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[–]SugarGirl27 3 points4 points ago

That commercial made me cry as a kid.

[–]pointmanzero 2 points3 points ago

I spent my cake day at an amusement park instead of gaining karma on reddit... woe is me

[–]Liquid_Swordsman 2 points3 points ago

[–]Pizza_The_Hut_17 1 point2 points ago

Darn,beat me to it...Party on,sir.

[–]Liquid_Swordsman 0 points1 point ago

Party on Pizza_The_Hut_17.

[–]TylerRBack 3 points4 points ago

Mine's today. PARTY!

[–]faddyk[S] 1 point2 points ago

Live it up good sir, you don't realize how lucky you are to have nothing better to do today... I envy thee.

[–]Karma_hates_me 0 points1 point ago

Geez! Rub it in his face that you have a life and he doesn't!

[–]faddyk[S] 2 points3 points ago

Are you kidding me?! I've been sitting in my desolate room in my parents basement studying for an exam tomorrow! Where's my life??

[–]Dustypeace 1 point2 points ago

Best and saddest commercial.

[–]LurkingAround 1 point2 points ago

Cake is overrated. In fact, people say it's a lie. Want something substantial? Try pie. In fact, it can be quantified:

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[–]Qingfu 1 point2 points ago

feels bad man.

[–]talknerdy2me11 0 points1 point ago

I just realized that this is never gonna happen to me because, let's be honest, I'm on Reddit everyday.

[–]Suppafly 1 point2 points ago

I'm on almost everyday and still manage to miss my cake days.

[–]immatellyouwhat 0 points1 point ago

Me too :( its been such a blur. I don't even remember when I started.

[–]Dante2k4 0 points1 point ago

Meh. I posted some original content earlier (today is my cake day) and it got downvoted to shit...

I give exactly as many fucks now as I did before I even realized it was my cake day today. (For clarification: that's zero.)

Because none of it matters and it's completely pointless.

[–]Sandy-Balls -1 points0 points ago

You missed your cake day by 1 month and 17 days!!?

Well, then it wasn't that important for you after all.