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[–]smithclan 277 points278 points ago

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I thought she was going to be launched into water and I was all "Hey cool!" and then it wasn't water and I was all "OH GOD"

[–]Socks04 86 points87 points ago

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At first I thought they were on a bunch of rocks on a cliff and I thought I was about to watch someone die again.

Then, after about the third time through I realized it was just some sand.

[–]sparton192 17 points18 points ago

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so you continued to watch it... ಠ_ಠ ... dam Reddit we are similar

[–]jakemyers7 3 points4 points ago

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...again?

[–]Lemmiwingz 6 points7 points ago

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You have never been to /r/wtf, have you?

[–]jakemyers7 3 points4 points ago

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BITCH I WAS BORN IN WTF

[–]Lemmiwingz -3 points-2 points ago

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Well then you probably grew up with hella lot of dead people.

[–]CharlieAsher 0 points1 point ago

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...with hella dead people.* (SF bay area colloquialism)

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Saw an old film of a Japanese politician being assassinated a few days ago.

[–]jakemyers7 1 point2 points ago

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oh yea i think i saw tht to. knife?

[–]SweetMojaveRain 2 points3 points ago

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SWORD

[–]ForgotHow 0 points1 point ago

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Link please.

[–]SweetMojaveRain 0 points1 point ago

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search the story of Otoya Yamaguchi

[–]ForgotHow 0 points1 point ago

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thank you!

[–]jonathanrdt 33 points34 points ago

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I still appreciated her female form in her graceful, weightless arc.

8/10 would launch again.

[–]maximus91 2 points3 points ago

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Looked like such an awesome idea at first......at first....

[–]SpermWhale 4 points5 points ago

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Me too, was waiting for her the whole time to splash at the sea.

[–]Invisible_Midget 53 points54 points ago

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So what were they trying to accomplish?

[–]Novakaine 86 points87 points ago

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Murder.

[–]poopfacemcgee 14 points15 points ago

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Mission Accomplished

[–]redgroupclan 2 points3 points ago

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Not exactly. It looks like the initial impact was with her head, but she came out of it alive.

[–]MrConfucius -2 points-1 points ago

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Hey Tyler.

[–]DZ302 41 points42 points ago

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Exactly what happened.

[–]mahacctissoawsum 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah....seriously. There was no water there.......were they trying to swing on the branch? were they trying to flick it at something? I'm so confused. What good could have come of this?!

[–]cumfarts 0 points1 point ago

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I think the guy standing in the background was supposed to catch her.

[–]GrumpyOldHat 84 points85 points ago

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People getting hurt - I'll upvote that.

[–]SixshooteR32 16 points17 points ago

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i want the original vid to enjoy it more

[–]krennylavitz 34 points35 points ago

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[–]LettersFromTheSky 1 point2 points ago

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could've been a Charles Darwin award there.

[–]munky_quack 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like she can still walk... that's good.

[–]mcparker73 5 points6 points ago

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hey, other redditors, do the work and find this video for me please.

FIFY

[–]mikeybeeee 22 points23 points ago

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FOFUM

[–]muffinmonk 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck you man I ain't got time for that.

[–]krennylavitz 1 point2 points ago

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No timez 4 video, make GIF instead.

[–]imbignate 6 points7 points ago

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People getting hurt - I'll fap to that

[–]justanothercommenter -3 points-2 points ago

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Chicks with tramp stamps being hurled from the nearest tree?

UPBOAT!

[–]marymurrah 2 points3 points ago

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... I see no tramp stamp. All I can see is her bathing suit tie

[–]itsamario -3 points-2 points ago

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I can translate this into baby thoughts: "People getting hurt - I'll laugh at that."

[–]tumescentpie 15 points16 points ago

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Let go sooner...

[–]Achilles17 10 points11 points ago

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That face plant...

[–]kingoftown 31 points32 points ago

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Ooh, I was wondering what kind of tree that was. Thanks!

[–]SKREAM 11 points12 points ago

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STRINGS

MARTYR

[–]kansaskush 5 points6 points ago

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fuck yes, glad I wasn't the only one

[–]Sir_Trivium 3 points4 points ago

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This, a thousand times this

[–]VickysAsleep 2 points3 points ago

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AWESOME

[–]Fuzzy-Hat 5 points6 points ago

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you just made me nostalgia everywhere

[–]snecko 1 point2 points ago

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Oh, to be 15 again.

