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[–]SucksAtFormatting 75 points76 points ago

I've been watching this for 2 hours and the dog is still being vacuumed.

[–]Gamer_pyle 72 points73 points ago

Yea, it goes on like that until around the 3 hour mark, then they switch positions and he runs the vacuum over her.

[–]Leetzers 21 points22 points ago

aw man, I reloaded just before that happened

[–]Elrox 12 points13 points ago

Press alt + f4 for the controls menu so you can fast forward it.

[–]PushThatFatKid 10 points11 points ago

I don't trust any dog that would allow a vacuum to come within two feet.

[–]Suzy_Sweetheart 1 point2 points ago

My dog attacks vacuums viciously!! Schnauzer style, bitch!!

[–]SucksAtFormatting 1 point2 points ago

I can push my vacuum around and just make the "vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" sound and my dog will attack it.

[–]WarEmblem27 1 point2 points ago

That sucks...

[–]Shadax 3 points4 points ago

That's it, I'm calling ASPCA.

[–]kolr 34 points35 points ago

I wish my dog wasn't utterly terrified of the vacuum.

[–]Balls_In_A_Blender 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, the dog in this gif doesn't understand vacuums

[–]Industriality 11 points12 points ago

You are wrong, this dog is a Corgi, Corgis are the smartest creatures in the universe and are well known to be the inventors of relativity laws and many quantum theories, also they tought math to Pythagore and Thales.

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[–]Industriality 1 point2 points ago

You should know that mice have been created by Corgis in order to help them in resolving universes mysteries.

[–]machete_squad_leader 0 points1 point ago

Shhh quiet now you're ruining a hitchhikers guide reference.

[–]psytrancedsquid 2 points3 points ago

It is the only way I can get my dog to move sometimes. I just grab the vacuum cleaner (I dont even need to turn it on) and he starts running.

[–]PolardOOd 2 points3 points ago

My dog attacks the vacuum. I can turn it on upstairs while she is asleep downstairs and that dog will come hunt that thing down and attack it.

[–]Suzy_Sweetheart 0 points1 point ago

Mine too. She hates vacuums.

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[–]kolr 3 points4 points ago

Yup. Close, but my dog just runs and cowers despite being a 135 lbs of Great Dane that could easily take on a vacuum cleaner.

[–]PUSSY_FEAST_420 19 points20 points ago

It doesn't matter how much you weigh when you are up against dark magic.

[–]reflectiveSingleton 2 points3 points ago

So says the all-knowing PUSSY_FEAST_420...praise him and the dark lord!

[–]xblackdog 0 points1 point ago

My 200lb mastiff runs as fast has he can upstairs when the vacuum starts, but my 100lb golden starts to try to eat the hose. Don't think the mastiff understands that he can just sit on the vacuum.

[–]Macandme 37 points38 points ago

Seriously people, not even one day apart?

[–]notbookies 25 points26 points ago

The best part is his user name. Honestly, http://i.imgur.com/rek7h.jpg.

[–]The_Syst 14 points15 points ago

I think that reposters have figured out that if they post something exactly one day after it was posted that more than likely the people who were wasting time on here during work yesterday are playing catch up today.

They're getting smarter...

[–]Macandme 6 points7 points ago

The reposters are evolving

[–]vol1123 25 points26 points ago

Did anybody else read that in the marine's voice from StarCraft?

[–]AngelOfMusic42 2 points3 points ago

I was going to point this out as well, but looks like you beat me to it

[–]dinomite917 1 point2 points ago

Yes

[–]Ohgodwhatisthisidont 0 points1 point ago

Beat me to it.

[–]argon1028 4 points5 points ago

[–]DarkFox56 18 points19 points ago

Judging by her legs, I would let her do that to me too.

[–]rainmanj9 11 points12 points ago

that feel bro, that feeeeelllllll

[–]gleenglass 8 points9 points ago

Why does that corgi look like a giant mutant corgi?

[–]skelente 5 points6 points ago

I have heard that corgis can easily become fatasses but GOD DAMN.

[–]No_Please_Continue 2 points3 points ago

This is true. My Corgi is in fact a fatass. She is now on a diet though.

[–]DidHeJust 8 points9 points ago

Dem tan legs

[–]dlroW_olleH 3 points4 points ago

Starcraft. That is all.

[–]ProfessorSamuelOak 0 points1 point ago

Came here to post this. you beat me to it. Have my upvote.

[–]dmitrijev 9 points10 points ago

What, no comments on feet?

[–]wr80 2 points3 points ago

I'd suck those toes

[–]Pavementos 2 points3 points ago

yeah suck me off

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

He's not a Marine or a Firebat!

[–]dontcallmedi 4 points5 points ago

If I see this repost one more time, that dog is gonna get it.

[–]I_Shall_Upvote_You 0 points1 point ago

Just call the cops on the owner's neighbor.

[–]veggiehead 2 points3 points ago

those legs.. are pretty good looking

[–]neotsunami 1 point2 points ago

That is one fat Corgi!!!

[–]this_is_interest_me 1 point2 points ago

why does that dog have a dildo in its mouth...

[–]A_Wild_Missingno 1 point2 points ago

did that dog just use a stim pack?

[–]gozips 1 point2 points ago

Is that the lawyer dog?

[–]lala989 1 point2 points ago

Okay seriously this is the FOURTH time I've seen this this week.

[–]Accurg 1 point2 points ago

At least it's not "Would you look at the time / I'm a fucking bird" - that's a strong contender for frontpage-repost of the week.

