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[–]frankelee 9 points10 points ago

The whole video that particular quote is from is great- he also goes into how in the tiny fraction of the universe that is livable, the majority of it can either kill you, or is uninhabitable. And then there's the birth defects!

This one!

[–]muttur 8 points9 points ago

Great quote, however, in reading this I can't help but think that NDT isn't a big fan of anal...

[–]Conbz 0 points1 point ago

It's like broccoli, if you didn't like it when you were a kid... ಠ_ಠ

[–]karmadecayin 18 points19 points ago

title comnts points age /r/
Neil deGrasse Tyson on Intelligent Design 8coms 27pts 7dys atheism
Daily Tyson lesson in logic 0coms 1pt 3dys atheism
Neil deGrasse Tyson on Stupid Design 551coms 2000pts 1mo atheism
Neil Degrasse Tyson on "stupid design" 3coms -2pts 1mo atheism
Gets me every time 1com 7pts 15hrs atheism
Neil deGrasse Tyson at it again! 1com 8pts 6dys atheism
My man Neil deGrasse Tyson says it just right. 0coms 1pt 1mo pics

source: karmadecay

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

you may find intelligent design in the few simple laws of the universe or how matter is magically organized ...

but if you study biology even just a little bit, you realize life is redundant as shit, constructed from trial and errors, and flawed to a point you actually wonder how you manage to stay alive....

life is the most fascinating organization of matter , and it's a complete mess.

their can't be any intelligence responsible for such a design.

[–]eduardog3000 3 points4 points ago

He was in a rush, had to make it all in seven days.

[–]svullenballe 2 points3 points ago

Who gave him the deadline anyway? And he created the heaven and the earth on the first day before there were such a thing as days.

[–]eduardog3000 0 points1 point ago

Probably a personal goal.

[–]MyUsrNameWasTaken 0 points1 point ago

He also created plants before the sun. So much for photosynthesis.

[–]Parahime 0 points1 point ago

Not to mention this... potentially nsfw (giraffe dissection)

[–]paddymac1991 0 points1 point ago

Seen this before, it is excellent.

[–]JosefTheFritzl 0 points1 point ago

I was thinking about this, especially the 'entertainment in a sewer' remark the other day when I was reading about spiders. Male spiders have their reproductive pedipalps (y u no know this word, Firefox?!) on their faces/heads.

Imagine how much smarter it would have been to do that with people. That way, you can be engaging in cunnilingus with your girl, while simultaneously fucking with your facedicks!

[–]Bauh4us 0 points1 point ago

I was told that the two are close together to expose a new born infant to a bit of the same bacteria that is present in the mothers gastro-intestinal tract, which would then prevent the immunities transferred by the mothers breast milk from interfering with the colonization of the infants tract by "gut fauna". I just accepted this at face value as it seemed to make sense, I'm gonna have to look into it further.

[–]Aix 0 points1 point ago

Well that last part is just an old civil engineer joke.

[–]LetsHavePun 0 points1 point ago

This quote was nice, but I thought that it should've gone more like this:

NDT starts off talking about the wonder that is life, and how it's amazing that [mainly] random events led to the human race. He should then go on to say that despite this wonder, we still have issues with our bodies, such as vulnerability to disease, which an "intelligent design" wouldn't have ignored. Simply bashing the human body proves a point, but I think that it's much more effective to appreciate how intricate and beautiful it is while showing that even it's not perfect.

[–]TheLateApexLine 0 points1 point ago

Is that a beer on the table in front of him?

[–]Murasasme 0 points1 point ago

I find funny that some people get their entertainment in the sewage system instead of the amusement park

[–]Philile 1 point2 points ago

I only have two orifices I can stick a dick in and sometimes I get tongue tied.

[–]brotherbradshaw 0 points1 point ago

I don't know about the rest, but I've seen Robin Williams do the last paragraph about the entertainment complex before. It's still worth pointing out.

[–]Chop_Suey 0 points1 point ago

Three engineers are arguing about the nature of god - a structural engineer, an electrical engineer, and a civil engineer.

The structural engineer says, "The human body is based upon forces - bones, muscles, tendons and ligaments. To hold man upright you need an understanding of these forces. God must be a structural engineer."

The electrical engineer says, "Bollocks! The human body is riven with kilometres of wiring - nerves reach every nook and cranny of the body. They are all linked to the most complex electrical system in the universe yet described - the human brain. God must be an electrical engineer."

The civil engineer says, "God is a civil engineer. Only a civil engineer would install a sewage pipe in a recreational area."

[–]neotropic9 0 points1 point ago

I made a video exactly to this effect on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPerur7NHr8

[–]jimmy_ringo -2 points-1 points ago

I'm the one who made this and I'm the one who originally posted it. Check my submission history.

[–]jimmy_ringo 0 points1 point ago

Sorry to sound like a jerk here but it's frustrating to have original content reposted. But I guess this is the internet (and I've done it on Facebook, etc.) so I should probably get off my soapbox.

[–]Raygrit -1 points0 points ago

The irony is how stupidly designed the text layout is.

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[–]eduardog3000 3 points4 points ago

TL;DR "Down there between our legs, it's like an entertainment complex in the middle of a sewage system. Who designed that?"