[–]jesusmcpenis 1 point2 points ago

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Man I wish the rest of their CDs were as fun as that one.

[–]VickysAsleep 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah Trivum got bad fast, still, got to see them live!

[–]P_E_N_l_S 2 points3 points ago

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I still like Trivium. I never quite figured out why some people stopped listening to them. They do change up their style a lot, but they appear to be a group of great guys that also plays their instruments pretty well. :/

[–]GuardianSK96 7 points8 points ago

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Please respond, cause this is going to bother me... Is this at Tower Hill in Indiana, on the shore of lake Michigan? Would you even know?

[–]TeddBell 7 points8 points ago

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I just came to see if this was the backside of the Warren Dunes State Park.

[–]Bonobofun 4 points5 points ago

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I am pretty sure I took a photo right there when I went. Little did I know I could have launched my wife down the hill instead of walking.

[–]DivineAna 1 point2 points ago

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I thought Warren Dunes, too. I

[–]bvanman 3 points4 points ago

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I what? I WHAT?

[–]DivineAna 0 points1 point ago

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You'll never know! It's

[–]EshinX 1 point2 points ago

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You mean this area?

http://imgur.com/VwPhI

[–]Flonkkertiin 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah I think I remember this spot it is either warren dunes or sleeping bear but I would lean towards warren dunes.

[–]imeatingpancakes 0 points1 point ago

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It definitely is. I was about to say that.

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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If that's the case, I've definitely gone face first into the sand nearly as hard as her, at or near this spot.

[–]GuardianSK96 1 point2 points ago

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My brother, cousin and i would always get running starts over the top and see how far down the back we could jump. Never looked as cool as that though

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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Finding big drop-offs to jump off of was perhaps my favorite thing to do at Lake Michigan, although one time I turned my ankle really bad doing this.

[–]SnailJelly 0 points1 point ago

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The original YouTube video uploaded by the victim is here if you wish to stalk.

[–]Maynard07 0 points1 point ago

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definitely warren dunes

[–]karateka30 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like Silver Lake

[–]I0I0I0I 2 points3 points ago

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Whiplash.

[–]mra99 5 points6 points ago

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I was waiting for the tree branch to whip back and smack everyone in the face.

[–]Froggy_hop 29 points30 points ago

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Do you understand physics?

[–]mra99 -1 points0 points ago

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for every force there is an equal and opposite force?

[–]TheDesertFox 16 points17 points ago

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[–]OzymandiasReborn 16 points17 points ago

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My high school physics teacher told us that his college professor had done this in intro physics. The bowling ball went across the whole lecture hall, and back, and didn't hit him. He turned to address the class, and on the second time back it hit him.

[–]woodc85 1 point2 points ago

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I flinched

[–]th3legacy 1 point2 points ago

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better not be any kinetic energy at t=0 . . . ballsy

[–]ThatsSoKafkaesque 1 point2 points ago

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yeah, good thing there was no push from her or it would have been dentist time.

[–]Daxx22 2 points3 points ago

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I would hope the teacher was very very clear on just "Let go of the ball"

Probably why he was right there too, watching and if he thought she pushed it would move her out of the way.

[–]jillyboooty 7 points8 points ago

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He understands physics. Move out guys.

[–]brningpyre 8 points9 points ago

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Some people know how to relax their muscles and fall correctly and gracefully.

Some people are like her, and get fucked.

[–]GoLoosh 1 point2 points ago

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I think she gets fucked either way

[–]PullHarder 1 point2 points ago

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That's what I always tell people.

[–]davidburns 1 point2 points ago

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Is there even a river close by? :/

[–]RandomMandarin 1 point2 points ago

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How to dump your significant other at least ten yards away.

[–]paperballs 1 point2 points ago

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PULL... HARDER... STRINGS... MARTYR...

[–]Edward-Teach 1 point2 points ago

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STRIIIIIIIINGS! MAAAARTYYYYYYR!!!

