

Yup.

[–]TeeHomes 106 points107 points ago

[–]SeriousJack 156 points157 points ago

Made me remember of this : Most illegal move in wresling history

[–]Elliott2 118 points119 points ago

wtf did I just watch

[–]herruhlen 62 points63 points ago

Glory, my boy.

Glory.

[–]eyecite 30 points31 points ago

I love how they completely ignored the cardboard box. Worst bboys ever.

[–]FlushmeJflushme 3 points4 points ago

I don't see anything about hypnotosis in the rule book

[–]mrnuknuk 12 points13 points ago

I just watched it too and have no idea. Why was that illegal! I don't follow wrestling btw

[–]BrianRampage 49 points50 points ago

One of my favorite vids... the good ol days when wrasslin' was real and they won matches based on technical skills instead of gimmicky theatrics.

[–]GarMc 2 points3 points ago

That's from CZW, and it somewhat recent. CZW is awful though, and this is likely the only video from them worth watching.

[–]sparton192 45 points46 points ago

"How are we not hypnotized? "

[–]LupoAS 8 points9 points ago

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

[–]Freddie_AppsHero 18 points19 points ago

The way those guys sway around makes them look like when you get to the "Finish Him!" bit of a Mortal Kombat fight.

[–]koniges 8 points9 points ago

The guy in the cobra mask has a tumblr, btw. http://ophidianthecobra.tumblr.com/

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 7 points8 points ago

Why do you know this?

[–]koniges 0 points1 point ago

Because I've been to a match of his and started following his tumblr. Check out http://www.chikarapro.com/ if you want to see them yourself.

[–]GoodGuyAnusDestroyer 0 points1 point ago

Well fuck, now my boss is looking at me funny.

[–]koniges 14 points15 points ago

Don't fuck with the Osirian Portal, they'll hypnotise your ass into a dance off, or at least they did until Ophidian de-masked his partner in order to consume his soul after they were shamed in a match, IIRC. I'll uh... just show myself out now.

[–]koniges 2 points3 points ago

not as much anymore, though you can't quite see clearly from this picture. He looks more like a red/yellow version of cobra commander now.

[–]Swollendeathray 2 points3 points ago

I don't understand, is that some elaborate troll or is that what actually happens at "wrestling" matches?

[–]LuxNocte 9 points10 points ago

Yes.

[–]that3timesfast 2 points3 points ago

He's using hypnosis! It's super effective!

[–]PITSnRAMPS 7 points8 points ago

still more realistic than WWE

[–]PaddlingShark[!] 4 points5 points ago

I'm not sure what I just watched..but it was mesmerizing

[–]vORP 1 point2 points ago

The most real thing i've ever seen in a wrestling

[–]reconog 1 point2 points ago

I stopped when the fat dude started stripping...

[–]silent_p 1 point2 points ago

Am... am I dreaming? Why am I at school with no pants on? The teacher is a scorpion with my mother's face.

[–]wr80 3 points4 points ago

My god the greatest fucking thing i've ever seen on this great website holy shit lmao Edit: Not to mention in the middle of being mesmerized he is like wiping his nose off...

[–]gingerbreadmanPK 2 points3 points ago

[–]mskyring 3 points4 points ago

Not sure if me gusta...

[–]tooyoung_tooold 2 points3 points ago

..you don't

[–]RullyisJRM 0 points1 point ago

You've gotta be fkn kidding me.

[–]GarMc 0 points1 point ago

Quite possibly the only interesting thing CZW has ever produced.

[–]mcflyfly 0 points1 point ago

Best part is when the announcer almost says 'this is the most illegal thing I've seen in sports,' and then quickly changes 'sports' to 'wrestling.'

[–]MrYesBro 0 points1 point ago

why was this ever on television?

[–]JRLindgren22 0 points1 point ago

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!?

[–]shartmobile 4 points5 points ago

God, I hate it when that happens.

[–]sexyhamster89 3 points4 points ago

that's the best thing i've seen so far this week

[–]b0w3n 4 points5 points ago

Dude the white ranger is one bad ass wrestler.

[–]jspeights 2 points3 points ago

Do you know what happens when you watch that clip upsidedown?

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[–]TheGoomba 2 points3 points ago

Its way older than that, Redditor For 2 Months. Its likely far more than a year old. Something you should learn quick is if you're gonna point out every repost you're gonna have a bad time.

[–]rimo -4 points-3 points ago

Something tells me the creator of that video is dumb, and is not really in the position to judge others.

[–]cburke529 11 points12 points ago

Here is a non-Memebase tagged version of the gif, in case people want that:

Chandler Parson's Dunk

[–]invisiblewar -2 points-1 points ago

Go Gators!

[–]kobello 32 points33 points ago

[–]GorillaButt 7 points8 points ago

CHAAAAAAAAAAAANDLER PAAAAAAAAARSONS. seriously though, what a g, man, he and Dragic have been some of the few highlights of a sad year.

[–]pilvlp 8 points9 points ago

Lol, it would be Javale.

