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[–]Keyserchief 56 points57 points ago

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SPARROWS! TONIGHT... WE DINE... AT THE PARK BENCH WHERE THAT OLD MAN THROWS BREADCRUMBS!

[–]divinesleeper 8 points9 points ago

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YOU THREATEN MY EGGS WITH SAVORY PANNED BREAD?!

[–]bvanman 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Oraukk -1 points0 points ago

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African or European?

[–]bvanman 1 point2 points ago

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Monty Python reference? Because that would be "swallows" instead of "sparrow".

[–]Oraukk 0 points1 point ago

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Oh god... What have I done??

[–]Shitty_Watercolour 33 points34 points ago

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[–]sylvanfletcher 6 points7 points ago

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Haven't you got a job or anything?

[–]ThatGuyWhoSaysNope 16 points17 points ago

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Nope.

[–]BrainTumorMan 3 points4 points ago

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Waaa yhea, I she what you have then you did it.

[–]Timthos 1 point2 points ago

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I'd love to see a breakdown of your operational costs and time investment.

[–]strike05 -5 points-4 points ago

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I beg to differ good sir/madam/bot. This isn't shitty at all.

[–]KingToasty 2 points3 points ago

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It's fairly shitty, let's not lie.

[–]logsncalculus 19 points20 points ago

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No, this is ba-na-na http://i.imgur.com/nj4bF.gif

[–]Jumin 2 points3 points ago

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I'm choking from laughter and no one is around to save me.

Tell my wife I said, Hello.

[–]smoothleaf86 2 points3 points ago

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Ah! This is my favorite gif on the Internet. Thank you for making my day that much better!

[–]JustSkimmin 1 point2 points ago

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[–]hey_you_wit_the_legs 1 point2 points ago

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I came here to say just the same thing.

[–]greygray 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone see this and think of the Leap of Faith in Assassin's Creed?

[–]Wammis 2 points3 points ago

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Someone wants to say something about this...

[–]Trapped_in_Reddit 7 points8 points ago

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THIS! IS! ANGRY BIRDS!

[–]shazper 2 points3 points ago

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or... Tits madness...

[–]MacMcIrish 1 point2 points ago

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Front page in less than an hour? You're gonna go far kid.

[–]RobertJ93 0 points1 point ago

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Upvotes for originality. I'm so happy. (not sarcastic).

[–]bradders17 0 points1 point ago

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No. This is madness! http://i.imgur.com/7qFbw.jpg

[–]EPIC_BAGELS9000 0 points1 point ago

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I've already seen this on reddit before

[–]takinagander 0 points1 point ago

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do a barrel roll?

[–]iopuyrtq 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is Patrick.

[–]megasuperultra 0 points1 point ago

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No, this is Madness!

[–]I_FUCKED_A_HAMSTER -1 points0 points ago

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Back story on this pic kind of takes the fun away. The falling bird was crippled and slowed down the flock in migratory patterns. It let itself fall to the death after being cornered into the edge of the building. Google "Bird expulsion ritual".

[–]Bigd988 -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm crying right now CRYING

[–]Dodes -2 points-1 points ago

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This looks shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.

[–]acidmerp 1 point2 points ago

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Oh you mean the birdy didn't really kick the other birdy off the rooftop spartan style? THIS GUYS A PHONY!!!!! HEY EVERYONE THIS GUYS A BIG FAT PHONY!!!!

[–]prostitch 0 points1 point ago

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That doesn't mean it's no longer hilarious. If anything, I applaud the effort OP put into the picture.

[–]Cassiopeiia -1 points0 points ago

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YOU GOTTA LOVE'EM BIRDS!

[–]TrololoTrol -1 points0 points ago

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[–]Hellzapoppin -1 points0 points ago

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Sparrata

[–]MadMonk67 -1 points0 points ago

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He's flippin' the bird.

[–]Identifies_birds -1 points0 points ago

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Eurasian Tree Sparrows and Feral Pigeons

[–]vadergeek -1 points0 points ago

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It really is madness. I mean, kicking a bird down a hole?

[–]Assmilliner -1 points0 points ago

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"This, Madame, is Versailles."

[–]shinigami42 -1 points0 points ago

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Repost

[–]rewrewsuh -1 points0 points ago

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those avianist bastards! how could they take Gerald Butler over this fine piece of talent? they could've converted it into a cartoon and widened the audience, causing more profit, and breaking more cultural barriers. it would've been a victory for bird-kind everywhere, and it was all ruined by some dumb-ass hollywood director. just awesome.

[–]DaBombbbb -4 points-3 points ago

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related [NSFW]

[–]Mentions_Melons -2 points-1 points ago

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Haha he must have stolen his melons!

[–]UnfriendlyNeighbor -2 points-1 points ago

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Angry birds...

[–]ConsistentlyConfused -2 points-1 points ago

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Those are birds!

[–]jrb281 -4 points-3 points ago

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"think of the number of times you've seen the movie 300 and write and down. if the number you wrote down was more than 1 then you're gay."-kyle from party down

[–]Batmarde -4 points-3 points ago

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This is a movie from 2006 holy shit grow up

[–]wr80 -3 points-2 points ago

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Karma Train! Either upvote everyone who comments on it or downvote either way hop on

[–]John_Redcorn126 -2 points-1 points ago

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This is.... Sparrow?