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Misteak, America. Misteak! (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Heterodoxy 85 points86 points ago

That's so wrung. You know, because of the ironing.

[–]Dirge37 14 points15 points ago

Dam gooby

[–]petedawes 29 points30 points ago

gooby pls.

[–]toodlepops 5 points6 points ago

Dolan is plaesed.

[–][deleted] 14 points15 points ago

k

[–]That_Dude_Dozer 9 points10 points ago

Damn, there really is a leak in r/dolan.

[–]goofandaspoof 4 points5 points ago

fak u dozer

[–]IDlOT 0 points1 point ago

k

[–]set123 146 points147 points ago

I write and edit for a living. The aneurysm is coming; I'm sure of it.

Not only should it be Mistake, but Big and Ass should be hyphenated as Big-Ass. There should also be a comma (,) after Mistake. Ending punctuation would be nice—perhaps an exclamation mark (!)—but not absolutely necessary.

How can one person fuck up five little words so much?

[–]FreeDirt 49 points50 points ago

Personally I love me some big ass-misteak.

Relevant XKCD.

[–]notsothrowaway 14 points15 points ago

i like big ass-steaks

[–]Tronaxious 6 points7 points ago

i like big asses.

[–]HugeAssNegro 5 points6 points ago

Hey man.

[–]maltwyrm 0 points1 point ago

And you cannot lie.

[–]SodiumKPump 2 points3 points ago

They do exist

[–]JakeLV426 15 points16 points ago

Not only did one person fuck it up, someone overseeing that person fucked it up and approved it for production, then someone fucked up buying it and putting it in the store, then this fuckup fucked along and bought the fucking thing.

[–]rjung 6 points7 points ago

They're just playing to their audience.

[–]maltwyrm 4 points5 points ago

Or someone Photoshopped the fuckup.
I can't tell because I can't read pixels that well and I haven't seen too many shops in my time.

[–]excommunicated 13 points14 points ago

I'm not thinking the upper tier of national thinkers are the type most likely to cover their vehicles in political nonsense. In fact, I'm honestly shocked that truck doesn't have rubber testicles on it.

[–]WiseCynic 6 points7 points ago

They're called, "truck nuts" and what I'd most like to do to every pair I see is set fire to them.

[–]rnumur 1 point2 points ago

Paint them blue!

[–]WiseCynic 2 points3 points ago

Flaming, blue truck nuts. There's a picture for you.

[–]Ronaldhennessy 2 points3 points ago

The car is missing the " muslim terrorist hunting permit"

[–]excommunicated -2 points-1 points ago

Old comic of mine.

[–]DishwasherTwig 3 points4 points ago

Welcome to the South.

[–]Elbarfo 6 points7 points ago

I dunno. Ask the guy that made the photoshop

[–]triad[S] 32 points33 points ago

Its not photoshopped. I took the picture with instagram.

[–]Shadow703793 38 points39 points ago

Why the hell wouldn't you just use a normal pic?

[–]JorgeCS 17 points18 points ago

Because that way, he'll get part of the $1 billion Facebook is spending on them. DUH!

[–]DigitalEvil 2 points3 points ago

Someone's gotta pay the bills.

[–]mcbutterbuns 5 points6 points ago

Its legit. I checked it in an Error Level Analysis tool and there doesn't seem to be any anomalies.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

That's in no way reliable fyi.

[–]gaybros 3 points4 points ago

Why isn't it square?

[–]Parabolized 3 points4 points ago

yes. yes it is. this photo graces my facebook page often, and I know a few people with this bumper sticker. also...blurry where edited.

[–]Meta-Fuck 0 points1 point ago

pics or didn't happen

[–]ethanwc -1 points0 points ago

You can instagram any photo.

[–]excommunicated 1 point2 points ago

"Looks shopped" has more upvotes than "I took the picture myself".

Yay reddit!

[–]pauldy -1 points0 points ago

You're a liar, you can zoom in and see where you got sloppy with the lasso tool around the a and got the tail of the t causing it to fade red where it should be fading to white.