[–]HardCorey23 1 point2 points ago

Expected this to be Starcraft related... oh well.

[–]thedudedylan 1 point2 points ago

anyone else hear that in the SC marines voice. (stimpac)

[–]Explosions_Hurt 1 point2 points ago

[–]Specialed83 2 points3 points ago

My dog would, and has, shit himself if I got that close to him with a vacuum.

[–]Iysif 1 point2 points ago

More efficient than vacuuming the carpet.

[–]patrick310 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the most blatant re-posts I've seen in a long while...

[–]FreshOutBrah 1 point2 points ago

Lower... lower.... lower....

[–]flashnuke 0 points1 point ago

She can vacuum me any day

[–]creepy_is_what_I_do 0 points1 point ago*

Why is it that this is considered cute and funny, but when I do the same thing in the vacuum department at Sears I get told to put my pants back or get tased?

[–]patefoisgras 0 points1 point ago

OW FUCK, NOT THERE YOU DIMWIT HOLY SHI- AAAHHHHHHHHH

[–]CoolMcDouche 0 points1 point ago

So much better than a cat post!

[–]WreckerCrew 0 points1 point ago

This would never fly with either of my corgis. Taken a year to get one of them to stop attacking the vacuum when we clean the carpets.

[–]sgrandpre 0 points1 point ago

Your repost is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]guthpasta 0 points1 point ago

False- Dogs hate vacuums.

[–]vanderbugger 0 points1 point ago

how on earth you got your dog to get used to a vacuum of any kind is beyond my skills. my dogs treat even the appearance of the vacuum like a hate crime against them.

[–]RogerBoris 0 points1 point ago

is that a pig in a dog suit?

[–]rrawk 0 points1 point ago

I had a siamese cat that absolutely loved being vacuumed.

[–]mang87 0 points1 point ago

We used to have a dog called Robert who loved the vacuum, too. Any time someone would turn it on he would come over and sit at your feet and roll over wanting you to vacuum his belly.

[–]SmellsLikePoor 0 points1 point ago

This was on the front page of r/aww yesterday...

[–]SOwED 0 points1 point ago

A little lower...a little lower...a lot lower...TOO LOW! lower...:)

[–]Cactusgun 0 points1 point ago

Yeah my dogs would not be cool with that

[–]duckhunt37 0 points1 point ago

zero fucks were given

[–]anytimeishousetime 0 points1 point ago

This made me really happy.

[–]secretvictory 0 points1 point ago

Now I want to be a doggy just to find out how good that feels.

Edit: just realized that makes me sound like a wanna be furry. Brb, going to hell.

[–]bcris003 0 points1 point ago

I read the title in Jemaine's voice

[–]L_e_v_i 0 points1 point ago

I have that EXACT SAME VACUUM! :O This gives me an idea...

[–]killallthebutterflys 0 points1 point ago

Is that Bermuda grass I see? :D

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

This footage could have Lawyer dog disbarred!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Dem legs

[–]Br0da 0 points1 point ago

It went from suck to blow!

[–]Lasers_Pew_Pew_Pew 0 points1 point ago

I should be annoyed at this repost. But I can totally relate to that dog.

[–]rpetre 0 points1 point ago

This would be impossible with a cat. Even the wildest cat I've seen dreaded the sight of the vacuum cleaner, even turned off.

[–]itsjawknee 0 points1 point ago

flash forward to when the working relationship sours and lawyer dog gets sued for sexual harassment...

[–]Skythen 0 points1 point ago

Its a Shark!

[–]tuck5649 0 points1 point ago

This is dog torture porn.

[–]evan_ktbd 0 points1 point ago

This must be a frogman gif right? I think those are his legs.

[–]kirolosegypt 0 points1 point ago

why is this under r/funny?

[–]Niyeaux -1 points0 points ago

Probably because it's fucking hilarious.

[–]ZML09 0 points1 point ago

Waiting for someone to put the Brazzers logo on here...

[–]Suzy_Sweetheart 0 points1 point ago

I have that exact vacuum!! Actually two, one in green and one in blue. They're great!!!!!!

[–]KeavesSharpi 0 points1 point ago

WHY CAN'T MY DESKTOP BE GIF!?!?!?!

[–]itsamario 0 points1 point ago

Typical 30 year old who acts 12 years old that I am...I thought the leg of the dog was his boner.

[–]james9075 0 points1 point ago

why is there a dildo in the dogs mouth?

[–]Hayden1911 0 points1 point ago

Reddit appreciates your repost.

[–]rachellian 0 points1 point ago

i WISH

[–]CanIGetaHellYeah 0 points1 point ago

awesome repost, i only saw this yesterday. Good work.

[–]CeeBmata 0 points1 point ago

...Lower...lower...lOwOOOOOWWWWw!!!

[–]hobbit6 0 points1 point ago

That's why Lawyer dog's fees are so high....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

i upvoted for the ankles. c'mon.

[–]lbrd7 0 points1 point ago

This is how I feel when I get upvotes.

[–]blore40 -1 points0 points ago

It is saying "lower". It is also pushing the vac lower.

[–]Hjorth -1 points0 points ago

Is that a dog of the reversal world?

[–]crunch816 -1 points0 points ago

I like it when my gf does that to me

[–]Werke -1 points0 points ago

My cat did this same thing. Made brushing a lot easier.

[–]R_Is_For_Repost -1 points0 points ago

Sigh

[–]msfrey -2 points-1 points ago

at a [6] I sat about two minutes wondering, "why isn't she stopping.. isn't his hair coming out... my dog hates vacuums..."