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[–]atozand1to10 2 points3 points ago

[–]iWishiWasClever 9 points10 points ago

How down votes are made. Reposts.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Well, a lecture I received the other day from a very concerned biologist assured me that it's not from fucking.

[–]petsounds94 1 point2 points ago

Bill and Ted?

[–]ldawg092498 0 points1 point ago

"and that is how fat chicks are made"

[–]futbol4life22 0 points1 point ago

[–]cai_shawn 0 points1 point ago

The fusion must have failed.

Pandas may be the world's worst at keeping their place on the gene tree. Why?

  1. Every animal likes to fuck, right? Nope, not pandas. They like to keep their spaces, and actually avoid mating.
  2. Pandas are bears. Their digestive system and teeth are meant for eating meat. What do they eat? Fucking bamboos. As a result? They need a megaton of bamboo just to stay alive.

I mean, what the hell?

[–]slivor23 0 points1 point ago

I tried reposting the same thing before for karma.... failed miserably and learnt my lesson.....

[–]tortsy 0 points1 point ago

FU-SION HAAAAA

[–]Thatsongbird 0 points1 point ago

no.

[–]ZacUAX -1 points0 points ago

YES!

[–]Thatsongbird 1 point2 points ago

repost, so no.

[–]ninja__007 0 points1 point ago

Would that panda be twice the size of the other bears? Because it would have to be, conservation of mass and all.

[–]Joe_ManginiPSN 4 points5 points ago

Not according to DBZ physics

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[–]Ghstfce 1 point2 points ago

That's what it's referring to. Same moves as the fusion dance.

[–]bducky21 0 points1 point ago

fusion dance? I will gut like a fish if you ever call that a dance again!

[–]Ghstfce 0 points1 point ago

http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion_Dance

Is there something else to refer to it as??

[–]Ted_the_red 1 point2 points ago

Yeah and so did about 30 other people

[–]charrcoalie -3 points-2 points ago

The fusion dance was drawn incorrectly. The outer legs are supposed to be bent with the knees facing inward prior to the final position, not the other way around. Eternal shame on the person who drew this!