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[–]Overclock 49 points50 points ago

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"All right, your turn Son!"

[–]jockoj 358 points359 points ago

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It's not his fault his daughter can't handle her shit.

[–]Spartacus_Rex 183 points184 points ago

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Learn how to ride a freakin' mattress down the stairs what are you 4?

[–]SpacemanSpiff56 53 points54 points ago

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She's lucky she has a mattress. Back in my day, we had to use pillows.

[–]RiPotato 43 points44 points ago

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I used an actual sled. Too bad for that large dresser at the bottom of the stairs.

[–]borgros 53 points54 points ago

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I used the large dresser. Too bad for the wall at the bottom of the stairs.

[–]swimmingmunky 65 points66 points ago

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When I was a kid we had to ride UP the stairs and they were covered in snow.

[–]BoJangles00 45 points46 points ago

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Lucky you, when I was a kid we didn't even HAVE stairs. We jumped off the roof in potato sacks.

[–]jettrscga 17 points18 points ago

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You must have died.

[–]Abedeus 19 points20 points ago

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He got better.

[–]plus_ultra 11 points12 points ago

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When I was a kid I pooped out of trees.. seriously.

[–]Raumschiff 3 points4 points ago

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So it was YOU!

[–]plus_ultra 1 point2 points ago

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There's a good possibility.

[–]BunsTown 11 points12 points ago*

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When I was a kid I pooped in my closet and blamed it on the cat.

[–]plus_ultra 9 points10 points ago

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Hehe, you sneaky.

Also when I was a kid, pooped in the driveway in the hopes that when my parent's dinner guest left, he'd step in it, giving me a good show from my hiding spot in the bushes.

[–]STRFCKR 1 point2 points ago

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Why would they downvote you? You're being quite brave with this statement.

[–]plus_ultra 1 point2 points ago

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I've asked the same question multiple times on reddit. Thank you for understanding. Here's an upvote!

[–]MrStonedOne -1 points0 points ago

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both ways

[–]FadeNooNoo 6 points7 points ago

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I used the wall, too bad for the house.

[–]latecraigy 4 points5 points ago

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I used my axe, too bad for the orcs.

[–]Dordolekk 4 points5 points ago

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Zug, zug.

[–]swizzler 0 points1 point ago

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clothes basket worked great for me.

[–]umadbrah3443 15 points16 points ago

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Laundry baskets are definitely the only way to slide down staris

[–]Missionfortruth 1 point2 points ago

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This guy knows what's up.

[–]Abomb13 2 points3 points ago

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In my day we used laundry baskets

[–]JesterAzazel 0 points1 point ago

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I used a sled with the front curled up. I didn't have the luxury of seeing a bunch of people on the internet fail at this, but I still realized that have the front end strait was only going to make it lose friction too fast and send me flying forward without it.

[–]taysacs -1 points0 points ago

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Oh yeah? I went down naked! Too bad for my uncle waiting at the bottom of the stairs.

[–]RiPotato 0 points1 point ago

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Wait, wait, wait. Isn't that just running down the stairs naked

[–]Captmorgan47 8 points9 points ago

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We used sleeping bags.

[–]qeditor 5 points6 points ago

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Ditto. Only weighing 40 lbs does some amazing things in terms of your ability to not get bruised doing stuff that would break the limbs of a 170lb man. The slickness of a sleeping bag is basically a license to glide around a home.

Also, canoes down snowy hills. They were awesome, too, even when it broke through the ice below and I almost slid under the ice. No one panicked, they just pulled me out and helped me hide my wet clothes from my mom.

[–]Fishbone_V 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god look before you sled. When I was little I went down a hill with one of those garbage lid sleds, turns out there was a barb-wire fence at the bottom and rather than bail or try to stop, I fucking lay back and slide under it like a badass. Needless to say, I was insanely lucky I didn't get cheese grated.

[–]theflea 1 point2 points ago

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We used to sled on that skirting you find on trailers.

