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[–]IrrelephantInTheRoom 10 points11 points ago

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I'm too lazy to come up with something clever.

[–]irrelefante 2 points3 points ago

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same here

[–]cynthiadangus 7 points8 points ago

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God damn, that's depressing.

Related, I went to the zoo today with my sister and niece, and in the African hoofed animal exhibit's giraffe portion (which was a sterile ~30'x50' concrete slab surrounded by 25' cinderblock walls), one of the giraffes was standing motionless in a corner, and the other was facing the wall and licking it. And in the aquatic animal house, the seal was just swimming endlessly in a circle in its tank.

I have never been so unhappy to be at a zoo in my life.

[–]queenbee1990 5 points6 points ago

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I went to the zoo a few years ago and had the same experience. The elephant was slowly rocking back and forth in a cement enclosure and the polar bears were sitting looking up at nothing. One of the most depressing experiences of my life.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago*

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Curious was this zoo in the U.S. And if so what state was it in?

[–]cynthiadangus 0 points1 point ago

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Yep, MN.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Ah man. That's not right, I was under the impression that the U.S. was setting standards to animal enclosures. Wow I am arrogant.

[–]cynthiadangus 1 point2 points ago

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I know, right? Me too. The way my sister was talking to me about it before I was like, no, it can't be that bad. But it was. We were more naive than arrogant, I'd say.

[–]AussieSceptic 9 points10 points ago

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Not funny, sad.

[–]rk9 10 points11 points ago

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Ze

Fuck off

[–]EverEatGolatschen 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck ov

FIFY

[–]asimovfan1 2 points3 points ago

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Just highlights how incredibly sad most zoos really are.

[–]Ethosia 3 points4 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

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When I notice how little karma I have 2coms 6pts 1mo funny
What my family Christmas is like now that my brothers are married 2coms 12pts 3mos funny
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[–]Dyrty 5 points6 points ago

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[–]humminahummina -1 points0 points ago

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[–]johnylaw 1 point2 points ago

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At least this elephant has a head.

[–]Irrelephant1 1 point2 points ago

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I'm relevant to this post.

[–]PI_Staker 1 point2 points ago

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Interior crocodile alligator.

[–]turkeyfox 1 point2 points ago

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I drive a chevrolet movie theater.

[–]chemguy90 1 point2 points ago

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Sad elephant is sad.

[–]FuckItWellPostItLive -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoting redditor is a cunt

[–]random_dent 0 points1 point ago

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elephant, elephant
he's sad and in a cage but that's irrelevant (irrelevant)

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[–]random_dent 1 point2 points ago

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I was wondering whether there'd be another evelyn-evelyn fan to come across this. :)

[–]lbridge[!] 0 points1 point ago

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This is clever. Your are full of whit.

[–]Zelliba 1 point2 points ago

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*You're *Wit (or *Shit, if that's what you're going for)

[–]Dyrty 0 points1 point ago

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ZING!!

[–]im_eh_Canadian 0 points1 point ago

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too soon

[–]zzxy 0 points1 point ago

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Elephantastic

[–]vamplosion 0 points1 point ago

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Had to downvote for the use of 'ze'

[–]tomparker 0 points1 point ago

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Malelephant or benelephant?

[–]pineapplol 0 points1 point ago

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Why would you put the punchline in the title?

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I was watching my favorite show. It was one of those super sad scenes, where men are crying and everything. I was about to cry myself, I was working hard to hold back and then I saw this, and my eyes took back my tears. I laughed :) Thanks.

[–]misfitsfiend313 0 points1 point ago

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I wish upon you all the karma of your dreams

[–]J4sef 0 points1 point ago

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Something that does not pertain to elephants is irrelephant