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[–]triad[S] 47 points48 points ago

It's funny, because I actually do work in photoshop for a living. And today, on my lunch break I saw a red truck. I thought, you know what would be a great way to spend the rest of my day? Perfectly photoshopping a bad anti obama banner on the back of it. I grabbed my DSLR, a few light's and setup the photo shoot. When I got back to the office, I told my project manager I've got more important shit to do than those comps they needed at 3.

I spend the rest of the afternoon at my desk feverishly compositing this banner. I ended up taking the photo into cinema 4D, matching the camera angle, and compositing the banner texture into it. I rendered that out, and layered it into the photo. To hide all my crafty-ness I saved it, emailed it to my iPhone™ and used Instagram to photo filter it, rather than the Adjustment Layers. It feels more legit that way.

I can't believe I didn't pass your image error analysis. All that hard work is gone because of your master sleuthing. I would've gotten away with it, if it wasn't for you pesky kids.

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[–]triad[S] 33 points34 points ago

Someone's upset that he has no idea what he's talking about. I think it's this guy ^

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[–][deleted] 7 points8 points ago

error analysis is imperfect. It fucks up when there is sudden drastic change in colours. Especially white to red...

[–]MentalUtopia 3 points4 points ago

Ask the guy who* made the photoshop.

[–]rillegas08 -4 points-3 points ago

Actually, both are grammatically correct and neither is more correct than the other.

[–]jeebus_krist 0 points1 point ago

False. The "guy" is a person - a "who."

[–]rillegas08 2 points3 points ago

Please excuse me. I've got a university professor I need to kill.

[–]MentalUtopia 1 point2 points ago

Thank you

[–]CarpeNivem 0 points1 point ago

Are you suggesting no one would actually make the error shown here?

Because it's not unheard of, so I don't understand why you're reluctant to believe it.

[–]BestPseudonym 0 points1 point ago

It doesn't take a writer or editor to realize that, I assure you.

[–]Shimmi 0 points1 point ago

I realize that we've gathered here today to make fun of rednecks, but i'm pretty sure that making a mistake in the word 'mistake' was intentional..

[–]mecrio 0 points1 point ago

One word, 'Merica.

[–]ZipperXT 0 points1 point ago

it's because this is some major trolling by the person who made this

[–]lloopy 0 points1 point ago

Relevant: http://xkcd.com/37/

[–]doperat -1 points0 points ago

dey spelt 'Merica' rong to!!

[–]WiseCynic 4 points5 points ago

*two

[–]fuckinhell -2 points-1 points ago

Big and Ass should be hyphenated as Big-Ass.

Maybe not

[–]Owyheemud -1 points0 points ago

Seriuosly?

[–]Ghstfce 20 points21 points ago

"Your porterhouse, sir."

"Porterhouse? I ordered the t-bone!"

"My apologies sir. I'll bring you a new steak, gratis of course."

Now this is a misteak.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

"gratis?! Sorry PAL, we speak FREEDOM here in the US of A!"

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

SWEDISH? Fuckin' pinko commie socialist motherfuckers!!!! They make any red blooded American sick to their red white and blue stomachs with their socialized safety nets and their universal health care and their higher standard of living. USA USA USA!!!!

[–]jeremythelee 1 point2 points ago

Considering the porterhouse is technically a t-bone, you're right it's a huge misteak.

[–]theenriquesuave 2 points3 points ago

"This is mi-steak and that's his-steak."

[–]Ghstfce 4 points5 points ago

Do, re, misteak?

[–]krop 5 points6 points ago

Milksteak!

[–]WookieGoldberg 13 points14 points ago

Maybe he works for the National Cattlemen's Beef Association, and he's unhappy with Obama's....

I got nothing.

[–]a_supertramp 4 points5 points ago

the important part is that you tried, sweetie.

[–]rickaccused 4 points5 points ago

Did you say steak?!?

[–]BLVD 0 points1 point ago

Now you got me all excited.

[–]jimdoescode 13 points14 points ago

mmmm misteak.

[–]Shocking 1 point2 points ago

DID YOU SAY STEAK?

NO! MISTEAK!!! MISTEAK!!!!

[–]BeeJayE 12 points13 points ago

STEAK

[–]iagainsti 8 points9 points ago

NSIH (not safe if hungry)

[–]wujin 1 point2 points ago

That doesn't look like a misteak, more like a T-bonesteak.