[–]LuxNocte 0 points1 point ago

Reddit: The best of the internet if you missed it on youtube a couple months ago.

[–]SaltSpork 23 points24 points ago

180 Repost.

[–]warteg 16 points17 points ago

more like 180

[–]GeorgeForemanGrillz 1 point2 points ago

Less than that considering that the victim actually turned around at the same direction as the teabagger.

[–]iGotChubs4You 12 points13 points ago

we're not calculating work here

[–]WhoEnjoysOrangeSoda 12 points13 points ago

Repost. They even had the exact same title, at least change the name of it...

[–]Zenred 14 points15 points ago

Imagine that, a 360 coming around again.

[–]deathfix 3 points4 points ago

It's so bad, you'll do a 360 and walk away.

[–]notanotherschmohawk 1 point2 points ago

Don't leave your uncle tea-bag hanging.

[–]pmartin1 1 point2 points ago

Am I the only person who was expecting someone having an Xbox dangled in their face?

[–]Imaladybug 1 point2 points ago

Hey man, does my hair smell funny?

[–]Good_day_to_you_SIR_ 1 point2 points ago

Another memebase logo. I am dissatisfied

[–]DCdeer 1 point2 points ago

This would happen to a Wizards player.

[–]QuadSpray 1 point2 points ago

more like a 180

[–]CanadianMooose 1 point2 points ago

Technical foul?

[–]S00thslayer 1 point2 points ago

More hilarity courtesy of Javale Mcgee aka greatest player in the league:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62vBKPWsS3c and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27-jM2NvBIc

[–]Italian_Barrel_Roll 1 point2 points ago

If it has a memebase logo, it's probably a repost.

[–]meininger667 1 point2 points ago

360 repost...

[–]CanadianEgg 1 point2 points ago

ლ(゚Д゚ლ) Why does this get upvoted, this is a Repost of a Repost of a Repost of a Post.

[–]shockfyre 0 points1 point ago

Everyone should know that OC doesn't exist on the Internet.

[–]Mindwraith 2 points3 points ago

something taken from memebase and pasted onto Reddit, what parallel universe is this...

[–]Legoandsprit 6 points7 points ago

But don't worry! It was posted here first!

[–]monstasloth 2 points3 points ago

Go Gators!!!

[–]Nyan69 1 point2 points ago

MemeBase.. We don't like yall' sorta folk round ere'.

[–]lolbacon 3 points4 points ago

Jimmy Status

[ ] Not Rustled

[x] Rustled

[–]sweetsnowman 6 points7 points ago

No. Don't kill it completely. Please let me enjoy it a little longer before it dies.

[–]Sockfullapoo 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to burst your bubble, but rustling jimmies and what he just posted are incredibly old and have no signs of dieing.

[–]sweetsnowman 0 points1 point ago

I've been seeing them more and more on Reddit. It is only a matter of time now.

[–]paro -2 points-1 points ago

[–]Tenugui 1 point2 points ago

I love how he's struggling to get him off his face

[–]Vic_hugo10 1 point2 points ago

Jimmies were rustled.

[–]ScruffySaysMhm 1 point2 points ago

In and around his mouth.

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[–]toyrobot 0 points1 point ago

at least give it a little more than a day before copying a gif from a front-paged thread.

[–]Pays4Porn 0 points1 point ago

That's tUrrible

[–]PanjeetTucker 0 points1 point ago

How much worse can it get for the Washington Wizards? I mean you got a white guy teabagging your players in front of all 25 fans in the audience.

[–]meatballsack 0 points1 point ago

a nice snail trail all the way around his head like the rings of saturn, but from uranus.

[–]ThrobbingWetHole 0 points1 point ago

In Your FACE!

[–]ThrobbingWetHole 0 points1 point ago

How you Like Them Apples?

[–]ThrobbingWetHole 1 point2 points ago

POW! Right in the Kisser!

[–]swordswfriends 0 points1 point ago

I love how it looks like he's knocked off by the ball getting in-bounded.

[–]FlockaFlameSmurf 0 points1 point ago

Some say it was a dick move, but honestly it looks like he just didn't want to land on the poor guys head. Going up for a dunk gives you momentum to the other side and you don't realize where you're going until after you make the basket.

[–]RedditorFor5Minutes 0 points1 point ago

It's not against the rules to hang from the ring, if it prevents somebody else getting injured.

[–]shteeeeeve 0 points1 point ago

And THAT, sports fans, is why I switched to coffee.

[–]aruffone 0 points1 point ago

Was pleased to not find an Xbox in here.

[–]thebuccaneersden 0 points1 point ago

What exactly going on in the background?

[–]pov3 0 points1 point ago

Reading the headline, the first thing that popped into my head was a man laying face up on a spinning plank a few feet off the ground with a circle of guys on the outside with their junk out... I'm glad I only saw this in my mind.

[–]w3r3wolfbarmitz 0 points1 point ago

Chandler Parsons was a cameraman for the dating show I produced for a college project.