[–]SpacemanSpiff56 2 points3 points ago

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I used sleeping bags sometimes too! Really unforgiving on the tailbone.

[–]CheekyMunky 1 point2 points ago

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That's why you pack it full of blankets and pillows.

[–]Fishbone_V 0 points1 point ago

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That's why you go face first.

FTFY

Also, I was a very stupid and lucky child.

[–]zackks 2 points3 points ago

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Cardboard here.

[–]whoami9 2 points3 points ago

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Back in my day, we had nothing but compound fractures.

[–]aterlumen 1 point2 points ago

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I made the mistake of using a large toy bin's plastic lid. It was much slipperier than I imagined. The two pillows I put against the wall at the bottom to slow me down were very ineffective.

[–]SpacemanSpiff56 1 point2 points ago

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A plastic toy bin like this one? If so, I've been there and can confirm that it is a mistake. Stair sledding is a dangerous game.

[–]Bignut_Squirrel 1 point2 points ago

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If you have an older brother you get the honor of rolling down the stairs inside one of those. If you're very lucky he will tie the lid to the handles so it doesn't come off halfway down...

[–]aterlumen 0 points1 point ago

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The one I had was red and blue, about as big as two of those next to each other, and the lid was hinged. Could get the lid off without much effort, and it had a 4 inch lip around the outside so I thought it would be perfect.

[–]TheRealJohnMatrix 0 points1 point ago

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Ha! We had nothing but a flattened cardboard box.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I used a cardboard box :/

[–]Magester 0 points1 point ago

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We used a piece of cardboard. And the stairs had a sharp turn at a landing. With no railing.

[–]MattHardwick 0 points1 point ago

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cardboard for me, actually it got to a point where we used to lie flat on our stomachs and do it. carpet burns on our tummy ALL THE FREAKING TIME.

[–]wtfamiwatching 0 points1 point ago

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Sleeping bag.

[–]crackrock_dude 7 points8 points ago

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I agree, it's not his fault his daughter is shit. Or maybe it is. In that case he is bad father

[–]yes-i-read-it 4 points5 points ago

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Damn right, I used to sit in a sleeping bag and slide down those stairs like nobodies business.

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[–]Shamson 43 points44 points ago

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If she lay at the bottom of the stairs crying I would have thrown the mattress at her, stood up, and said "Looks like someone needs a nap."

[–]dangerous_beans 10 points11 points ago

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Our theoretical parenting styles sound very similar. Marriage?

[–]Musekal 2 points3 points ago

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[–]lostboyz 2 points3 points ago

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please have kids

[–]Cuchulain1803 1 point2 points ago

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W...Wow..

[–]Nurfy 0 points1 point ago

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Holy SHIT I'm actually crying from laughter. Have my very last upvote. Ever. Holy shit LOL.

[–]DarkLordKramdar 103 points104 points ago

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"There will be no pregnant teens in this household!" - Dad

[–]Childs_Play 1 point2 points ago

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ಠ_ಠ

wp.

[–]Dead_Rooster 46 points47 points ago

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It was the kids fault. She let go of the mattress.

[–]shnapzu 50 points51 points ago

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Scumbag cameraman... sees little girl falling down stairs, keeps filming..

[–]PUSSY_FEAST_420 94 points95 points ago

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A true cameraman keeps the film rolling no matter what.

[–]Finaltidus 35 points36 points ago

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wise words from PUSSY_FEAST_420.

[–]davidmvdg 5 points6 points ago

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Let's just say when it comes to videoing, he don't pussy foot around...

[–]venustrapsflies 1 point2 points ago

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if he was really good he would have waited until the mattress fell on her too.

[–]Dragondaisy 6 points7 points ago

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Cameramom.

[–]ZachMD 23 points24 points ago

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And Mom of the year, filming.

[–]kickthepony 13 points14 points ago

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All I thought was "flalump bonkety whop smack flump whap"

[–]FancyMoustache 6 points7 points ago

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The look on her face is fucking priceless, "Guess I'm falling".

