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Just another day in the life of an atheist [x-post from r/wtf] (i.imgur.com)
submitted 3 months ago by Kinky_Pie
[–]mavs41 83 points84 points85 points 3 months ago
That's racist man. Not all atheists like watermelon.
[–]siflux 21 points22 points23 points 3 months ago
Isn't raw baby flesh unsafe? Babbys are full of diseases and stuff, you should really cook them before eating.
[–]dumnezero 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
brain is usually ok, thanks to the blood-brain barrier
[–]BaconBrain 5 points6 points7 points 3 months ago
But prions... ಠ_ಠ
[–]coder0xff 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
It's not really communicable over the long term in this case. If it's adults eating the young, the young are clean.
[–]ImNotAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
The BBB is distributed throughout the brain, it's not like it's just surrounding it :)
[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
yeah, the brain just needs a good wash before eating
[–]Deracination 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Actually, I'm pretty sure that's the only part that's not safe.
yeah, while it's alive!
[–]mothereffingteresa 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
They only become unsafe when exposed to enough environmental toxins and pathogens. Hence, babies.
[–]BronySteve 7 points8 points9 points 3 months ago
Kinky pinkie is best pinkie.
[–]Superjerk42 6 points7 points8 points 3 months ago
Agreed, but what does that have to do with this comment?
[–]Kinky_Pie[S] 8 points9 points10 points 3 months ago
[–]Herbal_Combat 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
Who let you out of r/mylittlepony?
[–]starkinmn 0 points1 point2 points 1 month ago
I did.
[–]Superjerk42 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
*comic
[–]mattg63 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago
This is obviously a joke. A real Atheist would eat the baby for desert. Sweet, sweet baby flesh.
[–]ShunkLunk 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
Seems legit..."At least babies don't have seeds." - Made me laugh out loud.
[–]SimilarImage 10 points11 points12 points 3 months ago
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[–]Dewmeister14 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
I'm sorry but...
Watermelon is misspelled in the comic >:O
[–]Elbardo 4 points5 points6 points 3 months ago*
He was clearly referring to the elven word for "friend".
[–]frodoschmodo 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
i thought it was just 'friend'. speak friend and enter
[–]Elbardo 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Edited, thanks.
[–]dumnezero 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
it's a forced longer and clearer sounding "L" because the mouth is full of sticky blood
[–]XxcontaminatexX 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Crap now I want baby.
[–]rugtoad 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
What kind of uncivilized mongoloid does such a thing...I mean, really, how much class must you lack to scarf down dessert first?
[–]PutinLePutain 1 point2 points3 points 3 months ago
Oh I get it. It's funny because babies are sweet and succulent like fruit.
[–]trixter21992251 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
12:30 AM and now I want watermelon, which I don't have :(
[–]jpropaganda 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Based on one of my favorite jokes!! What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? You don't have to wait nine months to eat the watermelon!
[–]Sparta_Warrior_70 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Can someone explain to me how this has anything to do with atheism?
[–]EnidColeslav 2 points3 points4 points 3 months ago
It has everything to do with atheism. Now, you might have thought that being an atheist meant that you rejected the idea that gods exist, but attached to that single position on that single claim are a host of other hidden attributes including but not limited to hedonism, in-with-devil-leaguery, closet believers, anger issues, Darwinism, and of course, the eating of babies.
Delicious, delicious babies.
[–]Shepsbluz 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
Ohhhhhh that's where I put my baby......... Oh well at least it went to a good cause :D
[–]Yuoaman 0 points1 point2 points 3 months ago
That's not how you dispose of the bones, you grind them onto your watermelon for additional flavor.
[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
It's a Dolan comic without Dolan
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
Haven't seen this before. I love it.
[–]Weapuh -1 points0 points1 point 3 months ago
So good, baby blood I mean.
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