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[–]SakeBomberman 2 points3 points ago

If a talking cactus asked me for a hug I would hug that mother fucker so hard, some magical reward would be right around the corner

[–]seaners111 2 points3 points ago

That reminds me of this old comic that I found on 4chan a while ago.

[–]NSFW_MIM 0 points1 point ago

That reminds me of this old comic that I found on 4chan a while ago.

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[–]keith7812 1 point2 points ago

I had the same reaction. I have no problem reading stories about the struggles of a quadriplegic Redditor or about a guy who has to put down his dog after 17 years of loyalty, but seeing a scorned cartoon cactus really hits home.

[–]dnqxtsck5 1 point2 points ago

This isn't funny.. this isn't funny at all :(

[–]harmonyca 0 points1 point ago

What a rude guy...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Hey I remember that cactus! It asked me for a hug when my mom rolled me by in my baby stroller! Get it? Cause its a really old picture..? I'm sorry... I'll leave now...

[–]DR4G0NG1RL 0 points1 point ago

When I was little(Like about 6) I hugged a cactus once because I swore it was asking for a hug. Jerk stabbed me with so many tiny needles, both my arms the side of my face and all down my chest were covered in them. I've never hugged a cactus since.

They're kinda assholes when you give them hugs.

[–]Lygasm 0 points1 point ago

No Cactuar

[–]allmightymikey 0 points1 point ago

this is how i feel when i have a beard

[–]Rozzzen 0 points1 point ago

Thanks to this im going to start huging cacti.

[–]the_snook 0 points1 point ago

And the rattlesnake said
"I wish i had hands so
I could hug you like a man"
And then the cactus said
"Don't you understand
My skin is covered
With sharp spikes
That'll stab you
Like a thousand knives
A hug would be nice
But hug my flower With your eyes"

[–]Chaster321 -1 points0 points ago

This made me sad

[–]RoosterT13 -1 points0 points ago

This reminds me of doing "Free Hugs" in a public place.