[–]M7600 0 points1 point ago

That's Mrs. Steak to you buddy.

[–]Mantion 2 points3 points ago

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10150770845312094&set=a.88411112093.83615.502777093&type=1

5 minutes with MS paint to undo what liberals have done.

Question do you really think the person who owns this truck made this sticker in his basement? Do you think the people who made this only made 1? Do you think the people who made this and the person who designed it and the people who approved it to be made are all dumb? You mean to tell me this guy drove around with a giant sticker and none of his friends or even random stranger would of pointed out the "misteak"?..

Just what we would expect from a bunch of stupid liberals... There are hundreds of these stickers out there. This one was has an all white back ground.

Also notice the spacing in the original is off and the sticker is not centered on the tail gate.

[–]Skyrowind 4 points5 points ago

I live to serve.

[–]MusicMagi 5 points6 points ago

I always wonder what it would be like actually debating issues with these types of people and what they think he could have done, etc. and then I realize that they're most likely racist and wouldn't understand half the issues I would bring up and I move on.

[–]rjung 2 points3 points ago

You can comfort yourself with the realization that you don't possess enough monosyllabic words for such a discussion anyway.

[–]Kyrra 0 points1 point ago

It sounds like you are jumping to conclusions pretty quickly about someone with just seeing a message on the back of their car. I could assume that you wouldn't be worth debating either as you give up on the topic before the discussion even begins.

[–]Beelzebud 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I'm sure this guy with the "Misteak" emblem on his vehicle is a reasonable fellow, who just has policy disagreements with the president.

[–]MusicMagi 0 points1 point ago

I guarantee someone with this type of bumper sticker isn't capable of conversation on my level, but just a hunch. I'd love to be surprised by someone with some intellect arguing how obama is such a horrible thing to america in comparison to other presidents, but I'm not holding my breath.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

America's Misteak : Tennessee

[–]gumblegod 1 point2 points ago

America ahhhh how i pity you

[–]DMC100 1 point2 points ago

"I wouldn't take nothin' but a Ford: F-O-R-D, period. Ain't nothin' like a Ford. I wouldn't drive a Chevrolet 'cause I can't spell it."

[–]CoolMcDouche 1 point2 points ago

Apparently, the parents of whoever owns this truck should've used some method of contraception.

[–]Lawrence760 1 point2 points ago

I'm hungry now for some reason

[–]BusinessSearchLongmo 1 point2 points ago

I could go for a big, juicy Misteak right about now.

[–]erydan 1 point2 points ago

The United Steaks of America.

[–]Thereminz 1 point2 points ago

one big ass, Miss Steak America

[–]SlipstreamBlade 1 point2 points ago

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2010/334/d/5/mystique_booty_by_blackangel014-d33yxlt.jpg

???

[–]slurpme 1 point2 points ago

We don't need no literacy round 'ere...

[–]addedpulp 4 points5 points ago

Fuck I hate these fucking bumper stickers. Sorry, America voted, this is who they fucking wanted. Sorry one or your crazy-ass bible thumping women haters didn't get the go, that woulda been great.

Worse is the "miss me yet?" ones. No, I don't fucking miss you, you money-burning terror-mongering backwoods Texas piece of shit. I wish you had killed yourself in one of your many drunk driving sessions. maybe my money wouldn't be on fucking fire.

[–]bbrosen 1 point2 points ago

weird, the only miss me yet ones Ive seen have clintons picture on them.

[–]addedpulp 0 points1 point ago

Maybe it's a regional thing, I'm in the panhandle of WV (right on the MD/VA/PA lines) and I see Bush bumperstickers constantly.

[–]Meta-Fuck -3 points-2 points ago

Bible-thumping

FTFY

[–]silentmage 1 point2 points ago

Did you say steak?

[–]JoeyHollywood 1 point2 points ago

Does anybody know what this guys beef was?

[–]megamoze 1 point2 points ago

He will not be cowed by Obama's policies.

[–]Wordfan 1 point2 points ago

He thinks Obama's steering the country afield of where we should be going.

[–]khanfusion 1 point2 points ago

Looks like this forum will not be mooved to join in on pun threads.