[–]gamerwithnoname 0 points1 point ago

Good god that's glorious

[–]ManGod 0 points1 point ago

I wouldn't know whether to be upset or proud of him.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I have played hoops my entire life, we always just called this a "sack dunk". "That dude got sack dunked" or "stay out from under the hoop, unless you want to catch a sacking"

[–]unwisesage 0 points1 point ago

old but its for CP

[–]Beaustante 0 points1 point ago

Why can't I stop rewatching this?

[–]SonOfSamJackson 0 points1 point ago

Oh Javale, I really hope you develop into an amazing player so we can reflect on these years and be like "damn, he really got his shit together."

[–]dickmiller 0 points1 point ago

NOSCOPE!!!!11

[–]IrfanM 0 points1 point ago

I was there for this game. I feel really super cool all of a sudden. I'm a Rockets fan, so I approve of this teabaggery.

[–]ssdu3 0 points1 point ago

I wish someone could edit this gif so he spins forever and ever and ever.

[–]Serial_T_Bagger 0 points1 point ago

Jealous...

[–]NoteBlock 0 points1 point ago

can someone try to shop him just looping in circles?

[–]indie90 0 points1 point ago

"yeah, yeah, take it. Take my balls on you're head"

[–]d0n0v4n98 0 points1 point ago

White people playing basketball ftw!!!!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This beats BG's dunks.

[–]Compound_word 0 points1 point ago

36teabag.

[–]dubineer 0 points1 point ago

Upvote for the title of the post.

[–]agentup 0 points1 point ago

Ma-ma-ma-ma-monsterbag!

[–]Reywas 0 points1 point ago

REPOST

[–]justso_youknow 0 points1 point ago

Repost with the same title .. Really?! I don't mind this one so much though!

[–]useful_info 0 points1 point ago

Posted 3 Months Ago - Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
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source: karmadecay

[–]Boring_Machine 0 points1 point ago

Never thought I'd see the Front-side 540 Ballface

[–]DeathIceStorm 0 points1 point ago

he should have rubbed his balls longer into the other guys face

[–]Tebasaki 0 points1 point ago

I think the repost actually had the same title too.

[–]Cyberslasher 0 points1 point ago

1) Get a girlfriend

2) Try this

3) ???

4) $$$$

[–]baltimoresports 0 points1 point ago

Unfortunately this pretty much sums up the Wizards since they left Baltimore.

[–]xXTthatGuyyXx 0 points1 point ago

The ref behind them just stares in amazement.

[–]BUM_HOLE_DRILLER 0 points1 point ago

[–]IIdsandsII 0 points1 point ago

any relation to I_DRINK_PERIOD_BLOOD?

[–]eggowaffles 0 points1 point ago

Dat smell.

[–]Scarecrow89 0 points1 point ago

Chandler Parsons.. my man

[–]RPShep 0 points1 point ago

'Round these parts, we call it the soft swirl.

[–]DiabloConQueso 0 points1 point ago

"While he does spin nearly 360 degrees in rotation, the teabag only takes place for approximately 180 degrees."

-- Abraham Lincoln

[–]AUMoriarty -1 points0 points ago

180**

[–]CrimeStine 3 points4 points ago

**540?

[–]AUMoriarty 1 point2 points ago

Nah they were rotating together from the look of it...

[–]Meatbeef -1 points0 points ago

There's no escaping that one, try as you might.

[–]snegtul -1 points0 points ago

best. post title. evar. I am imagining t.v. announcers saying "OH MY A 360 TEA BAG!"

[–]powerchicken -1 points0 points ago

This was funny the first 700 times it got posted :/

[–]Mad_Sconnie -2 points-1 points ago

Should have been a T, honestly.

[–]rcoberle_54 3 points4 points ago

You can hang on the rim as much as you'd like as long as theres someone underneath of you keeping you from landing safely. Case and point this gif.

[–]Mad_Sconnie 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, that was ESPN's take.

[–]BrianRampage 1 point2 points ago

They probably made the right (no-)call, though I could see an argument either way.

Once the guy dunked and grab on the rim for a second and inertia took hold, he was pretty much stuck swirling in air with his balls in the defender's mouth. Had he let go of the rim at that point, he's risking injury to himself or to the guy he's teabagging, or both. The refs would have to decide if that second that he hung on the rim was too long, before the guy was underneath him..

[–]tocs -1 points0 points ago

BIYM

[–]juggernaughtie -1 points0 points ago

Teste-Roll

[–]sixninemedia -1 points0 points ago

It don't matter just don't bite it.

[–]lucas-hanson -1 points0 points ago

Is this Call of Halo?

[–]pipian -1 points0 points ago

Dinner's served!

[–]slathered_in_crisco -1 points0 points ago

you guys are wrong, it's 360, it was 180 the first time it was posted, and now with the retoast its a full 360.

[–]navarone21 1 point2 points ago

Mmmm... retoast.

[–]84elbows -2 points-1 points ago

He wants my penis in or around his mouth.

[–]wenzelr2 -2 points-1 points ago

Basketball still sucks

[–]tne -4 points-3 points ago

from a white :D