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[–]Eating_A_Sandwich 14 points15 points ago

I always just turn on the water and try to drown it. They like to put up a fight.

[–]Bason-Jateman 6 points7 points ago

Every time I do that I imagine what that insect is going through and thinking. Do they make it to the sewers or do they drown shortly after going down the drain?

[–]okiclick 8 points9 points ago

Sorry to be that guy, but spiders ar not insects.

[–]daemos 0 points1 point ago

Got served

[–]Megawatts19 1 point2 points ago

Arachnid*

[–]lecia89 0 points1 point ago

Ah so do I!

[–]fishebulb 0 points1 point ago

I do that except i pee on him to accomplish that goal.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

man I really, really hate the kid in this gif.

Looks like such a brat.

[–]Calico_Dick_Fringe 2 points3 points ago

How I looked in Australia trying to kill a spider on my wall last night. (I seriously doubt turning the water on in a tub would work over here.)

[–]crusaderofsin 4 points5 points ago

What company would use that stock photo? I really want to know.

[–]Calico_Dick_Fringe 6 points7 points ago

An Australian exterminator maybe?

[–]Scuttlebutt91 2 points3 points ago

I just scream at it until it leaves.

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[–]Strawcrazyman 9 points10 points ago

I love that the second one is about reposts.

[–]screaming4metal 14 points15 points ago

The repost bot is unnecessary for such reaction gifs, as the title is 90% of the joke and the gif is the punchline.

[–]redinator 3 points4 points ago

whats this from?

[–]finalexit 5 points6 points ago

[–]MBSquared 4 points5 points ago

Great movie.

[–]enphaux -4 points-3 points ago

No, it isn't.

[–]MBSquared 3 points4 points ago

It was great when I was a kid.

[–]enphaux -2 points-1 points ago

No, it wasn't.

[–]MBSquared 2 points3 points ago

You're kind of dumb. Media is subjective. What you experience is different from what I experience. You should know that you are not the center of the universe and that your experience is one of billions.

[–]enphaux 1 point2 points ago

Rotten Tomatoes = 0%, IMDB = 3.8/10, and from it's own Wikipedia page "The film received overwhelmingly negative reviews upon its release.[1] The film was also a box office bomb only earning over $10 million, making it the lowest grossing film in the series.[2][3] On the movie review site Rotten Tomatoes, Look Who's Talking Now holds a 0% approval rating. Among the sequel's main problems were the lack of originality, the bland treatment of the children and its overblown ending."

So, no, it wasn't a "great" movie.

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[–]enphaux -1 points0 points ago

I didn't tell you what to like. You said that it was a "great" movie, and I simply said that it was not a great movie. I backed up my assertion with reviews from numerous sources in agreement with that assertion. You responded by telling me that I'm dumb.

Plus, how do you have the moral high ground on calling something great (subjectively of course)? When I can't, in turn, do the same thing by saying that it is not great. Your ad hominem attacks aside, the movie was a moist pile of shit, and by no definition of the word was it "great."

[–]aidan878 -1 points0 points ago

Even as a 13 year old I find this a great movie along with the rest of the series. Not the best of them but still a good movie.

[–]fawker 0 points1 point ago

do tell us more of your opinions, from your vast history of watching movies

[–]halfjack08 1 point2 points ago

I want to know as well. It's bugged me since the first time I saw it, because I know the answer, but it's on the tip of my tongue.

[–]PapaPersian 0 points1 point ago

just the tip

[–]halfjack08 0 points1 point ago

Lana....Lana....Lana....LANAAAAAAAAA!!!!

[–]MBSquared -2 points-1 points ago

Look Who's Talking Now

[–]halfjack08 0 points1 point ago

Ah yes! Thank you!

[–]disneypr1ncess 1 point2 points ago

Collect water in hands and launch at spider.

[–]Eating_A_Sandwich 1 point2 points ago

or if your shower nozzle can be adjusted, spray water directly at them.

[–]Anuglyman 1 point2 points ago

This is how I play those paddle ball games.

[–]Alpecka 1 point2 points ago

I do this every time I try to kill a bug. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard.

[–]accidentprown 1 point2 points ago

Omg I laughed so hard, woke my dog up in the process and got a paw on my face for it.

[–]kiwitron 1 point2 points ago

You don't kill spiders. They be good. Kill the six legs, kill the six legs, say I.

[–]jonnie5 1 point2 points ago

That kid has the most slappable face I've ever seen on a child.

[–]Ayleir 1 point2 points ago

Words cannot describe how much I fucking hate that kid >.<

[–]Pnewustink 1 point2 points ago

Dooooooooty head!!

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

I'm crying for laughing so hard...

[–]Megawatts19 1 point2 points ago

I was playing battlefield last night when I noticed one skitter to a stop on my bedroom floor. I turned away, grabbed a shoe, looked back....and the fucker was gone. Needless to say, I didn't sleep last night.

[–]hsanjuan89 1 point2 points ago

That's an ugly as kid

[–]nik-nak 0 points1 point ago

my exact thought while watching that

[–]OzrilOgre 2 points3 points ago

HAHAHA never seen this gif before, hilarious!

[–]jai07 0 points1 point ago

Had one in the corner on my ceiling today. pathetic cringing broom stab ofc didn't finish it. Felt itchy all over, then spotted it working its way back up the wall. thank god! Broom stab fails again, no body found.

fuck. itchy.

[–]Intangible6 0 points1 point ago

I thought I hated spiders. That's until I saw cockroaches 2 inch in length that can fly where I live now.

[–]Dohr 0 points1 point ago

I also killed a spider this morning in the shower, but I like to play god and flood them with my all mighty rain!

[–]enphaux 0 points1 point ago

Where's the HA HA?

[–]jmeehan1 0 points1 point ago

great movie!!

[–]margoslaby 0 points1 point ago

I laughed way to hard and way to long on that one.

[–]yayforwaffles 0 points1 point ago

What show/film is this from?

[–]margoslaby 1 point2 points ago

[–]yayforwaffles 0 points1 point ago

ahh thanks very much!

[–]Aethelstan -1 points0 points ago

My guess is:

  1. There was no spider.

  2. You didn't try to kill it.

  3. You saw this gif and thought it was funny and wanted karma.

  4. This is a repost.

How did I do?

[–]REP206[S] 4 points5 points ago*

not too well

  1. There was a spider
  2. It is now deceased
  3. I saw this gif about 2 weeks ago and thought of it after my confrontation with said spider
  4. I'm sure 99% of gifs on Reddit have been used more than once

[–]daemos 1 point2 points ago

I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK

[–]NosferatuHeftyDance 0 points1 point ago

Why can't you just pick it up and put it out the window or something? :(

[–]SAMElawrence -1 points0 points ago

Still my favourite gif.

[–]xiao_mao -1 points0 points ago

LOVE these films!!

[–][deleted] -2 points-1 points ago

Say hi to the front page for me when you arrive