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[–]masanian 17 points18 points ago

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Treestars motherfucker

[–]miso_Reno 7 points8 points ago

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[–]Chugaboy 23 points24 points ago

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every fuckin' time lol

[–]vanilla_rhythm 44 points45 points ago

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Every fucking what?

[–]HgUuGiGtIaEr 7 points8 points ago

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I've seen this at least 500 times(whats) I just got it. I lol'd so hard then okayed because I realized I may be retarded.

[–]I_am_hacked 1 point2 points ago

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I hate it when that time happens

[–]thirtythr33 0 points1 point ago

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That's when I upvote it.

[–]CaptO 8 points9 points ago

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Incoming "Ducky was murdered" post in 3...2...1...

[–]MrTeddybear 11 points12 points ago

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Ducky was murdered.

[–]LtOin 6 points7 points ago

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hmm so it seems he was counting in hours.

[–]MrTeddybear 1 point2 points ago

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I figured as much. seeing as no one took it before me and the timing fit.

[–]masanian 1 point2 points ago

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SPOLIERS!!!

[–]JoepT 3 points4 points ago

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Saw it before, but still had to laugh!

[–]kjmunson 2 points3 points ago

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After 5 years I finally get it.

[–]dat_face 2 points3 points ago

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[–]marmo518 0 points1 point ago

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I had to read that over and over... dammit.

[–]easyTRASH 0 points1 point ago

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Bow ties are cool.

[–]McSneak 0 points1 point ago

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Bow ties are cool.

[–]shiften 0 points1 point ago

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even as a repost this splits my sides

[–]Fandalf 0 points1 point ago

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The pun! What is it???

[–]Geotis 0 points1 point ago

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Once upon a time, there was a time when there was no time.

[–]chebcheb 0 points1 point ago

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That shit was funny as fuck

[–]89rovi 0 points1 point ago

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TOYME? WOTS DAT?

[–]BurntTheToast 0 points1 point ago

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Google mutha fucking treestars bitch and look at the images

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[–]AriBBCP -2 points-1 points ago

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this isn't funny anymore

you're the reason people hate reddit

[–]McMuffler -2 points-1 points ago

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That's so PUNNY!