[–]spaessken 2 points3 points ago

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I prefer the second in which she wrongfully still believes her plan would work out.

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points ago

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She'll be fine. Besides, nothing really mattress.

[–]Zenred 6 points7 points ago

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Anyone can Sealy

[–]jasonsan3 12 points13 points ago

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I'm Serta she's fine.

[–]Osnarf 6 points7 points ago

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Nah, she's definitely seen bedder days.

[–]building_a_moat 9 points10 points ago

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You guys, we shouldn't be making blanket statements about her condition. There's a chance her fall was cushioned, and even if it wasn't, kids tend to spring back pretty easily.

[–]asiansteev 3 points4 points ago*

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Those kinds of falls don't hurt, duvet?

[–]marcodls[S] 0 points1 point ago

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i dubb you, ridiculously optimistic guy

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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I'll bet he sheet himself when he saw that he had received such a tremendous award.

[–]DrMcIntire 1 point2 points ago

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He didn't ever run down to comforter!

[–]Saifire18 9 points10 points ago

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I think she's about to throw a Tempurpedic tantrum

[–]shakil314 0 points1 point ago

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You forgot to leave out the last 'S' for Savings

[–]MistakenSanity 14 points15 points ago

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That little girl is a natural tumbler.

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[–]Streakiest 1 point2 points ago

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Oh wow, it really does look strange, even though it's spelt correctly...

I'm scared!

[–]bryntheskits 3 points4 points ago

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Tumblr is bad and you should feel bad.

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

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I don't use it, I just know of it.

[–]Shadax 4 points5 points ago

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Go! BWAAAAA

[–]MustangMatt429 3 points4 points ago

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Every kid has to have a good tumble down the stairs. Whether there be concrete or hardwood flooring at the bottom...only future brain damage can tell.

[–]AlphaEnder 3 points4 points ago

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The look of desperation, right before she starts spinning. Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

[–]qornbred 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you.

[–]AlphaEnder 0 points1 point ago

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For?

[–]qornbred 0 points1 point ago

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Noticing her expression of utter despair. No one else noticed.

[–]linkrobin 4 points5 points ago

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I had to watch this several times before I was completely satisfied.

[–]king_of_the_universe 2 points3 points ago

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[–]rootbeerismythang 11 points12 points ago

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Shouldn't the camera man have attempted to save her? I applaud those who sacrafice safety for good quality GIFs.

[–]DAspocklover 4 points5 points ago

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Damn right it's good they kept filming. What else would redditors watch in their free time?

[–]shredbang 2 points3 points ago

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Where I come from, we call that a broken arm.

[–]stormstar1 2 points3 points ago

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That girl clearly jumped.

[–]misterdesimone 2 points3 points ago

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She didn't jump! The mattress didn't slide and her momentum threw her off of it.

[–]The_designer_pro 5 points6 points ago

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I laughed way too much at this.. and i feel bad.

[–]Euphorium 1 point2 points ago

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Needs more slow motion.

[–]latecraigy 1 point2 points ago

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When I see things like this I wonder about my own dad. He used to put me and my brother in a big blanket, gather up the corners and swing us around at top speed, like a red neck carnival ride. We loved it, but looking back thinking about what would`ve happened if he lost his grip.....

[–]Krizzy 0 points1 point ago

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you would have been fine

kids take falls better than adults

[–]Tensuke 0 points1 point ago

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Good to know

[–]LK09 1 point2 points ago*

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I love how she has the wherewithal to go tarzan and grab the banister.

[–]elastic-craptastic 1 point2 points ago

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Did anyone hear this while they were watching?

[–]aspiderbot 1 point2 points ago

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GTA ragdoll physics

[–]goonerredandwhite 1 point2 points ago

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Look, if dad's stairs sled did work, it would of have been an awesome idea. I managed to fit my sibling into a laundry basket and slide down as a kid, so there is no danger what so ever if performed with alittle skill

[–]wertman025 1 point2 points ago

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It's okay, the stairs are blood proof.