[–]fuZZe 2 points3 points ago

The worst kind of steak...

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

Misteak es susteak

[–]ohstrangeone 3 points4 points ago

My money's on photoshop.

[–]Sanity_prevails 0 points1 point ago

my money's on bubba's iq

[–]Ultramerican -4 points-3 points ago

BUT BUT HE'S DRIVIN A TRUCK AND DOESN'T LIKE OBAMA, HE MUST BE DUMB, HYUCK! Such an obvious shop, too.

[–]Ontopourmama 1 point2 points ago

I love misteak medium rare with onions.

[–]jeff_ct 1 point2 points ago

Medium rare misteak

[–]blackgoat9000 -1 points0 points ago

Stupid people are stupid.

[–]danceformeme 1 point2 points ago

I would looove to try misteak! If its anything like milksteak Im sure Im going to enjoy it.

[–]Bigpapapumpyouup 1 point2 points ago

Yes, the majority of people who oppose Obama, are averaging around a 5th grade education. Shocking...

[–]CraptasticCommando -1 points0 points ago

Anti-Obama sticker on a pick-up truck. Totally didn't see that coming.

[–]Elbarfo -2 points-1 points ago

Nice photoshop.

[–]therealabefrohman 0 points1 point ago

He's made a huge misteak.

[–]I_need_that_bacon 0 points1 point ago

I fucking love steak.- Commander Shepard

[–]thecommando 0 points1 point ago

100% relevant

[–]EastYork 0 points1 point ago

SELECT * FROM bumper_sticker WHERE Mistake = 'misspelled'

[–]KincSoup 0 points1 point ago

Mm... Mi-steak...

[–]shockzila 0 points1 point ago

Did you say steak?

[–]guitarnoir 0 points1 point ago

Moran.

[–]Uranus_Hz 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly

[–]Brettersson 0 points1 point ago

I could go for a steak right now, medium rear.

[–]falco_brawler 0 points1 point ago

So meta...

[–]Tallain 0 points1 point ago

Did you say steak?!

[–]mequals1m1w 0 points1 point ago

I do miss steak.

[–]SirNarwhal 0 points1 point ago

Can I get that with a side of your finest jelly beans?

[–]frostysnowcat 0 points1 point ago

I love Misteak! That's one of my favorites!

[–]Grxff 0 points1 point ago

The true misteak is taking every damn picture with a faux vintage filter.

[–]MrMoustachio 0 points1 point ago

I didn't even know Mrs. Steak was getting divorced!

[–]OmniEnforcer 0 points1 point ago

Relevant

[–]Wooknows 0 points1 point ago

This can't be not 'shopped.

[–]Calsun 0 points1 point ago

Did you say steak?

[–]funkymac 0 points1 point ago

going to manufacture and sell these. donate procedes to aclu.

[–]crusaderofsin 0 points1 point ago

Did you say 'steak'?

[–]Ronaldhennessy 0 points1 point ago

Well looks who's talking.

[–]GeoRhi 0 points1 point ago

Sums up my thoughts on right wing Americans

[–]iv2O 0 points1 point ago

donde esta misteak

[–]unkeljoe 0 points1 point ago

Isnt a misteak some guy from India that sits around and thinks deep thoughts about things?

[–]eXXaXion 0 points1 point ago

I like misteak medium rare.

[–]haavarl 0 points1 point ago

I agree. DON'T ORDER THE STEAKS WELL DONE! BIG MISTEAK!

[–]jmad202 0 points1 point ago

I love steak!

[–]youmakemyfacehurt 0 points1 point ago

Lady meat

[–]dubloe7 0 points1 point ago

When I was reading the blue letters, I missed the "O" and thought the bumper sticker was about (Ala) 'Bama.

[–]hells_cowbells 0 points1 point ago

It's obvious they were just using the Spanish "Mi", meaning "my". So it's "one big ass, my steak, America". He's just trying to tell everyone in America that he has a big ass, and that it is, in fact, his steak.

[–]jrmwz 0 points1 point ago

I work in large format digital printing. Normally when someone comes in with something to be produced and we catch an error we'll get on the phone and let them know, allowing them to decide how to handle it.