[–]hangdown 5 points6 points ago

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With friends like that, she really needs to branch out her social life.

[–]Krakenrider 1 point2 points ago

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Leaf it to a redditor to come up with a topical pun.

[–]hangdown 0 points1 point ago

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/me takes a bough

[–]Spiritedmold 1 point2 points ago

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Next time try not to tense up so much

[–]The_ST3V1N470R 1 point2 points ago

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Repost from Americas Funniest Home Videos

[–]Flodwoman 0 points1 point ago

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So close

[–]cirocinmycup 0 points1 point ago

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does anyone know where this took place? it looks very familiar

[–]jesusmcpenis 0 points1 point ago

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Looks like the dunes that are right over the border into Michigan from Indiana along the lake. I go once a year, this looks a lot like the top of the big one by the parking lot.

And the guys look like they're covered in clay, like from the stream behind the dune that everyone smears on themselves.

EDIT: I think its here: http://www.michigan.org/property/detail.aspx?p=g13079

[–]cirocinmycup 1 point2 points ago

i knew it! i vacationed there a few years back.

[–]filya 0 points1 point ago

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I am going to try that method of break-up next time :)

[–]mrBigBoi 0 points1 point ago

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I wonder how this sand tasted...

[–]blankey2 0 points1 point ago

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bitches love ballistic trajectories.

[–]akadashay 0 points1 point ago

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I'm pretty sure I've been there. People unfortunately do that all the time, the poor tree.

[–]OklahomaOSU -1 points0 points ago

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Me gusta...

[–]R88SHUN 0 points1 point ago

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1...

2...

why the fuck is everybody else counting?

3!

[–]paul22290 0 points1 point ago

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She's a bird, she's a plane,....she's getting absolutely wrecked.

[–]TaterTrots 0 points1 point ago

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DAE see ET in the background trees while waiting for the gif to load?

Edit: after she lands

[–]larrykins 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like Warren Dunes, can anyone confirm or deny?

[–]Jasoman 0 points1 point ago

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Yeah it looked like that too me also. SWM ftw

[–]sparx483 0 points1 point ago

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Jack, I'll never let go....

[–]yij85 0 points1 point ago

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I cant stop watching it lol

[–]210italian 0 points1 point ago

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Enjoy the wheelchair ಠ_ಠ

[–]Erikland 0 points1 point ago

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Warren Dunes in Michigan?

[–]chumbalong 0 points1 point ago

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NASA with its current funding

[–]redkey42 0 points1 point ago

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I rarely see women trying these kinds of shenanigans without male encouragement.... Women naively thinking they're being protected, it must be safe... buahahaha!

[–]thekid39 0 points1 point ago

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funny story true story. i know that girl went to high school with her and its still funny

[–]SoManyMinutes 22 points23 points ago

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You went to high school and you write like that?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]thekid39 2 points3 points ago

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public school

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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This is a discussion elsewhere in this thread. Do you know the location of this incident? Possibly along Lake Michigan somewhere?

[–]larrykins 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty sure its Warren Dunes

[–]bvanman 0 points1 point ago

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That seems to be the consensus, but I wanted to see if the person claiming to know this girl could confirm it. Is the ecosystem along Lake Michigan unlike any other place in the world? That's an honest question, not meant to be taken condescendingly.

[–]sosb 0 points1 point ago

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The flying girl herself says that is the location in the video description here.

[–]thekid39 0 points1 point ago

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I think it was at the dunes.

[–]drewba 1 point2 points ago

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Good ol' Nappyville.

[–]timmah1991 -1 points0 points ago

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Did she died?

[–]timmah1991 -2 points-1 points ago

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lyk dis if u cry evrytim

[–]NellyG -2 points-1 points ago

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She got to face the consequences.

[–]justanothercommenter -2 points-1 points ago

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If we can hit that first domino, the rest of the trees will fall like a house of cards.

CHECKMATE!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Dammit, I HATE stuff like this that's supposedly funny, where people are getting badly hurt.

[–]TheCosmicOsmo 0 points1 point ago

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I find it hillarious - as long as it's a girl being hurt.

[–]der_tek_er_jerbs -1 points0 points ago

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Who planted a tree in the kitchen?