[–]thats-a-repost 1 point2 points ago

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[–]raw_genesis 1 point2 points ago

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More like dad of last year.

[–]senilegoat 7 points8 points ago

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Shit, i just watched it over and over again and each time t got funnier. Her fucking face!!!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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It's just so stoic the whole time.

[–]iRedeRi 3 points4 points ago

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that little girl grabbed on to the handrails like a boss it probably kept her from getting hurt

[–]AnimalCrosser591 3 points4 points ago

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Why the fuck did she let go?

[–]ClassySalmon 2 points3 points ago

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Me, my brother and sister used to do this all the fucking time. They need a mattress that is more stiff, then: Boom...epic mattress-stair-slide extravaganza.

[–]Ifunctiononkitkats 1 point2 points ago

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We preferred boogie boards. But then again, it's all in the form.

[–]Haughington 0 points1 point ago

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I like how he sends the mattress down after her when she falls off, just to crush her to death in case the stairs aren't man enough to finish the job.

[–]Chetsup 0 points1 point ago

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Reigning champ?

[–]Linton58 0 points1 point ago

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Is it bad that I call this out as a repost from four months ago? It has the same title and everything.

[–]igotagoodbrain 0 points1 point ago

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This was only hilarious until it looped. Then it was funny all over again.

[–]verdictseven 0 points1 point ago

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In Soviet Russia mattress rides you.

[–]Sir_Llama 0 points1 point ago

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Thought process: "I'm fabulo-oh fuuuuck!"

[–]latecraigy 0 points1 point ago

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Amateurs! My friend and I would slide down with nothing.

[–]almostjesus 0 points1 point ago

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Post video

[–]CarlBarker 0 points1 point ago

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This had me laughing like a mad man and I'm sitting alone. Her panic face is too good.

[–]elter_ago 0 points1 point ago

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I'll bet the line for mattress rides thinned out a bit after that one.

[–]h8bit 0 points1 point ago

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Well, to be fair, that little girl is clearly retarded.

[–]NoodlesTheAlmighty 0 points1 point ago

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When I read the title I read " Dead of the Year" ( even if that makes little sense) Was not disappointed

[–]javiiibear 0 points1 point ago

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More like gif. of the year.

[–]0ctopus 0 points1 point ago

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LOL, Stoopid bitch

[–]brunudumal 0 points1 point ago

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Dad of the year of '97

[–]ActuallyHalp 0 points1 point ago

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I love her futile attempt to grab onto the rail on her way down and her face that just screams, "FUCK".

[–]Artless_Dodger 0 points1 point ago

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Canteen tray is the only way to sleigh.

[–]STRFCKR 0 points1 point ago

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That's totally me whenever i have children. almost killing the kids in stupid ways. Oh me.

[–]itsallgooodagain 0 points1 point ago

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Repost of the year. Every god damn year.

[–]Flashman_H 0 points1 point ago

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That's how you learn to use a box or sleeping bag and not a mattress. He's teaching her

[–]darksider 0 points1 point ago

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Its ok... that's what skulls are for

[–]yahoo_bot 0 points1 point ago

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Did the kid survive?

[–]jdubsbody 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid I had to ride down the steps in a cardboard box

[–]stonewiki 0 points1 point ago

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Boy did he get shit when mommy got home.

[–]TheRealEggNogAdam 0 points1 point ago

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Her technique was bad and she should feel bad!

[–]Jakabov 0 points1 point ago

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Shouldn't think she felt good after that.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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OOOOOOLLLLLLLLDDDDDDD

RRRRRREEEEEEEEPPPPPPPOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTT

[–]amazingawesomer 0 points1 point ago

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Does it look like she is trying to reach God at the top of the stairs to anyone else??

[–]nuclearamen 0 points1 point ago

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sure...but who was filming and didn't drop the camera to catch the girl but to ensure lols on video....MOM OF THE FUCKING YEAR

[–]Rosalee 0 points1 point ago

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I used a painted tray which turned out to be glass and I arrived in a shower of bits of glass but I didn't get cut by some miracle. It was so spectacular my mum wasn't even mad.

