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[–]crinos666 42 points43 points ago

Dear God,

Please stop people from reposting this over, and over, and over, and over, and over again.

"No", says God.

[–]MrGMinor 15 points16 points ago

I don't give a shit, I laugh every time.

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

Is that you, God?

[–]New-To-The-Internet 17 points18 points ago

A+! You're hilarious OP! This is awesome!

[–]tjv72394 2 points3 points ago

Was going to down vote, but then I saw the light.

[–]Wedhro 6 points7 points ago

America's rule of putting commas inside quotation marks bothers me as fuck.

[–]ReyTheRed 2 points3 points ago

I agree, except when the punctuation is part of the quote.

In fact, when I write papers I deliberately disobey the rule. Doing it "correctly" makes things less clear.

[–]runujhkj 0 points1 point ago

Huh, I didn't know other countries did this differently. What do you do in whereverthehellyouliveville?

[–]Wedhro 0 points1 point ago

British style of punctuation rules that commas stay outside of quotation marks unless they're part of the quoted text http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Quotation_mark#Punctuation

By "other countries" you probably mean the rest of the world since British style is the most logical one, BTW I'm italian.

[–]runujhkj 0 points1 point ago

Meh, tomAto, tomAHto.

[–]thunderbrains 22 points23 points ago

This must be the hundredth time this has been posted...and I laugh every damn time.

[–]Andrew619 4 points5 points ago

Agreed. Some reposts never get old.

[–]ReyTheRed 2 points3 points ago

I upvoted because I like it. Then I downvoted because it was old before I was on reddit.

[–]FuriousBeard 1 point2 points ago

Although I see this probably once a month, it still always makes me crack up.

[–]yanni1234 2 points3 points ago

...What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas?....Cancer :D

[–]infanticide_holiday 0 points1 point ago

I've seen this so many times but it still makes me piss myself.

[–]Ender1337otron 0 points1 point ago

I've been a redditor for like 18 hours now. Thank god for reposts.

[–]Quezimoto 0 points1 point ago

Aparently, god is too busy completing Tim Tebow's touchdown passes.

[–]mecrio 0 points1 point ago

Maybe if you get enough upvotes he's change his answer.

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

Ok, generally I don't mind a repost.

But this. If I see this thing one more fucking time I'm going to find who ever created the Onion, kill him, then kill his extended family, then kill GP.

[–]gratock 0 points1 point ago

feels like the headline in the simcity 3000 newsroll

[–]That_Guy25363 0 points1 point ago

Really?! Again?! How do you people keep reposting this?! How do these still get upvoted?!

[–]amazinglyanonymous 0 points1 point ago

Showed this to a theist friend;

Her aggressive reply:

They go to heaven in the end .

FOREVER .

I think she pretty much debunked all my atheist views wipes sweat off forehead

[–]BenSenior 0 points1 point ago

Damn I have to repent now

[–]Jicragg 0 points1 point ago

All I could think of was this

[–]ace00909 0 points1 point ago

I'd like to see Reddit Repost Counter to know how many times it can count this has been posted...

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[–]Wargall 11 points12 points ago

What sort of braindead logic is this?

[–]Kind_Of_A_Dick[!] -3 points-2 points ago

You expect logic from Redditors?

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

Not all redditors, but at the very least I've come to expect grammar.

[–]InflatableBombshelte 0 points1 point ago

yeah but, I mean, this guy fucks waffles..

[–]sydneygamer 0 points1 point ago

Well he is kind of a dick.