Once in a while someone will come in with say, something just like this, and they get exactly what they asked for.

[–]ashowofhands 0 points1 point ago

big miss steak

[–]fish500 0 points1 point ago

Get a brian, moran!

[–]AngryMogambo 0 points1 point ago

I wish some had edited that with graffiti.

[–]Shadowglove 0 points1 point ago

Merica, your making an misteak!

[–]BlameCzar 0 points1 point ago

I don't like Obama, but I love steak!

[–]Redbox_McFireCrotch 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmmmm. Steak.

[–]DSyntax 0 points1 point ago

The Misteak strikes again. http://imgur.com/wggFV ....Not photoshop'd. This guy lives down the read from me.

[–]rootbeerismythang 0 points1 point ago

I want steak. Maybe this message was more effective than it originally appears.

[–]apextek 0 points1 point ago

my momma always said stupid is as stupid does...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

When you want a T-bone, but you accidentally order the Prime rib. Misteak!

[–]beccaonice 0 points1 point ago

Obama likes steak

[–]that_guitar_guy 0 points1 point ago

I think these are sold by democrats to make redneck republicans look even more silly.

[–]thefloppydog 0 points1 point ago

Mmmmm! America! Can't get steak off a my mind so it fucks up my spellin'!

[–]Jazzbone 0 points1 point ago

I will just leave this here.

[–]Ultramerican 0 points1 point ago

DEFINITELY not photoshopped.

[–]TotallyKidding 1 point2 points ago

Why does this photo look so old and not mainstream(up until about a week ago)?

[–]frugalfran 1 point2 points ago

The OP says he took it with Instagram, which makes everything sepia.

[–]triad[S] 5 points6 points ago

Makes everything photoshopped. :)

[–]JARsofMAyo 0 points1 point ago

Then why not post the original? Cuz oh, it's been shopped.

[–]4G63FTW -1 points0 points ago

What a Fucktard!

[–]terrible0ne -3 points-2 points ago

Naturally Tennessee..

[–]nerdfighterelle -1 points0 points ago

I was hoping for a steak picture cause I'm hungry. Stupid people let me down :(

[–]lloopy -1 points0 points ago

I'm sorry, did you say steak?

See, you got me all hungry now.

[–]eagleapex -1 points0 points ago

South Philly > Pat's Steaks > Slogan: Don't Eat a Misteak.

[–]fryrishluck -1 points0 points ago

Mmmm ass-steak.

[–]Wolfosaurus -1 points0 points ago

Money's too tight for steak...

Steak?

Uhhh, sure... Steak...

[–]mrRico -1 points0 points ago

did you say steak?

[–]GammaGames -1 points0 points ago

Fuck spelling... because... 'MERICA!

[–]muscat -1 points0 points ago

Belongs in circlejerk Edit: notice the hipstamatic filter

[–]SakeBomberman -4 points-3 points ago

The only misteak here was the one this guys parents made

[–]perogies -2 points-1 points ago

MY STEAK!!

[–]sheitstrom -2 points-1 points ago

Tell me this, truthfully: do you have MORE or LESS steak now than you did four years ago?

I THOUGHT SO.

[–]danfromatl -2 points-1 points ago

Kinda like the spelling in that HUGE bumper sticker advertising your level of education?

[–]Dogonmylap -2 points-1 points ago

You shouldn't expect much from Tennessee. It's amazing they spelled America correctly.

[–]EvelynJames -1 points0 points ago

Photoshop or Real? You make the call!

[–]MasterAssBlaster -5 points-4 points ago

Oh Tennessee, is there any race you can't hate?

Wait, is he parked over the front line? That bastard.

[–]XcuseM3 -2 points-1 points ago

Mmmm steak. Shopped though.

[–]roccodimarco -2 points-1 points ago

Run the tags, figure out the address and then we will confirm if it's a fake... I'm sure someone can make this happen, it's reddit

[–]geargirl -3 points-2 points ago

Mis teak

Mi steak

Mih steak

Mee steak

Mist eak

How is it supposed to be pronounced?!

[–]tasty_ass_fur -3 points-2 points ago

There are many like it, but this is misteak.

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