[–]BJMuayThai 0 points1 point ago

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Wow this is one of the best videos Reddit has to offer right now

[–]Flanders2 0 points1 point ago

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and that was how derpina was created.

[–]AMBsFather 0 points1 point ago

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Ohhhh shittt! Mom's coming! ABORT MISSION! ABORT!

[–]Bonsallicious 0 points1 point ago

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It is a little late for an abortion......or is it sadly too soon?

[–]murdockit 0 points1 point ago

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I think this guy gets the award.

[–]knuckboy 0 points1 point ago

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The stairs are carpeted. You don't need the mattress. Silly Dad.

[–]LashBack16 0 points1 point ago

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This happened to me once. Except it was on cardboard and my brother pushed me down the stairs. I nearly broke my ankle.

[–]PleaseDontStalkMe 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, didn't even bother changing the title for the repost! Still funny though.

[–]Deadmirth 0 points1 point ago

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At the end of the loop the mattress starts to slide. Yeah, that's gonna hit her at the bottom of the stairs.

[–]Mattgonzo 0 points1 point ago

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Nailed it

[–]Ichiro_Ino 0 points1 point ago

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We didn't have stairs :( I guess at least we had doors where I can climb... :(

[–]goobered 0 points1 point ago

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We really shouldn't be laughing at this, the girl in the .gif actually got really hurt.

[–]CrossCheckPanda 0 points1 point ago

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This is why I really hope I have boys. I won't be able to resist doing stuff like this to my kids, but its a lot funnier when a little boy falls down the stairs

[–]wintrparkgrl 0 points1 point ago

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[–]electricmice 0 points1 point ago

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daddy lost his little girl's trust forever.

[–]koyo4 0 points1 point ago

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That was so much fun when i was younger. I dont remember falling though... Maybe......? I dont know...

[–]rolypolyeatingdude 2 points3 points ago

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Mom of the year is filming.

[–]1500pushups 0 points1 point ago

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Dad of the century

[–]porl 0 points1 point ago

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I'll probably be down voted for this but I'm sorry I didn't find that funny in the slightest.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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We need to create a "Dad's of the Year" compilation.

Hosted by Bob Saget, or the guy who skateboarded his child into the ground.

And by "we need to" I mean, "someone please cause i'm not going to"

[–]RonaldFuckingPaul -1 points0 points ago

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repost of the year

[–]pokemanz43 -4 points-3 points ago

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Does anyone else find shit like this horrifying? Do you people really laugh at children being injured by irresponsible parenting?

[–][deleted] 12 points13 points ago

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Yeah. Still laughing.

[–]cortexstack 1 point2 points ago

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Nope, I laugh at stupid children being injured by throwing themselves from the safety of a slow-moving mattress.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Since she fell out of frame most people assume she was okay. If the camera tilted down to see a motionless toddler corpse oozing blood from her skull all over the tile floor a lot more of us would find this gif pretty horrifying. Of course a few special people would probably just laugh even harder, but that's another story entirely.

[–]Yage2006 0 points1 point ago

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The floor was carpeted, I am sure she was fine.

[–]Octopuns 1 point2 points ago

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People generally assume that the kids are fine because kids are generally pretty bouncy. You can't break them.

[–]tracerghost00 -1 points0 points ago

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"Honey, I know you want the baby, but the Mexican mechanic said this is how you could solve it"

"But dad I want the baby!"

"And I wanted a smart daughter, so there you go!"

[–]Dordolekk -1 points0 points ago

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This made me cry. Too bad it was tears of ecstasy.

[–]catatonic -5 points-4 points ago

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And so another girl with daddy issues was born

[–]Saifire18 -1 points0 points ago

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it's for the best

[–]cleanpoop -3 points-2 points ago

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Ragdoll mattress rider

[–]mistachill -3 points-2 points ago

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Well let's look at it this way... At least she has a dad...