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[–]mavs41 83 points84 points ago

That's racist man. Not all atheists like watermelon.

[–]siflux 21 points22 points ago

Isn't raw baby flesh unsafe? Babbys are full of diseases and stuff, you should really cook them before eating.

[–]dumnezero 4 points5 points ago

brain is usually ok, thanks to the blood-brain barrier

[–]BaconBrain 5 points6 points ago

But prions... ಠ_ಠ

[–]coder0xff 0 points1 point ago

It's not really communicable over the long term in this case. If it's adults eating the young, the young are clean.

[–]ImNotAWhaleBiologist 1 point2 points ago

The BBB is distributed throughout the brain, it's not like it's just surrounding it :)

[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point ago

yeah, the brain just needs a good wash before eating

[–]Deracination 0 points1 point ago

Actually, I'm pretty sure that's the only part that's not safe.

[–]dumnezero 0 points1 point ago

yeah, while it's alive!

[–]mothereffingteresa 1 point2 points ago

They only become unsafe when exposed to enough environmental toxins and pathogens. Hence, babies.

[–]BronySteve 7 points8 points ago

Kinky pinkie is best pinkie.

[–]Superjerk42 6 points7 points ago

Agreed, but what does that have to do with this comment?

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[–]Herbal_Combat 4 points5 points ago

Who let you out of r/mylittlepony?

[–]starkinmn 0 points1 point ago

I did.

[–]Superjerk42 1 point2 points ago

*comic

[–]mattg63 4 points5 points ago

This is obviously a joke. A real Atheist would eat the baby for desert. Sweet, sweet baby flesh.

[–]ShunkLunk 2 points3 points ago

Seems legit..."At least babies don't have seeds." - Made me laugh out loud.

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[–]Dewmeister14 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry but...

Watermelon is misspelled in the comic >:O

[–]Elbardo 4 points5 points ago*

He was clearly referring to the elven word for "friend".

[–]frodoschmodo 1 point2 points ago

i thought it was just 'friend'. speak friend and enter

[–]Elbardo 0 points1 point ago

Edited, thanks.

[–]dumnezero 1 point2 points ago

it's a forced longer and clearer sounding "L" because the mouth is full of sticky blood

[–]XxcontaminatexX 1 point2 points ago

Crap now I want baby.

[–]rugtoad 2 points3 points ago

What kind of uncivilized mongoloid does such a thing...I mean, really, how much class must you lack to scarf down dessert first?

[–]PutinLePutain 1 point2 points ago

Oh I get it. It's funny because babies are sweet and succulent like fruit.

[–]trixter21992251 0 points1 point ago

12:30 AM and now I want watermelon, which I don't have :(

[–]jpropaganda 0 points1 point ago

Based on one of my favorite jokes!! What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? You don't have to wait nine months to eat the watermelon!

[–]Sparta_Warrior_70 0 points1 point ago

Can someone explain to me how this has anything to do with atheism?

[–]EnidColeslav 2 points3 points ago

It has everything to do with atheism.
Now, you might have thought that being an atheist meant that you rejected the idea that gods exist, but attached to that single position on that single claim are a host of other hidden attributes including but not limited to hedonism, in-with-devil-leaguery, closet believers, anger issues, Darwinism, and of course, the eating of babies.

Delicious, delicious babies.

[–]Shepsbluz 0 points1 point ago

Ohhhhhh that's where I put my baby......... Oh well at least it went to a good cause :D

[–]Yuoaman 0 points1 point ago

That's not how you dispose of the bones, you grind them onto your watermelon for additional flavor.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

It's a Dolan comic without Dolan

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

Haven't seen this before. I love it.

[–]Weapuh -1 points0 points ago

So good, baby blood I mean.