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[–]kingsumo_1 19 points20 points ago

You know, I don't even care that this is a repost. This one never fails to make me chuckle.

[–]yaharon 1 point2 points ago

It is their best argument yet.

[–]Aldous_Dert 8 points9 points ago

It can talk?!?! Let's cut it open! you know, for science....

[–]elbruce 5 points6 points ago

Clearly the dog just suddenly evolved that way.

[–]darfman 0 points1 point ago

Then why are there still dogs that can't talk!?

[–]brodyth 0 points1 point ago

Because science!!

[–]Svew 6 points7 points ago

Jokes on you pal. I love tits.

[–]thesandbar2 7 points8 points ago

Athetits?

ATHETITS?!

Well, at least we don't have to GTFO.

[–]ReyTheRed 2 points3 points ago

Athetits are the best kind of tits.

[–]GBAustin89 1 point2 points ago

I giggle every time I see that one... probably more out of a desire to have a dog than anything else, but still.

[–]jojojoy 1 point2 points ago

Well fuck. Better pack up guys.

[–]shitjustaintcray 0 points1 point ago

D'aaww.

[–]Undoer 0 points1 point ago

Woaaaaah. Mind Blown.

[–]jawhite 0 points1 point ago

[–]SoftwareAlchemist 0 points1 point ago

Well if we've learned anything from pokemon, a creature deemed too unintelligent for speech can get there eventually. Meowth was never granted the gift of speech from God but after months listening in on a speech class and practice learned to speak. I assume this fox took a similar route, and should probably give itself more credit. I can't even imagine how hard it must have been for an animal to understand speech.

[–]douglasg14b 0 points1 point ago

I read that how it was meant.... then I looked back to see what was funny and then it hit me...

[–]lucklesspedestrian 0 points1 point ago

aliens, obviously

[–]WoollyMittens 0 points1 point ago

I'm all confuzzled. :/

[–]barium111 0 points1 point ago

It must be true. It says so right there on the picture!

[–]Neelpos 0 points1 point ago

"Ruff grr arf

Arf arf ruff bark

Atheists: 0 Christians: 1"

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Answer : You dawg just evolved from Canis Lupus to Canis Sapiens Literatis

[–]SS_material -1 points0 points ago

Same way Latino's did.

[–]F18Dubbs 0 points1 point ago

The dog is also wearing a foil hat so the aliens can't read his mind.... Wait Christians... According to you aliens don't exist... So why he wearing a foil hat?

[–]best_policy 0 points1 point ago

Tide goes in, dog speaks English.

Can't explain that.

[–]heb0 0 points1 point ago

Looks like a fox.

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[–]teuast 0 points1 point ago

You forgot mine.