When a friend of mine drops over unannounced

WhichSimpsonsEpisode · 4 months

Season 9 Episode 9: "Realty Bites"

jimmy1991 · 4 months

Far too close to home. The number of times I've had to 'apologise' about the state of the kitchen to guests...

I_Lyk_Dis · 4 months

I don't know if this will make you feel better or worse, but the honest truth is that only your Mother cares how you live.

[deleted] · 4 months

He looks so vulnerable.

DrunkenSnake · 4 months

Usually no friend of mine drops over unannounced but when she does i don't open the door. Sitting shocked on my chair. Trembling. Trying to be noiseless

aMANescape · 4 months

oh lenny

toothblanket · 4 months

Hate the pop in.

NichaelBluth · 4 months

LESLIE: "Go ahead, ask him where he lives."
CHRIS: "Where do you live, Ron?"
RON SWANSON: "Why?"

Nutshell38 · 4 months

It's even better when your roommate doesn't let you know that he's got company coming over. You're siting there in your boxers getting ready for a good fap session and in walk 5 people who all have their shit together. You've got dirty laundry strewn about your room and mountain dew bottles piled 3 feet high in the corner. But what's worse is that you're squinting. It let's the guests know that you just woke up... and it's 6pm.

ani625 · 4 months

Me, when my friend drops by unannounced..

sploshing_flange · 4 months

Please don't come over when I've been quietly getting drunk and then assume I'm an alcoholic.

KillerWatt · 4 months

That's why i keep people outside

JeffTheDudeLebowski · 4 months

It's even worse when stronghands come around to rough you up for money you didn't owe them in the first place. The place wasn't exactly awesome to begin with but they didn't make it any nicer, man.

Raytracer · 4 months

hehe reminds me of when I lived by myself as a single young man. It was gross, but comfy.

Then, a wild girlfriend appeared.

Deksloc · 4 months

This makes me feel SO bad for Lenny. :(

JustBrowsing4Chan · 4 months

I'm judging every single one of you so hard right now.

Why do you guys live like that? Hm?

sum_dude · 4 months

Dental plan

SgtSplacker · 4 months

For me it's a battle of efficiency and science. I'll prepare and eat a whole meal using a single fork and plate. I recycle the same glass at least 100 times before a drop of soap ever touches it, just give it a rinse and it's ready again. I'll clean the dishes when they have just begin to cultivate some kind of organism not a day later. I'll only clean the dirty spots on the floor, not the whole floor. LOL, when I lived with mom it was like 5 big plates for toast... sorry mom.

Bring_Napkins · 4 months

NOT LENNY!

redorm · 4 months

I'm married. I married someone exactly like myself. This is our home too. We're pretty happy folks though.

[deleted] · 4 months

I really don't like it when people just show up. There are phones. Use them.

pasmeme · 4 months

No one else but the land lord has been over to my place. I was going to have a friend drop by but was so embarrassed. I wasn't in town the week before so I missed the garbage day and I had an accumulation of garbage in my kitchen and it was smelly. I cancelled and proposed we met at the city park instead. This is the grossest I've ever lived, but I'm pretty new at being totally independent.

ohok1 · 4 months

My apartment is usually really messy. if anyone wants to come over or hang out I usually ask if we can hang out at their place instead. otherwise there is a cheap motel right across the street from my apt and it's better for me to just spend 20 bucks to hang out there than my messy apt

CUM_BLASTED_CORPSE · 4 months

I find it flattering my room mates all give courtesy knocks to our apartment due to the large amount of masturbation that one of us is consistently engaged in when left alone for longer than twenty seconds.

ph00w · 4 months

Op, you care too much on what people think of you.

GFandango · 4 months

At least you have friends.

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CraigerzF · 4 months

Which episode is this?

on_reddit_all_day · 4 months

He doesn't live too well for someone with a master's degree in nuclear physics.

zatoichi68 · 4 months

I'm shopping for a condo right now and you would be surprised by most of them. Messy and sometimes dirty. (And they want to sell it !)

XZlayeD · 4 months

My Roommates dad just showed up and we havn't cleaned up since the weekend - Needless to say they left the apartment after 5 minutes.

wilycyotte · 4 months

http://www.richmolnar.com/Sounds/Lenny%20-%20Please%20don%27t%20tell.wav

HowardHughes · 4 months

I am a disgusting human being.

earlyandoften · 4 months

There's a bit in the original novel of Frankenstein where the young and brilliant Victor first succeeds in bringing a dead body back to life. Unlike the movies, he achieves this not in a scary castle but in his rooms at college.

When he realizes what he has done, he is repulsed by the creature he has created- instead of a beautiful figure he has made a hideous monster out of bits and pieces of human flesh. He hurries from the room, leaving his zombie-like creation stumbling around in the dark.

Whenever my apartment is a mess, I think, well it's not that bad.

DoctorCongo · 4 months

So is reddit becoming one of those tumblr sites?

blackgrrl23 · 4 months

My friends bring me sugar for my kool aid; we are all broke!

Ehmanda · 4 months

This makes me feel incredibly sad.

gilstheman · 4 months

My house is always presentable due to my cool wife. We disagree on making the bed all the time. If I was single I would make it up say once a week if that. She can't stand that. And we never have drop ins.

allieboo93 · 4 months

Sometimes, i dont want to see a friend so i dont answer their calls, but then they just show up at my house..

cynicroute · 4 months

I just do combat rolls around the house to every window, and don't answer the door.

_america · 4 months

This post made me lol so good that all the posts around it got upvotes too

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